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IntoTheMystic1

I'm gonna need another pic of him to verify this


Dutch_Midget

John Wick : should I stay or should I go


daninlionzden

I’m thinking I’m back!


gamerturnedmom

Do they keep asking you if you're back?


GamerKid665_999

I just watched all three movies again lol


unfortunatebastard

I never stop watching them.


tomeytossasalad

and I'm thinking you're expendable!


YouCanCallMeAroae

You wanna die hard? Then today's a good day!


alehansolo21

If he goes there will be trouble If he stays it will be double ...so basically you're fucked either way


NYIJY22

Schrödinger's Wick


AdhesiveMadMan

Should I stay or should I go noooooooow~


MrJeffersonHEEHEE

Hahaha


not-katarina-rostova

If you stay there will be trouble If you go there will be double


SpaceHawk98W

You gotta let me know


din7

Yeah I can't make heads or tails of it either.


biasedsoymotel

No, just heads


nathanddfd1234

I promise Bleuregard Q. Kazoo is very much alive… I put up a picture of him in r/lookatmydog if anyone wants to confirm.


straydog1980

Gonna need a picture of the dog with a picture of this post to prove he's still with us though. Or a phone call.


hammocksneedtrees

Is that a fosters home for imaginary kids reference!?


ArmchairHandjob

Is it hot in Topeka?


ASSHOLEFUCKER3000

It's hot. In. To.pe.ka.


Readylamefire

Pick my TOE it's hot!!!!


ashbertollini

Im a hot toe picker!


Brittaya

I thought the same thing!


nathanddfd1234

I’ll facetime you right now!


essentialfloss

Please do. I want to show you my dick, coward


mmmmike1590

Is 'my dick, coward' your dog's name?


Rickfernello

No, coward is his dick's name.


PoorlyAttemptedHuman

Interesting, I call my dick courage. The cowardly dick.


essentialfloss

Msg me your number, coward


randomseerperson

Deepfaked dog


SolarSkipper

You’re lying. I have proof


cattheotherwhitemeat

>Gonna need a picture of the dog with a picture of this post to prove he's still with us though actually, I'll second this demand. That sounds delightful.


KidLouieOrganic

It’s hot in Topeka.


nathanddfd1234

YES! hahaha thank you so much for that. I got him and his name was just “Bleu” and I thought that was kinda boring, so I spiced it up… Fosters Home For Imaginary Friends was one of my favorite shows.


ArseneLupinIV

Gotta get a cat named Cheese or Berry.


potatohats

Yo, I have a cat named Cheese (from Foster's). She's sitting next to me right now.


CornCheeseMafia

Or Stilton


essentialfloss

Blu


ViewedOak

[in case anyone else wants a nostalgia trip](https://youtu.be/L_IlsPypwZs) Edit: The show is available on HBO, YT Premium and a few other streaming services. I’m on episode 2 now


unhiddenninja

I'm a hot toe picker


alison_bee

Topeka’s hot. My toe is hot. PICK IT.


Awesome_1the1st

[direct link](https://www.reddit.com/r/lookatmydog/comments/t93e19/i_posted_up_a_picture_in_rmildlyinteresting_and/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share)


jpb59

Christ this guy is killing this post for all its worth.


ManifestRose

That’s more like it!


Chris-1235

He doesn't look very alive in that post. More like a good taxidermy type of thing...


marvinrabbit

Nope. Chuck Testa.


[deleted]

I like Chocolate Milk!


Kazooo100

Nice dog name


jr8787

That pic isn’t convincing. Take a picture of him holding todays newspaper and a screenshot of this conversation.


ag408

He is decaptitated. His body is wearing a green shirt, left side of the photo


treetyoselfcarol

![gif](giphy|1pHO2MNOLzSX6)


ManifestRose

We need to verify he’s really a beautiful dog.


IHateLebo

[r/confusingperspective](https://www.reddit.com/r/confusingperspective/) I can’t wrap my head around this one! Beautiful head, though.


bmosm

I think the dog is resting his head on edging which is higher than the sidewalk (maybe it's a pathway) so the body isn't visible because it's below head level


username_gaucho20

Thank you! I didn’t see that his head is on a ledge, higher than the sidewalk, and after your comment I zoomed in and saw the separation between the two. I wouldn’t have slept tonight thinking about where the dog’s body was.


