By - Paul-Swims
"I think the saddest people always try their hardest to make people happy
because they know what it's like to feel absolutely worthless
and they don't want anyone else to feel like that." ~ Robin Williams
“I shit my pants!” -Ghandi
"I said glass of juice, not GAS THE JEWS"
~ Adolf Hitler
* “I said GAS THE JEWS, not glass of juice“
How dare you accuse him of being able to read and write.
Ask my what?
Chill bruh it’s a simple mistake
1)Your avatar on reddit.
2)The real you.
The real me is my avatar 🌚
You are the exception from the rule.
not true for me
What do you expect from someone who is paid under the table, part time, less than minimum wage? lol
Add in being called a failure by your family and friends
Ouch, very ouch.
spongebob makes like a nickel a year my dude. we're all millionaires next to him.
You’re not wrong lol.
brb starting a crowdfund for spongebob
Completely untrue, I fucking LOVED being a mascot. Get to interact with everyone, get to do shit you wouldn't have been able to if you weren't a mascot, get free shit all the fucking time, and best of all you make the days of the little kids who didn't want to come so much better. It's the best choice I ever made.
Me when I get one
i wanna get a protogen
protogens are the best
Technically we are all the mascot of our selfs because we are a bags of meet been controlled by a brain
Im pretty sure theres nothing inside Grittys "uniform"
I was a mascot at my university and I can confirm lol
1 image: me watching my favourite Minecraft series my fist time
2 immage: me, in my 20, depressed rewatching it to remember the happy days
The mascot on Helluva Boss Episode 2
Well then I guess this means that I've been a mascot my whole life
I wish this was wrong.
I knew a guy who worked in one once
It was sad he worked part time there part time at a peprione roll place and somewhere else and suffering from depression
Why is someone fucking a mascot?!?!?!
Let's be thankful you're not a disney employee - they have you throw up in your suit.
San Jose Sharks: Sharky
Can confirm. My friend Henry knows a kid that did the mini muddy mascot.
My highschool mascot was a Timberwolf. The costume was a wolf fursuit. I hope to God that the person wearing that thing was a fucking furry because if they weren't then they were (probably) bullied for nothing.
The school mascot in middle school attempted and almost succeeded in suicide multiple times
Mascots are just socially acceptable furrys
You made me depressed, send this to r/depressed
Where can I get the bottom pic , I want to blow it up
"Hey spongebob! You wanna go jelly fishing?"
"Patrick, I'm 47 years old...
I have a house, and a job, and a mortgage...
I don't have time... s.. sorry.. Pat..."