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UsernameVF

Good luck everyone, this will be really helpful during layoffs


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donaldfranklinhornii

It's extremely frustrating that alot of life is based on luck.


P33Man

Very much so. Good luck to everyone.


msara-123

Dang million dollar comment


Retro-23

Good lucks to you to homie


DoomVlad

Stay inside for a month Wash your hands whenever you come back from the outside Stay safe.


Jest_N_Case

All I want for Coronovirusmas is $1,000,000


MissRadicalEdward

Happy Quarantistmas


Oabblol

Having just lost my income and potentially my house this would be life changing


srobhrob

Hey friend. Many mortgage places are suspending payments and foreclosures. ♥️ Good luck


TheApricotCavalier

Yeah dude, nothing to worry about. When this all blows over, you can be in debt for life


XxSCRAPOxX

Did you learn nothing from trump? Declare bankruptcy!! Fuck it. I’ll be happy if everyone I care about is alive after this.


crayj36

I... DECLARE... BANKRUPTCY!


donaldfranklinhornii

You just cant say 'bankruptcy'.


adames729

He didn't just say it, he declared it!


AdamalIica

I'm right there with you. This really really sucks. I don't work in a small enough company to get paid (less than 500 employees) and my company's not large enough (or profitable enough) to afford to pay us on their own. They won't lay us off (just cut our hours - I'm at 25/week currently) so I can't file for unemployment. Just my mortgage and car payment are more than I'm making. I also have a family of four to feed. I'm screwed.


UWphoto

I know its not much, but I'd be happy to buy you+your fam pizzas one night. DM me your address and what kind of pizzas you would like. EDIT: Very kind of u/Immapig for the gold. My First! Honestly, I expected nothing (not even a reply) - and it was not my idea: was inspired by [TheFreePizzaDude](https://imgur.com/t/paythepizzaforward) over on imgur! #PayThePizzaForward - a quick way to share some love and nourishment. Love and pizza everyone <3


sswitch404

RemindMe! 2 months I can't afford it now (laid off like so many others), but when I get my job back, I'm going to buy you pizzas for buying this guy pizzas. Cheers, friend!


ljtimes

And I'll buy you pizzas, for buyin that guy pizzas, who bought the other guy pizzas. Pizzas, pizzas all around! For real though, my wife and I work in healthcare so we are super fortunate to still be working fulltime. So, we'll be ok. But seriously, I wanna do the pizza thing


JaseCha1n

ljtimes... you just earned pizza for you and your family. PM me when it's time for me to "pizza it forward".


Youkindofare

Alright guys, this isn't American idol.


Hammer_Jackson

I wish I could read your comment, but recently (just after my parents died due to frostbite) I was diagnosed with terminal leg cancer. Knowing I only had a couple thousand more walks left with my three-legged rescue-Pit “Ron Jeremy”, I took him out to his favorite dog park (which is right next to a field/recreation area) We were having a *great* time playing fetch when, all of a sudden. an AC Helicopter flew right into my face at top speed, slicing both of my eyeballs right of my face. Once the EMT’s removed my eyes from Ron’s mouth, they were beyond recovery. So hopefully I can win this money this month, Ron needs counseling after going through such a traumatic event...


achad42

Whoa this happened to my cousin


DerpressionNaps

Woah this happened to his cousin


honest_really

Cousin here. My dog ate my eyeballs. Ask Me Anything!


Oabblol

RemindMe! 2 days


flynn42069

Omg same


cptfin

These times are so hard for everyone, and I know this is going to change someone’s life. Good luck to everyone!💕


Sheriff_Twinkie

I’m excited for someone to get my dollar. I’d be even more excited to get all your dollars.


stannndarsh

Ive got a random $12 in my PayPal account that is going to the winner. Or maybe, it will be a million dollars???


