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How my brother cuts the watermeloon

How my brother cuts the watermeloon

WTFrenchToast1

You don't have a watermelon. You have a rindmelon.


final41

Lol


MysteryBlue

That watermelon doesn’t even look ripe…


S420KEd

More water and less melon


BoobaFatt13

The Lacroix of watermelon


Kaiden92

I’ve never seen an incorrect watermelon before. Now I have.


FooltheKnysan

that's why you slap it


broken_foxes_gang

Lmaooo


The_Big_Dickker

That looks like such a disgusting watermelon.


FrankDonato28

I think there is a different problem than your brother cutting it.


Village-Idiot-savant

Whitermelon.


Electrical_Force_973

Thats racist. Just cuz its mealy and rindy it has to be a WHITERMELON????


Toppest_Dom

Do you prefer purpler melon


AbbreviationsSafe277

It is literally the color white.


Canadian_chair

Why is your watermelon made of meat


broken_foxes_gang

Yes


Canadian_chair

Yes


PenguinYT_1

I'm more infuriated by the watermelon itself Doesn't even look like it should be eaten


GreenHooDini

That is the worst watermelon I have ever seen.


MisterSparkle3

What a mealy-ass watermelon!


Nox_Echo

that fucking thing aint even ripe


quarrelsome_napkin

It'll never be ripe


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zoahporre

Or even yellow but not this shit


quarrelsome_napkin

Yellow watermelons are GOATED


zoahporre

im a weirdo and actually hate watermelon of any variety :P but ill admit they look good


Diabeetus-times-2

maybe let it ripen before you eat it


jayhl217

Bro that ain't watermelon 💀💀💀


bigbaitsbigbass

That's no melon just water.


Comfortable-Public68

I would not eat that melon


broken_foxes_gang

I've lost my appetite after that anyways


Chillycows

bro I don’t care how your brother cuts the watermelon wtf is that watermelon it’s like all white and no red were do you shop Iceland?😂


DrLongNipples

They used way too many hormones to grow that melon. Yikes


WhatInYourWorld

I didn’t know you could buy ham with the seeds still in it.


BotanicFurry

Yoo this shit looks more like the original non cultivated watermelons than the ones we have today. Wouldn't wanna eat it but pretty funky.


Top_Yam_6628

Clearly your brother never played fruit ninja


broken_foxes_gang

Lmaoo


SweetTeaGardenz

At this point it’s just water


fitshucker69

That ham bro.


The_Arabian_King

Played too much Minecraft


gfbf-shared

What kind of god grows such an abomination?


quarrelsome_napkin

And then they say God loves us SMH


Regina_Farewell

The watermelon looks pussyish


Ok_Frosting6152

As a wise man one said *delete the kid fam*


wholesome_geek_

That watermelon claps when the plane lands


dancingbaby2

You have two problems: A shitty melon A brother


broken_foxes_gang

Yes


shrimpussy

I know beauty is in the eye of the beholder but that thing is the ugliest and most depressing watermelon I have seen.


gibberishmaster69

Watermelon^2


CCMeltdown

How you spell watermelon.


Ferkkobun

This may be the worst watermelon I’ve ever seen


broken_foxes_gang

Yes


Aggressive_Focus1476

That's a little psichopath


dopamine_deprived_

That’s the worst watermelon I’ve ever seen and I literally cut watermelons at work everyday 😂


LilyCanadian

That watermelon looks disgusting


Reeeeeeeeper

The watermelon deserved it, it looks disappointed


quarrelsome_napkin

That's by far the ugliest, most fucked up, saddest watermelon I've ever had the displeasure of laying my eyes on. Get rid of it.


Stwusserman

I'm more so questioning the watermelon than the cut.


Pepe_Biondi_

I’ll like it week done ..


GamingPotato12341

It looks like a guava


Cniwa89

He's probably cutting it fucked up so he doesn't get any of the sides


shishi15

I know that shit tastes like tv static


Melo4RB2

Why does the watermelon look like tuna


ShadowtheHedgehog_

Couldn't even wait for it to ripen?


whittybutonshrooms

That watermelon is disgusting holy crap-


cs-John

Bruh that is actually ingenious... But how is there so many seeds??


Verified_Peryak

Even the watermelon is mildlyinfuriating


broken_foxes_gang

Yes


Oddity46

The cutting isn't the issue here...


Sad-Fix4643

How your brother chooses watermelons.


pocket_burrito

What a mad man. Bet he eats the crust of his pizza first, tii


conkernutmc

bro where the fuck did you get a medieval watermelon from, that's the kind of crap you'd rent out in the victorian era alongside a pineapple to impress dinner guests


TheNetherPaladin

What kind of watermelons are you getting… First of all, most obviously, why is the green part so big?! There’s like no juice in that And ik he probably cut the more red parts out but there’s barely any red there? Also isn’t this kinda small? I can’t rly tell cause it’s a picture but it *looks* like it should be larger


SeriousGaslighting

I didn't know you could order your watermelon 'rare'.


Embarrassed_Log8344

You've got bigger problems than your brother cutting the melon


AbbreviationsSafe277

Thats.. how you're supposed to cut a melon.


broken_foxes_gang

.


Duck_Burger

that's wasnt a wateemelon yet. the seeds arent even black. u gotta be more patient


Bruh8276

Meatmelon


SeaAddition4239

Kill him