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To express Masculinity

To express Masculinity

Merlijn-69

I don’t have to jump, but being 6ft in the Netherlands is normal.


mastershooter77

Me who's 6'4: *Maybe I am dutch*


Merlijn-69

Do you like cheese?


mastershooter77

I do.


Merlijn-69

Well in that käse you’re Dutch!


mastershooter77

Awesome! When do I get citizenship? I also have a dutch friend!


Merlijn-69

To be fair your better off in Germany we have super high taxes here


mastershooter77

It's okay, I don't mind high taxes lol


owNDN

Wait a minute.. do you work for the government?


Ultralink17

Rather deal with high taxes than a fucking mortgage.


NautilusGameStudios

Your hand is not your friend


mastershooter77

bruh


SavageBanana888666

I have a dutch passport and i like cheez but born in canada But my mom was born in rotterdam but dosen’t like cheez so is she really dutch


Llama_life83

6'4 is nothing, I'm 6'6


mastershooter77

cool, I'd rather be 6, being tall sucks, for me at least


jusabruhyeet

How old are you? Maybe your very tall for your age but being tall is great when everyone is done growing


Still-Positive

not when cars, seats, and entranceways are designed for average height people and you need to duck, or angle your knees to the side to fit anywhere


jusabruhyeet

Yeah but 6’4 is not too tall where most entrances will still be able to be walked through without ducking. The only bad parts are planes and cars but I don’t think they outweigh the benefits of being tall


mastershooter77

meh I'd still be 6 instead of 6'4


lucthetall2223

I'm 6'7. There's always a bigger fish


Llama_life83

Trust me, I know. My uncle is 6'10.


SalohcinPancakes

same here dawg could we be brothers?


Seaweed_Widef

Same, Didn't had to jump I'm 6'1 give or take 1


AlpacaMan104

It is, and being 5'5ft, I hate It


skyline13godalert

signature look of superiority - slapping the top of the doorway


N_twice11yt

Same


Numbnipples4u

Still growing, huh?


Zevluvxxx

Considering an average doorway (in the US at least) is 6’7”, I think anyone over like 5’6 who doesn’t have abnormally short arms can touch without jump lmao


Merlijn-69

Jab that door


Nerdfighter2004

Me: *cries in Indonesian*


Ducky_wants_memes

Yeszzzzz Dutch tal gang


Jackwelltheleg

I dont have to jump,and im 13. im also 5’ 2”. I guess where I live we just have short doorways huh edit:I can also touch the ceiling if I jump, and can dunk on an 8 foot hoop


Additional-Highway-8

Yep section b paragraph 23 of volume 2 of the bro code clearly states that and I quote "If the homie sees a door frame/ sign within the range if slapping you MUST hit said object" Source/bibliography Random Cum Rag. 1787 February 3rd. iLikeCock.cum.gov Edit. Changed link


vroomvroom_bigcar

>Random Cum Rag. 1787 February 3rd. ILikeCock.com.gov shouldn't that be [iLikeCock.cum.gov](https://ILikeCock.cum.gov) ?


Additional-Highway-8

Yep my bad pressed the wrong letter


DraconiforsLapifors

*Netflix taking notes for their new teen movie starring 30 year old actor with 8 packs*


OutlandishnessDry826

Maybe I am Masculine


claire_flmd

As a girl, I do it too and I understand how amazingly fun it is like why isn’t a universal tradition with everyone like y’all MISSING OUT


Babyyangyang

Same yes do it ppl


uwuwewfwf

any gender's would do it, but r/memes be the king of this sexist meme.


Pizza-is-Quite-Nice

I would if I could.


JungleeJamun

Wait I do that too. I am a girl.


lights_911

Law: Once you can reach top of door, you must slap in honor of your past self finally growing enough


Chungieman54

This is wholesome.


TheMysticLogic

Imagine needing to jump to slap it, this comment was made by tall gang


Revolutionary-Ad7878

as a short boy, in our defence... hopping fun :D


Origami_DK

Indeed it is. I'm almost done high school, and up till a few years ago I had to jump and I enjoyed it every time


funnynt_

imagine not being able to run your hand across the ceiling, this comment was made by insecure tall gang


hrbrtho

The funniest thing about this is for me it’s mainly the opposite I have seen more girls at my school do that


Ahold3

It's all started in 5th grade...


thespectacularSpud

Yall need to jump?


AJTP1

Middle school*


AlanTheInnocent

Boys under 5'11: At least I tried


Chungieman54

According to girls 6’0 guys are gigantic while 5’11 guys are tiny.


EmmyNoetherRing

Alan, a common girls name.


LoonaiscuteUwU

hey... I can still slap the door


DeadMob1000

my 6’4 ass not even standing all the way up to slap it


Glubbs528

To feel to beeg man


whyitdoiexist

People were doing that back in elementary


Cambronian717

To assert my height superiority over others.


JaggedDagger

Jump?


777ToasterBath

You guys jump? Ha, amateurs


stellaclad

Maybe I am a high school boy.


