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This is OCD? Just looks sensible to me.
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It's how they cook evenly. What kind of heathens just dump the bag and shove it in the oven?
Dump it, then just shake the pan til they’re all in a single layer. No need for the special line ups.
this is the way
Heathen. I bet your one of those weirdos that can let you're food touch on a plate too haha.
Lol! I can, as long as I’m in control of the ratios of flavor(s) to bite, that’s as far as I’ll take it.
Seriously. If I don't just dump them in a random pile, that means I have OCD?
OCD? Pfft They didnt even use a straight edge and ruler
if it makes you satisfied then it’s not ocd. ocd is a disorder, not a quirk.
Props to the bot that informs on OCD and how terrible it actually is. Thanks for making people like me feel less disregarded.
If the extent of my OCD was cooking pizza rolls in an orderly fashion, I don’t think I’d be depressed or suicidal. :)
Not to say that you don’t, just saying.
Does.. does everyone not do that?
No.. OP is special 😊
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Seems relaxing. My OCD tells me everyone I love will die a horrible death and it’ll be my fault so…there’s that.
Same. Sometimes mine tells me to push people off cliffs and ledges.
Ah yes. The intrusive thoughts are a blast.
mine tells me all of the bills in my register at work have to face the same way or i'll be fired when i *know* that's not gonna happen. Can't stop myself though lol
Yah they can be bizarre right? For years one of mine was if I didn’t have strawberries in the fridge at all times I was failing and my daughter would die. So annoying.
My sisters does the same to her. She believes that if she doesn't make sure every door and window in the house is locked and she has to wear a very specific shirt or she believes someone will break in the house an kill our whole family. it's hard. i'm sorry you have to deal with that i've seen what it does first hand.
I wish the media portrayed what this disease actually does to people in a more truthful way. I’m sorry your sister is suffering, I hope she finds the right therapist to help her through it. Exposure response prevention saved me. Is saving me.
Seriously. This is *actually* OCD. Hope you're doing okay!
Mine makes me wash my hands until they bleed. I’m with you. I hope you find peace ❤️
Same to you! Here’s to SSRIs and a qualified therapist ♥️
I’m so sorry to hear, my cousin goes through exactly the same! His hands are literally red all the time
Oh geez my OCD has never been like that! Mine was always about controlling various aspects of my life. At one point it was so bad I had to count the number of steps I took to get from my bedroom to the bathroom and make sure it was a specific number of steps. I can’t imagine how hard it is for you❤️
Your imaginary OCD is so quirky and fun! Good job matching up symptoms you googled online just to seem credible OP, we totally believe you now.
They are not spaced evenly.
That's what I thought, I couldn't leave it like this...
These rows are pretty weak for OCD, you just like to organize bud
Just commenting to bring awareness that using ocd as an adjective because you like things orderly is pretty damaging to people with an actual OCD diagnosis and further stigmatizes the disorder. No hate at all, I just see a lot of people using OCD as an adjective when it is in fact a debilitating mental disorder!
Thank you for saying this!!
Oh my apologies if it came off wrong but I was diagnosed several years ago🙂 I’ve been actively working on bettering my mind though and the effects OCD has on my brain have been *significantly* reduced over the years. Maybe it’s not the OCD that caused this tho and I just like things neat and orderly lol
OP definitely doesn't have any diagnosis and is attention seeking. Check their post history.
Well there’s 10 minutes of my life I’ll never get back.
you’re a redditor. you waste so much time as it is there’s no point in complaining😂
Ngl I’m kinda pissed you just straight dismissed me like that. If I wanted attention I’d post pics of thicc chicks on twitter and pretend it’s me.
But thanks i guess.
I have depression, it’s been diagnosed 🙂
I feel suicidal 🙂
I harm myself 🙂
Literally no one with a diagnosed mental health problem/disorder would ‘smile’ after saying they’ve been diagnosed with it. You’re a disgrace
Oh they must’ve gone through and deleted all those posts lmaoo
I mean I do but I also cope with my MDD and severe anxiety via self deprecating humor and trying to make light of how I’m feeling / soften the weight of my words with emojis, mostly because my friends and family ask how I am but then they never really want me to tell the truth or answer by saying anything more than “good.”
