T O P

Took a picture of my cousin at their wedding table and it caught the grooms nose.

Took a picture of my cousin at their wedding table and it caught the grooms nose.

vrtex999

So romantic how they complete each other


flapjackpappy

True love is sharing your face.


samrequireham

-John Travolta, *Face/Off*


Bonesnapcall

I'm gonna take his face.... OFF. ITS COMIN OFF!


Jonesey80

Plot twist….this is Travolta


GoodboyJohnnyBoy

Wow that would be the twistiest of twists considering


elevenminutesago

They are one now.


cyber_rigger

Gonna be beautiful children.


poopellar

"It's not a face, mom!"


Lone-organism

Honey, I am going out and I need that face now


Kamakazie90210

Great, now I’m hungry.


hatchet_4_lyfe

/r/unexpectedvore


Josef_Kant_Deal

Friendship is two pals munching on a well cooked face together


FictionalRacingDrivr

Conjoined in matrimony.


MurdocAddams

👏


benwill79

I love weddings, it’s the day when two people become one


mr-rob0t

God I want to be this witty.


cyrano72

Congratulations on joining the royal family.


AuKF

The pleasure's all *nose*


BS0404

*Put this pussy right in your face* *Swipe your nose like a credit card* *Hop on top, I wanna ride* *I do a kegel, while it's inside* . Cardi B knows what's up.


produce_this

Just gonna leave this here. [Gilbert Gottfried reads WAP](https://youtu.be/QaF6NfyVqqs)


griter34

Definitely needs its own cartoon video.


produce_this

Iago does WAP? lol


Thetrendizdead

Cardi B stank


AuKF

I bet that pussy of her is two fold


Thetrendizdead

Like a Arbys roast beef sammich! She got the meatz.


DISHONORU-TDA

thank you, i can now kill myself and tell god why


Robtoesboi

Ahhhhhhh nooooo thats enough internet for today


tricksovertreats

she's very handsome


Armageddonv2

She is very handsome.


TheToroReddit

Very "dapper"!


sl600rt

Rugged


Jeferson9

Sturdy


LightningEye

She’s the Man


uscnick

He is very pretty.


Beginning_Football85

Make this the cover to the wedding album.


DanfieldAutomation

/r/ConfusingPerspective


theAtmuz

Let’s not forget r/confusing_perspective


karmastealing

Also r/ConfusedBoner


myk_check

Arguably better


DanfieldAutomation

Agreed, and that's what I was thinking of. Left out the underscore


haleygirl96

Psh. Way better


adam_e

Oh fuck, didn't see it until you said that. Went to the comments to ensure ppl weren't making fun of some poor girl's nose. Good eye.


DanfieldAutomation

Or John Oliver's sister...


Yeah_dude_its_her

Because of the chair too - it looks like it's pointing in two directions.


MarquisDeSarc

Is [this](https://imgur.com/gallery/oQ6DEzR) what she looks like from the front?


Elevated_Dongers

This is cursed


kuroimakina

I think you mean erotic


sim04ful

Hail satan


Techiedad91

I think you mean smashing


Hairy_Permission_385

take my upvote and leave


MarquisDeSarc

I'll go eat some kippers!


zundra616

Damn I gotta get a helmet like that for when Nick Brawl drops


MSeanF

You magnificent bastard.


MarquisDeSarc

Smashing!


pixiedust0327

Wtf? This is the weirdest not furry cosplay I’ve ever seen. How is the mask made? I have so many more questions.


thedankoctopus

Nigel Thornberry from The Wild Thornberrys, for those who wondered.


foodisprettyneato

I just ugly laughed, thanks


The_wolf2014

Did Nigel Thornberry suffer from Foetal Alcohol Syndrome?


RGB3x3

Please tell me that's Jessica Nigri. It's something shed totally do


OldDust8123

That is mildly interesting


tuluses

This is me from side profile without the help of my husband


fangswithin

I was thinking the same, and i came to read comments about what people thought. I look pretty from front perspective but my side profile is like this. I'm really insecure about this. Do you think one should get plastic surgery for this?


Jarteast

I’m way to drunk for all these messages.


SamMee514

Fuck yeah dude get it


almightyeggroll

Party on


IMACTHEBEAST

I'm slamming trulys as we speak


SaltyHistorian24

This is the Thornberry way.


djmurrayyyy

A glimpse of their future child at her wedding.


sproutsandnapkins

Came to say something like this!


yekawda

At first glance, i thought it was a shot of Gru from despicable me


slipperytree07

She’s a beautiful gorl.


Calibinator

The Gru-m’s nose


boiasch

Which way is that chair facing?


