T O P

So what is it?

So what is it?

Dennyoll

The vatican


brunooouuu

Pope Francis no


Sinor_baguette

Pope Francis YES


imirui

A shotgun loaded on pure Jesus


trapkoda

Loads shotgun with religious intent


BigSadBarbie

Bring forth the holy hand-grenade


UmbreonXYZ

Along with God's 12 Guage


xxcali559xx

Hollowed be thy frame


Kida_Kuro_Mu

Thy shotgun cocked Thy thot be gone On earth as it is in the gun range Give us this day our daily shell And forgive us for our trespasses As we shoot those who trespass in our homes


Real_Medic_TF2

Amen


AnikinsLeftArm

And lead us not, into peaceful resolvement


Specific-Ant-3065

1-2-5


Titanic_BoyYT

3 my lord


SnooCapers9249

666, them ain't even gonna touch me ngl


HappyCatPlays

r/unexpectedmontypython


Titanic_BoyYT

Nobody expects this joke, and the Spanish Inquisition.


Turbulent_Ad4090

Jedi can deflect lasers? OK, have fun with this buckshot


thatuglydudeoverhere

this is actually what the mandolorians did (I think) to counter the jedi


goldrequiem_klk

Sir I believe that isn’t enough. We need… *the crucible*


freshlettuce420

It’s the rapture rod


TheRetardedApe

The power of buckshot compels you!


axa645

Take my upvote and fuck off


Rage69420

r/angryupvote


someguythatlikesdogs

Action performed by doom guy


Lord_of_Wills

The Swiss guard are armed with super soakers loaded with holy water. Change my mind


Essay_Training

The Swedish guard (Livgardet) are armed with assault rifles loaded with lightning from Thor


angelpain

As a Swiss person, I can definitely confirm!


0815Username

He's got some big loads for some underage boys.


Nut_Chorizo

This is part of the holy breach kit. Next: bring forth the holy hand grenade.


TributeToStupidity

“I kick ass for the Lord!”


InkyBoii

It's a holy gun It makes holes


Kittens-as-mittens

A shotgun on pure Jesus load.


2020iserror

Woah there buckaroo


vTintz

What are you doing step-pope?


Heliolisk_Matt05

Forgive me daddy, for I've been a bad boy


Tuuxxedoo

"*Every day, we stray further away from gods light."*


IAMTHEDUCK12

How did this go from “what country does this image remind you of” to this?


testedbeast551

Because Pope Francis


ahsan-28-09

Holiness intensifies


SummerSquanto

For the last time it is FORGIVE ME FATHER FOR I HAVE SINNED!


Virgyvirg25

Pump Francis


newman68

It’s Japan, that’s a shōgun.


roydepoy

You forgot the T. It is shõgunt


epicfortnite69420

Why do you look exactly like me


MikeyBugs

Because you're amazing and should never doubt yourself.


M4DSCi3NCE

Vatican City babyyyy


MattOuttaHe1l

You can't bring a gun in here! This is a holy place! Yeah? Well this is a holy gun, it makes real big holys.


THICslayer

+10 holy damadge


samthekitnix

that aint a spaz 12


Tall_Zookeepergamer

florida. that's a country, right?


husker711

No no no. Florida is a *state of mind* more than anything else.


yukimarawins

As someone who lives in Florida, I can say that is a very Florida thing to say.


Ashamed-Dust-2430

Wherever two or more meth heads are gathered Florida is present


yukimarawins

Scientifically, there's a little meth in all of us.


AntiSaintArdRi

That’s more of a Texas or Alabama thing


Tall_Zookeepergamer

that was an ignorant post on my part.


lolervin

Italy when there's a pineapple and a pizza in the same room


fynn0028

Italy when you break the pasta


StephenEyman

cravings for some pasta..


Severus_Majustus

pasta la vista *loads pennette*


Venian

Nah this one is big, loads cannoli


bambamba8

Nah, we load mortars with calzoni


PilotTrex

_*pasta la pizza_


[deleted]

In Italy, it’s a crime to break pasta in half, as a result, you get shot by holy water/holy gun from the Pope.


OJandToothpaste

Can someone tell me *why* it’s forbidden to break the pasta?


