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sliferra

If that’s not photoshopped I’m running for president on the promise I’ll nuke Australia


Drake_Xahu

That's the underside of his bed, it's the size of a hand.


stronknt

Im not arachnophobic, but the way that picture is taken makes it look wayy out of proportion and frankly terrified me


Drake_Xahu

Same, I thought it was inside of a crack den and it looked like a big dog.


incognito--bandito

Hmmm …. Benson. Benson: Yes? Me: Where did we leave the box with the big red button? Benson: Next to the night stand sir. Me:Ahh, yes.


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incognito--bandito

Cuz this is a spider from the hood. Lost two legs learning the streets


Alive-Noise-8362

I'm arachnophobic and I'm having a heart attack right now


Still_Night_110

Is that somehow better ?


Drake_Xahu

Not as bad as a wall sized spider with millions of hand sized babies


chefofthejungle

Yeah, I think I’m calling it quits on this thread guys.


Fit-Huckleberry-682

yeah let’s bounce


AmbitionSpecialist

I would light my bed on fire if that was living under it.


Cdntrooper19

SIZE OF HIS FUCKING HAND? NAH NUKE THAT SHIT RN FUCK THAT


Ok-Suit7995

Still, shits pants


sliferra

Are you sure?


Drake_Xahu

Yess, I check the [source](https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.ladbible.com/news/news-man-finds-spider-the-size-of-his-hand-breeding-under-his-bed-20211014.amp.html) and got relieved, phew.


Gaffclant

Bitch your fucking *relieved?* I’m terrified now


kpcwazabi

I have the exact same Ikea bedframe and can't unsee it now


baqer637485959

Imagine nuking Australia and now we have radioactive mutant giant spiders


xTheVyrusx

Bravo Six going dark.


Vwgames49

Well then we'll all be glad Australia is an island


VirtuoSol

Giant spiders with wings


Vwgames49

https://c.tenor.com/YAMFbZFQ4y8AAAAC/odin-help.gif


sliferra

nO


flytime_

Well It turns out it isn’t photoshopped but it’s under his bed according to u/Drake_xahu source so I believe we should be expecting you on the news


sliferra

In 15 years when I’m old enough


UtsavTiwari

Are you 3 years old?


blothhundrr

This photo was taken in Ecuador and the spider is native to South America. But don't let that change your stance on Australia. A whole lot of scarier shit down here.


SpaceJunkieVirus

especially those damn jurassic descendants Cassowary. As Casual Geographic rightly said: "If Steve ain't fucking with em, what makes you think I'll fuck with em?!"


Terraintaker

Ooh an Australian who changed his accent for us! Fancy


Ball-Bag-Boggins

[Not photoshopped,](https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/man-finds-huge-venomous-spider-25214723.amp) this happened in Napo province of eastern Ecuador. It’s a Brazilian wandering spider.


ProfDumm

It's not photoshopped. It's allegedly under a bed.


Zeustrus

Here’s hoping it’s photshopped


iam_nyth

Its brazilian


dragonsshieldGTA

I mean there's that bird eating spider


yeetman177013

sauce?


RdxTheFishGod

NO NO SAUCE IS NEEDED FOR SPIDER


Lork82

[sauce](https://youtu.be/cBL-5mOGHt8)


yeetman177013

thanks i came on my keyboard


KamiZae

lol what? you jerk on it?


dragonsshieldGTA

I'm on mobile so I dont know how to link things. But if you type Brazilian bird eater you'll see what they are


galmenz

then you are nuking the wrong place bc this is in brazil


je_naime_pas_French

ig you gotta nuke Australia


TayTayIsTrans

Plz no. I'm too young to die


sliferra

Dw I can’t run for another 15 years… but then watch out


JoJomusk

It’s in Brazil. The spider’s name is “Aranha Armadeira” or “armed spider” and it’s poison makes your dick hard for a few hours then possibly die


dark_blue_7

Sounds like this spider should be studied more


JoJomusk

Actually it’s from this poison that viagra pills are made


dark_blue_7

Wow, that makes sense. I was going to be amazed if no one was on top of this yet.


SnAK-103

Australia doesn’t have the most venomous spider. The Brazilian wandering spider lives in brazil


Midoriya_izuku_Ultra

In this image this spider is having 6 Limbs, but Bro spiders has 8 limbs, this is definitely a photoshop LOL


NateTheGreater1

It's not, but the perspective makes it seem large. Also the caption is misleading, it isn't the most venomous spider in the world, but it is one of the most venomous. It's a Australian spider, and from what I've seen from other sources a photographer found it under his bed and took this picture. Not sure if that's entirely accurate either though.


finjago06

It is photoshopped, that big spider has 6 legs however all spiders have 8 legs


DalekSupreme0307

The front four legs are together


finjago06

Sorry fair enough, I stand corrected


DalekSupreme0307

I genuinely wish you were right lol


mintberrycthulhu

It's not photoshopped but this spider is small. This is an underside of a bed, not a whole wall like it seems.


