That's terrible. But...lol...

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Should have ordered a sub. Now to figure out what the hell "Rye Bread Dip" is.

I too was interested in the mystery and followed the link below: sour cream (cultured milk, non-fat milk, enzyme), mayonnaise (soybean oil, water, egg yolk, distilled vinegar, salt, sugar, spice, lemon juice concentrate, natural flavor, oleoresin of paprika), onion, spice, salt, sugar, maltodextrin, granulated onion. Sounds like a mayo sandwich!

It doesn't sound far off from ranch dressing.

Is sour cream and onion dip no?

Oleoresin of paprika. I feel smarter just saying that. Slowly. Not sure which end of the paprika that is but hey.

But sour cream is the first ingredient, not mayo. So it is more dip like than mayo like. The ingredients are always listed by largest amount first, next largest second... I like sour cream so much that I just leave out everything else in my "dip".

What is it! I cant find the goddamn answer!

Trust Wegmans, they’re truth.

WNY Wegmans diehard here lol

ayyy same. shout out 716

Isn't that where Dr. Oz buys his family's crudite? LOL

If you’re rich. They’re great but their prices are absurd.

Biggest handmade to order submarine sandwich of your life costs 10 bucks, same as a medium Big Mac meal. Just saying, you can show anywhere if you know what’s good and cheap.

https://www.fooducate.com/product/Wegmans-Rye-Bread-Dip/5B146688-2FCB-1B0E-4D82-96B79F57AC8D

It kinda seems like you just sent me a link of advertisements.

INGREDIENTS sour cream (cultured milk, non-fat milk, enzyme), mayonnaise (soybean oil, water, egg yolk, distilled vinegar, salt, sugar, spice, lemon juice concentrate, natural flavor, oleoresin of paprika), onion, spice, salt, sugar, maltodextrin, granulated onion.

Marzetti makes an awesome dill dip that goes great with rye bread ijs

It’s that rye bread has its own dip? Me too, never knew this was a thing.

Like what a dickhead lol I was looking forward to it all night smh

Ez solution: smash all the bread together to form a blob of rye bread and enjoy (or just toast the crust i guess)

Lmao I'm going to try both actually. Sounds sensible

Coat strips in Olive oil and some herbs. Bake until toasty.

That's just croutons

And

Gimf me mohr pweefe

Lmao

Now that sounds good. I knew I got my air fryer for something

Now you won't have to eat babies, just baked rye crust lol

Ewww lol. But I prefer babies! Haha j/k obviously.

Lmao 🤣 you saved an orphan tonight

I ain't do shit, fuck those kids /s lmao

😂😂😂😂 that's what there parents said

Weird place for a religious sermon.

Eat the roommate

He's next but only the middle

Yum that sounds similar to croutons... which I love.

Your roommate could also use a mash on the face.

That’s not a roommate, that’s an enemy living in your space!

I hope he will replace it for you at least. But I know that doesn't help you right now, seeing as how we humans are creatures that like immediate gratification (at least I do anyway).

Kick that mother fucker out. Rye bread, seedless rye, but *marbled rye*? **Fuck that dude.**

I do this when I’m drunk off my ass

Dick move. Funny as hell, though.

Literally .. now I'm going to eat the inside of his fruit gushers and put them back 😂😂😂

OMG PLEASE DO THIS 🤣

I definitely am lol 🤣 I'm pettier

Petty Crew for life!

Keep us updated 🤣🤣

Lol...Just suck out the gushy center and put 'em back. Hahahaa. I love it.

Haha either that or lick the powder off his doughnuts 🤣 that's all the snack he has left 😂 it's war now

Shake the powder off and put salt on 'em. Lol.

Haha that's even better omg ty for the idea. I wish I could post videos here

You're welcome. Yeah catching his reaction to biting into a salty donut would be gold.

Absolutely I can't wait, he's bound to smoke and get the munchies. He'll be home from work soon 😈

We must see....imgur is the solution.

What's that and how do I do it lol 😂

Not salt.. cornstarch!! Looks exactly the same so he's guaranteed to take a huge bite and not be suspicious.

>You should not eat raw cornstarch, as it is linked to anemia and iron deficiency and may cause digestive issues such as gas and bloating. Raw cornstarch may also harbor harmful bacteria which can cause food-borne illnesses; cook it to ensure it is safe to consume.

Well *I'm* not going to.

Sir, put the cornstarch down and back away!

So yea definitely use corn starch!

I lived in a shelter for a little while about 20 years ago and there was a lady there who ate cornstarch straight out of the container with a spoon. That wasn't the strangest thing I saw there but it was in the top 10. I ended up getting into a fight with the same lady while I was staying there and she was so fat that when I tried to punch her and push her off of me my hands just kept sinking into her fat stuff and it did not seem to faze her at all. She had me sandwiched in between a bookshelf and her stomach and I could not get free. It felt like fighting a bag of jello. The shelter staff eventually pulled her off of me. At the time I only weighed 130 lb so it probably took them a little while to realize what was happening.

