By - sliferra
If that’s not photoshopped I’m running for president on the promise I’ll nuke Australia
That's the underside of his bed, it's the size of a hand.
Im not arachnophobic, but the way that picture is taken makes it look wayy out of proportion and frankly terrified me
Same, I thought it was inside of a crack den and it looked like a big dog.
Hmmm …. Benson.
Me: Where did we leave the box with the big red button?
Benson: Next to the night stand sir.
Cuz this is a spider from the hood. Lost two legs learning the streets
I'm arachnophobic and I'm having a heart attack right now
Is that somehow better ?
Not as bad as a wall sized spider with millions of hand sized babies
Yeah, I think I’m calling it quits on this thread guys.
yeah let’s bounce
I would light my bed on fire if that was living under it.
SIZE OF HIS FUCKING HAND? NAH NUKE THAT SHIT RN FUCK THAT
Still, shits pants
Are you sure?
Yess, I check the [source](https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.ladbible.com/news/news-man-finds-spider-the-size-of-his-hand-breeding-under-his-bed-20211014.amp.html) and got relieved, phew.
Bitch your fucking *relieved?*
I’m terrified now
I have the exact same Ikea bedframe and can't unsee it now
Imagine nuking Australia and now we have radioactive mutant giant spiders
Bravo Six going dark.
Well then we'll all be glad Australia is an island
Giant spiders with wings
Well It turns out it isn’t photoshopped but it’s under his bed according to u/Drake_xahu source so I believe we should be expecting you on the news
In 15 years when I’m old enough
Are you 3 years old?
This photo was taken in Ecuador and the spider is native to South America.
But don't let that change your stance on Australia. A whole lot of scarier shit down here.
especially those damn jurassic descendants Cassowary. As Casual Geographic rightly said: "If Steve ain't fucking with em, what makes you think I'll fuck with em?!"
Ooh an Australian who changed his accent for us! Fancy
[Not photoshopped,](https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/man-finds-huge-venomous-spider-25214723.amp) this happened in Napo province of eastern Ecuador. It’s a Brazilian wandering spider.
It's not photoshopped. It's allegedly under a bed.
Here’s hoping it’s photshopped
I mean there's that bird eating spider
NO SAUCE IS NEEDED FOR SPIDER
thanks i came on my keyboard
lol what? you jerk on it?
I'm on mobile so I dont know how to link things. But if you type Brazilian bird eater you'll see what they are
then you are nuking the wrong place bc this is in brazil
ig you gotta nuke Australia
Plz no. I'm too young to die
Dw I can’t run for another 15 years… but then watch out
It’s in Brazil. The spider’s name is “Aranha Armadeira” or “armed spider” and it’s poison makes your dick hard for a few hours then possibly die
Sounds like this spider should be studied more
Actually it’s from this poison that viagra pills are made
Wow, that makes sense. I was going to be amazed if no one was on top of this yet.
Australia doesn’t have the most venomous spider. The Brazilian wandering spider lives in brazil
In this image this spider is having 6 Limbs, but Bro spiders has 8 limbs, this is definitely a photoshop LOL
It's not, but the perspective makes it seem large. Also the caption is misleading, it isn't the most venomous spider in the world, but it is one of the most venomous. It's a Australian spider, and from what I've seen from other sources a photographer found it under his bed and took this picture. Not sure if that's entirely accurate either though.
It is photoshopped, that big spider has 6 legs however all spiders have 8 legs
The front four legs are together
Sorry fair enough, I stand corrected
I genuinely wish you were right lol
It's not photoshopped but this spider is small. This is an underside of a bed, not a whole wall like it seems.
Sir, I would like to inform you that you are 80% wrong
Absolutely worth my free seal award
*Target locked: prepare to fire*
i don’t want to have mutant wall sized spiders
Wow im glad i saw this before bed! Nothing like the image a spider infested room to help me fall soundly asleep.
Yes, fainting is a viable option as sleep
hours of sleep without the rest, sounds wonderful.
Lucky for you
That’s actually the underside of his bed…
Im armed with an orange peel and a cat incase of emergency so i should be good.
It was in a hotel in Brazil. This Photographer won award for this photo.
So that’s a Brazilian Wandering Spider? Then the headline is actually correct?
I thought that was just a huntsman spider and this was just clickbait!
And someone actually got close enough to take this picture. Fuck that.
Don't panic guys, it's the size of a hand and it's the underside of his bed.
DON'T PANIC!?! THERE ARE LITERALLY THOUSANDS OF THE LITLLE DEMON SPAWNS UNDER THERE. HOW THE FUCK AM I NOT GONNA PANIC!!
Atleast it won't chase you down the woods if you try and burn the house like Jurassic Park.
"don't panic it's the size of his hand"
Don't panic, you probably won't even notice them crawling under your covers...
That’s not his home anymore
spiders be like *our home*
It's a Brazilian wandering spider
I like the part that it’s Brazilian, but I don’t like the “wandering” part.
