Took me long to figure out what was happening XD I though he was diving into popcorn or flowers or something

What is he jumping into I can't even tell

💵

Don't i look like a million I'm bout to clean out the safe

Imagine the papercuts

Worse, the infections you're gonna get, because money clearly isn't the cleanest thing ever.

I'm looking forward to the coke going right into my blood stream

r/suddenlyJojo

It’s positively disgusting. Money is filthy. I wash my hands after handling any bills or coins, because yikes. Source: background in Financial Systems

Just put it in some boiling water

Unless you can afford new money

I don't think it's dirtier than swimming in a random lake.

Those aren't paper cuts.... Oh wait you're talking about the dude in the gif and not rainbow girl.

For a solid second I read ‘The Rapist’ instead of ‘Therapist’ and lemme tell you, that fuckin changes things.

dyslexia gang sound off hahaha

Happy cake day motherfucker

<3 mfer!

lol happy cake day

there's a classic SNL skit where someone impersonating sean connery makes the same mistake during jeopardy

I’ll take The Rapists for 600 Alex -Daryl Hammond playing Sean Connery

daryl hammond! thank you.

This took me so long to get because I just woke up and kept reading it as “The Rapist” and was just utterly confused

No Billy no, don't touch the rainbow.

*Taste the rainbow*

"But father... I must"

Sean Connery on SNL Jeopardy sketch " I'll take the. Rapist for $200" will Ferrell as Alex tribeck "that's therapist..." Lol reminded me of my fave SNL sketch 🤷😆

Suck it Trebek.

Is that money ?

Yes.

As someone with rainbow hair, I can conifirm, I probably need therapy.

pretty sure most people do, or if not needing it, ir certainly could help

Then go

Therapy is expensive, and people are poor

Well in sweeden Therapi is free

just get money then. Istg people these days

just buy some money. duh

Not poor enough if they’re buying 7 different shades of hair dye

Hair dye is far less expensive than therapy lmfao

You know a lot offer free first visits. Also if you don’t spend money on stupid shit you might afford it.

Oh what stupid shit am I buying?

Isn't it difficult to maintain rainbow hair?

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Yes you do since you use emoji's in reddit.

Scrooge Mcduck mode unlocked

So let’s start with your father-

Or lack of father

I wish we had different colors for different mental illness

Bro blue for depression, red for anger management issues, etc

Bro I wanted to dye my hair in red but I just have depressison... I don't want people to misillness me

What would green be? Envy and jealousy of everyone who is successful?

What color for psychopathy?

White I think, because you look pure but still do gruesome things under it

None, no one shall know your true face.

What if there's one external person who knows everything?

I'm not a Psycho, I have no idea.

Your input is still valuable though lol

Act like nothing is happening, if they try to "expose" you just act that those are just lies, don't loose your shit, act normal, calm.

Blond

You shave your head, but miss a few spots on purpose

My hair is currently blue, so I guess I would need to dye it since I don't have depression lol! What colour code do you think ADHD should have? Hot pink maybe? Or a 50/50 green and yellow like a Vyvanse spansule?

anxiety is piss yellow??????

That'd be a great way to guarantee abusive behavior towards people with mental illnesses.

We do, though. Have you seen those different gender flags? Lol -For legal reasons, this is a joke

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cringe

Least cringe space engineers fan

Guarantee this person has neopronouns.

Why are you saying that? What exactly would them using neopronouns for themselves entail?

Just a way of saying this person seems like a 'professional victim'.

Based

Other way around, their lack of humor ensures they have neopronouns

she/her they/them check its profile

Cry about it dumbass

transformer detected, opinion rejected

Firstly, dumb joke Secondly, I'm not trans

In case you aren't joking (i hope you are) Where was he being transpgobic? Edit: hehe, he did the [unavailable]

saying that genders somehow equal mental illnesses and defending it with the shitty excuse that it was a joke

He didn't ever say that genders equal mental illnesses, he only made a joke because gender flags are rainbow color Also it IS a joke, so no excuse there

>We do, though. Have you seen those different gender flags? Lol said right under a joke about mental illnesses, and considering hes talking about the *flags* hes most likely on about the actual gender itself. he might be talking about the flag; if thats the case, its still not funny. its just bad. edit: again, it doesnt matter if its a joke or not (which it isnt), its actual transphobia. its like me saying vile things about a minority and when people come after me for it i say "its a joke" and suddenly it was all fine.

