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Jakkerak

That's terrible. But...lol...


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MrmmphMrmmph

Should have ordered a sub. Now to figure out what the hell "Rye Bread Dip" is.


the_narcisist

I too was interested in the mystery and followed the link below: sour cream (cultured milk, non-fat milk, enzyme), mayonnaise (soybean oil, water, egg yolk, distilled vinegar, salt, sugar, spice, lemon juice concentrate, natural flavor, oleoresin of paprika), onion, spice, salt, sugar, maltodextrin, granulated onion. Sounds like a mayo sandwich!


Whelp_of_Hurin

It doesn't sound far off from ranch dressing.


Musicman1810

Is sour cream and onion dip no?


Darnit_the_other_one

Oleoresin of paprika. I feel smarter just saying that. Slowly. Not sure which end of the paprika that is but hey.


[deleted]

But sour cream is the first ingredient, not mayo. So it is more dip like than mayo like. The ingredients are always listed by largest amount first, next largest second... I like sour cream so much that I just leave out everything else in my "dip".


8pintsplease

What is it! I cant find the goddamn answer!


NessunAbilita

Trust Wegmans, they’re truth.


ThoughtGeneral

WNY Wegmans diehard here lol


catanao

ayyy same. shout out 716


OverheardSpecIII

Isn't that where Dr. Oz buys his family's crudite? LOL


mafulazula

If you’re rich. They’re great but their prices are absurd.


NessunAbilita

Biggest handmade to order submarine sandwich of your life costs 10 bucks, same as a medium Big Mac meal. Just saying, you can show anywhere if you know what’s good and cheap.


StunningBuilding383

https://www.fooducate.com/product/Wegmans-Rye-Bread-Dip/5B146688-2FCB-1B0E-4D82-96B79F57AC8D


OutlandishnessNo3971

It kinda seems like you just sent me a link of advertisements.


Nate0110

INGREDIENTS sour cream (cultured milk, non-fat milk, enzyme), mayonnaise (soybean oil, water, egg yolk, distilled vinegar, salt, sugar, spice, lemon juice concentrate, natural flavor, oleoresin of paprika), onion, spice, salt, sugar, maltodextrin, granulated onion.


Speechladylg

Marzetti makes an awesome dill dip that goes great with rye bread ijs


Studio_Delicious

It’s that rye bread has its own dip? Me too, never knew this was a thing.


babyEatingUnicorn

Like what a dickhead lol I was looking forward to it all night smh


OutlandishnessOk4047

Ez solution: smash all the bread together to form a blob of rye bread and enjoy (or just toast the crust i guess)


babyEatingUnicorn

Lmao I'm going to try both actually. Sounds sensible


TheGreatHair

Coat strips in Olive oil and some herbs. Bake until toasty.


mrflouch

That's just croutons


TheGreatHair

And


yousonuva

Gimf me mohr pweefe


babyEatingUnicorn

Lmao


babyEatingUnicorn

Now that sounds good. I knew I got my air fryer for something


ChunkyTaco22

Now you won't have to eat babies, just baked rye crust lol


Blonde_Dambition

Ewww lol. But I prefer babies! Haha j/k obviously.


babyEatingUnicorn

Lmao 🤣 you saved an orphan tonight


ChunkyTaco22

I ain't do shit, fuck those kids /s lmao


babyEatingUnicorn

😂😂😂😂 that's what there parents said


thedoze

Weird place for a religious sermon.


fatBreadonToast

Eat the roommate


babyEatingUnicorn

He's next but only the middle


Blonde_Dambition

Yum that sounds similar to croutons... which I love.


lastroids

Your roommate could also use a mash on the face.


RMW91-

That’s not a roommate, that’s an enemy living in your space!


Blonde_Dambition

I hope he will replace it for you at least. But I know that doesn't help you right now, seeing as how we humans are creatures that like immediate gratification (at least I do anyway).


WheresYourTegridy

Kick that mother fucker out. Rye bread, seedless rye, but *marbled rye*? **Fuck that dude.**


Far-Yak-4231

I do this when I’m drunk off my ass


Lord_Umber93

Dick move. Funny as hell, though.


babyEatingUnicorn

Literally .. now I'm going to eat the inside of his fruit gushers and put them back 😂😂😂


effie-sue

OMG PLEASE DO THIS 🤣


babyEatingUnicorn

I definitely am lol 🤣 I'm pettier


4everafool

Petty Crew for life!