JeremyHilaryBoobPhD

Oh my darlin’ Oh my darlin’ Oh my darlin’ Quarantine You were lost And gone forever Dreadful sorrow Quarantine


ECA6402

Something about this sub is rly heartwarming


girlingold_

Lots of folks have donated some of their winnings - I hope whoever wins this month donates part of their winnings to get more adequate PPE into the hospitals to help keep the doctors and nurses and medical staff safer - these are weird times, stay safe


RollBos

If only my debt payments were quarantined


Dnti

like this and we split it 50/50% no foolin


vincentlepes

Does a downvote mean I get your half? Oh, and happy cake day


RaynorDaddy

Split or Steal!


YourOldChemistrySet

Love to everyone. Please be safe.


Bardo92

Corona virus buzzword bingo: - unpresidented - isolation - wash hands - Toilet Roll - hoarding ... - Neighborhood spirit - good Samaritan - Wash hands - Keep Safe - millionaire maker!!


imurderbugs

are you sure you meant to say "unpresidented?"


alaczam

Finally got a job. Coronavirus hit. The store I worked at closed down indefinitely. I got my first pay check of $102. Hopefully I can stay afloat until the virus is contained 🤞🏼


Karpos2

That's a lot of ramen if you can find some in stores


dravenddog101

Look st the brightside, you will now get 12x your lifetime salary without having to work.


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time to sponsor a local restaurant off of this during these times


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coconutjuices

I like avocado toast.


ArtByMisty

I'm actually eating this as we speak... Toast, Costco Avocado (mixed with salsa... in cups), Slice of Tillamook Colby Jack and a fried egg on top!... Soooo good!


Lovelynuts

I wish these posts (and the winners) showed up in my feed every month. I only see them occasionally. have been around since the first few draws


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All inside together! Me, I'm stuck here with a 2 year old, a bored husband, and still doing my online Master's degree. Love y'all!


tkhan0

How crazy a difference a month makes... I hope everyone here is doing ok! Goodluck everyone.


chemicalchaos

How do you write a witty comment for the algorithm to choose you?


amandapesca

Yay 2020


kckeller

Go look at Winner Thread #50, titled “Maybe 2020 will be alright” ಠ_ಠ


amandapesca

That innocent sweet summer child lol


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You called?


BigMigglet

Wow this would change my life rn. I feel like I’m About to lose everything soon. I’m sure Many people are in the same boat right now. I can’t even enjoy sitting at home playing video games. I feel nervous/anxious. Does anyone have any good news as of now?? Things seem to just get worse and worse


webguy1975

Wash your hands thoroughly and often! Good luck everyone!


Mates_with_Bears

Im gonna patent a mixed drink called a quarantini and become a million anyways.


fueledbysmoothies

This podcast will kill you starts every episode off with a quarantini.


SNUFFYCAKES

My dad gets released from the hospital tomorrow. He has cancer and is immuno suppressed. My mom has been a saint and hopefully he’ll make it through all this and can go back to fighting the cancer. I’m currently working freelance and technically only have a job until April. I’m lucky I still have a place to go but I feel like the ground is going to cave in below me soon. But, I’m not dead yet and I still have the privilege of seeing the people I care about right now via FaceTime and the like. I can still walk outside and see nature. I’m trying to savor every moment I can and not fall back into depression. I hope you all will survive and achieve the peace we all need right now.


JJPalmer18

Holy guacamole think of all the toilet paper and wipes I could buy. Of course then donate them to the ones most in need.


CaptainMcFisticuffs2

Hello I could use a W. That's all. Thanks.


nursenavigator

W. and good luck.


SecurerOfBags

WWWW WWWW WWWW WWWW thanks for visiting my garden, here, take one.


Hand_Lion

Good luck to everyone! May this be a bright spot in someone’s uncertain day! 🤞🏻


mjp280

Haiku’s don’t always Make complete sentences but Refrigerator


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wonderwhyi

I think I wished this quarantine on us. I was so tired of going to work, I just wanted one snow day. I'm a public school teacher. With global warming I knew that probably wasn't going to happen but I wished and wished anyway. Now here I am, home until April. I miss my students now. I'm so sorry everyone. Be safe.


oJMCo

Having money isn't everything, not having it is ✌


6oclockbandit

My hours and my wife’s were just cut down so we are luckier than most. I’m sure there are many out there who could use this. Thank you all.


