T O P

Proceed, and fear no evil!

Proceed, and fear no evil!

I-Want-Your-Toes

teal. It had better be a tank or some sort of sword.


T-Saxon242

Dagger.


I-Want-Your-Toes

Also only to be used when the enemy is bending over


Veridis_Quo_32

Shirtless


zerofirehardt

i would say double axes just like the Viking Berserkers


Dan_gunnar

Double axes were not used by vikings, pls stop spreading myths and promotion of fantasy vikings. I'm fun at parties btw


AetherCoreX

No you are not fun at parties


Dan_gunnar

Duhhh


GrandPlat3

lol imagine having to say you're fun at parties


MrDabliu

pretty sure it was sarcasm


Dan_gunnar

exactly


MANGO48LOCO

Same im taking a shit


lumal6

lmao


OWhedonist

Bro samee


MANGO48LOCO

Lets gooooooo 😆


BTTC_Unit

Same


SlurpeyDuckey

You're now a spartan


BBQ_Cookie135

No shirt? I’m not even wearing skin


AetherCoreX

Same


Gundamepyon35

HAHAH WE DINE TOGETHER IN ODIN'S HALLS BROTHER!


SMELLY__SOCKS

Me too bruh


BillyBobthe4

Same


Polar115woof

Your nipples will become penises and it'll squirt poison if you masturbate


iHumanNotJoking

Coffin


Veridis_Quo_32

I guess I just swing it around?


T-Saxon242

No, you have a throwing knife. Dickhead blocked.


MeatforMoolah

I’m shirtless. A single knife? It’s a 3-pack at least on Amazon


luftwaffeovereurope

Teal


T-Saxon242

You’re driving a tank.


xconvict_147

The other guy wearing teal is so pissed


Camgrowfortreds

I want a tank! Dagger


Just_A_Horny_Furry_1

Ooohhhhh rip The poor other guy


AnthoMaXX

It’s ok, he just wanted toes anyway


Jak_ratz

None


T-Saxon242

A crude club


TimePapaya6423

green


T-Saxon242

Longbow.


fierce_monger

Jean blue


T-Saxon242

Flamethrower.


fierce_monger

Lesss goo


-Dead-Man-Walkin-

according to your avatar it didnt go to well


Rayzy72

Hmm yes. You’re meant to point it at the enemies…


Sn0wCha0s

*Pyro muffling intensifies*


sristisen

red


T-Saxon242

You have a throwing axe. Blocked the comment sniper.


sristisen

thanks OP


Smooth-Jazz-Kemble

Black


T-Saxon242

Flail.


The_Cloudberry

Dark blue


T-Saxon242

Shaolin chain whip.


PhDinThuganomics

Nice one


Chipchocl845

Sick


animesimper420

Black…


T-Saxon242

Warhammer.


K1nar

Yes I like that


iHumanNotJoking

A badass greatsword


Rodd_H117

lmao why are getting so downvoted


Kulog555

It's a reddit moment, let it be for all is right in the land


Hunter5865

Shhh, you'll just make yourself a target for the hivemind


AnarchistTimeCrystal

Use your hammer on the hivemind


IntrovertedMaster

Sorry for all the hate. It makes sense to me from a Dark Knight perspective. Hope this helps as a consolation prize.


redSplashu

sea blue


T-Saxon242

Seax!


DirePantsX

Sex?


NotAYoutubeEmpIoyee

he fucks his enemies to assert dominance


bigboibogai

white


T-Saxon242

Short spear


zzombie119

What is the point of a short spear I thought the whole idea is that they were long


chickensaladreceipe

That’s mostly true, spears are generally long with the only exception being when they are not. These are know as short spears.


zzombie119

Yeah but why


Dredgen-Vale

Shorter spears would probably work better with things like shields as it’s easier to wield one handed


zzombie119

Thank you


iHumanNotJoking

Flag


XxDoge_ManxX

a white one?


MothFucker_69

White with a green gradient


T-Saxon242

Morningstar.


Mr_Dibz-

I forgor 💀 who used that weapon I wonder who they are


The_Mclovining

Green


T-Saxon242

Spear.


ReyueNan

I'm sure this will be on hot tomorrow. So here, take my upvote before you leave, adventurer.


T-Saxon242

Hail, and well met!


NervousComfortable69

Its already on hit


yandi19900

Not tommorow but you got it right


coksucer69

nope, already here


Daddy-Chill42069

A nice lime green


iHumanNotJoking

A toy gun


Daddy-Chill42069

Give me a nerf gun some tacs and frog poison then we can talk


T-Saxon242

A short sword.


