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  • By - Exra_

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That unhinged twitter thread where a weirdo takes a tweet about school shooting and makes the whole thing about how "Randian objectivist" Batman from Snyder sucks walked so that this could run.


superfam

I need a link to that it sounds insane


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[Here.](https://twitter.com/M3Writer/status/1530669562366070784?t=LidpOpVgFJgppH3MINKuiA&s=19)


macnams

Wtaf 🫥 how can you type out those tweets and still be completely unaware of how unhinged you sound


AintAintAWord

["N...NO U"](https://imgur.com/Ge3krjC)


mikehatesthis

Americans have been excessively infantilized by mass pop media and feel so powerless from how useless the dems are that they have to bring up capeshit everwhere. This is sad.


Valentinexyz

It’s time for out-of-left-field armchair sociology starring: Random Redditor 🤓


superfam

Nah he's got a point.


Valentinexyz

>Someone says something stupid. “Clearly this is a huge problem and it’s all because of politicians I don’t like.”


superfam

i mean the dems are useless man idk what to tell u lol.


DjangoTeller

Oh man, I forgot your first comment and I was like "okay, this is weird but I've seen weirder comments about Snyder and I like Batman in this scene trying to reassure-" then I looked it up and they were talking about a fucking school shooting. That was quite the whisplash. Seriously, what's wrong with people?


[deleted]

YA/Harry Potter brain rot has infected capeshit fans. The brain rot is now unstoppable.


KingMario05

"You are probably going to be a very successful Marvel fan, maybe even a director. But you're going to go through life thinking that girls don't like you because you're a nerd. And I want you to know, from the bottom of my heart, that won't be true. It'll be because you're an asshole."


LargelyTallMidget

Shit, we should do more Fincher post. Da Facebook Movie is pure kino


aldahuda

Umm ok, that just happened!


ErikSaav

Well this can’t get any worst *Proceeds to get sued by a pair of Cannibal twins*


Valinisarraf

Lmao. “Cannibal twins”


lorn23

"Personally speaking I can’t wait to watch life tear you apart."


EsKpistOne

okay this is a new low for marvel fans


probablyuntrue

babe wake up, new catastrophe that you can hamfistedly compare to a marvel movie just dropped


IWillStealYourToes

Kids? OMG school shooting reference!!11!111!!!


GAMRKNIGHT

BRO!!!!! THIS VIOLENT TERRORIST ATTACK ACTED AGAINST CHILDREN IS *LITERALLY JUST* LIKE *ZEUS 47: LOVE AND LIGHTNING*!!!!!!!!!!!!


Pretend-Class9321

Do a movie where Thor and Mark whalberg stop school shootings. Watch the box office explode


[deleted]

Patriot's Day (2016) The Outlaws (2017)


PorcupineLover67

Cool Cat Stops a School Shooting (202?)


EverydayFree

PLS TELL ME IT'S SATIRE PLS TELL ME IT'S SATIRE PLS TELL ME IT'S SATIRE PLS TELL ME IT'S SATIRE PLS TELL ME IT'S SATIRE PLS TELL ME IT'S SATIRE PLS TELL ME IT'S SATIRE PLS TELL ME IT'S SATIRE PLS TELL ME IT'S SATIRE PLS TELL ME IT'S SATIRE PLS TELL ME IT'S SATIRE


Altruistic_Phase_772

I don’t think that would make it any better honestly


StabnShoot

MCU fan separate fiction from reality challenge (impossible)


Gometric1

Naturally, my first thought after hearing about Uvalde was “man, if only Morbius had been there, he would have morbed all over the shooter.”


superfam

if only all those kids at Epstein's island had Thor's powers. things would be a lot different


Lil_T0aster

Epstein: *hangs himself* The Guards: Uhhhhhh, awkward?


ThatFuckingGeniusKid

Billionaires: Well, that just happened


Eraserhead310

If the avengers were real Tony would be on the flight log


WanderlustPhotograph

On the flight log? He’d own the damn island.


Spaghestis

Look up oneplays Avengers


superfam

who would win MCU Thor or Epstein with Thor's hammer?