Pprchase

Stay safe and Godspeed everyone,!


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poo_smudge

Ahoy!


GreenieSD

Good luck all and be safe. RemindMe! 3 days Donation for /r/millionairemakers


CountFuckula_

I am always so happy to see these posts, I may not win but idc I simply love the community here for helping others :)


zedzag

You miss a 100% of the shots you don't take


ruthless_walrus

I like turtles.


SidnaDreams

So my best friend left me and I lost my job. I am in deep depression and don’t know what to do. Life is falling apart and now this coronavirus is making things worse for me.


sirbirdface

Stay home. Take care of each other. It's going to get weird.


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~ Entered! Good luck to all ~


IVMathis

With everything going on now, I just hope everybody has a chance to get what they need. Let's get COVID19 OUT OF HERE!!


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SpoodlyNoodley

As someone with very severe asthma (went on a ventilator due to respiratory failure at 22, now almost 28) who is stuck on the front lines in an essential business in order to preserve my insurance for several life-sustaining prescriptions, this would literally be a life saver for me. That sounds pathetic, but it would mean being able to actually isolate and protect myself. Where i work people do not take it seriously. It’s just a matter of time before I’m infected, and my chances don’t look so hot. I just got married and want to grow old with my husband, not become a sad memory to a young widower.


Pizza4Free

Wash your hands and good luck!


CFD4321

Good luck everyone, stay safe and wash your hands!


TheLastMandalore

Wow I almost forgot I had subbed here this is really awesome


coontin

Something something toilet paper


zoidberg3000

My wife and I were both laid off so we are spending lots of time with our 3 month old.


ncvish

If 2020 has taught me anything it's that there will always be someone crazy enough to buy both a literal and figural buttload of toilet paper. Either way, a million could get me a couple of rolls these days.


WeHaveAllBeenThere

One day I hope to say we have all been there, about becoming rich off of reddit.


meme_abstinent

2020 is this way because we all jinxed it with those “2020” vision comments.


fatpiece

No matter who wins, I wish all y’all the best during these turbulent times.


misslissychan

We all knew this year would be different, just not in these ways.


lmaothrowaways

I hope the redistribution of taxpayer money to stimulate the economy comes through. Would help a lot


I_Love_My_Friends

Only being able to work 1 of my 3 part time jobs, this would be baller. Good luck everyone!


StopItUncleJimmy

LET’S GET SOME BREAD BOYS


Wittlemwan

Good luck to everyone. May you all stay safe and happy.


bluerazballs

All ide do with this money is set up my to live comfortably for the rest of her life and finally start on mine. To whoever wins, dont squander it, do great things even if it’s only for yourself.


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Stay safe everyone!


ennethouse

Here’s hoping!


gross_cleanthatup

Good luck everyone! Wash your damn hands


Helnik17

Corona can do one


pokemon2201

I might as well throw my hat in the ring


nahtus

Hi 👋


Kaybeeez

Happy quarantining to you all!


redditstork

Yas I’m in


cristianic18

Good luck


Bk7

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danfalke

Wish the best to all of you! :) And stay inside, please.


counterstripe

Take luck


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Wash your hands and eat what’s in your pantry!


Germa_Rican10

Good luck everyone. And stay home and healthy!


VilDotG

Okay


GM_Memphis

😉


Leedix

I go!


Surematus

Good luck to all!


Jetthaverson

Checking in! A lot has changed since the last month with me possibly having lost my job, but I still have some money set aside to help others with this.


SpacePeepo

Tomorrow is my birthday, this would be an amazing win... with job security being an all time low I’d be so grateful for an extra way to get groceries.


CreepinRiot

yee haw


-Massachoosite

Wash your hands.


thelopisback

Stay healthy everyone


bobbigirl83

Stay healthy everyone!


mixed-berries

Let it be me!


Fearless_Potential

Glad this is still happening


naxdol

Stay safe everyone and remember to look after your mental health and best of luck to you all!


nothing1922

This can really help someone out who needs it right now!!


