thats actually a boa constrictor but hell yeah
Actually, that's a Southern Rock Python but I can see why you'd think that's a Boa. The pattern and body structure definitely looks like a typical Rock Python. [Here's](https://www.inaturalist.org/observations/37335234) a picture displaying the neck pattern also seen in the snake in this post, [here](https://www.inaturalist.org/observations/77734956) and [here](https://www.inaturalist.org/observations/61377559) are picture that display the side pattern of a typical Southern Rock Python and [this(NSFW I guess)](https://www.inaturalist.org/observations/41090142) kind of shows the belly pattern that they typically have, though I couldn't get a photo that shows displays the belly pattern clearly(you can also kind of see it in the third photo I linked). The pattern and body shape could definitely look like that of a Boa at a glance but it's definitely a phenotypical Rock Python.
actually, thats a snek
You’re both idiots, that’s 100% a squirrel bro
a dead squirrel
Nah he's just napping
This guy snakes
A giveaway for me is the shape of the upper lip. This looks everything like a python's to me, not a boa.
Pshh, that’s not devouring. Danger noodle is just giving sandy cheeks some hickeys.
That squirrel is a whole mood for me
It’s a metaphor for my life lol
Based on yhe shade of the blue and color of the mayonnaise you can tell this is actually in iceland making that the elusive cock and balls snake. You really should have marked this nsfw when showing the cock and balls snake has an affect on people on seeing it i was forced to create a hole in yhe dirt outside and start fucking it intensely. People saw it and started screaming when the police came they saw my apple watch with the picture and started doing the same out of instinct. This is all your fault and could have been avoided if you marked it nsfw
Yeah, like no contest really.
The day after you get a new slinky...
In South Florida
Fortunately there are no Southern African Rock Pythons in Florida
That’s good to hear, let’s hope it stays that way
There are actually Rock Pythons in the Everglades. They are the Northern variety lol.
Does this thing have two heads?
Yes, a snake head and a squirrel head.
Good, fuckin tree rat
He's helping him.
Its amazing how they can pose for photos like this. Fair play!!
That damn squirrel should of stayed in bikini bottom
That’s actually an African squirrel
Wow! In mid-air even...
[R/mildlypenis](http://reddit.com/r/mildlypenis) or am I just not as straight as I thought?