NayrSeivad94

Keep us updated 🤣🤣


Lord_Umber93

Lol...Just suck out the gushy center and put 'em back. Hahahaa. I love it.


babyEatingUnicorn

Haha either that or lick the powder off his doughnuts 🤣 that's all the snack he has left 😂 it's war now


Lord_Umber93

Shake the powder off and put salt on 'em. Lol.


babyEatingUnicorn

Haha that's even better omg ty for the idea. I wish I could post videos here


Lord_Umber93

You're welcome. Yeah catching his reaction to biting into a salty donut would be gold.


babyEatingUnicorn

Absolutely I can't wait, he's bound to smoke and get the munchies. He'll be home from work soon 😈


yes_evan

We must see....imgur is the solution.


babyEatingUnicorn

What's that and how do I do it lol 😂


volslut

Not salt.. cornstarch!! Looks exactly the same so he's guaranteed to take a huge bite and not be suspicious.


GibTreaty

>You should not eat raw cornstarch, as it is linked to anemia and iron deficiency and may cause digestive issues such as gas and bloating. Raw cornstarch may also harbor harmful bacteria which can cause food-borne illnesses; cook it to ensure it is safe to consume.


volslut

Well *I'm* not going to.


GibTreaty

Sir, put the cornstarch down and back away!


SupJessica

So yea definitely use corn starch!


bits-n-peaces

I lived in a shelter for a little while about 20 years ago and there was a lady there who ate cornstarch straight out of the container with a spoon. That wasn't the strangest thing I saw there but it was in the top 10. I ended up getting into a fight with the same lady while I was staying there and she was so fat that when I tried to punch her and push her off of me my hands just kept sinking into her fat stuff and it did not seem to faze her at all. She had me sandwiched in between a bookshelf and her stomach and I could not get free. It felt like fighting a bag of jello. The shelter staff eventually pulled her off of me. At the time I only weighed 130 lb so it probably took them a little while to realize what was happening.


EveryFairyDies

A) I’m assuming the anaemia and iron deficiency is from eating a lot of it over a period of time. 2) as for the bloating and gas, just have some buscopan or whatever your country’s equivalent is. They’ll be _fiiiiiiiiine_


Im-cold-help-me

If you REALLY want to catch him by surprise, replace the powder with pure capsaicin it’ll be so good


babyEatingUnicorn

Hahaha yess if only I could award


sacred_cow_tipper

OMG! salt would be tricky but baking powder or baking soda is harmless and would look like powdered sugar.


Imsoabsolutely

Citric acid powder could work too.


Blonde_Dambition

It'd be worth starting a new post with the video


Swift173

Put the gushers in the donuts with the salt and no icing


dream_focused1103

Omg my friends old roommate used to lick the cheese powder off Doritos and put them back in the bag. Like what the actual fuck bro.


BhanosBar

Buy a food syringe, steal all the juice out of them, eat juice. Put gummies back in box, do not wrap them either. Pack it like cereal without the bag


MaximusBussius

r/PettyRevenge when you're done


babyEatingUnicorn

Haha 😂 that's more accurate


Blonde_Dambition

I humbly request pictures of the damage after you do it!


No_Tank9025

Gloat about your crouton ingredients Crust is the best part


tightiewhitieboy

If there is one thing I've learned from this sub...it's to not have a roommate or a little brother.


babyEatingUnicorn

Yeah I wish I could unalive him rn lol regretting it


RWT_HoLeeFuk

Technically speaking, you could. not sure if that's really worth it though.


barbershopraga

I learned that “Rye Bread Dip” exists


MaymayLerd

Well guess what my big brother thought was a good idea.


ezbakednyc

they really didn’t knead to do that


babyEatingUnicorn

😂 😂😂


elting44

It was the yeast they could do.


effie-sue

Were they drunk or stoned? They owe you a loaf regardless. I’ll have to look for that dip next time I’m at Wegmans.


babyEatingUnicorn

I think drunk I seen some Jameson on the table 😂 definitely do I'm adding it to his portion of the rent . Yesss it's really good actually


LadySquidington

Fill the Jameson’s with water.


babyEatingUnicorn

Hahaha omg yessss or flat Pepsi hahahah


_ToyStory2WasOk_

Flat diet Pepsi


JejuneEsculenta

Drink the middle out of the Jameson's... Wash it down with the middle of all of their beers.


saprobic_saturn

Did you catch’r in the rye?


Any_Hedgehog_7065

Your roommate is heartless and your bread too. 🤣


babyEatingUnicorn

I wish I had award lmao 🤣 yes it lacks depth


johnny40bagz

I got you


RidiIcarus

I would say it lacks breadth.


Any_Hedgehog_7065

I got my first award!! Thank you!!


Beneficial_Being_721

There’s another… now sit down, I’m trying to see how the revenge turns out


Any_Hedgehog_7065

I got my second award; get a double "thank you"!!


bad-dawg4004

Here's some more. I only got the free award me poor.


