By - luanneplatterrr
Thanks now I will be late for class
30 seconds shouldn't be too bad.
To shreds you say
And his wife?
Was his apartment rent controlled?
You fucking killed him
Don’t say it
That's a deep rabbit hole you just sent me down. Luckily I came out with my dick attached
Must have been a loose hole
Hold me in your arms, baby
had to dig but i knew i wasn't the only one thinking it
That link's staying blue sir.
Speak for yourself
stupid sexy shellfish
I don’t know wether to eat it or “eat” it.
Either way you gotta get your tongue in there, wiggle it around a bit and slurp it up. So slurp away I guess.
It's like it's wearing nothing at all
nothing at all ^^^nothing ^^^at ^^^all
Robbie quit putting your tongue on that thing. Damnit Robbie.
I am innocent of this crime.
I don’t care that you broke your elbow!
"What about my arms , mom?"
Look at her front.
Look at that...
I'm saying it. That's a clit!!!
Put your beaver down don't.
Awkward boner... 😬
I should call her..
But Mother’s day is in May.
Not calling your mother. Believe it or not. Jail.
Calling her? Also jail. Straight to jail.
We have the best Mother’s Days because of jail
How dare you
I see this reference all the time on Reddit and I love it. It always comes through my head perfectly in the voice of Venezuelan Hugo Chavez cronie Fred Armisen.
Every one calls their mother here because of jail
Not calling your Jail? Believe it or not. Mother.
Dont worry, I'll be in May before Mother's day.
Now’s the time to clam up
jam out with your....
thinking the exact same thing
Just crank one out and you’ll come to your senses
I’m gay but I should call her too.
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Don’t do it man
Bro, she even seasoned it for me
This comment section is precisely as I had hoped
Wish me luck
Bravo 6, going dark.
Not as bad as I expected
Right behind ya, see ya on the other side.....
That's what he said
My first thought was “I wonder if there’s a sub like mildlypenis, but for lady parts.”
I didn't need to join, but I did.
It's not what we needed but exactly what we deserved.
Everything reminds me of her...
Even the smell?
Especially the smell
She smells seashells by the C shore?
Even the smell
I absolutely heard Leslie Neilsons voice there. One of my favorite movies.
Read this in the Elliot Smith voice lol
That seriously comes out of nowhere all the time. My favorite musician.
Every time I read that line I hear the opening guitar riff in my head
Don’t call me Shirley
"Uhh no; Dutch/Irish. My father was from Wales."
“You better tell the captain we gotta land as soon as we can. This woman has to be gotten to a hospital”
“A hospital? What is it?!” 😧
“It’s a big building with patients, but that’s not important right now”
It's the same old story. Boy finds girl, boy loses girl, girl finds boy, boy forgets girl, boy remembers girl, girls dies in a tragic blimp accident over the Orange Bowl on New Year's Day.
No; the worst...
I love this comment section
Today's word is "yonic"
Like yonic the hedgehog?
Yonic the hedgeyog
Anyone got the details for the only fans?
I’d eat it out.
Of the shell.
That's how I get everyone out of their shell.
Edit: wow thank u for all these awards that’s a first for me <3
Who need they mussy ate?
Here lies the inbox of HEXC_PNG. May it rest in peace along with her mussy
Based on the profile, this is definitely a dude, so I'm sure he's loving it lol.
U're right lol🤣
I audibly gagged
That's so much worse somehow.
Boys only want one thing and its disgusting
Well have you tried washing it?
Not while you're eating it.
Honey mussy will never be the same after this
And Mother Mary
Joseph, too, while we're at it.
And the wee donkey
This mussel bout to make me act up!!
Russel the love mussel.
Always trim your long fingernails before handling mussels
This girl handles
Professional advice right here!
What type of sauce did you use?
Probably a white sauce
Its November 25th man, 5 days left!
Im just here for the vag jokes.
Volkswagen Automotive Group
Variable Antibody Gene
Vancouver Art Gallery.
Vag jokes make me uncomfortable. Some of them can be pretty fishy.
Vag jokes are not funny. Period.
I think they're either not funny ovary funny
Only the widespread ones
Finger licking good?
I'm so fucked up in the head I thought this said teenage knuckle.
Thats more like it
Me: no way is that an actual sub
*clicks the link*
Also me: whelp, I guess that's enough internet for the day
Yo I thought I was gonna see some like vaginas
I thought that said r/povertyvagina
….I did not want to click.
thank god that doesn't exist but i did click it to be sure
*sigh* sets down bible
And thus ended No Nut November for OP.
EDIT: Thank you stranger(s) for the Award(s) 🥺
Special thanks for the Gold 😆
Don't mind if I do.
give it to your husband and ask him to find it.
If I ask my husband to find it it will magically disappear
Nope, thats her butthole.
GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD
Hey! I found it!
Look out, you could get CLAMydia
Tag this nsfw for god’s sake
Lord forgive the things im about to do
This is exactly why a german slang word for the female primary genital is "Muschi", while the word for mussel and any other clam is "Muschel".
Are you saying they are related? Because Muschi is also an old-school name for a cat and there doesn't seem to be any relation to clams.
same with the word “pussy” in american english! That’s interesting!
Yeah, I did a quick search for it and French is the same way, too. Which is why I assume the origin to be different.
Same with French - moule. It's incredibly vulgar tho.
What's the female secondary genital??
You don’t know!?
Testing my patience this NNN
Oh yeah… I forgot about that 22 days ago.
Looks like something I'd make disappointed
Also known as a love muscle
"This insanely large vessel"
Me: oooo intriguing
It’s been so long that this is making me feel all sorts of ways
The question is do you eat it nice and slow, savoring it or just dive right in and go for it?
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