Watch how he flips the cigarette and drink the beer in a second.
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I think I just got pregnant. Which as a man, was never something I foresaw
It's how I was conceived. One minute I'm nothing and a shake of the man mane later, BIG BANG THEORY in all it's majestic beer drinking glory.
You may know me, my name is Diertay....Joe Diertay.
Don't try to church it up son! Don't you mean Joe DIRT?
I think we just solved the mystery why the big bang happened. The only question i have left is why there was no second big bang when he did this
It was a "show shake" for show. A full shake would break the earth.... And swallow all the trailer parks whole.
He is our role model
mazel tov, its gonna grow up to be a strong beer belly
Congrats on the quintuplets!
That performance we just witnessed is how Canada won its first gold medal of the summer olympics.
Like his tongue was wear a boot. Just kicked that cap! Bam!!
I think I'm starting to retain water.
looks like fuse from apex
Look up @jordancottee if you want to claim child support.
My shorts are soaked after seeing that tongue punch
You got me at the mullet!
Damn dude, save some pussy for the rest of us.
Would you really want to follow this dude? Might as well colonize some alien world and shack up with the local ladies that have not seen this dude
I’m not gonna lie. I’d bang him.
Oh we believe you, don’t worry
Idk the mustache isn't really my thing
Other than that, though...
Heresy! The mustache is beautiful
It would be scratchyyyyy
Did I stutter?
Man my girlfriend loves my beard but hates mustaches, I love mustaches and hate beards, can't win.
I think he looks glorious af.
That mullet shake tho
My husband has a mustache. I think he’s approve.
There's probably more than a few that tick both boxes.
Oh it's trashy. But it makes you think you might like trashy
There's a reason /r/trashyboners is a thing lol.
Not so sure. Looks like he’s chummed some sausage in his time
That is the most majestic red neck I've ever seen.
Because he's a bogan, not a red neck.
What's the difference? I've never heard Bogan before.
Upside down redneck
Damn how does a loser like me in the states go about befriending one of these upside down rednecks
Bogan is an Australian redneck.
They must have quite a few, cause they even have a festival called [Mulletfest](https://www.mulletfest.com.au/)
Edit: I also forgot a college [banned](https://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/parenting/school-life/trinity-college-in-perth-bans-mullet-haircuts-labelling-them-unacceptable/news-story/3a2e3a07b085bd17c88c396cfd268922#:~:text=The%202019%20Mullet%20Fest%20in%20Kurri%20Kurri&text=An%20elite%20private%20boys%20school,haircut%20in%20its%20recent%20newsletter) the mullet hairstyle, saying it was unacceptable.
Go to YouTube and search Aussie Bogan. Enjoy!
Let’s be real, bogans are just a sub-category of redneck. Up here, we’ve got French rednecks, rural rednecks, city rednecks, and even the odd honorary immigrant rednecks. It’s a vibe.
Don’t try to connect our majestic bogans to your gun-waving flag-fucking rednecks, cunt. That’s like saying a koala is a sub-category of a bear. They’re a different, sexier animal.
I’m Canadian, shitheel. Hense the FRENCH REDNECKS. But apparently you do have one thing in common with the star spangled fuckwits, being a keen sense of geography.
(This came off harsher than I’d intended but I’m sticking with it for the good of the banter.)
American redneck here just here for the comments and the *checks badly handwritten notes* edumacation
the only reason bogans don't have guns is cause they can't.
Nah cunt if an Aussie bogan wants to shoot something he’ll just go into the city and shoot some skag in the maccas toilets
He is the prophesied King of the Rednecks, the second coming of Cletus, the one true Jethro
The Dale from my dreams! It's true!
Weirdest boner ever.
Same, this guy fucks
I love ALL of you.
Mr. Steal Your Girl
This is a man playing to other men, not to women.
Mr. Steal Your Man
Which is honestly more impressive
Steals entire couples
*Steals the heart of the nation*
if this guy stole my girl and I walked in and saw them in bed together, I’d tuck him in and ask if he needed any snacks bringing
Maybe bring him another cig too
*Bold to assume he isn’t doing so to both*
Correction, Mr. Already Stole your Girl
Or Mr. Already Stole Your Man
Mr already stole your man's girl
Mr. Already Stole Your Wife’s Boyfriend
Mr Already Stole You From Your Wife's Boyfriend.
He then proceeds to slap you AND your girl on the ass, winks, and shoots you a one-handed finger gun while doing a sick wheelie on his dirt bike.
I can picture it.
Don’t forget to mention the cleanest click you ever heard for a finger gun
The only finger gun to actually do damage
This man's tongue clicks can crack the sound barrier like a bull whip.
When your uncle is your father in law
The mental gymnastics I had to jump through to understand this
Lol, nice comment
The guy she tells you not to worry about
This is what I imagine when I hear the term "pussy slayer"
The bottle cap ejection method was A1.