Grab a lighter and a can of deodorant
Call John Goodman
The house goes up in flames, the owner “there she blows”
**burn the house down starts playing in the distance**
Would you want a flaming spider running towards you?
Just nuke the whole city
Isn't that spider.from Brazil
So guys this is what my tenant found and I need your help to solve the problem with this animals in the property
Can you guys tell me how much animals there are so I can charge him for the "No Pets" rule?
I’m having an anxiety attack just looking at this
Yall got flame throwers? Or a firebender? Idk man. Just call anyone who can spit fire cuz this is an Avengers level threat
That's That's owner of the house
I'm quite glad there are no spiders that have a 6' leg span.
Fuck it, burn the country
Kill it with Fire!
I'm calm, I'm fine, I'll just look under the bed to see if I can figure out that noi... b-b-b-big sp-sp-spi... I... I... I'M NOT CALM! I'M NOT FINE! Runs out of room making Barry Allen look like a sloth.
Literally just torch the house
If that is real I’m no longer willing to live on earth😳
[Happy "living-above-the-50th-parrarel" noises]
This is not photoshopped it's just a matter of weird perspective. The photo is taken under a bed, so the spider is not that large
This is why we should burn Australia and florida
Wandering spiders are from Brazil
Yeah but still
I like em submissive and breedable
Stop. Get help. Please. Stop.
Can confirm 100% real, happened 2 blocks down from me in Australia
How have you not blown up your neighbourhood yet?
Believe me I tried, but he said they were his pets, don't want him going John Wick on me...
At this point something needs to be done about the amount and size of these terrifying creatures in Australia
Normal day here in Australia, I see nothing weird about this picture.
How do you sleep?
First reflex was to skim through the picture looking for the word Australia
Mmmm... No thank you I'm gonna move *Grabs suitcase*
Call in the napalm strike
I’d burn it down too..🥴
I wouldn't even deny it. I'd just show them pictures and say "you get it".
*Fuels up flamethrower with fiery intent*
If climate change makes sure that this creepy thing will extinct, i all for it.
I hope for everyone's sake that's a short 2 inch wall and not a regular 7 ft wall
That's at least a Brazilian wandering spiders
It's flamethrower time.
How kill it with fire started:
WHAT THE FUCK 0w0
I have a question the babies are sized as a human hand?
**my neck itches 0_0**
Nope nope nope nope nope nope nope NOPE
I thought spiders have 8 legs
This isn't edited. It's just forced perspective.
Looks like a huge open room, in reality. It's probably inside a drawer or under a bed.
I would not just nuke it I would make a explosive full of bug spray and launch
in first glance I thought this was a basement
Well he'll need a lot of bug spray then.
Ah its jost a toiny litt'l sphida moit
Shotgun be loaded.
so that's where frank wandered off to
I would pledge my alliance to my new spider overlord and hope it takes pity on me
I feel like I saw this on reddit a few days ago, wasn't this under somebody's bed?
That's a weird looking dog
I say we get the SCP foundation on it. It may not have anomalous powers but they are the only thing that can capture this thing.
What in the MOTHER UFCK??? Is the big one photoshopped on? Please? GAH!
It under his bed. The prospective makes it bigger.
That picture was taken under his bed
remember guys the bigger the spider gets the more scarier they become. y’all sure you wanna wait until they are DANGEROUSLY BIG when you can just run the next election and ERADICATE THEM before they grow?
Clean under your bed people and don't move to Australia. Holy shit.
I want one comment for every upvote on this post, no more, no less
Think y’all can do that?
Let me guess, Australia?
kill it! kill it with fire!
That. Looks like a wall...
I don’t think fire will do it. In think you have to nuke this one.
Am I the only one who for a second thought that this was in a full size room and that the spider was the size of a man
Burn the fucking building down
wait some spiders can have 6 legs?
idk if this is photoshop or not
i would rather huge 4m tall spiders over spiders that are 0.2m tall and about a meter wide because 4m tall spiders cannot hide under my bed
Yep, that a while lotta "NOPE! TIME TO NUKE THE HOUSE" moment
If r/fuckaustralia doesn’t already exist, it needs to
you need a fucking shotgun to kill that mf
This brasilian spider’s poison causes you to have an painful erection and then die.
2 words” burn it”
Decided to Google "Brazilian Wandering Spider". Didn't expect this tidbit:
What happens if you get bit by a Brazilian wandering spider?
*The spider is the Brazilian wandering spider (Phoneutria nigriventer). Bites from that spider are intensely painful and "can cause priapism, a potentially harmful and painful erection that can last for many hours and lead to impotence," states an American Heart Association news release.*
i’m arachnophobic and i want to shoot myself over and over again
Let me guess... Australia?
Casually moving out of the country if this ever happens to my home
If you see that spider or any of its spawn again, start fucking shooting... Then burn the house down... then blow it up... you can always buy a new one....
I thought the spider was as big as it looked lmao
Burn it. Burn it to the ground.
This is one of those moments you really hope that it’s fotoshop.. and you kind of know but still there is that small part of you that’s afraid it’s not 😂
Why does it only have 6 legs