Hanno666

you need to jump?? Pathetic


SubsTakenLiterally

😎😎😎😎😎😎Girl boring boy quirky, right? 😎😎😎😎😎😎


Pandemic_Over

Because there is a microscopic creature in the top of the doorpost wanting a high-five


mastershooter77

pffttt you guys have to jump? *pathetic*


Sco182

The PRENDL


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Jedi-Milo

Good bot


Strude187

Good bot


IdiotAyohasbeenfound

Another day, another reason i'm not a girl, i am very much something else


TheRedEyedAlien

Because I’m short but I want to show I’m not 2 feet tall like my friends said


very_annoyed_user

My Asian genes keeping me short


PardyGaming

At this point it reaching my hand up, touching the top of the door, and wondering why I haven’t had that energy in years


Nexus_Riot

To show **Dominance!**


samdui

Jump? Am I too unshort to understand this joke


SavageBanana888666

You also cant pee beside other boys


Frizen1312

Tall people can assert dominance to other males by not jumping and touching while standing. I felt like a chad when I did it


that_sad_person101

I have never managed to hit the roof on any school. Its like they increased the difficulty every year


Clear_Beard

You have to jump ?


xzainelupin333

As a 6'3 American, i dont need to jump.


Filthy-frank696

Hey zach and coby


Chungieman54

Cody*


Filthy-frank696

Coby


Potato_queenUwU

I wouldn't judge what other ppl do but if they miss hitting the top it's their fault not mine.


KingYeet1258

That's not just high school ive done since elementary and probably till college


RocexX

"jump"... Laughs in tall*


king_throblnips

Ha jump *laughs in 6'5*


Exylatron

In my school it only happened in middle school but I was too short for it


Eh_Why_bother

*middle school boys most people can touch it without jumping


PasterJack

elementary boys\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\* cause we were like 2ft tall hitting that 7foot door thing. that shit a flex. and then in middle school it was still a little bit of a challenge and in HS its like "don't let the flame die out"


HELLFIRECHRIS

Had a friend misjudge the jump and smack the top of the door with his face once , didn’t stop him doing it though, the law is the law.


ThePanther270306

And one day you become tall enough to reach without jumping then you have completed school


The_purple_phantom

It is the law


HaxMastr

Youv guys have fo jump?


IEATSAND1234

I don't have to jump. But I look a bit tall being 6 ft in Canada.


lolpro_6002

Imagine jumping for it


Whatbout8manarmy

How short are you lol. Im 175cm and hit all the frames without jumping.


roast-befegef

Lol my boys be short these days cuz I don’t even jump B). Then again I’m just a tall and skinny loser so yeah


AlphaINFI

\*Me who doesn't need to jump" weakness disgusts me


karlos009

you have to jump ?


Extreme_sadness234

I tried to do this once, but I was too tall, hit my head on the doorway and gave myself a concussion. Let's just say I don't do it anymore


mardolander

More like middle school


Internal_Poem_3324

Jump? I can touch it with my head. I can also touch it on my knees.


Markuta6669

because it is satisfying


Ericool35

I don’t jump to slap them, I duck to get under them. *Cries in tall*


Ghostkid_rit64

me: does it but almost failed successfully to touch the top of the doorway.


Decent__Man

Pfff jump… Look at this midget


masked_warlock

Who even needs to jump to do that?


MLG_Pingu05

Ha. I'm tall enough to just slap it without jumping.


Solaireofastora08

People do that?


DuckMan123465

Yes.


hangryterdicle

Cos, this is anfield


funnynt_

*laughs in female but also does that*


sigma_corpse

You know the rules, and so do I


not_going_places

It is a pretty fun thing to do to get rid of just a tiny bit of the boringness of school


aizawaskittycat

I don't have to jump and even if I do, my boobs aren't very happy about it


Omar_EL_Sherif

U guys jump?!!


widardofsnoz

I can hear this meme


redline-roller

Oh boy another post where everybody brags about how tall they are. Ha imagine not being 4'8" and 460 pounds. Pathetic


Flyz_it_dies

I didn’t have to jump to slap the door way, I was in every way physically superior


wwwdotWeirdperson

As I high school girl, it’s the law for us too. Most of us are just rebels


Ayto27

Me who's 5,4 and was never able to do this... :(


hellyaimdead

Yes and braking it well get you the death penalty


SalohcinPancakes

my 6'7" ass bumps my head whenever i enter through a doorway


BashfulWhale83

I was short but had long arms


Chizik777

only to the peasants. to express true masculinity was to open the Halo theme in the bathroom and summon all the other masculiniters


Doggy9000

You all look stupid doing it


golden_eternity

It’s not about how it looks. For one brief moment.


KeashinX

Your flair makes a lot of sense


mehran_47

Wild young male at his own nature


N_twice11yt

I don’t even have to jump anymore


TexasPistolMassacre

Whats the matter? Cant touch it?


Watteri

The boy whos 5’2 in highschoolbe punching air rn Cant relate... no realy cant relate im tall


Randomcat14

I bet I'm still too short to do that lol


the-Satgeal

Me who doesn’t even need to jump


AlexMan2000

Im the champion on that game


MrTearex13

It was a right of passage


Numbnipples4u

Jump? Thats in middle school