Maltosend

Be good to your neighbors and know that we will get through this.


obliveater95

Hope this goes out to someone who needs it!


rodeohipster

Hopefully someone who needs it will win this round, good luck everyone


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Godspeed everybody!


thatmathguyy

good luck everyone!


ducking_what

Please and thank you.


Switch_PT

Comment, hope I win


Scoottttttt

Somebody suggested tacos for everybody. I’m here to second that idea.


CuriousTitmouse

Good luck!


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Cooldude119

Good luck!


generous_a

Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop, look around, and do whatever you want all the time, you could miss it.


lovetheliturgy

Would be awesome to not have to take out a loan or get a line of credit for med school.


VictorHb

Having lost my job due to the quarantine, this would really help me and my family


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1950sAmericanFather

*Choice, made by machines?* *Uh oh, no where left to go.* *Coronavirus.*


WayFastWhitey8

Everything around me is going to [email protected], but this subreddit is awesome.


speedandstyle

I'm teetering on the edge of losing my job in this crisis, this could be a lifesaver for me and my family!


Wookie55

Wash your damn hands.


Just_Another_Solaire

Just another guy here who really needs it. Good luck everyone, I hope whoever ends up with it really needs it.


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One love


FANG_999

Hope everyone is practicing social distancing! Good luck!


tristak

As a college student with parents and 6 younger siblings who could use the extra cash this would be legendary.


TravelingWoman

Such scary times! Good luck everyone.


DepressedMeMemes

I just hope the money goes to someone who needs it. Sucks a lot of peoplenare losing their jobs. Stay safe y'all


MrBigBoyhuuuuh

Chances


MrMilkyway1

Absolutely, this is what I’ve been waiting for. A million dollar Reddit comment.


deadaliveeee

What can I say that hasn’t been said. If I don’t win it I hope it makes who ever does life incredible and they pay it forward. We’re in this together


johnmorrisbloodlines

allright count me in


crazycatlady2118

College just announced the rest of the semester will be online. At least my pets are happy I am home now. Thought all I needed was a vacation, but turns out being home is more toxic to my mental health than I thought. Hope everyone is staying safe as this history making event unfolds.


WoodenParsley

Things are tough right now and there's hope. There's been some real jerks through all this but there's also been a lot of love. I have hope and think this is only a small taste of the love we'll see once this is all over.


katsu_later

These are crazy times and this sure would help. Stay safe and healthy everyone. Lots of love to you all


FamousCorky

Needle into the hay stack


tcamp3000

eeergh


jackychang1738

I just hope whoever gets the cash, you no longer gotta worry about your next meal.


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We will win! $ will never replace the love we have for each other. Stay strong my fellow humans.


[deleted]

I'm working in a pharmacy right now. It's been absolutely crazy for us. Please stay safe people.


dylmoh

Best of luck to all and stay safe!!


DrSwagtasticDDS

This year is the worst yet


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YeetusDiabeetus


Sushifleshlighter

Hi


nater513

Good luck everyone! Hopefully this turns 2020 around for someone:)


Broogy

Stay Safe and lets hope whoever here wins needs it :)


Mike

Me


Crissygm

Good luck!


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My sharona


-ordinary

Hello


plannedpizzah00d

Just got laid off when special needs lost 80% of its funding and the company I worked with dissipated. This would be so reassuring in a very anxious time


SWOOB

Good luck everyone. I know there are many more out there who need this money more than me, but it would sure be helpful right now.


mathicanunderstand

Whoop let's do this need a excuse to leave my house sooner or later


Sweetjones4

So I want to be a millionaire!


IDontEvenSki

Would be huge to a broke college student.


_Kal-El

Stay inside and wash your hands.


HAND_HOOK_CAR_DOOR

What are you guys watching these days! :)


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Wishing health and wealth for everyone.


patrikimage

Do the right thing, practice social distancing and be good to your family ❤️


colinstalter

Good luck to all!


BubbleTeaRex

Won’t be long before I’m a millionaire in animal crossing with all this video game binging. :) good luck everyone


Schwats22

Let’s keep my dream alive to keep my day job but as a millionaire.