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Watch how he flips the cigarette and drink the beer in a second.

Watch how he flips the cigarette and drink the beer in a second.

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live4lax25

I think I just got pregnant. Which as a man, was never something I foresaw


_MrCaptRehab_

It's how I was conceived. One minute I'm nothing and a shake of the man mane later, BIG BANG THEORY in all it's majestic beer drinking glory. You may know me, my name is Diertay....Joe Diertay.


chucky_mcflapperson

Don't try to church it up son! Don't you mean Joe DIRT?


WatchTowel

I think we just solved the mystery why the big bang happened. The only question i have left is why there was no second big bang when he did this


patricky6

It was a "show shake" for show. A full shake would break the earth.... And swallow all the trailer parks whole.


Fit-Special-8416

He is our role model


Chrismont

mazel tov, its gonna grow up to be a strong beer belly


orangutanbeater

Congrats on the quintuplets! That performance we just witnessed is how Canada won its first gold medal of the summer olympics.


svendeplume

Like his tongue was wear a boot. Just kicked that cap! Bam!!


Loggerdon

I think I'm starting to retain water.


mrchiko1990

looks like fuse from apex


Electriq__

Look up @jordancottee if you want to claim child support.


SquanchJuice

My shorts are soaked after seeing that tongue punch


luvinlifetoo

You got me at the mullet!


general-illness

Damn dude, save some pussy for the rest of us.


darthrisc

Would you really want to follow this dude? Might as well colonize some alien world and shack up with the local ladies that have not seen this dude


Olealicat

I’m not gonna lie. I’d bang him.


Victory2432

Oh we believe you, don’t worry


thelivylives

Idk the mustache isn't really my thing Other than that, though...


unlivedSoup69

Heresy! The mustache is beautiful


thelivylives

It would be scratchyyyyy


unlivedSoup69

Did I stutter?


JamesJoyceFartAlt

Man my girlfriend loves my beard but hates mustaches, I love mustaches and hate beards, can't win. I think he looks glorious af.


greybeard_arr

That mullet shake tho


Olealicat

My husband has a mustache. I think he’s approve.


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far2common

There's probably more than a few that tick both boxes.


Electriq__

Can confirm.


OpheliaPaine

(Me!)


theCrownedRoyal

Oh it's trashy. But it makes you think you might like trashy


JamesJoyceFartAlt

There's a reason /r/trashyboners is a thing lol.


Zombiebloomers

It’s both.


reubenhurricane

Not so sure. Looks like he’s chummed some sausage in his time


[deleted]

That is the most majestic red neck I've ever seen.


Seaford_

Because he's a bogan, not a red neck.


ZoralThePirate

What's the difference? I've never heard Bogan before.


AsgardNirvanaHarvest

Upside down redneck


EarsLikeCreamFlaps

Damn how does a loser like me in the states go about befriending one of these upside down rednecks


TeemoBestmo

Bogan is an Australian redneck. They must have quite a few, cause they even have a festival called [Mulletfest](https://www.mulletfest.com.au/) Edit: I also forgot a college [banned](https://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/parenting/school-life/trinity-college-in-perth-bans-mullet-haircuts-labelling-them-unacceptable/news-story/3a2e3a07b085bd17c88c396cfd268922#:~:text=The%202019%20Mullet%20Fest%20in%20Kurri%20Kurri&text=An%20elite%20private%20boys%20school,haircut%20in%20its%20recent%20newsletter) the mullet hairstyle, saying it was unacceptable.


jamwakes

Go to YouTube and search Aussie Bogan. Enjoy!


ConstructionBum

Let’s be real, bogans are just a sub-category of redneck. Up here, we’ve got French rednecks, rural rednecks, city rednecks, and even the odd honorary immigrant rednecks. It’s a vibe.


shamus14

Don’t try to connect our majestic bogans to your gun-waving flag-fucking rednecks, cunt. That’s like saying a koala is a sub-category of a bear. They’re a different, sexier animal.


ConstructionBum

I’m Canadian, shitheel. Hense the FRENCH REDNECKS. But apparently you do have one thing in common with the star spangled fuckwits, being a keen sense of geography. (This came off harsher than I’d intended but I’m sticking with it for the good of the banter.)


[deleted]

American redneck here just here for the comments and the *checks badly handwritten notes* edumacation


TeemoBestmo

the only reason bogans don't have guns is cause they can't.


rangda

Nah cunt if an Aussie bogan wants to shoot something he’ll just go into the city and shoot some skag in the maccas toilets


Azidamadjida

He is the prophesied King of the Rednecks, the second coming of Cletus, the one true Jethro


[deleted]

The Dale from my dreams! It's true!


CHSZC

Weirdest boner ever.


