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Tipsy_Owl

This is OCD? Just looks sensible to me.


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Spontanemoose

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Apart_Permission_459

Good bot


IrregularBowl

Good bot


Super_Drink_5418

Good bowl


beansouphighlights

Good drink


Mandala_Mama11

Good bot.


TheJackLoaf

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HexagonReborn

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DumbNoobPenguin

Good bot


Ok_Beyond895

It's how they cook evenly. What kind of heathens just dump the bag and shove it in the oven?


PleaseDoNotBreed

Dump it, then just shake the pan til they’re all in a single layer. No need for the special line ups.


mmmmmmmyup

this is the way


Ok_Beyond895

Heathen. I bet your one of those weirdos that can let you're food touch on a plate too haha.


PleaseDoNotBreed

Lol! I can, as long as I’m in control of the ratios of flavor(s) to bite, that’s as far as I’ll take it.


Orb99

Literal savages


Tipsy_Owl

Thank you!


MisterFistYourSister

Seriously. If I don't just dump them in a random pile, that means I have OCD?


innocuousname773

OCD? Pfft They didnt even use a straight edge and ruler


SweeterPlacee

if it makes you satisfied then it’s not ocd. ocd is a disorder, not a quirk.


100guap

Props to the bot that informs on OCD and how terrible it actually is. Thanks for making people like me feel less disregarded. If the extent of my OCD was cooking pizza rolls in an orderly fashion, I don’t think I’d be depressed or suicidal. :) Not to say that you don’t, just saying.


parlourwalls

Does.. does everyone not do that?


gintoclopus

No.. OP is special 😊


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billybiscuitsbuggle

Seems relaxing. My OCD tells me everyone I love will die a horrible death and it’ll be my fault so…there’s that.


thankgodimstarving

Same. Sometimes mine tells me to push people off cliffs and ledges.


billybiscuitsbuggle

Ah yes. The intrusive thoughts are a blast.


mmmmmmmyup

mine tells me all of the bills in my register at work have to face the same way or i'll be fired when i *know* that's not gonna happen. Can't stop myself though lol


billybiscuitsbuggle

Yah they can be bizarre right? For years one of mine was if I didn’t have strawberries in the fridge at all times I was failing and my daughter would die. So annoying.


rabidcorpse

My sisters does the same to her. She believes that if she doesn't make sure every door and window in the house is locked and she has to wear a very specific shirt or she believes someone will break in the house an kill our whole family. it's hard. i'm sorry you have to deal with that i've seen what it does first hand.


billybiscuitsbuggle

I wish the media portrayed what this disease actually does to people in a more truthful way. I’m sorry your sister is suffering, I hope she finds the right therapist to help her through it. Exposure response prevention saved me. Is saving me.


PassivePandas

Seriously. This is *actually* OCD. Hope you're doing okay!


CoherentBusyDucks

Mine makes me wash my hands until they bleed. I’m with you. I hope you find peace ❤️


billybiscuitsbuggle

Same to you! Here’s to SSRIs and a qualified therapist ♥️


gintoclopus

I’m so sorry to hear, my cousin goes through exactly the same! His hands are literally red all the time


Lava_girllll

Same lol


frank0ceanlover

actually same


Dillinator99

Oh geez my OCD has never been like that! Mine was always about controlling various aspects of my life. At one point it was so bad I had to count the number of steps I took to get from my bedroom to the bathroom and make sure it was a specific number of steps. I can’t imagine how hard it is for you❤️


drinkthequicksand

Your imaginary OCD is so quirky and fun! Good job matching up symptoms you googled online just to seem credible OP, we totally believe you now.


Neuron420

They are not spaced evenly.


AlwaysDeniesTheTruth

That's what I thought, I couldn't leave it like this...


AllBadAnswers

These rows are pretty weak for OCD, you just like to organize bud


thatsofreudian

Exactly


primahaney

Just commenting to bring awareness that using ocd as an adjective because you like things orderly is pretty damaging to people with an actual OCD diagnosis and further stigmatizes the disorder. No hate at all, I just see a lot of people using OCD as an adjective when it is in fact a debilitating mental disorder!


BendynBold

Thank you for saying this!!


