T O P
Krziyj

Germany. Don't even bother


TheMuffinTV

Til Schweiger


Krziyj

Markus Söder


UnblackMetalist

Daniel Küblböck


s1nnY323

Ok, let‘s talk about our history.


Vengir_

Let's not


Fifanathan_yt

o/


NunjaMaster

Der Wendler


Nigirandyo247

Poor bastard's getting nuked with comments


Whooshifyouaregay

132 in 30 minutes


parezzz

Sweden, give me your worst


Whooshifyouaregay

Your most famous restaurant is ikea


TakeMeToThatOcean

That just hurts man


Yilkic

LOLOL


drakonsdi

Surströmming


RetroWave64

ɐᴉlɐɹʇsn∀


woshuaa_

🕷️


schreibtourette

Is there anything down under that won't kill you?


RetroWave64

The quokka, those cute little Basterds are actually considered as the world's happiest animal.


Realistic_Nail7868

They might not kill you but they will sacrifice there baby


Blight_Plasma

The spiders and insects are basically from an alien planet


SummeryBlue

Your English accent.


Kadidavik

Czech Republic


ItJustWorks2020

Porn everywhere


modsswimwithfish

New Diet Russia: Now with Extra Sugar; you grow Instagram models on trees. *just don’t take their makeup off or use natural light on them!*


Jannik0433

If that's what i learned in Breaking Bad is true then y'all must have a pretty big meth/drug problem


TilbtyKing021

They do. More meth labs have been found in the CR than any other european country


women_respecter8

Fap material


500pesitos

You bow to nobody, my Czech friend!


LMLima172

Brazil


I_Am_Steve_Roggers

1-7


LMLima172

That only works on football fans


silver-for-monsters

aint u all born with football tshirts?


LMLima172

Yes, I had mine surgically removed and was subsequently disowned by my parents


PotatoKing822

o7


Whooshifyouaregay

Your president treats your native people like garbage


LMLima172

You're being too kind saying just "garbage"


Whooshifyouaregay

Yeah you’re right


Illustrious_Look_758

Come on op, it's Brazil, you don't even need to try that hard to find something a lot worse, try again, you're too soft


Bamco_

Brazil


LMLima172

Fair enough


WOJTAZJASZ

Poland


UnblackMetalist

Heute erst gestohlen, morgen schon in Polen


MistelDrutel

sure but statistically there are more (for example) car robbery in Germany, than in Poland 🤓


alexo42069

Exactly


Sueleman05

Cause the good cars are in Germany and not in Poland


DerG3n13

Schlimm sowas


CocoJumbo7710

Your food is comparable to a witches brew


WOJTAZJASZ

That's mean, It's not bad


Smokweid

You could soak a slice of Polish bread in water for half an hour and then take it out and snap it in half.


Red_Skull1

stfu before i beat you to death with said bread loaf xD


ere15xkmcPL

Dont get me started on panzerwafles (polish army rusks, that people sometimes use as target practice and can withstand a shot from a non-lethal weapon)


CocoJumbo7710

It’s rancid


omidhhh

Witcher*


Witchsorcery

Netherlands


Consistent_Poet_2467

Your Camping vans besiege our wonderfull Autobahn, like our Tanks did a few years ago.


Johnny_Slayz

It’s too hard to find netherite there


Witchsorcery

I actually laughted at this one you bastard 😂


UnblackMetalist

Your football team


FrostingEqual3182

Thats so true ngl


RareSmurf1227

How is that an insult 👀


UnblackMetalist

You saw them playing lately? Also, nobody said something about insults


jahahasper

Heineken


Yolostijn22

Has a Politician who believes in the world order and is a conspiracy theorist.


Mysterious-Pay3309

Alright then, Scotland.


silver-for-monsters

nice King u got recently


Mysterious-Pay3309

I prefer the previous model tbh


Ansuku2

No EU


SummeryBlue

Glasgow.


