By - Whooshifyouaregay
Germany. Don't even bother
Ok, let‘s talk about our history.
Poor bastard's getting nuked with comments
132 in 30 minutes
Sweden, give me your worst
Your most famous restaurant is ikea
That just hurts man
Is there anything down under that won't kill you?
The quokka, those cute little Basterds are actually considered as the world's happiest animal.
They might not kill you but they will sacrifice there baby
The spiders and insects are basically from an alien planet
Your English accent.
New Diet Russia: Now with Extra Sugar; you grow Instagram models on trees. *just don’t take their makeup off or use natural light on them!*
If that's what i learned in Breaking Bad is true then y'all must have a pretty big meth/drug problem
They do. More meth labs have been found in the CR than any other european country
You bow to nobody, my Czech friend!
That only works on football fans
aint u all born with football tshirts?
Yes, I had mine surgically removed and was subsequently disowned by my parents
Your president treats your native people like garbage
You're being too kind saying just "garbage"
Yeah you’re right
Come on op, it's Brazil, you don't even need to try that hard to find something a lot worse, try again, you're too soft
Heute erst gestohlen, morgen schon in Polen
sure but statistically there are more (for example) car robbery in Germany, than in Poland 🤓
Cause the good cars are in Germany and not in Poland
Your food is comparable to a witches brew
That's mean, It's not bad
You could soak a slice of Polish bread in water for half an hour and then take it out and snap it in half.
stfu before i beat you to death with said bread loaf xD
Dont get me started on panzerwafles (polish army rusks, that people sometimes use as target practice and can withstand a shot from a non-lethal weapon)
Your Camping vans besiege our wonderfull Autobahn, like our Tanks did a few years ago.
It’s too hard to find netherite there
I actually laughted at this one you bastard 😂
Your football team
Thats so true ngl
How is that an insult 👀
You saw them playing lately?
Also, nobody said something about insults
Has a Politician who believes in the world order and is a conspiracy theorist.
Alright then, Scotland.
nice King u got recently
I prefer the previous model tbh
*nervous mafia sounds*
Italians did more damage to America in newyork then in ww2
That's only a bad thing if you're American.
Not really, it goes to show how more powerful the mafia can be than the government's fucking military.
they just ain’t got food, not much else to say really, some big ass foreheads also
You guys would rather go to war than see someone cook a non authentic cuisine of yours
Pizza is more famous than the country itself
You guys are commenting too fast , there 80 comments in 20 minutes
I’ll reply to each country once so I can reply to others
My dad went to Ireland and when he got into a cab the driver offered him a beer after 2 minutes of talking
You say alcoholism, I say politeness.
Irish people don't have a problem with alcoholism, they have the a problem with sobriety just loke young lasses have a problem with virginity. They keep losing it.
Cork repuplic 4eva....... god i miss those years
What’s bad is that I can’t think of something negative about Denmark (maybe how the food is bland but that goes for most European countries). Den mark is like the role model country that other countries should strive for
- good safety
- good education
- workers are paid handsomely
- interesting history
- mandatory laws that benefit workers
- one of the happiest countries
- one of your people invented Lego
You broke the rules of your own game
Pov: op is from Denmark
I am not , I am from the Middle East and here’s proof ([here](https://imgur.com/a/p2R25sn)) in the photo it’s me , my cousin and my grandpa who’s wearing traditional middle eastern clothing ( I don’t want to show a picture of me now cause I’ll expose too much information to a bunch of strangers )
Don't worry we are all friends here.
I challenge you to say something nice about Hungary
They have an unique culture, language and history
I was born in Nepal
Your flag is like the kid that’s trying to be diffrent
Lmao that's the good one
Russia, you don’t even know where to start
I can sum up Russian history in 5 words. “And then things got worse”.
Your country is drowning
I am from Finland I have no idea what you are talking about, could you explain
Had to look that up but holy shit you right
Technically the post-ice-age glacial-rebound means that we are gaining land-mass from the sea some of m^(2) every year
One of the least remembered South American countries
I'm from VietNam mate , tell me some
You are only remembered as a country that fought with America … and that was 50 years ago
good point , its long time ago we have many things u know
Vietnam is dope. Great food, super nice people, great sights. And you have a cool habit of beating the crap out of colonizing nations.
thanks friend appreciate it !
Japan, bring it on
School girls are sexualized
Holy crap he really knows us
You'll never get Malvinas back.
You can’t even sleep on your own bed
Too much obsidian to get there
Your country had to change their name cause people confused them with a bird
no one realy asked for it only our president want to change the name lol
Your only purpose is to help Finnish get cheaper drinks
I'll let you say 10 things
Over processing food
Spending 700b dollars on the military instead of college education
Celebrating war crimes
Old people running the country despite common knowledge that people over the age of 70 should work for the sake of their own health
The only 1st world country without free healthcare
Cafeteria food in public schools
Israel (from someone who's living in there its way wors then it seen from outside)
Every month a new minister
You started the both world wars and blamed Germany for it
Is that the country with big spiders and Vegemite
Yes, and the kangaroos, how could you forget?
That one weird painter
Art school rejects
South Africa. Yes there's alot wrong lol, name one without racism and corruption
Slums : some slums are so dangerous and unsafe that the authorities banned any officers from going into some slums cause it was too risky
Not my country, but
How tf did Lichtenstein even become a country
Ask it to Bismark
That sounds like what you'd name an aquarium
Your country used to be a good place for education and a rising economy
Now you are facing multiple crisis
How’s your economy?
Fucking damn it. This one hurts even though I'm not Greek.
USA, but I challenge you to say something unrelated to healthcare, food/obesity, or living standards.
School cafeteria food in public schools
Couldve just said school shootings
Didn’t want to say obvious things
You have ohio
Geo knowledge 👍
Alaska too cold
Germany i mean we did nothing wrong ;)
Are you sure about that?
You sure you did nothing wrong?
Oh god i forgot we are truly monsters
14 march 1939
Belgium, what about that country
Well i am from Austria do your worst.
PS: please be a little more creative than Mustach man was born in Austria.
You conquered 25% of the world looking for spices yet your food is still bland
Oof so true
Not a bad word to say about Finland it seems, and I agree.
yes caste system is shit
yes it is kind of misinterpreted too
You treat cows better then you treat women
atleast they can be loyal tho
Do I have to explain ?
slightly angrier italians
try canada, i heard everyone there is nice
Treatment of natives
Well, that’s going to be easy: Germany
who who was actually german, was actually bad?