Dillinator99

Oh my apologies if it came off wrong but I was diagnosed several years ago🙂 I’ve been actively working on bettering my mind though and the effects OCD has on my brain have been *significantly* reduced over the years. Maybe it’s not the OCD that caused this tho and I just like things neat and orderly lol


drinkthequicksand

OP definitely doesn't have any diagnosis and is attention seeking. Check their post history.


thepenguinknows

Well there’s 10 minutes of my life I’ll never get back.


Dillinator99

you’re a redditor. you waste so much time as it is there’s no point in complaining😂


Dillinator99

Ngl I’m kinda pissed you just straight dismissed me like that. If I wanted attention I’d post pics of thicc chicks on twitter and pretend it’s me. But thanks i guess.


gintoclopus

I have depression, it’s been diagnosed 🙂 I feel suicidal 🙂 I harm myself 🙂 Literally no one with a diagnosed mental health problem/disorder would ‘smile’ after saying they’ve been diagnosed with it. You’re a disgrace


elffire_

Oh they must’ve gone through and deleted all those posts lmaoo


hardcastlecrush

I mean I do but I also cope with my MDD and severe anxiety via self deprecating humor and trying to make light of how I’m feeling / soften the weight of my words with emojis, mostly because my friends and family ask how I am but then they never really want me to tell the truth or answer by saying anything more than “good.” I literally just snapped my friend the other day something about a recent attempt followed by 🙃 bc I am a trash human being Edit: not trying to invalidate what you’re saying as I’m sure it’s true for the majority of people who are diagnosed with mental illnesses, but there are a few of us awful people out there.


gintoclopus

Okay fair point and I do see what you mean. But there’s a big difference between self burns and ‘look at me I’m so opressed please feel sorry for me’ But please don’t say you’re a trash human being, I’m sure you’re fine! Next time just say you’re a big pile of horse shit 🙃 /s


hardcastlecrush

Definitely there is a big difference between the two! Ahahaha, you gave me a good nose exhale at work. I’ve been *really* going through it lately so the self burns sometimes just accidentally bleed out, sorry if I made you uncomfortable! But I will definitely be adopting the line of “I’m a big pile of horse shit 🙃/s” because gold 😂


gintoclopus

Haha glad I made you work those nostrils! But seriously I get it, I’m constantly depressed. Some days are better, some are worse. But you didn’t make me uncomfortable! I just feel self burns are only good if they make you laugh otherwise don’t be mean to yourself 😁


primahaney

I apologize too!! Obviously I shouldn't assume things. I just see people allllll the time that clearly do not have a diagnosis saying their ocd causes them to keep things orderly and it drives me up the wall 😂 I just started treatment for mine so it's a sensitive topic for me. I'm glad you are dealing well ❤️


Dillinator99

Nono it’s fine lol I totally understand. Sometimes it’s a little tricky telling what’s OCD and what’s just extreme tidiness. I probably should’ve thought more before putting that in the title🙂


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Dillinator99

says the guy who’s only post is on r/cockoutline


Yuri-knows-makarov

Apparently 18 years old too. And wants to know how to politely reject a trans person on a dating app?


Dillinator99

Not 18, and yeah, but how is that relevant?


Yuri-knows-makarov

So you are lying about your age on r/teenagers ? kinda weird man.


Dillinator99

Nope. It’s called aging. That post is like 6 months old. I will ask again, how is it relevant.


Yuri-knows-makarov

It’s relevant to u/drinkthequicksand comment. But you aren’t 18 like your flair says? and have posted on the newer version far earlier than 6 months


Dillinator99

I’m 19 turned 19 in july, and which comment are u referring to


Yuri-knows-makarov

I think it would be rather obvious of the comment i’m referring too.


Harv3st0r

r/fakedisordercringe


dissapointingsex

OCD is not the need for organization. It is not nervousness caused by clutter or the insane pleasure you get from arranging your crayons by color, perfectly, in the 164 box. OCD is a serious mental illness that drives many to suicide for fear that if they don't perform certain rituals, horrible, disastrous things will happen to them or those they love and sometimes, even the entire country or world. They feel as if the safety of others, via dilusion and panic, is in their hands, literally. Please dont use OCD as a synonym for quirky, organized, easily agitated or being a neat freak.