Not finding it funny is okay, but why do certain people like you instantly feel attacked and say someone is racist/sexist/transphobic because of a joke that isn't even offensive? I just don't get it

because it is acual transphobia dude. i dont understand how you cant grasp that, jesus. if i made a joke about something that is negatively about you or a minority, you would be atleast uncomfortable with it. i can understand why its a bit annoying; some people in the lgbt community do actually pull stuff from their ass and call it homophobic or transphobic; *this is genuine transphobia though.*

It isn't transphobia to make a joke, or else every joke ever would be racist and transphobic or something, this is just how jokes work. Also if you make a joke about me, i am totally fine with it, like any normal human being wich isn't overly sensitive.

fuck transport, walking is better 😎

Ratio

Profile pic 👌🏻🔥💯

colored hair = mental illness in majority of cases

What if the therapist has rainbow hair…?

Okay, as I guy I have always wondered why does coloring your hair wild colors coincide so much with instability? I want to hair a females perspective on this.

Well I'm a guy but I can relate. Changed my hair 4 times in less than a year, blue, blonde, ginger.. I'm very depressive, idk why but I feel like I don't have problems when I'm messing with my hair. I don't feel like I'm a different person when I look into the mirror, but it's nice. For a while at least.

That feels pretty honest, I switch up my beard if I’m in a rough spot. I do like the sense of change and newness.

https://youtu.be/vfbaC7lS9Pk

Dudes are afraid when women show their freedom to be themselves by coloring their hair brightly. It’s possible since the trend started with goths and antisocial folks (it used to be very difficult to get a job if your hair was an odd color) that people (incels) correlate brightly colored hair with mental illness. It could also be the correlation of Bright colors and not giving an F what people think about you, with neurodiversity. Which many still classify as “mental illness,” though neurodiversity does come with anxiety and depression.

Right. You can’t not expect weird looks and awkward social instances when going to office to work while having bright, neon, rainbow coloured hair. There’s a difference between letting people use their freedom and people not understanding how social normals work.

Totally valid. What is disturbing is the number of guys that diss women with brightly colored hair. Absolute hate. If you don’t like something, just pass by. It’s not for you.

Progressive people tend to be more open and honest about mental illness, and tend to adhere less strictly to traditional appearance expectations.

Makes total sense to me. Especially the freedom piece and not caring about social norms as much.

No i think it’s more of the fact that women that dye their hair that way are actually just batshit crazy

Eh, just stick with severe schizophrenia. Not worth it.

I don't get it

People with colorful hair/ crazy style are stereotyped into having a lot of mental illnesses

And even some others fake illnesses.

Which is also an illness I’m sure.

don't think its a stereotype

Bih be crazy yo

Someone with rainbow hair needs a lot of therapy

thanks but 2 question 1- why? 2- how it related to video? many thanks

1. Idk it’s just a joke by now, maybe cuz they try to make themselves noticed cuz no one ever noticed them before? 2. They need a lot of help, so they go to the therapist often, which gives said therapist a lot of revenue.

I didn't realize it was money he was jumping into which made it confusing for me. Thanks for clearing that up.

As a guy with rainbow hair although admittedly only one color at a time, I hate attention. I just like colors lol I also definitely need a lot of help, but I sure as fucking hell ain't talking to a therapist about

You need a lot of help but "sure as fucking hell ain't talking" to someone who is literally trained to help you? Mkay sounds like a good idea.

As someone whose been to a therapist for reason the therapist didn’t know since I didn’t set up the meeting, as a guy, you CANNOT open up. I couldn’t explain why, but it’s basically impossible, no matter how damaged you might be you literally can’t, unless you’re part of the one percentile in which case your just lucky. I never opened up to that *trained professional* because I couldn’t. Not at all because I didn’t want to. Hell, you could give a schizophrenic man truth serum and he still couldn’t open up. So most guys can only bottle what they have and burn their dread. Mkay?