I literally just snapped my friend the other day something about a recent attempt followed by 🙃 bc I am a trash human being
Edit: not trying to invalidate what you’re saying as I’m sure it’s true for the majority of people who are diagnosed with mental illnesses, but there are a few of us awful people out there.
Okay fair point and I do see what you mean. But there’s a big difference between self burns and ‘look at me I’m so opressed please feel sorry for me’
But please don’t say you’re a trash human being, I’m sure you’re fine!
Next time just say you’re a big pile of horse shit 🙃 /s
Definitely there is a big difference between the two!
Ahahaha, you gave me a good nose exhale at work. I’ve been *really* going through it lately so the self burns sometimes just accidentally bleed out, sorry if I made you uncomfortable! But I will definitely be adopting the line of “I’m a big pile of horse shit 🙃/s” because gold 😂
Haha glad I made you work those nostrils!
But seriously I get it, I’m constantly depressed. Some days are better, some are worse. But you didn’t make me uncomfortable! I just feel self burns are only good if they make you laugh otherwise don’t be mean to yourself 😁
I apologize too!! Obviously I shouldn't assume things. I just see people allllll the time that clearly do not have a diagnosis saying their ocd causes them to keep things orderly and it drives me up the wall 😂 I just started treatment for mine so it's a sensitive topic for me. I'm glad you are dealing well ❤️
Nono it’s fine lol I totally understand. Sometimes it’s a little tricky telling what’s OCD and what’s just extreme tidiness. I probably should’ve thought more before putting that in the title🙂
says the guy who’s only post is on r/cockoutline
Apparently 18 years old too. And wants to know how to politely reject a trans person on a dating app?
Not 18, and yeah, but how is that relevant?
So you are lying about your age on r/teenagers ? kinda weird man.
Nope. It’s called aging. That post is like 6 months old. I will ask again, how is it relevant.
It’s relevant to u/drinkthequicksand comment. But you aren’t 18 like your flair says? and have posted on the newer version far earlier than 6 months
I’m 19 turned 19 in july, and which comment are u referring to
I think it would be rather obvious of the comment i’m referring too.
OCD is not the need for organization. It is not nervousness caused by clutter or the insane pleasure you get from arranging your crayons by color, perfectly, in the 164 box.
OCD is a serious mental illness that drives many to suicide for fear that if they don't perform certain rituals, horrible, disastrous things will happen to them or those they love and sometimes, even the entire country or world. They feel as if the safety of others, via dilusion and panic, is in their hands, literally.
Please dont use OCD as a synonym for quirky, organized, easily agitated or being a neat freak.
If my house and car is not deep cleaned at all times I’m convinced people will hate me. If I don’t wash my hands until they feel right I will cause someone I care about to get severely ill and die from germs on my hand. I believe both of these aren’t true but I can’t fucking not do either. Am I OCD? I was told I was by a psychiatrist but it just doesn’t seem like mine measures up to severe OCD
Ocd is having an obsession (in your case fear of people hating you and thinking your germs will kill people) and acting on the compulsion (deep cleaning your stuff, and washing your hands until it feels right). Definitely ocd I'd think, just maybe not so severe!
That's not OCD, that's just common sense. Every sane person on this planet would do that.
...That's not OCD. Assuming that you're just one of those people who say "Ohhh I'm so OCD!1!11" whenever something is mismatched, PLEASE STOP. OCD is absolutely life-ruining.
Diagnosed several years ago, but have made huge progress on lessening it’s effects. Sometimes it’s difficult to tell the difference between extreme tidiness and OCD for me now. But thanks for dismissing me.
Yeah, I was a bit rude, sorry. There are *so* many people online who make OCD seem like a fun, quirky thing to have that it makes me quite annoyed when people (without OCD) post about having OCD when they just mean perfectionism. Hope you're feeling better!
Honestly i just feel like shit now with everyone else bashing the hell out of me, and I kinda wish I hadn’t posted the pic at all lol. They’re trying to make me seem like an attention whore, but I don’t care about the upvotes. If I cared about the upvotes I wouldn’t have posted some fucking pizza rolls on r/midlysatisfying instead i would’ve stolen a meme off of twitter and posted it on r/dankmemes. I just wanted to share something that made me happy, and i’m return i get shit on by almost a hundred people.
Although I would like to say in all fairness I do really genuinely appreciate your response. Hope you have a good day/night depending on where you are.