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If my house and car is not deep cleaned at all times I’m convinced people will hate me. If I don’t wash my hands until they feel right I will cause someone I care about to get severely ill and die from germs on my hand. I believe both of these aren’t true but I can’t fucking not do either. Am I OCD? I was told I was by a psychiatrist but it just doesn’t seem like mine measures up to severe OCD


primahaney

Ocd is having an obsession (in your case fear of people hating you and thinking your germs will kill people) and acting on the compulsion (deep cleaning your stuff, and washing your hands until it feels right). Definitely ocd I'd think, just maybe not so severe!


dot_gh0st

That's not OCD, that's just common sense. Every sane person on this planet would do that.


ThatOneJasper

...That's not OCD. Assuming that you're just one of those people who say "Ohhh I'm so OCD!1!11" whenever something is mismatched, PLEASE STOP. OCD is absolutely life-ruining.


Dillinator99

Diagnosed several years ago, but have made huge progress on lessening it’s effects. Sometimes it’s difficult to tell the difference between extreme tidiness and OCD for me now. But thanks for dismissing me.


ThatOneJasper

Yeah, I was a bit rude, sorry. There are *so* many people online who make OCD seem like a fun, quirky thing to have that it makes me quite annoyed when people (without OCD) post about having OCD when they just mean perfectionism. Hope you're feeling better!


Dillinator99

Honestly i just feel like shit now with everyone else bashing the hell out of me, and I kinda wish I hadn’t posted the pic at all lol. They’re trying to make me seem like an attention whore, but I don’t care about the upvotes. If I cared about the upvotes I wouldn’t have posted some fucking pizza rolls on r/midlysatisfying instead i would’ve stolen a meme off of twitter and posted it on r/dankmemes. I just wanted to share something that made me happy, and i’m return i get shit on by almost a hundred people. Although I would like to say in all fairness I do really genuinely appreciate your response. Hope you have a good day/night depending on where you are.


drinkthequicksand

You should feel like shit for gaming a mental illness. A normal human would use this as a learning experience, take down the post, and reflect. But not OP oh no we're gonna double down on our shitty behavior and cry when it doesn't work out


AskMeIfImAMagician

OCD would be something like having to turn a light switch on and off 3 times whenever you leave a room or hitting the lock button on your car keys once for each door on the car, otherwise you think something irrationally bad might happen. Not being a neat freak.


Dillinator99

That’s exactly what I used to do though. I’d have to take a certain number of steps from my bedroom to the bathroom, I’d have to breath a certain number of breaths between bites while eating, and although I’ve mostly gotten it under control I still do smaller scale thing like looking my car 3 times everytime i leave it, no more no less, otherwise i’m convinced it will either be stolen or hit by another car. I feel that sorting thing’s perfect is still a part of my OCD as I believe that if I don’t do it perfectly then the food will make me sick. It’s a much smaller scale than what a lot of people experience, but I’ve also been working on it for awhile now and feel I’ve made big progress as it doesn’t have nearly as much control over my life as it did say 2 years ago


HoneyCrisppin

Well since you're someone with OCD, you should know by now you're not supposed to give into the compulsion to make these pizza rolls organized. If you're as healed as you say you are, ERP should be a very well understood acronym for you.


drinkthequicksand

You're really doubling down on that fane diagnosis huh


gintoclopus

Tell us how much your OCD affects your life then?


LetsSacrificeMike

Can I have one?


Dillinator99

Yes and you can have a bowl of ice cream afterwards👍


LetsSacrificeMike

Thank you kind sir


Dillinator99

Anytime


menace_official

This is OCPD—the personality disorder—fixated around control, symmetry and neatness. True OCD is torture and has nothing to do with aligning pizza rolls.


MagicManicPanic

Excessive tidiness and a need for control is actually Obsessive Compulsive Personality Disorder. Similar name but different than OCD, which is a devastating condition that really has nothing to do with order or things being in rows.


whiskeyandchickens

My OCD finds the last one in the second to bottom row bothersome.


Oregongirl1018

I'd have to flip the first one in the second row over to see if I could get it to lay flat like the others


Dillinator99

I DIDNT EVEN NOTICE IT


TheRealFailtester

And now we're not going to un-notice it lol.


Zealousideal-Nail432

“OCD”


yelloweggsandtofu

Came in to say the same thing


beautifultoyou

I thought that’s just how normal people do it lol


[deleted]

Doesn’t everyone do this?