He tounge punched the hell out of that cap..
If Fuse from Apex was a person:
Y e s
Thats what I thought as soon as he started chugging the beer lol
Also apparently that’s an Australian beer which makes this even better
That’s a prezzie for Fuzie
“Hands off that’s a pressie for Fusie!” I was thinking the same thing lol
He spend his whole life just to do this ...
Muuuricaaaa fuck yeahhhhh
Pretty sure that's Australiaaaaaa fuck yeahhhhh
No it's Canadaaaaa fucking ehhhhh!
Meeeexxxicoo Fuck siiiiii!
How can you tell?
Great Northern beer is from Queensland
Yup, the beer was a giveaway. No redneck in the states is importing aussie beer.
Ah! I completely missed that. Also, don’t know beer.
He’s drinking Queensland lolly water
It’s the vibe.
The beer and the mullet. Other countries do mullets, but not in the same way Oz/NZ do mullets.
It just has auzzie vibes.
My mullet said to the literary world, Hello, you privileged prep-school assholes, I'm here to steal your thunder, lightning, and book sales. - Author: Sherman Alexie
I adore Sherman Alexie.
Weird that I studied his short stories in my literary analysis class last week. Had never heard of him beforehand.
The video that plays after you get a notice like…You have a secret admirer on Tinder
Real life Kenny Powers, I fucking love it
THIS is the role model I have been waiting for
My uncle at Thanksgiving:
I’m oddly attracted. Lots to think about.
This is a be form of chad
Negative. Chad wears Lacoste shirts khaki pants and deck shoes.
This right here is a Billy. Steve. Bob. Richard (Dick). Kenny. Or some random chain of initials like J.B.
You can't see it in the video but I guarantee you this guy has cut off jean shorts and when he wears a shirt it is certainly a t-shirt with the sleeves cut off.
Every Mother’s nightmare
The guy who still shows up to college parties despite being in his early 40s.
Is this the guy from stranger things ?
That’s what I thought
Ouch my teeth
Faackin oath cunt.
Now THIS is how you make alcoholism glorious
I’m turned on
This man’s bloodline is strong and I must mate with him
Even before I saw the beer I knew this was Australian bogan, not American redneck. Glorious.
He definitely fucks
This man either has three weeks to live or he shall live forever.
Queenslander to be precise. They inhabit the warmer north-eastern part of country. I believe that this particular specimen may coexist with cassowaries and crocodiles in the cairnstownsville ecosystem.
Great Northern beer I’d assume so.
Im gonna go ahead and assume his sister is his grandmother…
I like how guys are apparently turned on by this, and I am just repulsed. Ew.
It's a bot
I will have as many children as it takes until I have a daughter that can ensure this man’s bloodline continues
Cigarette wasn't lit, so he's a little bit smarter than he looks.
The person ‘Florida Man’ consults before any major decisions.
a fat fuse apex addition
So many men here were turned on by this Manly Man.
Us women? Eh...not so much.
This man trusts his teeth.
That is exactly what I would expect someone able to that to look like.
Omg I was looking for this comment. He totally looks like Fuze!!!
Not a pair of dry panties around a 1 mile radius of this man
Real life joe dirt!
Business up front, party in the back.
Thanks, I hate it
That's a lot of talent in under 30 seconds lol
He’s fun at parties I can tell.
I just know this man fucks
This is Fuse.
Damn that would have been so cool in high school.
I'm going to go out on a limb here and guess this guy is an Aussie
Savevideo u/savevideo how do I save this?
Will you be my stepdad?
What a majestic male specimen… I’m feeling things I’ve never felt before….
I guess there wouldn't be so many kids being abused if nobody was as judgmental as I was because the number one drug use by parents who have kids in the Foster care is alcohol. And I get to be judgmental because I had a drunken father and I know that of which I speak.
When you are hanging out with your teen friends that don't drink or smoke and your uncle wants to show off....
Thats some true talent
Anyone to watch this video is now pregnant. ANYONE
That’s a man who’s earned his goddamn mullet.
It’s the bogan in his natural habitat.
oh my god he on xgames mode
How did he get hair like that?
That's fucking Rad!
Just gonna send it!
Get er in the ketchup
The power of the mullet.
College was good to him
The mullet is next fucking level as well...
That is truly mullet perfection, makes me nostalgic.
Kenny Powers vibes.
His power is drawn from his mullet.
What a Dude
What a man
I’d gladly share my wife with that guy.
Ricky LaFleur vibes, such energy and aplomb!
Boy, that really brought me back to 18 - Cigarettes, chugging and that hairdo… This guy is a legend and has three Y chromosomes. Love it.
That mullet! Business in the front, party in the back!
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It's all in the mullet placement, duh!
Redneck Olympics gold medalist.
save some ladies for the rest of us dang.
That's the power of a well grown mullet
The hair is a powerful statement.