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OliviaBagshaw

The Conjuring fans when their mum knocks on their bedroom door (it's a jumpscare)


MediocreOwl8427

🤣🤣🤣


mellamollama17

Hey at least we actually got some legit demon/possession/exorcism payoff tho


Coh_

Yeah i was super scared of the 1973 audio quality


be_some1

who is the go-to slow psychological horror if the conjuring is the opposite?


WhatTheQuac

The child hands clappinh jumsacred me xD was unexpected


Pipeguy17

Hey now, sometimes just the concept of "Sweden" is scary enough


ReallyBadRedditName

Thank god Sweden isn’t real


Christianjps65

Norway was inspired by Sweden though


girlbossfemboy

ABBA was just a CIA psyop to make us believe in a fake country.


Gerrywalk

Mamma Mia (2008)


Mirror_Move97

Morbius (2022)


Poignant_Porpoise

Then explain where my low(er)-taxed alcohol comes from.


meritcake

My ass.


lcnielsen

Norwegian taxes are a psychological horror


mikehatesthis

Midsommar (2019)


meritcake

Europe is scarier irl. Movies don’t do it Justice.


RedUlster

“Look out, it’s a long single shot of a character doing something completely normal, but the camera is slowly zooming in or out!”


Dankey-Kang-Jr

OH MY GOD I JUST SHIT MYSELF


Blutzki

A Ghost Story (2017)


crackpipeclay

Pie scene hits different


Big-Beta20

I fucking hate that movie. Idc what you say, a 4 minute long uncut scene of a woman eating a pie fucking sucks and is not entertaining. Also, the scene where the guy gives the monologue on what the movie is about could have done more subtlety if they bashed you over the head with it.


nintendo_shill

Only cowards use subtlety. I love when authors spoonfeed me their stuff. I loved when Kanye said “if you don’t know by now, I’m talking about Chi-town” for dumbasses like me


Difficult-Bus-194

Its art bro bait. Like oscar bait but for art bros


Ok_Can_309

Its not meant to be entertaining it's meant to show her trauma


GodlessPerson

It gave me trauma.


gcrfrtxmooxnsmj

A ghost story would be a perfect movie with that hipster monologue is cut completely


gcrfrtxmooxnsmj

Love it or hate i It still lives rent free in you're head liberal 😉😂😂


rmbhstv

i thought that scene was more him telling us the antithesis of the movie


Likyo

Wait, A Ghost Story came out the same year as Ghost Stories? God damn it that's so confusing


mellamollama17

*SUDDEN LOUD SOUND* but phew it’s actually just Normal Thing making sound and not Scary Thing


Bardic_Inspiration66

It was a cat


AigisAegis

It Follows (2014)


mikehatesthis

The Evil Dead (1981)


gcrfrtxmooxnsmj

Eating Pie 😋🥧


TheJaskinator

Every Horror Movie Ever (1896-2022)


SkeletonLad

AtM0sFEAR


31_hierophanto

*David Fincher moment*


andrecinno

What the hell are you talking about


BKelly1412

Gotta be my fav gender


27andahalfpancakes

Horror fans when they burn their toast instead of slow burning it.


zdunce

"You kept EXPECTING something to happen but nothing did! That's what made it great! That and the 5-minute locked shot dialogue scenes."


Dankey-Kang-Jr

“…when does this get interesting?” “Shut the fuck up, you’re missing the haunting atmosphere creeping through the screen permeating everything with a gothic sense of dread…” “So It’s just another wide shot of a character walking through fog isn’t it?”


just-cuz-i

Shift the music and the exact same movie becomes a tragic romance drama.


waynethehuman

Me after Watching It Comes at Night and nothing actually came at night.


beazermyst

^THIS!!! That house was so scary, and the characters too, I came at night just watching it. A pure distillation of puberty.


gcrfrtxmooxnsmj

Hey NSFW >!I COME AT NIGHT 🥵!<


AigisAegis

Is it bad that I think that the complete lack of payoff in that movie unironically makes it way scarier than it would otherwise have been


prisonmike2003

- Average psychological horror fan


AigisAegis

Yeah :(


be_some1

honestly the movie sucked for a horror movie, but it was well made and still entertaining ngl


AbraxoCleaner

It’s one of my favorite movies, but I see why people would not like it lol


cherry_

Lmao stop with these targeted and personal attacks


joqagamer

I mean they keep teasing stuff pretty fucking hard, and then theres the dog scene. I felt a bit bamboozled by the movie and not in a good way