DoneItForTheMeme

is it made out of copper


DirePantsX

The most powerful weapon in the galaxy


DigoesDidIt

Makes sure to save it for when you beat moonlord.


Omega13Matt

Camo


T-Saxon242

Great sword


Stupydough

Grey


T-Saxon242

Short spear


Stupydough

This is ……… acceptable


EdTheDoggo

fucking cyan


T-Saxon242

Fucking dagger.


yourmotherfucker1489

Can you fuck people with that fucking dagger?


ReyueNan

Pink


T-Saxon242

Brass knuckles.


Pokepredator

Samurai armor. Of course it’s a samurai colored shirt. I’m not here to break the rules or anything.


T-Saxon242

Spear.


Pokepredator

At least give me a sword…


EggsBenidect

Royal Blue with grey sleeves


T-Saxon242

Lance.


Helios_OW

Purple


your-warlocks-patron

Magic duh


Helios_OW

Thank you sire!


Dagnarus3435

Red, white, & blue


T-Saxon242

AR platform.


bmo8012112020

Shirtless


T-Saxon242

Steel baton


pixell1200

Green


T-Saxon242

Longbow.


Krato_XI

Orange


T-Saxon242

Roman Gladius.


Jabbalawson-127

Yellow


T-Saxon242

Flint Dagger


Justanotherboy222

Dark Grey


T-Saxon242

Fencing foil.


Justanotherboy222

… I’m not gunna make it


Lonewol43

Light brown


T-Saxon242

Giant battle axe.


WhaleWithAFlail

Mostly blue but has horizontal white stripes


T-Saxon242

Massive Flail.


Salzare

Light Gray


T-Saxon242

Crossbow.


AdElectronic8160

White with a bit of grey


T-Saxon242

Dagger.


Hypocrit37

Green


ScorpioChrisCBH

This where OP went to sleep. I hope I get one.


MemesForLifeBuah

A grey one


some_kid8469

Nothing 😎


T-Saxon242

Iron sword.


nan0_techn0

Orange


T-Saxon242

Maul.


MisterFibster

in between purple and pink somewhere


T-Saxon242

War trident.


CanniBal1320

Red


T-Saxon242

Shepherd sling.


CanniBal1320

Nice I like ranged weapons


potatopizzaguy2020

I’m wearing military green with white accents at the moment.


T-Saxon242

Tactical Seax.


potatopizzaguy2020

Alright not a bad blade. I’m satisfied.


Pingas938

Blue


T-Saxon242

Short bow.


AuTisTic_LinK

Green


T-Saxon242

Falchion.


XillStuff

Not wearing a shirt


T-Saxon242

Club.


Pappjakke

Shirtless brotha


T-Saxon242

A big rock.


tim_the_wizard420

Blue


poisonedyoghurt

Neon orange


Ice-_-Bear

Rainbow tie-dye


BillCipher4319

lavender


T-Saxon242

Shaolin Meteor Hammer.


eatsandman

a shirt with bt-7274 on it


T-Saxon242

Irish Shillelagh


eatsandman

damn I was really hoping for bt-7274


SaltyQuest

You get the fold weapon


eatsandman

considering the small scale fold weapon blew a moon out of existence, if I get the full scale it’s gonna be a wrap for whoever I’m fighting


SaltyQuest

Let me know when you're gonna fire that thing, I'd rather be standing behind you than anywhere in front


eatsandman

ok so what’s this button do


2Hars

grey


T-Saxon242

Mongolian Horse Bow.


FRACllTURE

Grey


T-Saxon242

Scottish Dirk.


FRACllTURE

Had to Google this one! Looks like a fine piece of work :) Thank you craftsman!


T-Saxon242

Onward we go, Kinsman!


DrLie_onVPN

Gray


T-Saxon242

Longbow.


DrLie_onVPN

Fancy


CourioslyLostInTime

Orange


T-Saxon242

Throwing hammers.


JimmyJonJimSims

Rainbow


T-Saxon242

Musket.


JimmyJonJimSims

Rainbow musket?


Strawberry_Deku_Moth

Pink, White, and blue flannel.


T-Saxon242

Halberd.


JigglesPlayz

Dark green...like really really dark green


T-Saxon242

Longbow.


Infinite_Initial3463

Blue


T-Saxon242

Longsword.


Liandra24289

Turquoise green


T-Saxon242

Crossbow.


Empty-Beyond-9235

beige like my future


T-Saxon242

AK Platform.


DoneItForTheMeme

rainbow


T-Saxon242

Falchion.


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[удалено]


T-Saxon242

Two handed mace.


Pickel_Lord

Navy Blue


T-Saxon242

Two handed sword