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RunnyRose

Don't worry, the mom will just fart the baby out.


-YELDAH

Where there’s a hole there’s a way!


Brent_Weeb

and **I** wiill be leaving👉that way.


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-YELDAH

Report>spam>harmful bot This one copies other people’s comments


ParadoxicalLoop

Come here you lil shit


Mission_Grass4680

Sir, I'm afraid the hallway you're referring to is the wrong one, a queef however, yeah that works


HappyGav123

I regret having the ability to read


Agreeable-Yams8972

Then the baby all of a sudden pops out


taher882

**when the doctor a day keeps the apple away...** *reverse card intensifies*


Voldyneedsnose

an apple a day keeps the doctor away


ImportanceAmbitious9

If you throw it hard enough


FunL_

On his nuts


LordSenseye

That's a profit, it also going to avoid future doctors to come near to you. No balls = no sperm = no doctors


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_PeakyFokinBlinders_

An onion a day, keeps everyone away.


Spearmint_coffee

So *that's* why I had to stop eating at midnight the day before my scheduled induction..


Ok_Chair21

a docter a day keeps the apple away


SoilBrilliant5313

forreal


Mr_Lumbergh

Nah, just get a midwife. She'll be right.


OrneryCricket9656

just saying... It was a joke. R/woooosh


Mr_Lumbergh

It would seem you managed to woosh yourself. You know, jokes and all.


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peace-love-snacks

What did? I'm confused.


OAG_callmeoa123

_this_ happened to them.


femboy_egemen

took me ages to understand


_CoolDan_

What if she vomited the apple due to pregnancy


Vaporwave13

I'm confused


literallybandit

an apple a day keeps the doctor away homie


FlyOnTheWall4

It took me a while.


leviathab13186

I feel dumb. It took me a sec 😂


imshream

That face reaction of Mr bean never fails to make me laugh


zaeemattique

Old one but still cracks me up u/m0ni01


HORNIUSBONKIUS

finally, a post that i haven't seen before.


DangerStranger138

ngl... read it three times before I remembered the idiom lol


Sehboy

A pill a day keeps the child away


LordCrayons

Now when she has the baby will be overbaked and not suitable for consumption :(


AntiLizer1

I don't get it:/


Hexo_Micron

An apple a day keeps doctor away.


AntiLizer1

oh:| lol


stranger_dev

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imnotryuk

Based


RedditMemesAreCool12

Don’t worry, she can do it herself


Xclusivecrushr

?


qualitybro

Is the joke really just an apple a day keeps the doctor away with that gif? I wasn't getting it cause it was a very simple joke if that's the case and I was tryna over think it if this helps anybody 😭


emilylove911

But why does the doctor *want* to have the baby


Creative-Struggle941

oh well, the baby is gonna look like an apple after that


DarkNegative

now i'm not doing that


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dlaBsemeMerAtseB

Fapple


nickyhannuka

Crap baby or a shitman


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well...shit


Rjstoto96

Doctors don’t deliver babies. Midwives do 😅


attorneydummy

😜


SporkOnReddit

Wow that was really cool 👍