Ncfetcho

I still can't see it Edit: I see it now. Lol


gurGle549tejas

Its a curb, right?


Ncfetcho

Yeah it is. He's laying on the sidewalk that is lower and his head on the curb to his... Right... That is higher


tammorrow

The term "curb" is what's confusing it. Curb's aren't higher than 8". Once I figured out it was a ramp with walled sides, it became much clearer.


[deleted]

Ohhhhhhhh! Now I see it.


pacmannips

It's just forced perspective, the cub is high enough and his body is positioned behind him to occlude it totally from this angle. Here's [where the curb is](https://imgur.com/a/bQEySC1) in relation to the dog and the ground in the background. Because his head is positioned in an elevated angle it allows his body to be hidden behind it. If he was just lying on a flat surface then you'd be able to see his body behind him.


kogeliz

THANK YOU!!! [I had to color it in a little for it to totally make sense to me](https://postimg.cc/qNSRVKKL). I THINk i’ve got it?


goldfishgiggles

OMG THANK YOU


paintedbison

Oh my gosh. I was totally convinced this was a decapitated dog until your coloring! Thank you!


LICK-A-DICK

Omfg lifesaver! None of the other 'diagrams' were making it click for me.


dj_ski_mask

Link literally rewired my brain and I finally saw it instead of what seemed…disturbing.


Powerful_Orchid842

https://i.imgur.com/LBEWGwW.jpg Zooming in here really helped my stupid brain make out the difference


stdexception

That is one stealthy curb


QueenCuttlefish

This is a very r/confusingperspective. Where's the rest of him?


artistsandaliens

The curb he has his head on is the same color as the sidewalk his body is sitting on behind it. The concrete sidewalk on the other side is probably a foot or two lower than the top of the concrete curb he's got his head on. The body is behind the curb blocked by the curb on our side, kinda like if you were to rest your chin on a half wall, most of your body would be "invisible" from the other side. If you don't see it, try looking closer at the concrete. Notice how there are coarse chunks of rocks in the concrete where the dog's chin is, but the concrete behind him closer to the brick wall looks much smoother (because it's further away)


Brimzdog

You did a great job explaining this but I like how you put invisible in quotes when you used it in the most literal way possible.


tammorrow

"Obscured" would be a better word. Invisible is generally used in the sense that an object cannot be seen because of a property it possesses as opposed to being hidden by other objects. When people are in a port-a-potty, they aren't invisible, just obscured by plastic (and tons of mostly vile graffiti). Scotch tape on giftwrap is not obscured, but mostly invisible. I am not a bot, but sorta feel like one after typing out this comment.


erto66

[Quick phone sketch](https://i.imgur.com/zmRmeif.jpg)


artistsandaliens

That's awesome! Great way to visualize it, thanks for mapping it out!


Ritehandwingman

Picture his body stretched straight back at like a 65 degree angle to his head.


SoDakZak

No the curb is higher than the road behind it but at first through tenth glances it’s hard to make that out


Ritehandwingman

Oh that’s definitely it.


Luvs2spooege

Thats a wierd ass sidewalk


unnoticedhero1

Yeah I had to really zoom in and look carefully because the angle the photo was taken the curb blends seamlessly into the ground because the texture's pretty similar so zoomed out our brains think of it as one flat surface.


morganmaria7

I’m picturing him being a loaf


nathanddfd1234

He is on a ramp so the ground is sloping downwards where his body is.


Olimane

I can see it now! His head is resting on the elevated ledge and his body is behind it. That guy sitting at the top of the ramp makes the perspective even more confusing because he looks to be on the same level as the dogs head.


so2017

I see it now, too! Thank you for saving me from the floating dog head!


LordRichteroftheMyst

Fucking hell. Thank you. That throws you off so much.


AdventurousAd7164

Still can’t see it.


SundevilPD

The curb that the dogs head is resting on is the same color/gradient that the sidewalk is. If you look REALLY closely the curb is slightly darker and that will help.


