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Creative-Solution

Took me long to figure out what was happening XD I though he was diving into popcorn or flowers or something


Awall00777

What is he jumping into I can't even tell


BeatTaco

💵


MakoLov3r

Don't i look like a million I'm bout to clean out the safe


Puzzleheaded_Pack_31

Imagine the papercuts


Artiom4ikReddit

Worse, the infections you're gonna get, because money clearly isn't the cleanest thing ever.


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I'm looking forward to the coke going right into my blood stream


HippoNebula

r/suddenlyJojo


Catstronaut42

It’s positively disgusting. Money is filthy. I wash my hands after handling any bills or coins, because yikes. Source: background in Financial Systems


Redditor_M_Ali

Just put it in some boiling water


BillyWhizz09

Unless you can afford new money


I9Qnl

I don't think it's dirtier than swimming in a random lake.


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Those aren't paper cuts.... Oh wait you're talking about the dude in the gif and not rainbow girl.


Herotaca5

For a solid second I read ‘The Rapist’ instead of ‘Therapist’ and lemme tell you, that fuckin changes things.


TommyBologna_tv

dyslexia gang sound off hahaha


Mission-Economics-65

Happy cake day motherfucker


TommyBologna_tv

<3 mfer!


stop_the_cap-

lol happy cake day


SummerNothingness

there's a classic SNL skit where someone impersonating sean connery makes the same mistake during jeopardy


thndrbrd87

I’ll take The Rapists for 600 Alex -Daryl Hammond playing Sean Connery


SummerNothingness

daryl hammond! thank you.


Rya_chan

This took me so long to get because I just woke up and kept reading it as “The Rapist” and was just utterly confused


IndianaGeoff

No Billy no, don't touch the rainbow.


finnegan_finn

*Taste the rainbow*


Glazeddapper

"But father... I must"


marianamagical

Sean Connery on SNL Jeopardy sketch " I'll take the. Rapist for $200" will Ferrell as Alex tribeck "that's therapist..." Lol reminded me of my fave SNL sketch 🤷😆


IndianaGeoff

Suck it Trebek.


Memer_02

Is that money ?


Mr_Coffee1412

Yes.


Temporary_Quiet2531

As someone with rainbow hair, I can conifirm, I probably need therapy.


Might__E

pretty sure most people do, or if not needing it, ir certainly could help


ComfortableDate48

Then go


Solomon_Gunn

Therapy is expensive, and people are poor


New-Acanthisitta4392

Well in sweeden Therapi is free


gamingknight47

just get money then. Istg people these days


bbro444

just buy some money. duh


samjenkins377

Not poor enough if they’re buying 7 different shades of hair dye


Zkyaiee

Hair dye is far less expensive than therapy lmfao


Acog_Quarks

You know a lot offer free first visits. Also if you don’t spend money on stupid shit you might afford it.


Solomon_Gunn

Oh what stupid shit am I buying?


Echoes-jojo

Isn't it difficult to maintain rainbow hair?


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Aris-john

Yes you do since you use emoji's in reddit.


napstablooky_

Scrooge Mcduck mode unlocked


daniballeste

So let’s start with your father-


No-Imagination-OG

Or lack of father


beaniejell

I wish we had different colors for different mental illness


jonnyd93

Bro blue for depression, red for anger management issues, etc


ROCK_Shibaru

Bro I wanted to dye my hair in red but I just have depressison... I don't want people to misillness me


TarantulaCollector

What would green be? Envy and jealousy of everyone who is successful?


Komallionide

What color for psychopathy?


Sn0w_L30p4rd

White I think, because you look pure but still do gruesome things under it


Mr_Coffee1412

None, no one shall know your true face.


Komallionide

What if there's one external person who knows everything?


Mr_Coffee1412

I'm not a Psycho, I have no idea.


