By - nathanddfd1234
I'm gonna need another pic of him to verify this
John Wick : should I stay or should I go
I’m thinking I’m back!
Do they keep asking you if you're back?
I just watched all three movies again lol
I never stop watching them.
and I'm thinking you're expendable!
You wanna die hard? Then today's a good day!
If he goes there will be trouble
If he stays it will be double
...so basically you're fucked either way
Should I stay or should I go noooooooow~
If you stay there will be trouble
If you go there will be double
You gotta let me know
Yeah I can't make heads or tails of it either.
No, just heads
I promise Bleuregard Q. Kazoo is very much alive… I put up a picture of him in r/lookatmydog if anyone wants to confirm.
Gonna need a picture of the dog with a picture of this post to prove he's still with us though. Or a phone call.
Is that a fosters home for imaginary kids reference!?
Is it hot in Topeka?
It's hot. In. To.pe.ka.
Pick my TOE it's hot!!!!
Im a hot toe picker!
I thought the same thing!
I’ll facetime you right now!
Please do. I want to show you my dick, coward
Is 'my dick, coward' your dog's name?
No, coward is his dick's name.
Interesting, I call my dick courage.
The cowardly dick.
Msg me your number, coward
You’re lying. I have proof
>Gonna need a picture of the dog with a picture of this post to prove he's still with us though
actually, I'll second this demand. That sounds delightful.
It’s hot in Topeka.
YES! hahaha thank you so much for that. I got him and his name was just “Bleu” and I thought that was kinda boring, so I spiced it up… Fosters Home For Imaginary Friends was one of my favorite shows.
Gotta get a cat named Cheese or Berry.
Yo, I have a cat named Cheese (from Foster's). She's sitting next to me right now.
[in case anyone else wants a nostalgia trip](https://youtu.be/L_IlsPypwZs)
Edit: The show is available on HBO, YT Premium and a few other streaming services. I’m on episode 2 now
I'm a hot toe picker
Topeka’s hot. My toe is hot. PICK IT.
Christ this guy is killing this post for all its worth.
That’s more like it!
He doesn't look very alive in that post. More like a good taxidermy type of thing...
Nope. Chuck Testa.
I like Chocolate Milk!
Nice dog name
That pic isn’t convincing. Take a picture of him holding todays newspaper and a screenshot of this conversation.
He is decaptitated. His body is wearing a green shirt, left side of the photo
We need to verify he’s really a beautiful dog.
I can’t wrap my head around this one! Beautiful head, though.
I think the dog is resting his head on edging which is higher than the sidewalk (maybe it's a pathway) so the body isn't visible because it's below head level
Thank you! I didn’t see that his head is on a ledge, higher than the sidewalk, and after your comment I zoomed in and saw the separation between the two. I wouldn’t have slept tonight thinking about where the dog’s body was.
I still can't see it
Edit: I see it now. Lol
Its a curb, right?
Yeah it is. He's laying on the sidewalk that is lower and his head on the curb to his... Right... That is higher
The term "curb" is what's confusing it. Curb's aren't higher than 8". Once I figured out it was a ramp with walled sides, it became much clearer.
Ohhhhhhhh! Now I see it.
It's just forced perspective, the cub is high enough and his body is positioned behind him to occlude it totally from this angle. Here's [where the curb is](https://imgur.com/a/bQEySC1) in relation to the dog and the ground in the background. Because his head is positioned in an elevated angle it allows his body to be hidden behind it. If he was just lying on a flat surface then you'd be able to see his body behind him.
THANK YOU!!! [I had to color it in a little for it to totally make sense to me](https://postimg.cc/qNSRVKKL). I THINk i’ve got it?
OMG THANK YOU
Oh my gosh. I was totally convinced this was a decapitated dog until your coloring! Thank you!
Omfg lifesaver! None of the other 'diagrams' were making it click for me.
Link literally rewired my brain and I finally saw it instead of what seemed…disturbing.