Batman1384

She now looks like a Far Side character


Ineedacwaffee

When two become one.


oppai_senpai

Best spice girls song right there


pete62

Wedding photos by Picasso.


chumchees

I assume that's the groom's nose and breasts and the rest is the bride.


01kickassius10

The comment needs at least one comma. Does the groom have breasts?


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Techiedad91

I have breasts. Can you milk me?


Boloar

Only if your name is Greg.


buy_you_a_house

Greg from Allstate? What are you wearing?


Boloar

The shame of my ancestors. You?


[deleted]

We can only assume


petulafaerie

I see it once it’s been pointed out!!


MyGuyWiFi

Can you help me? I don’t get what I’m supposed to be seeing


StrathfieldGap

The nose and mouth are not the bride's. They belong to the groom, who is sitting next to her. But they line up perfectly and look funny.


MyGuyWiFi

whooaa Thank you


ApprehensiveSpy

Buzz, your girlfriend, woof! —Home Alone 🤣


NLP19

You caught her stunt double


[deleted]

What a...handsome bride? Good thing it's just a bad perspective.


relokcin

Where is the Mrs. Doubtfire comment? Are you kidding me? Edit: never mind found them, disregard


604_heatzcore

Gru-m?


cactusvine

Reminds me of Mrs. Doubtfire


sjogerst

"Give me the code to the Air shield or I'll have the doctor give her back her old nose!!"


atsh94

Okay but is now one gonna talk about what way the chair's back is facing?


runaumok

Is it just me or does that chair look like an optical illusion as well?


lorenzoem87

Mrs doubtfire??


pdfodol

Princess Vespa before the nose surgery


yatzhie04

The picture looks SMASHING!


bitsmythe

And this is the only place you could post without the bride tearing you a new one...


ifartallday

This is an extremely unflattering picture, why would you do your cousin like that? It’s her big day?


keepitcleanforwork

Her dress is too tight.


JuPasta

Bodies are bodies, plenty of people will find their clothing sits one way when they’re standing and another when sitting. Whether you prefer to style for how you look sitting or how you look standing is just personal choice. It makes sense to me that you’d be more interested in a good fit for standing/dancing than sitting on your wedding day, though.


NattyGainz

“Too” really depends on your goals. It could be that it looks exactly the way she wants it when she stands (tight, waist, curves) , kinda like our skin, but when she sits down and bend a bit, you see the roles of your stomach


bamv9

Kind of a dickhead comment


shaggybear89

For some reason a lot of people would rather be able to they wear a smaller size even though it looks worse, than wear a larger size and look great. The ego is a crazy thing.


2roK

Not sure why you are getting downvoted. A lot of brides do this „order the dress 3 sizes too small I will lose 15 pounds before the wedding“ and then end up in a dress too small. The ones here saying it just looks like that sitting down are wrong, looks exactly the same when standing up, it‘s too tight in width not length.


newtoreddit2004

Do you have their consent to post this? Not all couples like their photos posted online especially random wedding pics


reddead511

Out of sight, out of mind. If this fades with time and they never see this, then what harm is done. Morally questionable it is though. They best made a good gamble at this.


PipPopPanda

We don’t tend to measure people’s actions in ‘actual harm done’, but ‘potential harm done’. You force me to play Russian roulette, but I don’t end up shot, best believe I’m still pissed at ya. You seem to agree it’s morally wrong, so I dunno, no need to justify or diminish it I guess. Pro tip for anyone who needs it, if you take a bad photo of someone you care about, on ANY day, posting it online for internet points is an asshole move.


newtoreddit2004

That is the poorest justification I've ever heard from anyone


reddead511

Its seeing both sides, not a justification. It is highly questionable as to why they would post something like this when the intention isn't holy. In the end, its not something personal to you that should cause you distress, but it is something that isn't in good taste.


newtoreddit2004

What are you talking about ?


reddead511

Its definitely not something that was posted in good intentions. They should have thought more about the objections one would have towards a post like this.


Groobs03

Are you using a thesaurus or something? You're like a mix between Dr. Suess and Yoda.


reddead511

Appreciate it I do, Padawan.


JustinWasCool

Fuck, you are irritating


reddead511

That's alright, I wish you well in life.


goodbetterbestbested

I see what you're saying. Took a minute though: This post doesn't necessarily have the best intentions. We should be asking whether it was OK to post this with/without the couple's consent because that's what "not in good taste" means. Makes sense to me.


betagetthechappal

At first glance I thought you sneakily took a picture of your cousin and then I read the rest of the sentence lol


Not_Biracial

Squint


kuriboshoe

Alice Cooper vibes


Big-Strategy8035

I see Joe gatto. From impractical jokers.