Komallionide

Your input is still valuable though lol


Mr_Coffee1412

Act like nothing is happening, if they try to "expose" you just act that those are just lies, don't loose your shit, act normal, calm.


rex_aliena

Blond


panthers1102

You shave your head, but miss a few spots on purpose


necriavite

My hair is currently blue, so I guess I would need to dye it since I don't have depression lol! What colour code do you think ADHD should have? Hot pink maybe? Or a 50/50 green and yellow like a Vyvanse spansule?


laserwolf07

anxiety is piss yellow??????


Then-Clue6938

That'd be a great way to guarantee abusive behavior towards people with mental illnesses.


CelestialFalkon

We do, though. Have you seen those different gender flags? Lol -For legal reasons, this is a joke


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No_Distribution8626

cringe


David050707

Least cringe space engineers fan


notoriousBONG

Guarantee this person has neopronouns.


ePhrimal

Why are you saying that? What exactly would them using neopronouns for themselves entail?


notoriousBONG

Just a way of saying this person seems like a 'professional victim'.


Damnthatsabig

Based


BiscuitNIWASHI

Other way around, their lack of humor ensures they have neopronouns


NaziRacistHomophobe

she/her they/them check its profile


nhadams2112

Cry about it dumbass


NaziRacistHomophobe

transformer detected, opinion rejected


nhadams2112

Firstly, dumb joke Secondly, I'm not trans


schrenjaminsstift

In case you aren't joking (i hope you are) Where was he being transpgobic? Edit: hehe, he did the [unavailable]


hostilee47

saying that genders somehow equal mental illnesses and defending it with the shitty excuse that it was a joke


schrenjaminsstift

He didn't ever say that genders equal mental illnesses, he only made a joke because gender flags are rainbow color Also it IS a joke, so no excuse there


hostilee47

>We do, though. Have you seen those different gender flags? Lol said right under a joke about mental illnesses, and considering hes talking about the *flags* hes most likely on about the actual gender itself. he might be talking about the flag; if thats the case, its still not funny. its just bad. edit: again, it doesnt matter if its a joke or not (which it isnt), its actual transphobia. its like me saying vile things about a minority and when people come after me for it i say "its a joke" and suddenly it was all fine.


schrenjaminsstift

Not finding it funny is okay, but why do certain people like you instantly feel attacked and say someone is racist/sexist/transphobic because of a joke that isn't even offensive? I just don't get it


hostilee47

because it is acual transphobia dude. i dont understand how you cant grasp that, jesus. if i made a joke about something that is negatively about you or a minority, you would be atleast uncomfortable with it. i can understand why its a bit annoying; some people in the lgbt community do actually pull stuff from their ass and call it homophobic or transphobic; *this is genuine transphobia though.*


schrenjaminsstift

It isn't transphobia to make a joke, or else every joke ever would be racist and transphobic or something, this is just how jokes work. Also if you make a joke about me, i am totally fine with it, like any normal human being wich isn't overly sensitive.


NaziRacistHomophobe

fuck transport, walking is better 😎


BiscuitNIWASHI

Ratio


icallhacks2020

Profile pic 👌🏻🔥💯


deemion22

colored hair = mental illness in majority of cases


The-Riskiest-Biscuit

What if the therapist has rainbow hair…?


misterharris1

Okay, as I guy I have always wondered why does coloring your hair wild colors coincide so much with instability? I want to hair a females perspective on this.


MaiconErick

Well I'm a guy but I can relate. Changed my hair 4 times in less than a year, blue, blonde, ginger.. I'm very depressive, idk why but I feel like I don't have problems when I'm messing with my hair. I don't feel like I'm a different person when I look into the mirror, but it's nice. For a while at least.


misterharris1

That feels pretty honest, I switch up my beard if I’m in a rough spot. I do like the sense of change and newness.


Olivia_Richards

https://youtu.be/vfbaC7lS9Pk


pezgirl247

Dudes are afraid when women show their freedom to be themselves by coloring their hair brightly. It’s possible since the trend started with goths and antisocial folks (it used to be very difficult to get a job if your hair was an odd color) that people (incels) correlate brightly colored hair with mental illness. It could also be the correlation of Bright colors and not giving an F what people think about you, with neurodiversity. Which many still classify as “mental illness,” though neurodiversity does come with anxiety and depression.