LiquifiedSpam

Same. I wish these kinds of subreddits would acknowledge that a lot of their users like the things they are making fun of and make that be OK instead of just bashing anyone who unironically enjoys stuff. It's fun to make fun of myself in this sort of way, it's not fun when people are getting their panties in a knot and taking it way more seriously than it needs to be


FlatBrokenDown

Paranormal activity fans when a door closes:


Dankey-Kang-Jr

[Insert A24 Horror film here]


PM_ME_YOUR__INIT__

Don't worry it gets scary in literally the last half second of the movie


Quick_Ad_1359

Midsommar (2019)


LiquifiedSpam

There are a lot of good examples but that is NOT one


Quick_Ad_1359

Nah is good.


bootleg-bean

“Ohhhhh so the albino wombat was a metaphor for grief this entire time”


drewsapro

Lamb in a nutshell


31_hierophanto

r/A24: **REEEEEEEEEE**


BrokenEggcat

If there's not 50 loud as shit violin stings with jump scares by the first 20 minutes then the movie has objectively failed


CheezyWookiee

Sam Raimi is the best director alive


Avgust_mc

Oh hey HiTop, how you been?


Depressedidiotlol

I like psychological thrillers :(


aw11348

this thread has become an oasis for people with terrible taste


aratheroversizedfish

The Analog Horror Community when static


Priceofmycoffee

"Let's Scare Jessica To Death"? More like "Let's Bore The Audience To Tears"


mikehatesthis

> Scare Jessica Simpson, Alba, Biel, Lange? Which one!


Priceofmycoffee

[In case you really did miss the reference](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Let%27s_Scare_Jessica_to_Death)


primaveren

guilty as chargéd


YNinja58

Nah bro, you don't get it, it's *atmospheric*


sleepdeprivedzzz

Upvote for your post title alone.


topilefi

It's all a metaphor


matthero

Head Hunter (2018) Still like the movie though


be_some1

i wish they would make something like that but with a bigger budget :/


UrbanOmnivore

elevated horror more like elevator horror! *laugh track ensues*


goowygoomy

slow burn is the best, deal wit it 😎


Waste-Traffic1642

No tits, no gore, I snore.


be_some1

...


Lark_vi_Britannia

Hereditary (2018)


Bardic_Inspiration66

Hereditary is really scary


Serpounce210

Them geriatric dicks really haunted my dreams


Lark_vi_Britannia

It's the most boring movie I have ever seen tbh


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be_some1

don't tell on yourself like that...


Yabboi_2

Idk seeing a disabled child being decapitated by a light pole isn't exactly slow


DustyTaoCheng

Godfather


matthero

I'm assuming you're joking, but if someone unironically thinks Godfather is a "slow" movie they clinically spend too much time on their phone. Lol


mellamollama17

What movie is that? Never heard of it, sounds boring


LevynX

Yeah The Godfather never gets boring to watch because it's just so perfectly paced


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matthero

Maybe not better, because I think the growth is important to Michael's character, but I agree they seem misplaced. Its an interesting issue for sure


shadyshadok

I put it of thinking it was some (slow paced old masterpiece®). I was surprised how great it was. Never got boring.


Difficult-Bus-194

Nah godfather is just boring af. And I say this as someone who loves 2001 a space odyssey and stalker which are slow as hell


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ThatFuckingGeniusKid

Fredo Jumpscare Fredo Jumpscare


Blue_Velvet_1986

Stalker (literally 1.5 minute average shot length)


Bogzbiny

It insists upon itself


useme4youreggs

The VVVitch


Shazb0y

there’s a lot of payoff though


hunt2destroy

There isn't a post credits scene where it ties into the Robert Eggers multiverse 🤧


joqagamer

You mean olga from northman isnt a time traveling witch???


LoathsomePoopMuncher

Mmm wide eyed girl milkers


RowenMhmd

The main plot point of the VVitch and the baby scene literally begins at like 15 minutes in what are you on


Waste-Replacement232

The Wicker Man (1973)


GavinTheGrassMan

Eraserhead (1977)


Blazrre

literally me watching 1 hour of midsommar


TedIsReal

The Rental (2020)


Lexinator101

The Village (2004)


Frevious

I think you mean ARTHOUSE psychological thriller


GoldenGodd94

General Reposti you are older than i expected


majora_boi

It comes at night (2017)


ProudhPratapPurandar

Lamb(2021)


andrecinno

Lake Mungo (2008) its pretty good though


GoldIsCold987

The Blackcoat's Daughter (2015)


gooch_tickler0

Killing of a Sacred Deer (2017)