DarkDragonSon

what the fuck


gertverhulstmoneyman

All social media platforms are shitty and demented in their own way, but Twitter is a specific kind of brain damage


ITAW-Techie

If only Twitter had their own Morbius... maybe he could use his doctor skills to save them...


gertverhulstmoneyman

Imagine this: dr. Morbius and Dr. Strange working together to cure Twitter brain


SSBM_Surge

Outjerked again


allstae

They will get Homelander instead


GAMRKNIGHT

YOU STAY THE FUCK BACK OR I'LL LASER YOU GODDAMNIT! I'LL LASER EVER ONE OF YOU! STAY BACK!


GoldenGodd94

This is almost as good as when a fan said we needed a Ukraine Avengers movie where they defeat Russia to cheer them up


nachoolo

Twitter and Marvel have done horrible things to human civilization.


No-Neat-1023

The MCU and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race.


dthains_art

Oh no I’m getting “Zelensky is Luke Skywalker / Putin is the Emperor” flashbacks.


ErikSaav

I was gonna make a post about something similar because Grace from BeyondTheTrailer said something very similar in her review for [Thor:LT](https://youtu.be/4WJZ_5pWoYE?t=8m35s) and she used it as a con against the movie. I find it unfair to use this and I’d argue most people wouldn’t connect the two. Also she annoys me a little because she’s a little hypocritical when it comes to her moral grandstanding.


totallynotMD3

Legitimately forgot that Grace was still a thing. Are her takes still as shitty as they were a while ago?


ajzeg01

She is literally Helen Lovejoy.


GAMRKNIGHT

Nobody: Literally fucking nobody: Marvel fans when a violent tragedy occurs that's somewhat like a scene in their favorite capeshit movie:


eme_pirrade

AGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! NO!NO!NO!NO!NO!NO!FUCKNO! I CANNOT HANDLE THE FUCKING TAKES ANYMORE


Frevious

Bad Taste (1987)


sleepdeprivedzzz

🙏🏼


KingMario05

***Thoughts and Prayers***


shostyposting

this has to be a really poor taste edgy joke or something... i just can't believe it's real... please....


TrumpWasABadPOTUS

I like how Thor encourages newly-minted child soldiers to risk their lives fighting unknown and powerful monsters using improvised weapons with high risks of electrocution.


gifcartel

I'm not one to cyberbully, but I might make an exception this time bro marveltards really be trying to one up zaddy stans


james_handpump

I bet if the victims of 9/11 could turn into the Hulk things would’ve turned out very different!


Cringeinator9000

Yo wtf even if it is satire it's in really poor taste


ILOVEMCU

r/noahgettheboat


barofarms2

They be wildin


barofarms2

That's not possible because those kids never made it to see the film.


hotcyder

It’s weird that after Tony Stark got the Infinity Gauntlet, he didn’t wish for 9/11 to not happen.


Exra_

Checkmate liberals


smoothfarts

Very cool


Gonomed

Jesus fucking Christ, what is wrong with Marvel fans?


GAMRKNIGHT

everything


ThatFuckingGeniusKid

Everywhere


AbsolutelyHorrendous

I mean, maybe think more about the fact superpowers were completely unnecessary, given armed police could have just entered the school and stopped the shooter instead You don't need Thor, you need competent police and laws that *actually* protect people... although I guess in the US, Thor is probably more likely to actually happen


Eraserhead310

Man.... there's just some things you gotta keep to yourself


sudevsen

Karl Urban in Ragnarok literally used guns to shoot down a bunch of people


Exra_

Doom guy


whew2

I’m about to pass away. Bye y’all, this was not fun.


InternationalFailure

**WHAT?**


OrgasmicLeprosy87

I actually see where this guy is coming from. Those kids needed a hero which those cops failed to be no matter how much gun fanatics talk about “good guy with a gun”. These kids also needed a hero except he turned up and not only protected them but empowered them too. For how shit this movie was as a marvel fan, I reckon future dad me would have been happy to take my kids to watch it since it had a nice hopeful message.


Dahjokahbaby

The "good guy with a gun" literally did show up, an off duty border patrol agent stopped the shooting. He had no obligation to do so unlike the cops.


OrgasmicLeprosy87

Yeah after everyone died. I too would be comfortable walking into a silent room.


Dahjokahbaby

What are talking about? He killed the shooter, to discount his actions as if he was just walking into an empty school is really shitty. This even doesn't validate pro gun people, but it's a fact that he stopped the shooter from killing more kids.