Zooming in here really helped my stupid brain make out the difference
That is one stealthy curb
This is a very r/confusingperspective. Where's the rest of him?
The curb he has his head on is the same color as the sidewalk his body is sitting on behind it. The concrete sidewalk on the other side is probably a foot or two lower than the top of the concrete curb he's got his head on. The body is behind the curb blocked by the curb on our side, kinda like if you were to rest your chin on a half wall, most of your body would be "invisible" from the other side.
If you don't see it, try looking closer at the concrete. Notice how there are coarse chunks of rocks in the concrete where the dog's chin is, but the concrete behind him closer to the brick wall looks much smoother (because it's further away)
You did a great job explaining this but I like how you put invisible in quotes when you used it in the most literal way possible.
"Obscured" would be a better word. Invisible is generally used in the sense that an object cannot be seen because of a property it possesses as opposed to being hidden by other objects. When people are in a port-a-potty, they aren't invisible, just obscured by plastic (and tons of mostly vile graffiti). Scotch tape on giftwrap is not obscured, but mostly invisible.
I am not a bot, but sorta feel like one after typing out this comment.
[Quick phone sketch](https://i.imgur.com/zmRmeif.jpg)
That's awesome! Great way to visualize it, thanks for mapping it out!
Picture his body stretched straight back at like a 65 degree angle to his head.
No the curb is higher than the road behind it but at first through tenth glances it’s hard to make that out
Oh that’s definitely it.
Thats a wierd ass sidewalk
Yeah I had to really zoom in and look carefully because the angle the photo was taken the curb blends seamlessly into the ground because the texture's pretty similar so zoomed out our brains think of it as one flat surface.
I’m picturing him being a loaf
He is on a ramp so the ground is sloping downwards where his body is.
I can see it now! His head is resting on the elevated ledge and his body is behind it. That guy sitting at the top of the ramp makes the perspective even more confusing because he looks to be on the same level as the dogs head.
I see it now, too! Thank you for saving me from the floating dog head!
Fucking hell. Thank you. That throws you off so much.
Still can’t see it.
The curb that the dogs head is resting on is the same color/gradient that the sidewalk is. If you look REALLY closely the curb is slightly darker and that will help.
Oh! I see it!!
OMG THANK YOU!!! I saw like 5 other comments explain this and somehow I couldn't wrap my head around it. No pun intended.
Took me so long to see it. The ledge blends so well.
I'm friends with this guy irl. Dog had it coming. He spilled my beer all over my wife while stealing my chicken wing out of my hand at the new years Eve party
He’s not lying.
How to give Reddit a heart attack.
I really didn’t think it was THAT crazy (only mildly), but that seems to be the general concessions haha sorry everyone
With all the NSFW Ukrainian stuff filling the feeds, my gut instinct was to assume something sad. Glad you’ve got a good boy. Thanks for the photo update!
It’s literally under the Russian Mortar NSFW post for me....not good for my mental health lol..........
Same. I scrolled right past that to this. Dead child, decapitated dog.. oh wait, alive dog.
It seems to me that many people ITT have never seen a dead animal before.
Look at their eyes! It's fine!
please send another picture to verify aliveness
Nice try, guy that decapitated a dog
Bro! You put that back right now Mister or you're grounded for a month!
Shit like this breaks my brain
Gotta bump this up to r/moderatelyinteresting
My brain legitimately could not process this at first
My brain still can’t process it.
I do not like this. I do not like decapitated dogs.
Yep, this makes me oddly uncomfortable. Please post proof of life for this little doggo! 😜
That would make my day haha my dog is gonna be famous!
Hopefully famous and alive
It did end up on the front page. And after a week and a half of looking at War footage on Reddit, I had a bad moment of forgetting where I was on the site.
Dogs make everything better.
This is in the front page right now.
