Took a picture of my cousin at their wedding table and it caught the grooms nose.
By - Jarteast
So romantic how they complete each other
True love is sharing your face.
-John Travolta, *Face/Off*
I'm gonna take his face.... OFF. ITS COMIN OFF!
Plot twist….this is Travolta
Wow that would be the twistiest of twists considering
They are one now.
Gonna be beautiful children.
"It's not a face, mom!"
Honey, I am going out and I need that face now
Great, now I’m hungry.
Friendship is two pals munching on a well cooked face together
Conjoined in matrimony.
I love weddings, it’s the day when two people become one
God I want to be this witty.
Congratulations on joining the royal family.
The pleasure's all *nose*
*Put this pussy right in your face*
*Swipe your nose like a credit card*
*Hop on top, I wanna ride*
*I do a kegel, while it's inside*
Cardi B knows what's up.
Just gonna leave this here. [Gilbert Gottfried reads WAP](https://youtu.be/QaF6NfyVqqs)
Definitely needs its own cartoon video.
Iago does WAP? lol
Cardi B stank
I bet that pussy of her is two fold
Like a Arbys roast beef sammich! She got the meatz.
thank you, i can now kill myself and tell god why
Ahhhhhhh nooooo thats enough internet for today
she's very handsome
She is very handsome.
She’s the Man
He is very pretty.
Make this the cover to the wedding album.
Let’s not forget r/confusing_perspective
Agreed, and that's what I was thinking of. Left out the underscore
Psh. Way better
Oh fuck, didn't see it until you said that. Went to the comments to ensure ppl weren't making fun of some poor girl's nose. Good eye.
Or John Oliver's sister...
Because of the chair too - it looks like it's pointing in two directions.
Is [this](https://imgur.com/gallery/oQ6DEzR) what she looks like from the front?
This is cursed
I think you mean erotic
I think you mean smashing
take my upvote and leave
I'll go eat some kippers!
Damn I gotta get a helmet like that for when Nick Brawl drops
You magnificent bastard.
Wtf? This is the weirdest not furry cosplay I’ve ever seen. How is the mask made? I have so many more questions.
Nigel Thornberry from The Wild Thornberrys, for those who wondered.
I just ugly laughed, thanks
Did Nigel Thornberry suffer from Foetal Alcohol Syndrome?
Please tell me that's Jessica Nigri. It's something shed totally do
That is mildly interesting
This is me from side profile without the help of my husband
I was thinking the same, and i came to read comments about what people thought. I look pretty from front perspective but my side profile is like this. I'm really insecure about this. Do you think one should get plastic surgery for this?
I’m way to drunk for all these messages.
Fuck yeah dude get it
I'm slamming trulys as we speak
This is the Thornberry way.
A glimpse of their future child at her wedding.
Came to say something like this!
At first glance, i thought it was a shot of Gru from despicable me
She’s a beautiful gorl.
The Gru-m’s nose
Which way is that chair facing?
She now looks like a Far Side character
When two become one.
Best spice girls song right there
Wedding photos by Picasso.
I assume that's the groom's nose and breasts and the rest is the bride.
The comment needs at least one comma. Does the groom have breasts?
I have breasts. Can you milk me?
Only if your name is Greg.
Greg from Allstate? What are you wearing?
The shame of my ancestors.
We can only assume
I see it once it’s been pointed out!!
Can you help me? I don’t get what I’m supposed to be seeing
The nose and mouth are not the bride's. They belong to the groom, who is sitting next to her. But they line up perfectly and look funny.
whooaa Thank you
Buzz, your girlfriend, woof! —Home Alone 🤣
You caught her stunt double
What a...handsome bride? Good thing it's just a bad perspective.
Where is the Mrs. Doubtfire comment? Are you kidding me?
Edit: never mind found them, disregard
Reminds me of Mrs. Doubtfire
"Give me the code to the Air shield or I'll have the doctor give her back her old nose!!"
Okay but is now one gonna talk about what way the chair's back is facing?
Is it just me or does that chair look like an optical illusion as well?
Princess Vespa before the nose surgery
The picture looks SMASHING!
And this is the only place you could post without the bride tearing you a new one...
This is an extremely unflattering picture, why would you do your cousin like that? It’s her big day?
Her dress is too tight.
Bodies are bodies, plenty of people will find their clothing sits one way when they’re standing and another when sitting. Whether you prefer to style for how you look sitting or how you look standing is just personal choice. It makes sense to me that you’d be more interested in a good fit for standing/dancing than sitting on your wedding day, though.
“Too” really depends on your goals. It could be that it looks exactly the way she wants it when she stands (tight, waist, curves) , kinda like our skin, but when she sits down and bend a bit, you see the roles of your stomach
Kind of a dickhead comment
For some reason a lot of people would rather be able to they wear a smaller size even though it looks worse, than wear a larger size and look great.