AdventurousAd7164

Oh! I see it!!


parolbern

OMG THANK YOU!!! I saw like 5 other comments explain this and somehow I couldn't wrap my head around it. No pun intended.


Tankki3

Took me so long to see it. The ledge blends so well.


zachpe10

I'm friends with this guy irl. Dog had it coming. He spilled my beer all over my wife while stealing my chicken wing out of my hand at the new years Eve party


nathanddfd1234

He’s not lying.


Megatto95

How to give Reddit a heart attack.


nathanddfd1234

I really didn’t think it was THAT crazy (only mildly), but that seems to be the general concessions haha sorry everyone


Viktorius_Valentine

With all the NSFW Ukrainian stuff filling the feeds, my gut instinct was to assume something sad. Glad you’ve got a good boy. Thanks for the photo update!


risusEXmachina

It’s literally under the Russian Mortar NSFW post for me....not good for my mental health lol..........


Viktorius_Valentine

Same. I scrolled right past that to this. Dead child, decapitated dog.. oh wait, alive dog.


Triptolemu5

It seems to me that many people ITT have never seen a dead animal before. Look at their eyes! It's fine!


Ookidablobida

please send another picture to verify aliveness


eddyeddyd

lolnice


Dutch_Midget

Nice try, guy that decapitated a dog


IsuzuTrooper

Bro! You put that back right now Mister or you're grounded for a month!


WarCryy

Shit like this breaks my brain


dradanon9

Gotta bump this up to r/moderatelyinteresting


Shpooodingtime

My brain legitimately could not process this at first


LittleBoiFound

My brain still can’t process it.


[deleted]

I do not like this. I do not like decapitated dogs.


DifficultPen653

Yep, this makes me oddly uncomfortable. Please post proof of life for this little doggo! 😜


[deleted]

[удалено]


nathanddfd1234

That would make my day haha my dog is gonna be famous!


Dutch_Midget

Hopefully famous and alive


Correctedsun

It did end up on the front page. And after a week and a half of looking at War footage on Reddit, I had a bad moment of forgetting where I was on the site.


nathanddfd1234

Dogs make everything better.


JediWebSurf

This is in the front page right now.


Patient_Inevitable58

Yes please show alive doggy he looks so cute


FuckaDuck44

This actually has been something mildly interesting that isnt a repost or something faked


eapoc

That’s one smart dog, he’s really going to get a head in life! I apologise in advance for my terrible, terrible pun. Couldn’t resist!


newsreadhjw

This is the most confusing photo I think I’ve ever seen on Reddit


IzLuv

Do you have another photo to show how he was actually sitting because I can't figure it out


kateorader

Okaaay this is going to sound real weird, but is this dogs name Bleu, is yours Nate and is this in Baltimore??? I swear I have met this dog through a friend of a friend


nathanddfd1234

…this is in Baltimore… hahah WHO ARE YOU?!


Panaran

Woah


Coolkid7192

thats exactly what somebody who decapitated their dog would say!


Idenynsicya

Dog gone!


TheBelhade

Well, most of it.


Huge_Aerie2435

Even knowing he is okay, it still looks like he has no body.. You have nearly a perfect angle on it.


jd52995

I hate this sub. I'm leaving. Y'all used to be mild. But now y'all wild.


CokeMooch

OP your dog is really cool looking, those intense husky eyes are so pretty! He’s got that arrogant look to him too lol… (is that why you killed him?)


G0geta130

Why are the eyes so pretty


nathanddfd1234

half husky!


Spleenzorio

His capa was detated from his body!


SlaversBae

“My body’s gone!” - Harry Pupper


parmesan_man_

Underrated comment


Patient_Inevitable58

Holy crap that’s crazy it really looks like just a head on the ground


southfacingdreams

NOOOOOOO


ravedoyer

This makes me uncomfortable


almighty_nsa

You monster !


[deleted]

Very Game of Thrones.


sharonthoughts

I think we need some memes.