A) I’m assuming the anaemia and iron deficiency is from eating a lot of it over a period of time. 2) as for the bloating and gas, just have some buscopan or whatever your country’s equivalent is. They’ll be _fiiiiiiiiine_

If you REALLY want to catch him by surprise, replace the powder with pure capsaicin it’ll be so good

Hahaha yess if only I could award

OMG! salt would be tricky but baking powder or baking soda is harmless and would look like powdered sugar.

Citric acid powder could work too.

It'd be worth starting a new post with the video

Put the gushers in the donuts with the salt and no icing

Omg my friends old roommate used to lick the cheese powder off Doritos and put them back in the bag. Like what the actual fuck bro.

Buy a food syringe, steal all the juice out of them, eat juice. Put gummies back in box, do not wrap them either. Pack it like cereal without the bag

r/PettyRevenge when you're done

Haha 😂 that's more accurate

I humbly request pictures of the damage after you do it!

Gloat about your crouton ingredients Crust is the best part

If there is one thing I've learned from this sub...it's to not have a roommate or a little brother.

Yeah I wish I could unalive him rn lol regretting it

Technically speaking, you could. not sure if that's really worth it though.

I learned that “Rye Bread Dip” exists

Well guess what my big brother thought was a good idea.

they really didn’t knead to do that

😂 😂😂

It was the yeast they could do.

Were they drunk or stoned? They owe you a loaf regardless. I’ll have to look for that dip next time I’m at Wegmans.

I think drunk I seen some Jameson on the table 😂 definitely do I'm adding it to his portion of the rent . Yesss it's really good actually

Fill the Jameson’s with water.

Hahaha omg yessss or flat Pepsi hahahah

Flat diet Pepsi

Drink the middle out of the Jameson's... Wash it down with the middle of all of their beers.

Did you catch’r in the rye?

Your roommate is heartless and your bread too. 🤣

I wish I had award lmao 🤣 yes it lacks depth

I got you

I would say it lacks breadth.

I got my first award!! Thank you!!

There’s another… now sit down, I’m trying to see how the revenge turns out

I got my second award; get a double "thank you"!!

Here's some more. I only got the free award me poor.

Wegmans? Heck yes

Yesss it was sooooo good!

Hell ya! Wegman's is the shit. Are you on the East Coast? I'm in Mass and I had never been to one before I moved here. I'm originally from L.A. and I had never been to a cooler store than Weg's! Their bakery section is the shit. I will also have to try that Rye Dip!

Yes I'm in NY. The bakery section is AWESOME so many cakes and sweets lol. I lived in the Midwest and they had schnucks (closest grocery store I've seen to Wegmans) missed Wegmans tho lol. L.A to mass that's a big change lol. And yesssss it's delicious

Yeah I’m just north of LA and I’m like Wegmens? Sounds like a shop for toupee’s 😂

What is rye bread dip?

Sour cream based dip it's really good

i’m glad i’m not the only 1 who didn’t know. now i must try.

There’s a dip specifically for rye bread?

Never seen it myself either. To those that are interested its standard is 50/50 sour cream and mayonnaise with chipped beef, onion, and parsley. Chipped beef is a sort of dried salted thinly sliced beef flake for those unfamiliar with that. Common variations include additional cream cheese, lemon juice, dill, and or garlic. I love rye bread but rye and molasses bread and the only foods I can't seem to make right. Can make more difficult products with no problem. Nailed consommé first try. Easily the best thing I've ever tasted. Took half a day to make by the recipe. Fugu and Kobe are towel boys compared to consommé. Not even the warm up act. They're the help. No difficulty with soufflé, beef wellington, etc. Rye and molasses breads seem to be my kryptonite. The old pumpernickel is in half the is grocery stores and is delicious but can't seem to make it.

Rye bread with a dill dip? My inner slav is jumping for joy right now

That's what I want to know? Love rye bread! Want the dip!

Yes lol they have a few different kinds .. there all delicious!

They have rye bread dip?

Yesss it's delicious...some people add meat to it too

I need to find this

Its delicious easy to make too

How does one make rye bread dip?

Here's a simple recipe Round loaf of rye bread Sour cream Mayonnaise Dill seed Beau monde Dried parsley flakes Onion flakes And then this is one with meat 1 pint (16 ounces) sour cream 1 1/3 cup mayonnaise 2 tablespoon dried dillweed 2 tablespoon dried parsley flakes 2 tablespoon dried minced onions 1 (2.25 ounces) jar sliced dried beef, chopped (about 3/4 cup

What's Beau monde? Meat in dip is coming dangerously close to the "cannibal sandwich," which I've heard is also served on RyE bReAd too. Who knew there was such a deep world of rye bread weirdos?