Badassheaven

Italy when you put spaghetti in tacos


insolar79

Mama mia!


The_Blue_Ender

You've mama'd your last-a mia!


PizzerinoItaliano

**Aight who the fuck summoned me**


Niggy2439

i once saw a pearson washing pasta after cooking it..... she was american, and she was conducting a cooking program..... ​ ​ i mean, how desperate do you need to be to: 1) break the spagetti 2)cook them in a pressure pot (i don't know if is right, and i don care if it's not) 3) wash them under current water


Adnbo

This should be punished by crucifixion


cosmogli

Washing pasta in cold water after boiling it is a standard cooking technique to avoid overcooking it with its latent heat.


Niggy2439

are you being serious? i mean, this is not a joke


TroyMcClure0815

Dont breeeeeeake di spaghetti🤌


riisen

I always break it... Even if its not pasta


lappi99

The video with the wife was hilarious.


lorenzogiovagnoli

i’m from italy and u right


Crispy_Leek420

Sicily when [redacted]


ahsan-28-09

You mama-d your last a-mia


ThisFckinGuy

Wouldn't it just be a sawed off double barrel?


lazarbeamsbuddy

12 gauge spaz


alireza85e

Italy when you order ketchup for pizza 🍕 🍅


insolar79

Please don't do it


alireza85e

No worries, I also eat Pizza with fork and knife.


fai4636

You monster


Dn_Denn

I was thinking Italy, because it has the form of Italy.


Expert-System-1957

Poland when theres a gay person


MortalCosmic

Hungary when there’s a gay person


Mikaas-uwu

Hungary when someone is not hungry


Senju19_02

Well,you can't eat food that's covered with Greece ¯\_(ツ)_/¯


my_choice_was_taken

Especially Greece-y Turkey


Triomancer

here, you dropped this king \\


Geresznye

You are lucky to be on the Internet, nad not on the streets of Hungary. For that, there would be consequences...


Jibrilfan01

hungary when they hear this joke for the 1000000th time


onlyr6s

How does that happen in the porn capital of Europe?


xX_Dwirpy_Xx

i don't need sleep i need answers


ConsulJuliusCaesar

Looks like I’m taking a vacation for academic purposes of course.


zZoomba

ah yes the place with the most pornstars being mad about dudes having it up the ass


[deleted]

Cuba when theres a gay person


[deleted]

I read poundland lol


[deleted]

[удалено]


goat93

El Salvador, every store, supermarket, pharmacy, bank and more has guards that have shotguns like those


ccAbstraction

As far video games tell me, it's a pretty dang good shotgun. I hope they don't have to shoot anyone with 'em though...


rRaphaelooo

Switzerland


OttoVonGarfield

True


69BoJack69

Ahzeig isch dusse!


[deleted]

[удалено]


quinten69420

so I went to afghanistan, the safest place I know -technoblade


_FeSi_

A little bit "freely" quoted but okay.


__Martix

More like "I immediately went to the safest place I knew, Afghanistan and took off my disguise."


Neon_44

No, not shotguns Source: am swiss


Uncoolx2

Ya'll don't hunt birds?


scurvydog-uldum

Shotguns? I don't remember seeing many of those in Switzerland.


sunilM2

Merica'. F yeah.


callieeebaucommm

Savin’ the mutha f’n day-yeahh.


beybabooba

Guys, it's clearly Afghanistan rn. There's a new sheriff in town bois.


Only-Pool-4722

They use ak47 there they just spray and pray


aykay55

AKbar47


Echo_Oscar_Sierra

Team Afghanistan: World Police


davndreliqua

Also savin' the kids from the hell that's school, and redirecting them to heaven :)


urboijon09

MERICA. ALL GUNS BELONG TO MERICA


eh-idk

Lick our dicks and suck on our balls!


GalaxyWolf1711

Woah there fella.


TommySixx4

why the hell did clicked on that link \*sighs\*


jacksvxcvbcxbn

I'm a genuine person. I see guns, I look at the US


Ihavebadopinionssoo

It's hard not to with all the "America gun" memes on reddit


lemurlips

Terrorists your days are through CAUSE NOW YOU HAVE TO ANSWER TO


mchammerhead88

Merica Fuck Yeah!