Cool-Efficiency-2102

Wegmans? Heck yes


babyEatingUnicorn

Yesss it was sooooo good!


maybeshesunraveling

Hell ya! Wegman's is the shit. Are you on the East Coast? I'm in Mass and I had never been to one before I moved here. I'm originally from L.A. and I had never been to a cooler store than Weg's! Their bakery section is the shit. I will also have to try that Rye Dip!


babyEatingUnicorn

Yes I'm in NY. The bakery section is AWESOME so many cakes and sweets lol. I lived in the Midwest and they had schnucks (closest grocery store I've seen to Wegmans) missed Wegmans tho lol. L.A to mass that's a big change lol. And yesssss it's delicious


Natural_Drawing_9740

Yeah I’m just north of LA and I’m like Wegmens? Sounds like a shop for toupee’s 😂


bigsam63

What is rye bread dip?


babyEatingUnicorn

Sour cream based dip it's really good


LuveesEdibles

i’m glad i’m not the only 1 who didn’t know. now i must try.


Banders87

There’s a dip specifically for rye bread?


Luxpreliator

Never seen it myself either. To those that are interested its standard is 50/50 sour cream and mayonnaise with chipped beef, onion, and parsley. Chipped beef is a sort of dried salted thinly sliced beef flake for those unfamiliar with that. Common variations include additional cream cheese, lemon juice, dill, and or garlic. I love rye bread but rye and molasses bread and the only foods I can't seem to make right. Can make more difficult products with no problem. Nailed consommé first try. Easily the best thing I've ever tasted. Took half a day to make by the recipe. Fugu and Kobe are towel boys compared to consommé. Not even the warm up act. They're the help. No difficulty with soufflé, beef wellington, etc. Rye and molasses breads seem to be my kryptonite. The old pumpernickel is in half the is grocery stores and is delicious but can't seem to make it.


Shoddy_Background_48

Rye bread with a dill dip? My inner slav is jumping for joy right now


bigdrake285

That's what I want to know? Love rye bread! Want the dip!


babyEatingUnicorn

Yes lol they have a few different kinds .. there all delicious!


tinman66o

They have rye bread dip?


babyEatingUnicorn

Yesss it's delicious...some people add meat to it too


tinman66o

I need to find this


babyEatingUnicorn

Its delicious easy to make too


jasnel

How does one make rye bread dip?


babyEatingUnicorn

Here's a simple recipe Round loaf of rye bread Sour cream Mayonnaise Dill seed Beau monde Dried parsley flakes Onion flakes And then this is one with meat 1 pint (16 ounces) sour cream 1 1/3 cup mayonnaise 2 tablespoon dried dillweed 2 tablespoon dried parsley flakes 2 tablespoon dried minced onions 1 (2.25 ounces) jar sliced dried beef, chopped (about 3/4 cup


whereisbrandon101

What's Beau monde? Meat in dip is coming dangerously close to the "cannibal sandwich," which I've heard is also served on RyE bReAd too. Who knew there was such a deep world of rye bread weirdos?


uneducatedexpert

Never heard of the cannibal sandwich before, had to look it up! For others like me, it’s raw beef and some onion slices on rye bread, a Wisconsin winter snack.


theodopolis13

Typically, the beau monde blend combines celery seed, onion powder, and garlic powder, but personal taste dictates that pinches of cinnamon, ground thyme, or basil also have room in the spice blend.


jasnel

Thank you!


-DizzleDrizzles-

I was intrigued as well. I’ve never heard of such things.


SpringTraps

Put it all back into the bag, tie the bag up and then find your roommate. Starting hitting them with the bag until they understand what they did.


babyEatingUnicorn

Yes and then I shall rub his nose in the reminisce of his sins


TwiceTheSize_YT

What kind of cinnabon shit is this? As a finn i love rye bread but this thing is insulting


DuckRubberDuck

As a Dane I agree, our rye bread is very different than this


Markov219

Fucker needs to go.


babyEatingUnicorn

I'm going to need his first born son after this atrocity


Markov219

Screw that he might do it too. His line can't be trusted.


babyEatingUnicorn

Agreed lol off with his head


ryanderkis

That's neat. What species is he?


babyEatingUnicorn

Fuktardian


Natural_Drawing_9740

This comment out if all of them had me busting up laughing the most omg …tears😂


Beneficial_Being_721

When roommate is confronted…. I bet he “Rye’s” about eating all the middles.


babyEatingUnicorn

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂


B33fY_Ch33ZiT

Lol Savage!