BITY_btw

Italy


UnblackMetalist

*nervous mafia sounds*


Whooshifyouaregay

Italians did more damage to America in newyork then in ww2


shirukien

That's only a bad thing if you're American.


alexiey_2077

Agreed


Upstairs-Ad-8382

Not really, it goes to show how more powerful the mafia can be than the government's fucking military.


1hm1nen

Ethiopia


scat1-1

they just ain’t got food, not much else to say really, some big ass foreheads also


Moist-Sheepherder290

You guys would rather go to war than see someone cook a non authentic cuisine of yours


RareSmurf1227

Pizza is more famous than the country itself /s


Whooshifyouaregay

You guys are commenting too fast , there 80 comments in 20 minutes I’ll reply to each country once so I can reply to others


No-Razzmatazz-3031

Ireland


Whooshifyouaregay

Alcoholism My dad went to Ireland and when he got into a cab the driver offered him a beer after 2 minutes of talking


Kadgrin

You say alcoholism, I say politeness.


Aixina

Irish people don't have a problem with alcoholism, they have the a problem with sobriety just loke young lasses have a problem with virginity. They keep losing it. Cork repuplic 4eva....... god i miss those years


CycleZealousideal773

Denmark


Whooshifyouaregay

What’s bad is that I can’t think of something negative about Denmark (maybe how the food is bland but that goes for most European countries). Den mark is like the role model country that other countries should strive for - good safety - good education - workers are paid handsomely - interesting history - mandatory laws that benefit workers - one of the happiest countries - one of your people invented Lego


deltasphinx

You broke the rules of your own game


RareSmurf1227

Pov: op is from Denmark


Whooshifyouaregay

I am not , I am from the Middle East and here’s proof ([here](https://imgur.com/a/p2R25sn)) in the photo it’s me , my cousin and my grandpa who’s wearing traditional middle eastern clothing ( I don’t want to show a picture of me now cause I’ll expose too much information to a bunch of strangers )


bonapartista

Don't worry we are all friends here.


macmacmacmacdickmac

For now...


IloveReddit3000

I challenge you to say something nice about Hungary


Parralonger

They have an unique culture, language and history


ArticFox583

I was born in Nepal


Whooshifyouaregay

Your flag is like the kid that’s trying to be diffrent


Spicy-hot_Ramen

Lmao that's the good one


JaqeMate64

Russia, you don’t even know where to start


El_UniBeard

I can sum up Russian history in 5 words. “And then things got worse”.


Sivusta_seuraaja

Finland


Whooshifyouaregay

Your country is drowning


mr_bernari

I am from Finland I have no idea what you are talking about, could you explain


Sivusta_seuraaja

Had to look that up but holy shit you right


Salmonman4

Technically the post-ice-age glacial-rebound means that we are gaining land-mass from the sea some of m^(2) every year


kRapha

Paraguay


Whooshifyouaregay

One of the least remembered South American countries


Shot-Feed9051

I'm from VietNam mate , tell me some


Whooshifyouaregay

You are only remembered as a country that fought with America … and that was 50 years ago


Shot-Feed9051

good point , its long time ago we have many things u know


Minute_Difference_96

Vietnam is dope. Great food, super nice people, great sights. And you have a cool habit of beating the crap out of colonizing nations.


Shot-Feed9051

thanks friend appreciate it !


Silverfish45

Bulgaria


nyeesgogo420

Japan, bring it on


Whooshifyouaregay

School girls are sexualized


Apprehensive-Yam2707

ARGENTINA PAPÁ!


Whooshifyouaregay

Very corrupt


LucashRules

Holy crap he really knows us


esteman_barco

You'll never get Malvinas back.