WintryInsight

Right. You can’t not expect weird looks and awkward social instances when going to office to work while having bright, neon, rainbow coloured hair. There’s a difference between letting people use their freedom and people not understanding how social normals work.


pezgirl247

Totally valid. What is disturbing is the number of guys that diss women with brightly colored hair. Absolute hate. If you don’t like something, just pass by. It’s not for you.


The_Flurr

Progressive people tend to be more open and honest about mental illness, and tend to adhere less strictly to traditional appearance expectations.


misterharris1

Makes total sense to me. Especially the freedom piece and not caring about social norms as much.


Acog_Quarks

No i think it’s more of the fact that women that dye their hair that way are actually just batshit crazy


ShittestCat

Eh, just stick with severe schizophrenia. Not worth it.


Nokhodsiah

I don't get it


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People with colorful hair/ crazy style are stereotyped into having a lot of mental illnesses


RandomGuy98760

And even some others fake illnesses.


thesoapmakerswife

Which is also an illness I’m sure.


deemion22

don't think its a stereotype


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Bih be crazy yo


puppylust

Someone with rainbow hair needs a lot of therapy


Nokhodsiah

thanks but 2 question 1- why? 2- how it related to video? many thanks


Pythagoras_314

1. Idk it’s just a joke by now, maybe cuz they try to make themselves noticed cuz no one ever noticed them before? 2. They need a lot of help, so they go to the therapist often, which gives said therapist a lot of revenue.


TerminatorAuschwitz

I didn't realize it was money he was jumping into which made it confusing for me. Thanks for clearing that up.


Safe-Heron9809

As a guy with rainbow hair although admittedly only one color at a time, I hate attention. I just like colors lol I also definitely need a lot of help, but I sure as fucking hell ain't talking to a therapist about


TerminatorAuschwitz

You need a lot of help but "sure as fucking hell ain't talking" to someone who is literally trained to help you? Mkay sounds like a good idea.


BiscuitNIWASHI

As someone whose been to a therapist for reason the therapist didn’t know since I didn’t set up the meeting, as a guy, you CANNOT open up. I couldn’t explain why, but it’s basically impossible, no matter how damaged you might be you literally can’t, unless you’re part of the one percentile in which case your just lucky. I never opened up to that *trained professional* because I couldn’t. Not at all because I didn’t want to. Hell, you could give a schizophrenic man truth serum and he still couldn’t open up. So most guys can only bottle what they have and burn their dread. Mkay?


TerminatorAuschwitz

I am a man who goes to see a therapist every month and can open up.. Your comment is just a ridiculous generalization through and through. This sounds like a you problem that you're trying to rationalize by thinking it's an issue with all men. I went to 2 others before I landed with a therapist I enjoy. They have different strategies and ways of going about things. Maybe give it another go with a different therapist, they may have just not been a good fit for you.


Joicebag

Nah dude, that’s not a man thing. That’s a you thing.


LamaSovaj

Nice ! I'm one of these 1 percent and i cured my depression ! I am not lucky, i just wanted to get better and it worked.


TerminatorAuschwitz

Congrats dude! It's definitely not a 1% thing. I am and know multiple people who have been to therapists. It's helped me and then a lot as well.


BiscuitNIWASHI

Good for you man


nhadams2112

Somehow we're still stuck in 2014 stereotypes and talking points even almost an entire decade later


JoshtheKing08

Found the person with blue hair


nhadams2112

Actually my hair changes color, Chestnut curly when dry and black when wet You know, brown hair


The_Flurr

Found the guy who peaked at 12 years old.


Virginity_Eater

uncle scrooge ?


IAMSTUPIDTHO

Therapist 😃 The rapist 💀


Apprehensive_South_3

When they walk in the therapists have a mental breakdown instead


Irklord

What if someone with green hair and keeps saying. "You wouldn't get it." Walks in?


YallimTrippin

lol i wanna dye my hair and i’m getting better


SangriaUnicorn

Jokes aside, I feel like there's a shortage of therapists, to begin with. There is a long waiting list or they are either bad or not as emotionally receptive.