The ego is a crazy thing.
Not sure why you are getting downvoted. A lot of brides do this „order the dress 3 sizes too small I will lose 15 pounds before the wedding“ and then end up in a dress too small. The ones here saying it just looks like that sitting down are wrong, looks exactly the same when standing up, it‘s too tight in width not length.
Do you have their consent to post this? Not all couples like their photos posted online especially random wedding pics
Out of sight, out of mind. If this fades with time and they never see this, then what harm is done. Morally questionable it is though. They best made a good gamble at this.
We don’t tend to measure people’s actions in ‘actual harm done’, but ‘potential harm done’. You force me to play Russian roulette, but I don’t end up shot, best believe I’m still pissed at ya.
You seem to agree it’s morally wrong, so I dunno, no need to justify or diminish it I guess.
Pro tip for anyone who needs it, if you take a bad photo of someone you care about, on ANY day, posting it online for internet points is an asshole move.
That is the poorest justification I've ever heard from anyone
Its seeing both sides, not a justification. It is highly questionable as to why they would post something like this when the intention isn't holy. In the end, its not something personal to you that should cause you distress, but it is something that isn't in good taste.
What are you talking about ?
Its definitely not something that was posted in good intentions. They should have thought more about the objections one would have towards a post like this.
Are you using a thesaurus or something? You're like a mix between Dr. Suess and Yoda.
Appreciate it I do, Padawan.
Fuck, you are irritating
That's alright, I wish you well in life.
I see what you're saying. Took a minute though:
This post doesn't necessarily have the best intentions. We should be asking whether it was OK to post this with/without the couple's consent because that's what "not in good taste" means.
Makes sense to me.
At first glance I thought you sneakily took a picture of your cousin and then I read the rest of the sentence lol
Alice Cooper vibes
I see Joe gatto. From impractical jokers.
Mr. Potter. Our. New. Celebrity....
You married her *stunt double*!
thats some r/confusingperspective stuff
Lol took me too long to realise what happened. Thought that bride looks like mrs doubtfire from the side
Why is gru in a wedding dress
Mrs. Doubtfire strikes again!
Zoom in and it looks like she is wearing a mask.
Princess Vespa's old nose.
The Streisand Effect
“You gotta pay the Troll Toll If you wanna get into that boy's hole”
Zack Galifanakis on the two ferns interview with Steve Carrel when he says “ i heard they were going to use your nose for the inspiration of your characters nose, but were looking for something less cartoonish...”
It's so unflattering and I love it. I've got a picture of me (31m), my wife and a friend (31m) and the way my arms are folded it looks like I've got my hand on his chest like a gf might pose like lol
For everyone who sorts by controversial. Nice tits.
Looks like the groom’s got some pretty nice breasts too! 👍
Whoa that’s kinda trippy lol
Had to do a double take to see it
Now you know what their kids will look like!
Came to post this exact post - or see and upvote whoever beat me to it.
Gru is that you?
This is like one of those "what your child will look like" predictor things.
Thought it was Rachel Dratch at first.
Chancellor palpatine looking shnoz.
Looks like the Chicken Lady.
That's a man('s nose) baby!
Looks like Dennis from It’s Always Sunny lmao
Thanks, I hate this
Now we know what the kids could like like! lol!
Looks like a transvestite
A bit Jenner like.
Yeah lmao. Bruce here is a "their" judging by the title.
The venue looks terribly depressing
I wouldn't give a fuck, weddings are stupidly wasteful anyway, the simpler the better.
I thought it was a Catherine Tate lookalike for a moment.
Congratulations. I now pronounce you Husband and Seth Meyers. You may now kiss the Seth Meyers
Oh now I get it. I just thought she was really ugly or something.
Hahahaha what a schnoz LOL you got the perfect angle
Is that the beak of a blue jay in her lap?
That's valak in her human form right there
Yeah yeah dude looks like a laaaady
I thought your cousin was just very ugly
Your cousin a big girl
First glance….. that is one ugly bitch!
They hated him because he spoke the truth
Leather face 🤯
This is Bob Barker reminding you to have your cousins spayed or neutered.
The groom looked at that face and thought. “Damn that’s the sexiest face I’ve ever seen!”
I can't help but think that's a KITH guy in drag.
ninja edit: OH! The chicken lady! https://youtu.be/oDYnFy4rCJY
My she has quite the forehead.
Looks like a Monty Python character
Your cousin is giving me serious George Washington vibes.
A preview of their daughter's wedding one day?
Kinda looks like Biden
And bust too
Old school way of seeing what future kids will look like.
Your cousin is thiccccc
That's how her daughter will look.
They should not have kids
Beefy arms, lots of missionary with the lights off for him soon I'm sure.
They are one now. God help us.
And within marriage, two shall become one
ONE FLESH ONE FLESH ONE FLESH
I thought it said “Caught the rooms Goose.”