I found a roach in the toaster

Why is this so random yet so perfect

A black light was waved around her bedroom

I told her that the home inspection came back and the radon reading was 20 pCi/L. The EPA limit for a house is less than 4 pCi/L.

She appreciated the thought that went into your **MLP x Fortnite x Yugioh** crossover story pitch, but is still trying to formulate the nicest possible way to inform you she wants no part in this.

This is funny to me..

“I’m not saying Daring Do was bad! It’s…just not my preferred genre…🥺”

I really don’t have an answer to your questions but I just have to say I love this POV. It makes you feel like you’re sitting right across from her

Starlight’s in love with Trixie. Trust me, I’d be sad too.

Origin of the image anyway?

I made them

Wow, it looks amazing

Thanks :D

I may have told her that we’re having quesadillas for dinner on accident

“You’re scaring the hoes..”

Sorry, I can't hang out tomorrow, Twi. Gotta binge watch all of Rachel Bloom's videos first.

147.41.39.206

Found a nest of ladybugs in your room but I can't deal with them I got to go to ajs

No one likes your lectures Twilight.

I accidentally sent her DeviantArt search results of herself

2am: "You up?"