You should feel like shit for gaming a mental illness. A normal human would use this as a learning experience, take down the post, and reflect. But not OP oh no we're gonna double down on our shitty behavior and cry when it doesn't work out
OCD would be something like having to turn a light switch on and off 3 times whenever you leave a room or hitting the lock button on your car keys once for each door on the car, otherwise you think something irrationally bad might happen. Not being a neat freak.
That’s exactly what I used to do though. I’d have to take a certain number of steps from my bedroom to the bathroom, I’d have to breath a certain number of breaths between bites while eating, and although I’ve mostly gotten it under control I still do smaller scale thing like looking my car 3 times everytime i leave it, no more no less, otherwise i’m convinced it will either be stolen or hit by another car. I feel that sorting thing’s perfect is still a part of my OCD as I believe that if I don’t do it perfectly then the food will make me sick. It’s a much smaller scale than what a lot of people experience, but I’ve also been working on it for awhile now and feel I’ve made big progress as it doesn’t have nearly as much control over my life as it did say 2 years ago
Well since you're someone with OCD, you should know by now you're not supposed to give into the compulsion to make these pizza rolls organized. If you're as healed as you say you are, ERP should be a very well understood acronym for you.
You're really doubling down on that fane diagnosis huh
Tell us how much your OCD affects your life then?
Can I have one?
Yes and you can have a bowl of ice cream afterwards👍
Thank you kind sir
This is OCPD—the personality disorder—fixated around control, symmetry and neatness. True OCD is torture and has nothing to do with aligning pizza rolls.
Excessive tidiness and a need for control is actually Obsessive Compulsive Personality Disorder. Similar name but different than OCD, which is a devastating condition that really has nothing to do with order or things being in rows.
My OCD finds the last one in the second to bottom row bothersome.
I'd have to flip the first one in the second row over to see if I could get it to lay flat like the others
I DIDNT EVEN NOTICE IT
And now we're not going to un-notice it lol.
Came in to say the same thing
I thought that’s just how normal people do it lol
Doesn’t everyone do this?
No, I just dump the whole bag on the tray and move them around so none are directly on top of each other
Say sike rn 🤢
Nothing wrong with the non-OCD “shotgun” method.
My ocd makes me pick my skin until I bleed when stressed and obsess over what could go wrong at the most odd times 🤷♀️ who would have thought
Ummm, second row from the bottom, the far right piece would drive me crazy, if I didn't have the willpower to say fuck it, not worth focusing on.
no one gives a fuck
Thank you kind sir😊
Attention seeking clearly
Where tf did I say I was diagnosed at 13.. Also, I made no note of it in my suicide notes because it wasn’t affecting my depression at all, therefore having no effect on my want to commit suicide. I went through a weird phase awhile back like everyone does where I was trying to find myself, and I found the furry community and was happy with them for awhile, my parents are very conservative so naturally i follow (to an extent). I’m so sorry that you think I’m such an awful person and I have to sit here explaining everything to you for you to understand.. fucking dickhead
Sorry you need to go down on someone on the internet so hard, just because he posted a picture of some rolls.
You really freak out over every post you deem not truthful?
Sad life I imagine. (Welcome to the club!)
Same. Mine have to be an even number too. 😳
I don’t have OCD but I too love a symmetrical cookie sheet of pizza rolls.
Mmmm yes, very good
These pizza rolls have been laid out perfectly as any pizza roll lover should know
You're supposed to spread them evenly like that.
this is considered ocd? i do this for even cooking?
That’s actually pretty much exactly
How the instructions say to, so I bet they turn out amazing!!
They were really good!!
It isn’t OCD to rationally position things as even mentioned in most directions for optimal cooking. It’s further confirmed by the non perfect alignment with no mention of compulsive obsession. Just note that self diagnosis makes it harder for us with OCD to actually get care :)
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Can I donate one instead?
OCD is a mental disorder. Do you have a doctor's diagnose? Or do you just like to keep things in order?
Isn't this the instructions on the bag? Lay them out in a single layer etc etc. Nope, OCD.
I'm not mad OP, just disappointed.
Unless you fear some irrational outcome happening if you DON’T do this, you are just anal/fastidious not OCD. Please stop co-opting a mental illness that is frankly hell to live with like it’s a cute quirk.