Nigel2602

the Netherlands


Whooshifyouaregay

You can’t even sleep on your own bed


Capable_Ad657

Too much obsidian to get there


Neppkun

Turkey


Whooshifyouaregay

Your country had to change their name cause people confused them with a bird


yigithan_2504

no one realy asked for it only our president want to change the name lol


jostein33

Norway


BlitzKriegPop9

Estonia


PrevAccLocked

Your only purpose is to help Finnish get cheaper drinks


XxCyber_knightxX

I'll let you say 10 things [ America]


Whooshifyouaregay

Gun crime School shootings Detroit Obesity rate Over processing food Spending 700b dollars on the military instead of college education Celebrating war crimes Old people running the country despite common knowledge that people over the age of 70 should work for the sake of their own health The only 1st world country without free healthcare Cafeteria food in public schools


Tomatoze2410

Israel (from someone who's living in there its way wors then it seen from outside)


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[удалено]


Didoun

Giga chad


SenpaiHentaii_

España hermano


Adrianovich06

Perro Sánchez


Pokenare

Austria


leoemi

Every month a new minister


NamelessName69

You started the both world wars and blamed Germany for it


Whooshifyouaregay

Is that the country with big spiders and Vegemite


New-Engineering1483

Yes, and the kangaroos, how could you forget?


KiOfTheAir

Hitler


kriegerdesmets

That one weird painter


KiOfTheAir

Art school rejects


Nigirandyo247

South Africa. Yes there's alot wrong lol, name one without racism and corruption


Whooshifyouaregay

Slums : some slums are so dangerous and unsafe that the authorities banned any officers from going into some slums cause it was too risky


UnblackMetalist

Not my country, but Liechtenstein


Whooshifyouaregay

How tf did Lichtenstein even become a country


Mahou_Game

Ask it to Bismark


brothegaminghero

Sealand


coffee--beans

That sounds like what you'd name an aquarium


Charming_Rope5329

Iran


Whooshifyouaregay

Your country used to be a good place for education and a rising economy Now you are facing multiple crisis


gear256

Greece


Whooshifyouaregay

How’s your economy?


StandNameIsWeAreNo1

Fucking damn it. This one hurts even though I'm not Greek.


Challengeanything

USA, but I challenge you to say something unrelated to healthcare, food/obesity, or living standards.


Whooshifyouaregay

School cafeteria food in public schools


Trxsh216

Couldve just said school shootings


Whooshifyouaregay

Didn’t want to say obvious things


Short_Name3603

You have ohio


PandaGamer8999

school shootings


RareSmurf1227

Geo knowledge 👍


UnblackMetalist

Alaska too cold


DoorknockerY

Germany i mean we did nothing wrong ;)


UnblackMetalist

Are you sure about that? You sure you did nothing wrong? What about…. Dieter Bohlen?


DoorknockerY

Oh god i forgot we are truly monsters


ShadowBedliss176

Slovakia


laliGeldi67

14 march 1939 No offense


progamerkruydt

Belgium, what about that country


Dastardy

Portugal.


Whooshifyouaregay

Pick pocketers


Mister_M613

Well i am from Austria do your worst. PS: please be a little more creative than Mustach man was born in Austria.


CurtleDave

England


Whooshifyouaregay

You conquered 25% of the world looking for spices yet your food is still bland


aeristheangelofdeath

Oof so true


NamelessName69

Finland


ThenIndependence4502

Not a bad word to say about Finland it seems, and I agree.


andreidg97

Romania.


Anony_Innominate

India yes caste system is shit yes it is kind of misinterpreted too


Whooshifyouaregay

You treat cows better then you treat women


rachit_g

![gif](giphy|SvdooBFQEPrFKwPeLX|downsized)


Anony_Innominate

atleast they can be loyal tho


73837658

Germany :)


Whooshifyouaregay

Do I have to explain ?


UnblackMetalist

Sachsen


Killua46

Markus Söder


eggthatdoesntcrack

Der Maggus


Artiphyss

France


Whooshifyouaregay

Tourist scams


Moist-Sheepherder290

slightly angrier italians


UnblackMetalist

Too easy


Toastermatronic

try canada, i heard everyone there is nice


Da_man57

Treatment of natives


berendbever

The Netherlands


MrM5872

Lithuania


Large_Orchid4025

Bulgaria


Bluee_Shad0w

Norway


AmbitiousEarth9056

Iran


DaDripGod4

New Zealand


kenu_der_allerechte

Deutschland


X05Real

Well, that’s going to be easy: Germany


SoakingEggs

who who was actually german, was actually bad?