ReginaldSwift

Freedom is the only way, yeah!


APersonThatsBetter

Gladly


Jade7666588

Afghanistan


SwashbucklingBuckle

Now that 'Murica left half their arsenal!


kentacova

Here we go again…


kiokurashi

Well it is true. Standard procedure doesn't have the military leaving behind perfectly functioning equipment, and certainly not in these numbers. Many things had to go wrong for this to happen. Unless it was someone's intent to arm the Taliban, and let corruption in the government just allow the Taliban to waltz right back into power. If that was the goal then the cards were played perfectly.


JTB696699

The equipment was left behind for the Afghan army to use, but they didn’t have control of it for very long.


blueleg44

Afgunistan


Forge_Demon

I was going to guess that


purplehazex45

Russia


Ludvich_rZ

But thats not a kalashnikov


Kalyqto

Spas-iba


TheroryGuy1

Those are Italian though.


NowLookHere113

Spas-voitye


JesusOfficialReddit

Glory to Mother Russia


sprim3

japan?


Accomplished-Heart91

Sho gun


assassincyborg99

shotto gunno


-Masderus-

Domo arigato Mr. shotgunno domo!


assassincyborg99

moshi moshi, daijobu des ka ?


FirstTimeFrest

Bueno y tu?


__Martix

Mir geht es gut, danke der Nachfrage.


ShinigamingBK201

Shinsengumi seal of approval


Yashofficail_21

Dominic toretto


drifterxpiers

"I don't have guns I have family."


CODEX_O_BARBARO

I don't fuck guns I fuck family


locagurll

Sweet home Alabama


Kirby822

PUMPua new GUNea


PickAJewX

Mozambique


NeedleTeetles

Mozambique here!


eccureuil

Shotgunia?


lazypikachu16

United Shotgun


Moonduderyan

Creative


BrokenM7

I actually thought it was Schottland, but i guess that doesnt work in english


definitivelydevilish

Saw some kid try to use one of these onehanded on Snapchat once. The recoil sent the shotgun flying back into his fucking face. Bout the funniest thing I've seen in ages.


Optimal-Paint-3495

Can i please have the video (if you still have it)


indeed123k

Cheezebuger


KurkyOkurky

The burger land


_Swa-pnil_

Uk when someone says cookies


my_choice_was_taken

Nah we dont have butter knifes let alone guns. If you do have a gun the queen pops round to your house and beats the shit out of you with a chocolate digestive biscuit


Exciting-Insect8269

Not it a matching award but it’s my free one and this comment deserved it lol


ac_nilsson

Narnia


JohnGisMe

The one inside the stable, or outside?


joemay1514

Italy. Benelli shotgun baby.


polish_cow-slayer

Burgerland


lukebomb3

That doesn’t look like an American shotgun… if I had to guess, I’d put my money on France or Germany or MAYBE Italy


crazyk0ala

It's a Mossberg 500 tactical so it's an American company and it's manufactured in either the US or Turkey.


[deleted]

Ah. So Afghanistan, then?


joemay1514

I immediately thought of Italy because of Benelli.


Simmyd08

usa


Anonymous_boii321

It's Murica punk


Simmyd08

HELL YEA


neocommenter

Pretty sure pistol grip shotguns are illegal in the US.


neocommenter

Pistol grip shotguns are illegal in the US IIRC


bulload

Mehico when you ask too much questions


NickyTheGreater

It’s a Benelli, so Italy


Mycelium_Mark

Florida


meme_dealership

Iceland. Seriously there are loads of guns but no gun crime


GalaxyWolf1711

I uhhhh, think it's uhhhh, that's gotta be.. Texas


Dannnnnnnnnchen

Merica (((fuck yeah)))


nutjob37

I'm a simple person. I see guns, I look at the US


Loaflol

Usa


Deimos_PRK

Brazilian police


D1nozinn

Brazil


prince_devit

Russia


TheMrEel

Mozambique Here!


GiornoGiovannaIsMe

mozambique?


JTJTechforce

Switzerland


MirakleMonk

Half-Life?


Tenekuro

*Me whenever i see any gun*: usa


MastodonIll7267

Not for me