Kindly, a person with legitimately diagnosed OCD.
I'm all for this! It looks more rewarding than what I get for turning all the cans so they face forward.
This is only satisfying because I love pizza rolls.
I don’t have OCD but I know for a fact that that is not OCD.
You make me happy OP, that pizza roll arrangement makes me wanna let you know you’re just gorgeous and amazing 😌💅❤️
I do the same thing with chicken nuggets. Totally normal.
I do the same type of stuff all the time. I'm not OCD, but it has to do with efficiency. If you just throw them on the tray, they don't cook evenly, but by spacing them out it allows the heat to go all around. Plus, when it's time to flip them, you have plenty of space to do so.
Another egregious misuse of "OCD"
yeah im sure its your OCD and not the cooking instructions....
My brain is happy too lol
Only people who think they have OCD are upvoting this
My OCD tells me if I don't touch that foil 3 times my entire family will die but oH sO qUiRkY I guess...
This w/ weed is a cheap & delicious combo!
If it gives you joy and harms no one, do it!
I do same thing with tater tots. Makes them taste better.
…OCD? My dude… literally none of them are evenly spaced.
Yeah if anything this is triggering
(3,2) makes me angry
I hate to break it to you, but they aren’t straight.
Hmm so if you don't arrange them like this, you have crippling intrusive thoughts? Because that's what ocd is. Not the desire to align things neatly.
my ocd makes me rip and eat the skin on the inside of my cheeks and my fingers.
My OCD is making me uncomfortable seeing this as they're not llin perfect alignment, some are a little twisted and the spacing isn't equal . . . God I hate OCD
am i weird for dumping them on a plate putting them in the microwave for 2:30 and gulping them down?
This is what I do too lol
I call CAP. Lots of things wrong with this picture if it trully is OCD.
How many types of OCD are there?
Definitely the way to go
I don't have OCD but that one that's slightly slanted is bugging the heck out of me!
They’re not even in line, you’re just finding an excuse to be obese with a side of diabetes
I’ve never put pizza rolls in the oven
My OCD (Overly Callous Disposition) says the far right pizza roll on the 2nd row is misplaced.
If you really had OCD you'd still be there now making them perfect. They never would have made it into the oven... jk btw
it makes me happy that u are happy !
I'm tired of everyone claiming they have OCD, on some self diagnosis type of shit and a Dr. has never even seen them about any disorders.
You mean, laying them out the correct way
You call that OCD? You didn't even sort them by size, or use a ruler to make sure that they're perfectly aligned in columns AND rows.
Third and fourth row, second last needs to be corrected
What is a pizza roll? Where can I get them? sounds so yum
This is efficient for even cooking. OCD satisfied and also, tasty treats with no cold bits.
Use an air fryer.
That’s how the instructions say to cook them
ENOY THE TOTINOS PIZZA RROLLS, SONIC! BAAAH-hAHAHAAHA!!
Row five, column D is a smidge out of alignment, throwing off the whole presentation.
My OCD is upset that they’re not perfectly aligned. My brain instantly went to that one that’s slightly skewed and it made me feel itchy
I encountered a man with what I think was legitimate OCD yesterday at my work, and it seemed debilitating. Please don’t throw terms like that around if you aren’t really diagnosed
It makes your brain happy, but it would piss off my stomach!
I don't think you understand what OCD is
I don't understand. Is there any other way lol
Everyone’s giving you shit for a slightly ill-worded post don’t worry about it
I do this too!
How else would you possibly sort them?
I fully support this!
Omg there's one or two really out of line... So annoying
Yet you didn’t flatten out the creases in your foil, or line the edges of the pizza rolls with each other. That’s some weak OCD
Lol, it’s Reddit. You can’t share anything without it mostly being hate. Like everyone here is a saint or something- I like your pizza rolls
OCD is when you jump the fence and arrange your neighbour's pizza rolls like that.
Happy bwain 😌
They look like coca packages
Do you like trains too? As I may have news for you.
Same with chicken nuggets
What happens if you don’t do it that way? Does your brain start imploding/attacking itself? Cos I don’t get satisfaction from carrying out my compulsions per say, but you may be different ofc.
thats not OCD thats just how you cook them. thats the directions
Oh fuck no I'm throwing that shit in hell no I don't got time for that