Never heard of the cannibal sandwich before, had to look it up! For others like me, it’s raw beef and some onion slices on rye bread, a Wisconsin winter snack.

Typically, the beau monde blend combines celery seed, onion powder, and garlic powder, but personal taste dictates that pinches of cinnamon, ground thyme, or basil also have room in the spice blend.

Thank you!

I was intrigued as well. I’ve never heard of such things.

Put it all back into the bag, tie the bag up and then find your roommate. Starting hitting them with the bag until they understand what they did.

Yes and then I shall rub his nose in the reminisce of his sins

What kind of cinnabon shit is this? As a finn i love rye bread but this thing is insulting

As a Dane I agree, our rye bread is very different than this

Fucker needs to go.

I'm going to need his first born son after this atrocity

Screw that he might do it too. His line can't be trusted.

Agreed lol off with his head

That's neat. What species is he?

Fuktardian

This comment out if all of them had me busting up laughing the most omg …tears😂

When roommate is confronted…. I bet he “Rye’s” about eating all the middles.

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Lol Savage!

crumble it up into crumbs and spread it between his sheets

Maybe it was a defective loaf.... have you never bought a loaf that had a bubble in the center?

The MONSTER!! Also, what is Rye Bread Dip??

Special place on hell for that guy and it's like a sour creme based dip it's really flavorful and delicious lol

Sounds like you should increase the rent payment on him.

That's messed up...

Well we know where their toothbrush is going now 😁👌🤗

That's the most american rye bread I've ever seen.

That’s not rye bread my friend

That doesn't look like rye bread.

I dont even care that your roommate did that, what the hell kind of rye bread is that :D

I've never seen marbled rye bread before, interesting

What kind of person eats bread like that, is he an effing savage

What's even more perplexing is why you posted this in the mildlyinfuriating section when this is clearly myroommateishumangarbage section.

I was once angry at my husband for something stupid. His favorite thing after work is oreos and milk. I bought double stuff oreos, ate the center out of every single one, put the empty cookies back on the package and then resealed the top. He was so angry he almost stroked out It was 100% worth it.

??????? Did they think you wouldn’t notice or where they just really high?

They definitely owe you some dough for that. 😁

Bet his name is Ryan.

Ryan Seecrust

That’s some Cartman nonsense

That's what I was thinking with the chicken skins

Rye would he do that?

You did this for updoots, don't lie.

Some people pay extra for gluten-free.

Why does your roommate hate you?

My cat pissed in his laundry basket one time 🙄🤣

Well if your cat did that, he obviously deserved it.

I stg that's what I said. Like what did you do to her for her to pee on your stuff when she's potty trained she's like 7 lol 😆 she drags his clothes down the steps too sometimes

Evict.

So do you need a place to hide her body?

His° and yes. I already have a shovel and some lye

Dick move

This is no longer mildly infuriating but actual rage inducing.

Agreed I felt the vein in my temple pop out

+1 vote on throwing crusts at said roommate

Is rye bread dip any good? What’s the flavor?

Yesss it's good it almost resembles ranch but like way more sophisticated it has a little zing but not too strong. It's a sour cream based dip . Highly recommend for a late night snack

Rye bread has dip?

What did you do to piss that man off

Lol I think his 🐈‍⬛pissed in his chonies … still this is an overreaction although I bet he was laughing his drunk ass off when he did it, prolly though it was quite a hoot

That's fucking hilarious

Is it Cartman?

Wtf is rye bread dip

I’d be so mad that I would have to start a rye it

Damn, your mom eats rye bread weird.

if you are friends with your roommate this is pretty funny and wholesome prank. If you are not friends though...thats malicious to a slightly worrying level due to the time involved

Permission has been granted for homicide

Have you thought about putting some kind of Catcher In The Rye?

Probably not wise to live with a serial killer.

Throw your roommate out of the window

And people wonder why I'm not a people person..

Christ this sub has gone to shit. Anyone who actually believes this is real need's serious help.

Hands would have been thrown that night.

TIL there's rye bread dip.

Don't worry, no jury would convict you....do it!

And this is why i no longer have room mates. I accept that the extra expense is worth not having to deal with this fuckery.

I would make the roommate pay for another bag, then, I'd find a breadbox that has a lock mechanism on it so the fucker can't steal my shit.

Someone posted the other day a photo of their bread that looked similar. The middle had a big air bubble, leaving mostly crust. Maybe that's what happened? (I promise I'm not your roommate)

String em up

Get out while you still can, your roommate sounds like a psychopath

You did this.