MrFish-

Same, this guy fucks


PotatoBreadDad

hopefully *me*


hiding_in_de

I love ALL of you.


Ye-Gesture

😂


Any-Vermicelli-2056

Mr. Steal Your Girl


medlabunicorn

This is a man playing to other men, not to women.


Any-Vermicelli-2056

Mr. Steal Your Man


dtb1987

Which is honestly more impressive


J33P88

Steals entire couples


Any-Vermicelli-2056

*Steals the heart of the nation*


Muted_Ladder2619

if this guy stole my girl and I walked in and saw them in bed together, I’d tuck him in and ask if he needed any snacks bringing


Any-Vermicelli-2056

Maybe bring him another cig too


Zakal2

*Bold to assume he isn’t doing so to both*


_MrCaptRehab_

Correction, Mr. Already Stole your Girl


Any-Vermicelli-2056

Or Mr. Already Stole Your Man


caring_gentleman

Mr already stole your man's girl


Any-Vermicelli-2056

Mr. Already Stole Your Wife’s Boyfriend


caring_gentleman

Mr Already Stole You From Your Wife's Boyfriend.


StrawberryMarsMellow

He then proceeds to slap you AND your girl on the ass, winks, and shoots you a one-handed finger gun while doing a sick wheelie on his dirt bike.


Balor675

I can picture it.


ChemicalHousing69

Don’t forget to mention the cleanest click you ever heard for a finger gun


iKingCooper

The only finger gun to actually do damage


StrawberryMarsMellow

This man's tongue clicks can crack the sound barrier like a bull whip.


Accomplished_Bat_817

When your uncle is your father in law


SavageBean14

The mental gymnastics I had to jump through to understand this


Smash-Head

Lol, nice comment


robg71616

The guy she tells you not to worry about


Cobra_2444

This is what I imagine when I hear the term "pussy slayer"


xCryptic_Bulldog

Glorious


LoBicicleto

The bottle cap ejection method was A1.


k_joule

He tounge punched the hell out of that cap..


tkang5050

If Fuse from Apex was a person:


Rodrigo_Nunes

Y e s


LiL_ENIGlvlA

Thats what I thought as soon as he started chugging the beer lol


LiL_ENIGlvlA

Also apparently that’s an Australian beer which makes this even better


Vitalizes

That’s a prezzie for Fuzie


LoBicicleto

“Hands off that’s a pressie for Fusie!” I was thinking the same thing lol


CristoPilou

He spend his whole life just to do this ... Muuuricaaaa fuck yeahhhhh


5StripedFalcon

Pretty sure that's Australiaaaaaa fuck yeahhhhh


Onlyforonereason

No it's Canadaaaaa fucking ehhhhh!


kkkimchii

Meeeexxxicoo Fuck siiiiii!


Lilmaggot

How can you tell?


Nivann

Great Northern beer is from Queensland


5StripedFalcon

Yup, the beer was a giveaway. No redneck in the states is importing aussie beer.


Lilmaggot

Ah! I completely missed that. Also, don’t know beer.


shadowbutcher

He’s drinking Queensland lolly water


MrsRobertshaw

It’s the vibe.


edvards55

The mullet


kellyasksthings

The beer and the mullet. Other countries do mullets, but not in the same way Oz/NZ do mullets.


parkmann

Strayaaaaaa cuntsssssss *FIFY


MrsRobertshaw

It just has auzzie vibes.


lesterburnhamm66

My mullet said to the literary world, Hello, you privileged prep-school assholes, I'm here to steal your thunder, lightning, and book sales. - Author: Sherman Alexie


Lilmaggot

I adore Sherman Alexie.


theCrownedRoyal

Weird that I studied his short stories in my literary analysis class last week. Had never heard of him beforehand.


Drug_Science

The video that plays after you get a notice like…You have a secret admirer on Tinder


DaClutch

Real life Kenny Powers, I fucking love it


Emotional_Dinner_913

THIS is the role model I have been waiting for


The_Spicy_Memes_Chef

No one: My uncle at Thanksgiving:


mistalk

I’m oddly attracted. Lots to think about.


Druishmamba

This is a be form of chad


aDrunkSailor82

Negative. Chad wears Lacoste shirts khaki pants and deck shoes. This right here is a Billy. Steve. Bob. Richard (Dick). Kenny. Or some random chain of initials like J.B. You can't see it in the video but I guarantee you this guy has cut off jean shorts and when he wears a shirt it is certainly a t-shirt with the sleeves cut off.


missellie66

Every Mother’s nightmare


HachiTofu

The guy who still shows up to college parties despite being in his early 40s.


-XeilieX-

Is this the guy from stranger things ?


islandtravel

That’s what I thought


Urza_Kan

Ouch my teeth


dirtyspicebag

Faackin oath cunt.