GH0STM3TAL

Mr. Potter. Our. New. Celebrity....


SungoBrewweed

You married her *stunt double*!


Tobi5703

thats some r/confusingperspective stuff


mojo1221

Lol took me too long to realise what happened. Thought that bride looks like mrs doubtfire from the side


KingPops1111

Why is gru in a wedding dress


Puddinglordx

Mrs. Doubtfire strikes again!


IrishFlukey

Zoom in and it looks like she is wearing a mask.


RealOfficerHotPants

Princess Vespa's old nose.


Automobills

The Streisand Effect


yoshitokobayashi

“You gotta pay the Troll Toll If you wanna get into that boy's hole”


wickedlobstah

Zack Galifanakis on the two ferns interview with Steve Carrel when he says “ i heard they were going to use your nose for the inspiration of your characters nose, but were looking for something less cartoonish...”


flmhdpsycho

It's so unflattering and I love it. I've got a picture of me (31m), my wife and a friend (31m) and the way my arms are folded it looks like I've got my hand on his chest like a gf might pose like lol


OneCollar4

For everyone who sorts by controversial. Nice tits.


Horton_75

Looks like the groom’s got some pretty nice breasts too! 👍


Eastern-Dig-4555

Whoa that’s kinda trippy lol


FeOH2

Had to do a double take to see it


JamesLibrary

Now you know what their kids will look like!


chizass

Came to post this exact post - or see and upvote whoever beat me to it.


deltardo

Gru is that you?


Sn-man

This is like one of those "what your child will look like" predictor things.


skimansr

Thought it was Rachel Dratch at first.


Connthemannly

Chancellor palpatine looking shnoz.


Apollonius_Cone

Looks like the Chicken Lady.


Hannover2k

That's a man('s nose) baby!


Fun-Presentation4526

Mrs. Doubtfire


USSImplication

#BEAK


Deej-OP

Looks like Dennis from It’s Always Sunny lmao


notpregnantcantjuggl

Thanks, I hate this


Happy-birdie-918

Now we know what the kids could like like! lol!


ohp250

Looks like a transvestite


luckylebron

A bit Jenner like.


Sarias_spirit

Yeah lmao. Bruce here is a "their" judging by the title.


RonaldTheGiraffe

The venue looks terribly depressing


ttwixx

I wouldn't give a fuck, weddings are stupidly wasteful anyway, the simpler the better.


FrabjousPhaneron

I thought it was a Catherine Tate lookalike for a moment.


KentuckyFriedEel

Congratulations. I now pronounce you Husband and Seth Meyers. You may now kiss the Seth Meyers


picklepooter99

Oh now I get it. I just thought she was really ugly or something.


frijolita_bonita

Hahahaha what a schnoz LOL you got the perfect angle


GooglyWooglyWoo

Is that the beak of a blue jay in her lap?


Jomiks

That's valak in her human form right there


woodeneyedpete

Yeah yeah dude looks like a laaaady


keyonastring

I thought your cousin was just very ugly


hudsonv11

Your cousin a big girl


hillpatrick0268

First glance….. that is one ugly bitch!


ChodeSlaper23

They hated him because he spoke the truth


HuntedHorror

Leather face 🤯


frigyeah

Back fat


Mamasayseyeisspecial

This is Bob Barker reminding you to have your cousins spayed or neutered.


BleachGel

The groom looked at that face and thought. “Damn that’s the sexiest face I’ve ever seen!”


mishugashu

I can't help but think that's a KITH guy in drag. ninja edit: OH! The chicken lady! https://youtu.be/oDYnFy4rCJY


jfq722

My she has quite the forehead.


unhertz

uncanny valley


Hiccup-H-Haddock-III

Looks like a Monty Python character


SlewBrew

Your cousin is giving me serious George Washington vibes.


PeterGivenbless

A preview of their daughter's wedding one day?


Mod3stacks

Kinda looks like Biden


penelopiecruise

And bust too


Material_Wrongdoer38

Old school way of seeing what future kids will look like.


praniokart

Your cousin is thiccccc


XplodeXplode

That's how her daughter will look.


inialist13

Jew


mypasswordisfoobar

They should not have kids


slokiebear

Beefy arms, lots of missionary with the lights off for him soon I'm sure.


ScSa79

They are one now. God help us.


G0es2eleven

And within marriage, two shall become one


callmedaddyshark

ONE FLESH ONE FLESH ONE FLESH


TomD26

I thought it said “Caught the rooms Goose.”