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AspiringOccultist4

thats actually a boa constrictor but hell yeah


dartfrog11

Actually, that's a Southern Rock Python but I can see why you'd think that's a Boa. The pattern and body structure definitely looks like a typical Rock Python. [Here's](https://www.inaturalist.org/observations/37335234) a picture displaying the neck pattern also seen in the snake in this post, [here](https://www.inaturalist.org/observations/77734956) and [here](https://www.inaturalist.org/observations/61377559) are picture that display the side pattern of a typical Southern Rock Python and [this(NSFW I guess)](https://www.inaturalist.org/observations/41090142) kind of shows the belly pattern that they typically have, though I couldn't get a photo that shows displays the belly pattern clearly(you can also kind of see it in the third photo I linked). The pattern and body shape could definitely look like that of a Boa at a glance but it's definitely a phenotypical Rock Python.


Max1756

actually, thats a snek


CarlosI210

You’re both idiots, that’s 100% a squirrel bro


Teerendog

a dead squirrel


eatmahanus

Nah he's just napping


Top_Duck8146

This guy snakes


100jad

A giveaway for me is the shape of the upper lip. This looks everything like a python's to me, not a boa.


badasscrying

Pshh, that’s not devouring. Danger noodle is just giving sandy cheeks some hickeys.


vorander

That squirrel is a whole mood for me


Dangerous_Upstairs

It’s a metaphor for my life lol


chomperstyle

Based on yhe shade of the blue and color of the mayonnaise you can tell this is actually in iceland making that the elusive cock and balls snake. You really should have marked this nsfw when showing the cock and balls snake has an affect on people on seeing it i was forced to create a hole in yhe dirt outside and start fucking it intensely. People saw it and started screaming when the police came they saw my apple watch with the picture and started doing the same out of instinct. This is all your fault and could have been avoided if you marked it nsfw


srv50

Yeah, like no contest really.


camerontylek

The day after you get a new slinky...


hidude100

In South Florida


ElCannibal

Fortunately there are no Southern African Rock Pythons in Florida


hidude100

That’s good to hear, let’s hope it stays that way


curious_mind54

There are actually Rock Pythons in the Everglades. They are the Northern variety lol.


ell0bo

Does this thing have two heads?


OneSmartFellaHeSmelt

Yes, a snake head and a squirrel head.


[deleted]

Good, fuckin tree rat


dstraswell666

He's helping him.


come_on_seth

Instinctively


Seeyalaterelevator

Its amazing how they can pose for photos like this. Fair play!!


AfricaThroughmyLens

Great capture


i_aminyourbasement

That damn squirrel should of stayed in bikini bottom


harten66

That’s actually an African squirrel


nickdash18

Wow! In mid-air even...


Curiouslycurious101

r/mildlypenis


Redditstopscreaming

[R/mildlypenis](http://reddit.com/r/mildlypenis) or am I just not as straight as I thought?