Lysergic-D

Sir, I would like to inform you that you are 80% wrong


Starft

Absolutely worth my free seal award


sliferra

Nuking Australia=wholesome? *Target locked: prepare to fire*


PtreamX

i don’t want to have mutant wall sized spiders


MyImaginaryGFLeftMe

Wow im glad i saw this before bed! Nothing like the image a spider infested room to help me fall soundly asleep.


AL164

Yes, fainting is a viable option as sleep


MyImaginaryGFLeftMe

hours of sleep without the rest, sounds wonderful.


Extension-Musician-1

Lucky for you


VirtuoSol

That’s actually the underside of his bed… Sorry


MyImaginaryGFLeftMe

Im armed with an orange peel and a cat incase of emergency so i should be good.


Denyiy

It was in a hotel in Brazil. This Photographer won award for this photo.


Solid_Snark

So that’s a Brazilian Wandering Spider? Then the headline is actually correct? I thought that was just a huntsman spider and this was just clickbait!


LPKKiller

And someone actually got close enough to take this picture. Fuck that.


Drake_Xahu

Don't panic guys, it's the size of a hand and it's the underside of his bed.


Stella-Mira

DON'T PANIC!?! THERE ARE LITERALLY THOUSANDS OF THE LITLLE DEMON SPAWNS UNDER THERE. HOW THE FUCK AM I NOT GONNA PANIC!!


Drake_Xahu

Atleast it won't chase you down the woods if you try and burn the house like Jurassic Park.


SufficientReception7

"don't panic it's the size of his hand"


[deleted]

Don't panic, you probably won't even notice them crawling under your covers...


Stlechamans

That’s not his home anymore


Nuno2769

spiders be like *our home*


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r/SuddenlyCommunist


Choice-Ad1390

It's a Brazilian wandering spider


Stock_Exit

I like the part that it’s Brazilian, but I don’t like the “wandering” part.


Frikandelneuker

Grab a lighter and a can of deodorant


Mecha_Malcolm

Call John Goodman


ChefDry2044

The house goes up in flames, the owner “there she blows”


queijo-cheddar

**burn the house down starts playing in the distance**


ItIsYeDragon

Would you want a flaming spider running towards you?


Chaos_realestate

Just nuke the whole city


queijo-cheddar

Oh god


Choice-Ad1390

Isn't that spider.from Brazil


Steepisfun

Fucking aragog.


OXWylde

Am


YellowAndGreen1

So guys this is what my tenant found and I need your help to solve the problem with this animals in the property Can you guys tell me how much animals there are so I can charge him for the "No Pets" rule?


ExpertCube14

I’m having an anxiety attack just looking at this


RetaredWeeb

Yall got flame throwers? Or a firebender? Idk man. Just call anyone who can spit fire cuz this is an Avengers level threat


diedwitharagingboner

That's That's owner of the house


Karest27

I'm quite glad there are no spiders that have a 6' leg span.


migviola

Fuck it, burn the country


AbjectTrust579

Kill it with Fire!


HighlightOld8381

I'm calm, I'm fine, I'll just look under the bed to see if I can figure out that noi... b-b-b-big sp-sp-spi... I... I... I'M NOT CALM! I'M NOT FINE! Runs out of room making Barry Allen look like a sloth.


acole25

Literally just torch the house


SpyGirl24

If that is real I’m no longer willing to live on earth😳


Majestic_Bierd

[Happy "living-above-the-50th-parrarel" noises]


six-of-nothing

https://www.reddit.com/r/NatureIsFuckingLit/comments/q7b632/handsized\_brazilian\_wandering\_spider\_and\_her/hgi6bn3/?context=3


Neenchuh

This is not photoshopped it's just a matter of weird perspective. The photo is taken under a bed, so the spider is not that large


swagdaddy27

This is why we should burn Australia and florida


joeisnotasquirrel

Wandering spiders are from Brazil


mouthgmachine

Yeah but still


JoeMamaGameEnded

I like em submissive and breedable


RomanTheAccuser

Stop. Get help. Please. Stop.


lonathtech

Can confirm 100% real, happened 2 blocks down from me in Australia


winguin_

How have you not blown up your neighbourhood yet?


lonathtech

Believe me I tried, but he said they were his pets, don't want him going John Wick on me...


Provolone_chees

At this point something needs to be done about the amount and size of these terrifying creatures in Australia


Archplayz

Normal day here in Australia, I see nothing weird about this picture.


Savagely_Rekt

How do you sleep?


