Proceed, and fear no evil!
By - T-Saxon242
teal. It had better be a tank or some sort of sword.
Also only to be used when the enemy is bending over
i would say double axes just like the Viking Berserkers
Double axes were not used by vikings, pls stop spreading myths and promotion of fantasy vikings.
I'm fun at parties btw
No you are not fun at parties
lol imagine having to say you're fun at parties
pretty sure it was sarcasm
Same im taking a shit
Lets gooooooo 😆
You're now a spartan
No shirt? I’m not even wearing skin
HAHAH WE DINE TOGETHER IN ODIN'S HALLS BROTHER!
Me too bruh
Your nipples will become penises and it'll squirt poison if you masturbate
I guess I just swing it around?
No, you have a throwing knife. Dickhead blocked.
I’m shirtless. A single knife? It’s a 3-pack at least on Amazon
You’re driving a tank.
The other guy wearing teal is so pissed
I want a tank!
The poor other guy
It’s ok, he just wanted toes anyway
A crude club
according to your avatar it didnt go to well
Hmm yes. You’re meant to point it at the enemies…
*Pyro muffling intensifies*
You have a throwing axe. Blocked the comment sniper.
Shaolin chain whip.
Yes I like that
A badass greatsword
lmao why are getting so downvoted
It's a reddit moment, let it be for all is right in the land
Shhh, you'll just make yourself a target for the hivemind
Use your hammer on the hivemind
Sorry for all the hate. It makes sense to me from a Dark Knight perspective. Hope this helps as a consolation prize.
he fucks his enemies to assert dominance
What is the point of a short spear I thought the whole idea is that they were long
That’s mostly true, spears are generally long with the only exception being when they are not. These are know as short spears.
Yeah but why
Shorter spears would probably work better with things like shields as it’s easier to wield one handed
a white one?
White with a green gradient
I forgor 💀 who used that weapon I wonder who they are
I'm sure this will be on hot tomorrow. So here, take my upvote before you leave, adventurer.
Hail, and well met!
Its already on hit
Not tommorow but you got it right
nope, already here
A nice lime green
A toy gun
Give me a nerf gun some tacs and frog poison then we can talk
A short sword.
is it made out of copper
The most powerful weapon in the galaxy
Makes sure to save it for when you beat moonlord.
This is ……… acceptable
Can you fuck people with that fucking dagger?
Samurai armor. Of course it’s a samurai colored shirt. I’m not here to break the rules or anything.
At least give me a sword…
Royal Blue with grey sleeves
Thank you sire!
Red, white, & blue
… I’m not gunna make it
Giant battle axe.
Mostly blue but has horizontal white stripes
White with a bit of grey
This where OP went to sleep. I hope I get one.
A grey one
in between purple and pink somewhere
Nice I like ranged weapons
I’m wearing military green with white accents at the moment.
Alright not a bad blade. I’m satisfied.
Not wearing a shirt
A big rock.
Shaolin Meteor Hammer.
a shirt with bt-7274 on it
damn I was really hoping for bt-7274
You get the fold weapon
considering the small scale fold weapon blew a moon out of existence, if I get the full scale it’s gonna be a wrap for whoever I’m fighting
Let me know when you're gonna fire that thing, I'd rather be standing behind you than anywhere in front
ok so what’s this button do
Mongolian Horse Bow.
Had to Google this one! Looks like a fine piece of work :)
Thank you craftsman!
Onward we go, Kinsman!
Pink, White, and blue flannel.
Dark green...like really really dark green
beige like my future
Two handed mace.
Two handed sword