I am a man who goes to see a therapist every month and can open up.. Your comment is just a ridiculous generalization through and through. This sounds like a you problem that you're trying to rationalize by thinking it's an issue with all men. I went to 2 others before I landed with a therapist I enjoy. They have different strategies and ways of going about things. Maybe give it another go with a different therapist, they may have just not been a good fit for you.

Nah dude, that’s not a man thing. That’s a you thing.

Nice ! I'm one of these 1 percent and i cured my depression ! I am not lucky, i just wanted to get better and it worked.

Congrats dude! It's definitely not a 1% thing. I am and know multiple people who have been to therapists. It's helped me and then a lot as well.

Good for you man

Somehow we're still stuck in 2014 stereotypes and talking points even almost an entire decade later

Found the person with blue hair

Actually my hair changes color, Chestnut curly when dry and black when wet You know, brown hair

Found the guy who peaked at 12 years old.

uncle scrooge ?

Therapist 😃 The rapist 💀

When they walk in the therapists have a mental breakdown instead

What if someone with green hair and keeps saying. "You wouldn't get it." Walks in?

lol i wanna dye my hair and i’m getting better

Jokes aside, I feel like there's a shortage of therapists, to begin with. There is a long waiting list or they are either bad or not as emotionally receptive.

Eyyyyy Anderson .Paak!!!! This is from the Bubblin' music video

My 7-year-old.has rainbow hair 😂

It's funny that in the 21st century, we're acting like boomers and giving people shit for having dyed hair, and no, don't dye my hair, grow up

twitter users when joke:

reddit users when called out for being unfunny:

if you're old enough to know the concept of "funny",you should be old enough to know that humor is subjective

Then let people criticize the stupid joke.

it's me. i'm rainbow haired girl

I wish I could be the girl with rainbow hair~ (except I wouldn't be the bastard type)

What’s stopping you?

I live with a sexist transphobic narcissist so I'm pretty unlucky

Roommate, family member, or SO?

Family member

Why is this getting downvoted?

I have no idea, my aunt is actually a sexist transphobic narcissist and I see no problem with me saying that

Based as fuck

“Transphobic” she’s afraid of transgender people?

and/or has a great dislike/disgust towards them. So yeah... That's the definition of the word.

i mean they bend the definition of words to fit a narrative

literally the definition in the dictionary but ok sure

and if webster changed the definition of an orange to till tilly tally willy wonker with 4 legs thats the literal literally definition right?

One day yall gotta learn that Transphobia, Homophobia, etc doesn't literally mean fear of that group. [https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/transphobia](https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/transphobia) [https://www.dictionary.com/browse/transphobia](https://www.dictionary.com/browse/transphobia) [https://www.collinsdictionary.com/us/dictionary/english/transphobia](https://www.collinsdictionary.com/us/dictionary/english/transphobia)

Then don’t call it _phobia

"I think I know more about language than lexicographers actuall" - this guy

Webster and Colin's both calls it irrational fear or hatred of lol

yes, *or hatred*

The color of someone’s hair has literally nothing to do with their mental health.

Sir, this is r/memes

Correct but 100% of the time that colored haired person is more fucked up than the rest of us

I dye my hair for $6 bucks because I can't afford therapy

stonks

Why do you hurt me this way?

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r/AsABlackMan

Sorry that's Russian ruble

I'm a little embarrassed to admit that I read "The Rapist" in that caption. Twice.

true

FREE \[\[kromer\]\] IN ESSENCE, \[\[little sponge\]\]!

Am I the only one who read that as the rapist

*immediately shoots down two dozen self-diagnoses*

Can confirm. Every girl i've known that colors their hair has been this to some degree.

true fact: 85% of people who die their hair are queer True fact #2: all queer people need therapy

You forgot the space

Rainbow hair, pink and purple hair, blue hair…the list goes on

good song, im glad he made it as far as he did

"I always ~~chasing~~ rainbows!"

It's free real estate

One in the hand one in the bag

bro prolly drives a rolls royce

True and sad

100%

Loads gun* gun shots Grammar for wdit

I mean, rainbow hair is *e x p e n s i v e*, first to get it done, and then because "fashion" colors often just *do not last*. I've never done it because of the upkeep.