AskMeIfImAMagician

No, I just dump the whole bag on the tray and move them around so none are directly on top of each other


big_mothman_stan

Say sike rn 🤢


[deleted]

Nothing wrong with the non-OCD “shotgun” method.


[deleted]

My ocd makes me pick my skin until I bleed when stressed and obsess over what could go wrong at the most odd times 🤷‍♀️ who would have thought


[deleted]

Love it


Memerandom_

Ummm, second row from the bottom, the far right piece would drive me crazy, if I didn't have the willpower to say fuck it, not worth focusing on.


dodo_bird_idolizer

no one gives a fuck


Dillinator99

Thank you kind sir😊


dodo_bird_idolizer

anytime


WakandaFoevah

Self diagnosed?


drinkthequicksand

Attention seeking clearly


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Dillinator99

Where tf did I say I was diagnosed at 13.. Also, I made no note of it in my suicide notes because it wasn’t affecting my depression at all, therefore having no effect on my want to commit suicide. I went through a weird phase awhile back like everyone does where I was trying to find myself, and I found the furry community and was happy with them for awhile, my parents are very conservative so naturally i follow (to an extent). I’m so sorry that you think I’m such an awful person and I have to sit here explaining everything to you for you to understand.. fucking dickhead


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AlwaysDeniesTheTruth

Sorry you need to go down on someone on the internet so hard, just because he posted a picture of some rolls. You really freak out over every post you deem not truthful? Sad life I imagine. (Welcome to the club!)


Violet_QTip

Same. Mine have to be an even number too. 😳


Anton41PW

Very sophisticated


MadSadRadGlad

I don’t have OCD but I too love a symmetrical cookie sheet of pizza rolls.


[deleted]

Mmmm yes, very good


itellyawut86

These pizza rolls have been laid out perfectly as any pizza roll lover should know


TrollMaster1121

You're supposed to spread them evenly like that.


gonzopyro

this is considered ocd? i do this for even cooking?


rd2fq07

That’s actually pretty much exactly How the instructions say to, so I bet they turn out amazing!!


Dillinator99

They were really good!!


PlumbGame

It isn’t OCD to rationally position things as even mentioned in most directions for optimal cooking. It’s further confirmed by the non perfect alignment with no mention of compulsive obsession. Just note that self diagnosis makes it harder for us with OCD to actually get care :)


Forsaken-Increase782

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Dillinator99

Can I donate one instead?


ObjectiveSand2631

OCD is a mental disorder. Do you have a doctor's diagnose? Or do you just like to keep things in order?


DrSkaCtopus

Isn't this the instructions on the bag? Lay them out in a single layer etc etc. Nope, OCD. I'm not mad OP, just disappointed.


[deleted]

Unless you fear some irrational outcome happening if you DON’T do this, you are just anal/fastidious not OCD. Please stop co-opting a mental illness that is frankly hell to live with like it’s a cute quirk. Kindly, a person with legitimately diagnosed OCD.


Mob_Segment

I'm all for this! It looks more rewarding than what I get for turning all the cans so they face forward.


tons-of-tittie

This is only satisfying because I love pizza rolls.


_Land_Rover_Series_3

I don’t have OCD but I know for a fact that that is not OCD.


Diligent-Temporary82

You make me happy OP, that pizza roll arrangement makes me wanna let you know you’re just gorgeous and amazing 😌💅❤️


paul-d9

I do the same thing with chicken nuggets. Totally normal.


unbob123

I do the same type of stuff all the time. I'm not OCD, but it has to do with efficiency. If you just throw them on the tray, they don't cook evenly, but by spacing them out it allows the heat to go all around. Plus, when it's time to flip them, you have plenty of space to do so.


MisterFistYourSister

Another egregious misuse of "OCD"


Buckqueef

yeah im sure its your OCD and not the cooking instructions....


SoThisIsLove21

My brain is happy too lol


pestosbetter

Only people who think they have OCD are upvoting this


Aunty-Saz

My OCD tells me if I don't touch that foil 3 times my entire family will die but oH sO qUiRkY I guess...


butchuquoy

This w/ weed is a cheap & delicious combo!


Zestyclose_Minute_69

If it gives you joy and harms no one, do it!


akapaintbrush

Based


DayToDayIsTheWay

I do same thing with tater tots. Makes them taste better.