Archplayz

Hope


AhegaoQueen888

[this ](https://youtu.be/WUhOnX8qt3I)


Super_Cheburek

First reflex was to skim through the picture looking for the word Australia


YourTrueLocalWeeb

Mmmm... No thank you I'm gonna move *Grabs suitcase*


70701

Call in the napalm strike


PuroTejana

I’d burn it down too..🥴


Sad-Winner5764

I wouldn't even deny it. I'd just show them pictures and say "you get it".


HomieDaClown9

*Fuels up flamethrower with fiery intent*


Aaaaryannn

If climate change makes sure that this creepy thing will extinct, i all for it.


doctorfruitpunch

I hope for everyone's sake that's a short 2 inch wall and not a regular 7 ft wall


amateurexpert01

That's at least a Brazilian wandering spiders


lonewolf1346

It's flamethrower time.


TheMasterOfGamez

How kill it with fire started:


Baconator47558

WHAT THE FUCK 0w0


Diogolindo91

I have a question the babies are sized as a human hand?


Reindeer-Vast

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA


[deleted]

**my neck itches 0_0**


leavemealoneaaa

Nope nope nope nope nope nope nope NOPE


RecommendationOk517

I thought spiders have 8 legs


KillingPixels-1

This isn't edited. It's just forced perspective. Looks like a huge open room, in reality. It's probably inside a drawer or under a bed.


Xx_Snailicorn_xX

Ac-130 above


Ttbyt

I would not just nuke it I would make a explosive full of bug spray and launch


Jonathan_theXavier

🗿


glitch2009

in first glance I thought this was a basement


gohguy1213LOL

Well he'll need a lot of bug spray then.


AdditionalPie9826

Ah its jost a toiny litt'l sphida moit


jjhyygn

Shotgun be loaded.


Itsh_Who0ps

so that's where frank wandered off to


DeltaJayHawk

I would pledge my alliance to my new spider overlord and hope it takes pity on me


[deleted]

I feel like I saw this on reddit a few days ago, wasn't this under somebody's bed?


Mr-Pea

That's a weird looking dog


BryceDaBestBowler69

I say we get the SCP foundation on it. It may not have anomalous powers but they are the only thing that can capture this thing.


Savagely_Rekt

What in the MOTHER UFCK??? Is the big one photoshopped on? Please? GAH!


Full_Moon_20

It under his bed. The prospective makes it bigger.


pepesAdvocato

That picture was taken under his bed


eli9tails

remember guys the bigger the spider gets the more scarier they become. y’all sure you wanna wait until they are DANGEROUSLY BIG when you can just run the next election and ERADICATE THEM before they grow?


SallyO420

Clean under your bed people and don't move to Australia. Holy shit.


Dontwjdj

I want one comment for every upvote on this post, no more, no less


Dontwjdj

Think y’all can do that?


Argentax

Let me guess, Australia?


heeroena

kill it! kill it with fire!


immastubatingtojoe

That. Looks like a wall...


Cabbage_Corp_

I don’t think fire will do it. In think you have to nuke this one.


AlbinoEnderMan

Am I the only one who for a second thought that this was in a full size room and that the spider was the size of a man


The711Slurpee

Burn the fucking building down


JamesonWithAP

which one


Bruh_Huan

wait some spiders can have 6 legs? idk if this is photoshop or not


Calvincake911meme

i would rather huge 4m tall spiders over spiders that are 0.2m tall and about a meter wide because 4m tall spiders cannot hide under my bed


lonakermy

Yep, that a while lotta "NOPE! TIME TO NUKE THE HOUSE" moment


Stella430

If r/fuckaustralia doesn’t already exist, it needs to


asdburakdsa

you need a fucking shotgun to kill that mf


JoJomusk

This brasilian spider’s poison causes you to have an painful erection and then die.


Joshthesmoothieman

2 words” burn it”


Acceptable-Pick-3695

Midnight snack


The_Reaper_956

*softly* don't.


NJTrash

Decided to Google "Brazilian Wandering Spider". Didn't expect this tidbit: > What happens if you get bit by a Brazilian wandering spider? > *The spider is the Brazilian wandering spider (Phoneutria nigriventer). Bites from that spider are intensely painful and "can cause priapism, a potentially harmful and painful erection that can last for many hours and lead to impotence," states an American Heart Association news release.*


Fit-Huckleberry-682

i’m arachnophobic and i want to shoot myself over and over again


T_dogg9001

Let me guess... Australia?


_weeb_willow_

Casually moving out of the country if this ever happens to my home


DLPautang779

Forbidden spices


_Dead_Man_

If you see that spider or any of its spawn again, start fucking shooting... Then burn the house down... then blow it up... you can always buy a new one....


LordReega

Nuke it


BluTofu8

I thought the spider was as big as it looked lmao


godseeker165

Burn it. Burn it to the ground.


abigail_mar

This is one of those moments you really hope that it’s fotoshop.. and you kind of know but still there is that small part of you that’s afraid it’s not 😂


chill69nice

Why does it only have 6 legs