My_Immortal_Flesh

Your dog is soooooooooooooooo CUTE 🥺 I wanna hug and kiss it 🥰


SauceyPewm

Jesus those eyes are terrifying


nathanddfd1234

haha I call him a white walker… Terrifying to wake up from a nap to


Spar7an42

Proof of life required


archubbuck

Another concrete example of a cute puppo. ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|heart_eyes)


Astralglide

Yo, can we see the rest of him to make sure?


GoldenMeat3

You need to post this on oddlyterrifying!


Asstronutttt

r/PeopleFuckingDying


UselessLookout

sICK FuCk DecaPITates DOg


Asstronutttt

Works for animals as well


Grayson102110

Will need concrete evidence of aliveness


forrenxes

AH! the "curb" your dogs head is on is more like a ledge, that's also on a slope. the guy sitting is on a different surface. If you look closely you can see the difference between the two surfaces.


davisyoung

Technically he looks like he's been disembodied.


AbaloneSea7265

Ohh his head is on a ledge which is a ramp basically is body is behind the concrete and he’s sitting


NewSinner_2021

You got to post a photo of him completely. Just to reassure us.


ibeen

This is wrinkling my brain!


emeisenbacher

What breed(s) is your dog?? Your dog's ears look exactly like my dog's, we think she's an Aussie/Blue Heeler/Golden.


nathanddfd1234

I took him from an elderly lady who was moving when he was only 9 months old… I was always told he was a Goberian (half husky and half golden retriever). He howls/talks and acts just like a husky so I tend to believe it! I can see the aussie though.


clickingisforchumps

I don't think so. Huskies and Goldens both have legs and tails.


MrJeffersonHEEHEE

Bro! Hah


Tricky-Appointment38

Thanks I fucking hate it


AlternativeFilm8886

Not gonna lie, I had to study this picture for way too long before I realized what was happening. 😂


colin_7

What a good looking dog. Those eyes are beautiful. What kind of dog is he?


28th_boi

deranged redditor DECAPITATES own dog for fake internet points!


HoneyBloat

No. I don’t like this at all. Beautiful pupper though!


xxmybestfriendplank

r/confusing_perspective


ThetaDee

OP actually beheaded a dog and decided to post it discretely


nathanddfd1234

I promise Bleuregard Q. Kazoo is very much alive… I put up a picture of him in r/lookatmydog if anyone wants to confirm.


OsirizSmash

Confirmed… I’ll put away my pitchfork


FRONT_PAGE_QUALITY

I'm a bit uncomfortable with this phote.


levelcaty

Mans decapitated his dog for this photo don’t let him lie and say it just looks like it


cgull21

WHAM, his capa is detated from his head!


XonicGamer

mildlyinteresting, severelyhorrifying


debicksy

I think you killed your dog and this is a massive plot to deflect blame and not be charged with dogslaughter. 🤣


Substantial_Lake_679

Scary!


gromulin

This needs to go to r/confusing_perspective


Steel_Anxiety

I thought there was a hole in the sidewalk and the dog was poking his head through from underneath somehow


_DONT_PM_ME_NOTHING

Eye reminds me of the white walkers. Can you imagine that job? Yes, Mom I earn a living taking undead dogs for walks, and you said my history degree wouldn't amount to much.


Scary_Preparation_79

Looked like a scene out of China


Optimal_Hunter

It'd not a bug it's a feature


stash-of-who-hash

But… where’s his body??


KlostToMe

r/confusingperspective


glowingass

OP decapitated his dog and trying to play it off. Huh.


Eatasslivefast69

Where the fuvk is the rest of the dog


-PleadingInsanity-

r/ConfusingPerspective


flickmypic02

I still don't get it


Nibbler1999

No dogs were harmed in the making of this photo


freakshoh

Where's the rest of him?


604jackbauer

ahhh im to high for this shit. I need the other angle LOL....


sykeimadyke

holy shit thats the prettiest dog ever wtf


Worried-Fact7159

Well yeah bro, that's because he HAS clearly been decapitated


atlasraven

If Bethesda made dogs


OutlandishnessIcy229

I don’t understand how it looks like this. Hole in the concrete that he’s sticking his head through?


TitleMaleficent6423

what the fuck


Beginning_Access1498

That's cause I decapitated him John