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MrNoName_ishere

"I think the saddest people always try their hardest to make people happy because they know what it's like to feel absolutely worthless and they don't want anyone else to feel like that." ~ Robin Williams


KFCCHICKEN3408

“I shit my pants!” -Ghandi


TheCawk

"I said glass of juice, not GAS THE JEWS" ~ Adolf Hitler


davx157

* “I said GAS THE JEWS, not glass of juice“


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matatat22

How dare you accuse him of being able to read and write.


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matatat22

Ask my what?


CostAdministrative21

Chill bruh it’s a simple mistake


Emanuel-38

1)Your avatar on reddit. 2)The real you.


Shadow_boy1023

so true


Vrtikayy-UAE

The real me is my avatar 🌚


Emanuel-38

You are the exception from the rule.


-X3N0

not true for me


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same


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Yep


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What do you expect from someone who is paid under the table, part time, less than minimum wage? lol


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Add in being called a failure by your family and friends


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Ouch, very ouch.


JohnGoodmansMistress

spongebob makes like a nickel a year my dude. we're all millionaires next to him.


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You’re not wrong lol.


JohnGoodmansMistress

brb starting a crowdfund for spongebob


THEhiHIhi55

Completely untrue, I fucking LOVED being a mascot. Get to interact with everyone, get to do shit you wouldn't have been able to if you weren't a mascot, get free shit all the fucking time, and best of all you make the days of the little kids who didn't want to come so much better. It's the best choice I ever made.


Loading_Fursona_exe

Fursuiters


UsernameFootLettuce

Me when I get one


Loading_Fursona_exe

i wanna get a protogen


bananasarecool218

protogens are the best


Loading_Fursona_exe

yes


hydrayshin

Literally


dlb10oalgo

Technically we are all the mascot of our selfs because we are a bags of meet been controlled by a brain


Kelevracado4287

Im pretty sure theres nothing inside Grittys "uniform"


bobbybongboy

I was a mascot at my university and I can confirm lol


poglegnibbaboi

1 image: me watching my favourite Minecraft series my fist time 2 immage: me, in my 20, depressed rewatching it to remember the happy days


LoonaiscuteUwU

The mascot on Helluva Boss Episode 2


trailer8k

yep


courage793

Well then I guess this means that I've been a mascot my whole life


Little_bitch420

I wish this was wrong.


obsolete-ghost

I knew a guy who worked in one once It was sad he worked part time there part time at a peprione roll place and somewhere else and suffering from depression


MrTHbomby

Why is someone fucking a mascot?!?!?!


Ipoptart20

Let's be thankful you're not a disney employee - they have you throw up in your suit.


crazylazy88

San Jose Sharks: Sharky


Cheese_bi

Can confirm. My friend Henry knows a kid that did the mini muddy mascot.


Spyblox007

My highschool mascot was a Timberwolf. The costume was a wolf fursuit. I hope to God that the person wearing that thing was a fucking furry because if they weren't then they were (probably) bullied for nothing.


Spencer2091

The school mascot in middle school attempted and almost succeeded in suicide multiple times


Irregaurdless

Mascots are just socially acceptable furrys


Pandemic_Over

You made me depressed, send this to r/depressed


Local92

Where can I get the bottom pic , I want to blow it up


YaBoiAidan2333

"Hey spongebob! You wanna go jelly fishing?" "Patrick, I'm 47 years old... I have a house, and a job, and a mortgage... I don't have time... s.. sorry.. Pat..."