MakoLov3r

Eyyyyy Anderson .Paak!!!! This is from the Bubblin' music video


Nic_of_time79

My 7-year-old.has rainbow hair 😂


SleepiiFoxGirl

It's funny that in the 21st century, we're acting like boomers and giving people shit for having dyed hair, and no, don't dye my hair, grow up


Delta_br

twitter users when joke:


Hidden_Squid14

reddit users when called out for being unfunny:


Delta_br

if you're old enough to know the concept of "funny",you should be old enough to know that humor is subjective


Hidden_Squid14

Then let people criticize the stupid joke.


riell-s

it's me. i'm rainbow haired girl


BobcatPurrson_YT

I wish I could be the girl with rainbow hair~ (except I wouldn't be the bastard type)


Oobt

What’s stopping you?


BobcatPurrson_YT

I live with a sexist transphobic narcissist so I'm pretty unlucky


Oobt

Roommate, family member, or SO?


BobcatPurrson_YT

Family member


DanneArt

Why is this getting downvoted?


BobcatPurrson_YT

I have no idea, my aunt is actually a sexist transphobic narcissist and I see no problem with me saying that


Mastersteakgobbler

Based as fuck


NewAccount479909632

“Transphobic” she’s afraid of transgender people?


Then-Clue6938

and/or has a great dislike/disgust towards them. So yeah... That's the definition of the word.


deemion22

i mean they bend the definition of words to fit a narrative


Hidden_Squid14

literally the definition in the dictionary but ok sure


deemion22

and if webster changed the definition of an orange to till tilly tally willy wonker with 4 legs thats the literal literally definition right?


DanneArt

One day yall gotta learn that Transphobia, Homophobia, etc doesn't literally mean fear of that group. [https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/transphobia](https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/transphobia) [https://www.dictionary.com/browse/transphobia](https://www.dictionary.com/browse/transphobia) [https://www.collinsdictionary.com/us/dictionary/english/transphobia](https://www.collinsdictionary.com/us/dictionary/english/transphobia)


NewAccount479909632

Then don’t call it _phobia


The_Flurr

"I think I know more about language than lexicographers actuall" - this guy


BobcatPurrson_YT

Webster and Colin's both calls it irrational fear or hatred of lol


DanneArt

yes, *or hatred*


Apatheticanvil

The color of someone’s hair has literally nothing to do with their mental health.


samjenkins377

Sir, this is r/memes


Acog_Quarks

Correct but 100% of the time that colored haired person is more fucked up than the rest of us


VeggieWatts

I dye my hair for $6 bucks because I can't afford therapy


efsta1

stonks


No_University1374

Why do you hurt me this way?


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Hidden_Squid14

r/AsABlackMan


Xcalius21

Sorry that's Russian ruble


-Whorgasm-

I'm a little embarrassed to admit that I read "The Rapist" in that caption. Twice.


1800WheresMyDad

true


GoldenBlyat8BC

FREE \[\[kromer\]\] IN ESSENCE, \[\[little sponge\]\]!


_Dixie_Normus_294

Am I the only one who read that as the rapist


Komallionide

*immediately shoots down two dozen self-diagnoses*


Vice979

Can confirm. Every girl i've known that colors their hair has been this to some degree.


weenqueen69

true fact: 85% of people who die their hair are queer True fact #2: all queer people need therapy


seyh21222

You forgot the space


No-Imagination-OG

Rainbow hair, pink and purple hair, blue hair…the list goes on


LGP747

good song, im glad he made it as far as he did


tarasenko2

"I always ~~chasing~~ rainbows!"


Interesting_Dish_551

It's free real estate


Perseus2727

One in the hand one in the bag


StrangerIsDead

bro prolly drives a rolls royce


ChristianFontenot

True and sad


bikerbarbie224

100%


Away-Western4990

Loads gun* gun shots Grammar for wdit


tremosoul

I mean, rainbow hair is *e x p e n s i v e*, first to get it done, and then because "fashion" colors often just *do not last*. I've never done it because of the upkeep.