Yes please show alive doggy he looks so cute
This actually has been something mildly interesting that isnt a repost or something faked
That’s one smart dog, he’s really going to get a head in life!
I apologise in advance for my terrible, terrible pun. Couldn’t resist!
This is the most confusing photo I think I’ve ever seen on Reddit
Do you have another photo to show how he was actually sitting because I can't figure it out
Okaaay this is going to sound real weird, but is this dogs name Bleu, is yours Nate and is this in Baltimore??? I swear I have met this dog through a friend of a friend
…this is in Baltimore… hahah WHO ARE YOU?!
thats exactly what somebody who decapitated their dog would say!
Well, most of it.
Even knowing he is okay, it still looks like he has no body.. You have nearly a perfect angle on it.
I hate this sub. I'm leaving. Y'all used to be mild. But now y'all wild.
OP your dog is really cool looking, those intense husky eyes are so pretty! He’s got that arrogant look to him too lol… (is that why you killed him?)
Why are the eyes so pretty
His capa was detated from his body!
“My body’s gone!” - Harry Pupper
Holy crap that’s crazy it really looks like just a head on the ground
This makes me uncomfortable
You monster !
Very Game of Thrones.
I think we need some memes.
Your dog is soooooooooooooooo CUTE 🥺
I wanna hug and kiss it 🥰
Jesus those eyes are terrifying
haha I call him a white walker… Terrifying to wake up from a nap to
Proof of life required
Another concrete example of a cute puppo. ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|heart_eyes)
Yo, can we see the rest of him to make sure?
You need to post this on oddlyterrifying!
sICK FuCk DecaPITates DOg
Works for animals as well
Will need concrete evidence of aliveness
AH! the "curb" your dogs head is on is more like a ledge, that's also on a slope. the guy sitting is on a different surface. If you look closely you can see the difference between the two surfaces.
Technically he looks like he's been disembodied.
Ohh his head is on a ledge which is a ramp basically is body is behind the concrete and he’s sitting
You got to post a photo of him completely. Just to reassure us.
This is wrinkling my brain!
What breed(s) is your dog?? Your dog's ears look exactly like my dog's, we think she's an Aussie/Blue Heeler/Golden.
I took him from an elderly lady who was moving when he was only 9 months old… I was always told he was a Goberian (half husky and half golden retriever). He howls/talks and acts just like a husky so I tend to believe it! I can see the aussie though.
I don't think so. Huskies and Goldens both have legs and tails.
Thanks I fucking hate it
Not gonna lie, I had to study this picture for way too long before I realized what was happening. 😂
What a good looking dog. Those eyes are beautiful. What kind of dog is he?
deranged redditor DECAPITATES own dog for fake internet points!
No. I don’t like this at all. Beautiful pupper though!
OP actually beheaded a dog and decided to post it discretely
Confirmed… I’ll put away my pitchfork
I'm a bit uncomfortable with this phote.
Mans decapitated his dog for this photo don’t let him lie and say it just looks like it
WHAM, his capa is detated from his head!
I think you killed your dog and this is a massive plot to deflect blame and not be charged with dogslaughter.
This needs to go to r/confusing_perspective
I thought there was a hole in the sidewalk and the dog was poking his head through from underneath somehow
Eye reminds me of the white walkers.
Can you imagine that job? Yes, Mom I earn a living taking undead dogs for walks, and you said my history degree wouldn't amount to much.
Looked like a scene out of China
It'd not a bug it's a feature
But… where’s his body??
OP decapitated his dog and trying to play it off. Huh.
Where the fuvk is the rest of the dog
I still don't get it
No dogs were harmed in the making of this photo
Where's the rest of him?
ahhh im to high for this shit. I need the other angle LOL....
holy shit thats the prettiest dog ever wtf
Well yeah bro, that's because he HAS clearly been decapitated
If Bethesda made dogs
I don’t understand how it looks like this. Hole in the concrete that he’s sticking his head through?
what the fuck
That's cause I decapitated him John