Dillinator99

Absolutely❤️


LynzGamer

…OCD? My dude… literally none of them are evenly spaced.


RequiredGuyHere

Yeah if anything this is triggering


IlDootIl

(3,2) makes me angry


MrSt4pl3s

I hate to break it to you, but they aren’t straight.


Mandala_Mama11

Hmm so if you don't arrange them like this, you have crippling intrusive thoughts? Because that's what ocd is. Not the desire to align things neatly.


spritesprites2

my ocd makes me rip and eat the skin on the inside of my cheeks and my fingers.


Standard-Comment7291

My OCD is making me uncomfortable seeing this as they're not llin perfect alignment, some are a little twisted and the spacing isn't equal . . . God I hate OCD


corei3uisgarbo

am i weird for dumping them on a plate putting them in the microwave for 2:30 and gulping them down?


primahaney

This is what I do too lol


VanillaApplesaws

I call CAP. Lots of things wrong with this picture if it trully is OCD.


KBRedditing

How many types of OCD are there?


ConferenceFit5827

Definitely the way to go


errornoname32

I don't have OCD but that one that's slightly slanted is bugging the heck out of me!


Somebodyspiltthemilk

They’re not even in line, you’re just finding an excuse to be obese with a side of diabetes


JonnyDIzNice

I’ve never put pizza rolls in the oven


Different-Silver-747

My OCD (Overly Callous Disposition) says the far right pizza roll on the 2nd row is misplaced.


little_leaf_

If you really had OCD you'd still be there now making them perfect. They never would have made it into the oven... jk btw


igneousink

it makes me happy that u are happy !


Life_Mortgage_1853

I'm tired of everyone claiming they have OCD, on some self diagnosis type of shit and a Dr. has never even seen them about any disorders.


noise-by-numbers

You mean, laying them out the correct way


Smeagol3000

You call that OCD? You didn't even sort them by size, or use a ruler to make sure that they're perfectly aligned in columns AND rows.


cartelloA0484

Third and fourth row, second last needs to be corrected


Small-Emphasis-2341

What is a pizza roll? Where can I get them? sounds so yum


HypetheMikeman

This is efficient for even cooking. OCD satisfied and also, tasty treats with no cold bits.


jdsagley77

Same!!


New-Professor8156

Use an air fryer.


DerpDumpster

That’s how the instructions say to cook them


Jumpinjackjumanji

Same


Voltalux

ENOY THE TOTINOS PIZZA RROLLS, SONIC! BAAAH-hAHAHAAHA!!


dumoktheartist

Row five, column D is a smidge out of alignment, throwing off the whole presentation.


BmBunny69

My OCD is upset that they’re not perfectly aligned. My brain instantly went to that one that’s slightly skewed and it made me feel itchy


roughandreadyrecarea

I encountered a man with what I think was legitimate OCD yesterday at my work, and it seemed debilitating. Please don’t throw terms like that around if you aren’t really diagnosed


JollyWolverine300

It makes your brain happy, but it would piss off my stomach!


Harv3st0r

I don't think you understand what OCD is


AfreshTartness

I don't understand. Is there any other way lol


sauronsbong

Everyone’s giving you shit for a slightly ill-worded post don’t worry about it


temporary-sanity5

I do this too!


zeGermanGuy1

How else would you possibly sort them?


Savor_Avery

I fully support this!


lexlex999

Omg there's one or two really out of line... So annoying


Royal-Profile-9612

Yet you didn’t flatten out the creases in your foil, or line the edges of the pizza rolls with each other. That’s some weak OCD


SnooCrickets824

Lol, it’s Reddit. You can’t share anything without it mostly being hate. Like everyone here is a saint or something- I like your pizza rolls


smiley_coight

OCD is when you jump the fence and arrange your neighbour's pizza rolls like that.


UbiquitousCorn

Happy bwain 😌


metalechala

They look like coca packages


Giant-Lifter

Do you like trains too? As I may have news for you.


donttextspeaktome

Same with chicken nuggets


Elcaroht

What happens if you don’t do it that way? Does your brain start imploding/attacking itself? Cos I don’t get satisfaction from carrying out my compulsions per say, but you may be different ofc.


TheChemAmni

thats not OCD thats just how you cook them. thats the directions


SadisticVampire66

Oh fuck no I'm throwing that shit in hell no I don't got time for that