Stunning_Grocery8477

crumble it up into crumbs and spread it between his sheets


Misfit_Sally

Maybe it was a defective loaf.... have you never bought a loaf that had a bubble in the center?


ssamsamm

The MONSTER!! Also, what is Rye Bread Dip??


babyEatingUnicorn

Special place on hell for that guy and it's like a sour creme based dip it's really flavorful and delicious lol


Pete_D_301

Sounds like you should increase the rent payment on him.


arcadia_2005

That's messed up...


Good-Constant-6487

Well we know where their toothbrush is going now 😁👌🤗


Realistic_Hat_750

That's the most american rye bread I've ever seen.


Laagsus96

That’s not rye bread my friend


dinosw

That doesn't look like rye bread.


Luolatrollrc

I dont even care that your roommate did that, what the hell kind of rye bread is that :D


FKN_LAIRY

I've never seen marbled rye bread before, interesting


TheJayman2

What kind of person eats bread like that, is he an effing savage


[deleted]

What's even more perplexing is why you posted this in the mildlyinfuriating section when this is clearly myroommateishumangarbage section.


ozark43

I was once angry at my husband for something stupid. His favorite thing after work is oreos and milk. I bought double stuff oreos, ate the center out of every single one, put the empty cookies back on the package and then resealed the top. He was so angry he almost stroked out It was 100% worth it.


adamicoarts

??????? Did they think you wouldn’t notice or where they just really high?


Present-Resolution23

They definitely owe you some dough for that. 😁


johntwoods

Bet his name is Ryan.


TheFrakkinKraken

Ryan Seecrust


808Botofish

That’s some Cartman nonsense


Informal_Bus_4077

That's what I was thinking with the chicken skins


Wonderful_Painter_14

Rye would he do that?


[deleted]

You did this for updoots, don't lie.


[deleted]

Some people pay extra for gluten-free.


Existing_Reaction_88

Why does your roommate hate you?


babyEatingUnicorn

My cat pissed in his laundry basket one time 🙄🤣


Existing_Reaction_88

Well if your cat did that, he obviously deserved it.


babyEatingUnicorn

I stg that's what I said. Like what did you do to her for her to pee on your stuff when she's potty trained she's like 7 lol 😆 she drags his clothes down the steps too sometimes


optimistic-kong

Evict.


browncoat47

So do you need a place to hide her body?


babyEatingUnicorn

His° and yes. I already have a shovel and some lye


IAmTheRamenMonster

Dick move


pupper_time

This is no longer mildly infuriating but actual rage inducing.


babyEatingUnicorn

Agreed I felt the vein in my temple pop out


Nickthedick3

+1 vote on throwing crusts at said roommate


FREE-AOL-CDS

Is rye bread dip any good? What’s the flavor?


babyEatingUnicorn

Yesss it's good it almost resembles ranch but like way more sophisticated it has a little zing but not too strong. It's a sour cream based dip . Highly recommend for a late night snack


broadcaster44

Rye bread has dip?


Gunnut1941

What did you do to piss that man off


Natural_Drawing_9740

Lol I think his 🐈‍⬛pissed in his chonies … still this is an overreaction although I bet he was laughing his drunk ass off when he did it, prolly though it was quite a hoot


WatcherOfAtrocities

That's fucking hilarious


chuckbglass710

Is it Cartman?


mikeyt1515

Wtf is rye bread dip


PalaSS9

I’d be so mad that I would have to start a rye it


ramblinman1085

Damn, your mom eats rye bread weird.


UrNixed

if you are friends with your roommate this is pretty funny and wholesome prank. If you are not friends though...thats malicious to a slightly worrying level due to the time involved


ImVeryGlitchy

Permission has been granted for homicide


yodavesnothereman

Have you thought about putting some kind of Catcher In The Rye?


Suspicious_Dawg

Probably not wise to live with a serial killer.


yeetusman101

Throw your roommate out of the window


After-Adhesiveness-2

And people wonder why I'm not a people person..


UndeadPhysco

Christ this sub has gone to shit. Anyone who actually believes this is real need's serious help.


PhilosopherFuzzy7511

Hands would have been thrown that night.


blasphem0usx

TIL there's rye bread dip.


Sartres_Roommate

Don't worry, no jury would convict you....do it!


Unsuitablerubbers

And this is why i no longer have room mates. I accept that the extra expense is worth not having to deal with this fuckery.


LittleSoftPaw

I would make the roommate pay for another bag, then, I'd find a breadbox that has a lock mechanism on it so the fucker can't steal my shit.


trigunnerd

Someone posted the other day a photo of their bread that looked similar. The middle had a big air bubble, leaving mostly crust. Maybe that's what happened? (I promise I'm not your roommate)


powpow198

String em up


RemoteLostControl

Get out while you still can, your roommate sounds like a psychopath


jigilous

You did this.