Jody_B_Designs

Now THIS is how you make alcoholism glorious


PatientBalance

I’m turned on


jesstheprequel

This man’s bloodline is strong and I must mate with him


MrsRobertshaw

Even before I saw the beer I knew this was Australian bogan, not American redneck. Glorious.


FuckfaceCharlie3

He definitely fucks


JukeBoxHeroJustin

This man either has three weeks to live or he shall live forever.


Conscious-Leader7243

Australian?


Mad-Mel

Queenslander to be precise. They inhabit the warmer north-eastern part of country. I believe that this particular specimen may coexist with cassowaries and crocodiles in the cairnstownsville ecosystem.


Surfsupforthesummer

Great Northern beer I’d assume so.


SmoothBlacksmith1253

u/savevideo


25StarGeneralZap

Im gonna go ahead and assume his sister is his grandmother…


someawfulbitch

I like how guys are apparently turned on by this, and I am just repulsed. Ew.


jppianoguy

It's a bot


DeathBySpear

I will have as many children as it takes until I have a daughter that can ensure this man’s bloodline continues


DannyAbility

Wow


UdderSuckage

Cigarette wasn't lit, so he's a little bit smarter than he looks.


the_chaco_kid

The person ‘Florida Man’ consults before any major decisions.


Sicko_Ee

a fat fuse apex addition


Accidental_Tica

So many men here were turned on by this Manly Man. Us women? Eh...not so much.


FeaRoFDerbi

This man trusts his teeth.


bullymeahhh

That is exactly what I would expect someone able to that to look like.


Street-Professor2119

Fuze?


Lopsided_Boot_7256

Omg I was looking for this comment. He totally looks like Fuze!!!


stonewashedpotatoes

Kenny Powers?


PelotonBULL

Not a pair of dry panties around a 1 mile radius of this man


EnthogenWizard

Real life joe dirt!


imbrotep

Business up front, party in the back.


hamvereliduk

Thanks, I hate it


Devrae313

That's a lot of talent in under 30 seconds lol


Ballzovsteel

He’s fun at parties I can tell.


possumdoobz

I just know this man fucks


Jay-L-AI-nez

This is Fuse.


Mister-guy

Damn that would have been so cool in high school.


freethefenian

I'm going to go out on a limb here and guess this guy is an Aussie


swonstar

Savevideo u/savevideo how do I save this?


jbridges300

Will you be my stepdad?


DreamPolice-_-_

Bloody Queenslanders.


Friar-Tuckandroll

What a majestic male specimen… I’m feeling things I’ve never felt before….


Wild7mom

I guess there wouldn't be so many kids being abused if nobody was as judgmental as I was because the number one drug use by parents who have kids in the Foster care is alcohol. And I get to be judgmental because I had a drunken father and I know that of which I speak.


jdozadiaz

When you are hanging out with your teen friends that don't drink or smoke and your uncle wants to show off....


chocolate_chimpanzee

Thats some true talent


SmashKing48

Anyone to watch this video is now pregnant. ANYONE


valuedminority

That’s a man who’s earned his goddamn mullet.


mykem19n

It’s the bogan in his natural habitat.


dirtysneakerss

oh my god he on xgames mode


ShinAkuma667

How did he get hair like that?


Kracka_Jak

That's fucking Rad!


Serve_Apart

My hero!


Matty_Poppinz

Mmmmmm mulleť


BarbershopSaul

Just gonna send it!


Matty_Poppinz

Get er in the ketchup


[deleted]

The power of the mullet.


ukiddingme2469

College was good to him


carlotresca

The mullet is next fucking level as well...


Romesburg

That is truly mullet perfection, makes me nostalgic.


Competitive_Editor42

Kenny Powers vibes.


jrakobe

Giga chad


Pharaoh-Lash

His power is drawn from his mullet.


bear4bunny

What a Dude


Juan_Dollar_Taco

What a man


Scooby-Poo

I’d gladly share my wife with that guy.


bomboclawt75

Ricky LaFleur vibes, such energy and aplomb!


ovad67

Boy, that really brought me back to 18 - Cigarettes, chugging and that hairdo… This guy is a legend and has three Y chromosomes. Love it.


Several_Orange_907

That mullet! Business in the front, party in the back!


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GloomyImagination365

It's all in the mullet placement, duh!


WallstreetBytes

Chad Dirt.


duffusmcfrewfus

Redneck Olympics gold medalist.


WDAWKTpod

American Gods


KatFishFatty

save some ladies for the rest of us dang.


AlfaOmegon

That's the power of a well grown mullet


cumposer

u/savevideo


MonkeyHamlet

The hair is a powerful statement.


Late-Firefighter-162

Edmund Kemper?