Man that's deep
By - Iboliyad
Wear a kilt. People will just think you’re Scottish
Whats better? Gay or Scottish?
Is there a difference?
I'm Scottish but just because I'd destroy your little arsehole and cum all over your face doesn't make me gay
Please do so ♡
An unexpected answer from a person of an unexpected gender
Oh definitely not, thats not gay at all
Well I'm not the one with cum on my face
Scottish cause bagpipes
My uncle has baggy pipes
GAY, no one wants to be Scottish
Is he Gay or European?
I see no difference
That's why I walk naked in public
No clothes = No problems
Modern problem requires modern solution
Smartest solutions come in simplest forms
With Occam's hot bathtub?
For occams pubes
>Modern problems require ~~modern~~ *ancient* solutions
This. In ancient times, people looked at nudity differently
In Ancient Rome it was very common to see people having sex in public places, like a market
Mom, can I join them?
Only after you finish your lunch sugar, you'll need your strength.
what the fuck
You had every opportunity to put a cake joke in there and you didnt take it. Im very disappointed, take my upvote.
Cake jokes are the low hanging fruit of Reddit jokes :)
Maybe, but cmon. Its sugar, eating, and lunch!
That's how you'd get Glazed Panini.
Was just going to say that lol
Waiting for the day that's normalised
Our natural skin suits should be normal. If we stopped over sexualizing it no one would care.
Clothes are the enemy.
But what if youre horny and your dick Goes high in public
If it’s small no one will notice, and if it’s large they will think you’re bragging
is this a big dick joke I'm too small pp to understand?
Can't wait, I live in a bloody hot tropical country
I normally do it around the playground
right here officer!
Yea I see you sometimes in my panel van
Oh, thanks ig
There is always a wise man in unique way
Yeah, whats wrong with me wearing a maid dress?
That you didn't show it to me
U forgot the cat ears they look so cute on you
I'd wear a dress. I'd still look ugly, but at least I'd be wearing a dress.
If it keeps getting hotter I'm gonna bring the man skirt to my business office. My supervisor said no but I'll either get cooler legs or a discriminatory lawsuit lol
Also they're selective about when the AC gets turned on in our building so if Karen in the adjacent office doesn't have to worry about swamp ass, why should I?
Are u in murica? And if so is it the south?
Actually no, northwest US.
I'm from the south so I definitely know the reaction you'd get down there lol
Currently live in the south so ik that lawsuit might not workout if it were done over here but yeah u should totally go into work with a skirt cuz it would def be discrimination for them to deny u that but allow women to do it
Absolutely. If you meet all professional dress code obligations then what's the harm? I would also see getting shot down fast if you tried to pursue that in the south, just seems to be a way of life down there that's not changing anytime soon.
It'll take a long time but maybe someday clothing will become somewhat unisexual.
In my opinion if the clothing isn't made specifically for genitals then its unisex but too bad people still care so much that genitals decide like all clothing
[Swedish train drivers did that a few years ago!](https://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-22828150)
Extra points for pockets though
A pretty dress that would up your game like 3
3 what tho? Points? Stars? Bananas!?
physics teacher here
3 timelines and 3x the amount of space it takes to make a pic of a black hole
And I’ll write your name
It wouldn’t be gay though, nothing about men wearing dresses is gay inherently
And I think you’d look great 👍
You've got to dress for your shape though. For example, if you're a classic apple, you'll want to steer clear of high necklines.
Yes im totally following with what your saying and understand fully
Glad to hear it. If you're going to start wearing dresses, you may as well look good doing it.
Gotta get up to date on the current dress meta
Tell that to Sigmund Freud who started this whole men in dress is homo thing.
Dresses are dresses c:
There was a time where a woman wearing pants was an offense against god. It'll take some time for all clothes to become asexual.
damn, clothes used to be sexual?
imagine just doing your own thing and suddenly your trousers get horny
i think the word you're looking for is unisex mate
I’m laughing so hard at this
Ah. It's all on me eh? You delete me from the picture and it desexualizes clothing. Okay. If you want to think that way that's fine with me
Bruh my church still does this, a female wearing pants in church is apparently rude to God or something, some of my friends do it anyways.
And good on them for it! A church or anyone shouldn’t dictate how anyone dresses. It’s just not right
that being said, you still shouldn't run through the church naked with peanut butter on your face screaming "GOD IS AN AFFRONT TO HIMSELF" over and over again.
It’s always the goddamn churches that pull this shite
Really, skirts should've been for men and pants for girls.. men can finally let it hang loose, and girls have an advantage too i just can't think of it.
The Scots had the right idea.
It's all fine and dandy until the wind starts blowing
Same thing happens for woman, and they can deal with it, so...
>girls have an advantage too i just can't think of it.
Welp, FWIW one of the things that ended up getting Joan of Arc killed was that after they made her renounce her supposed heresy/witchcraft and go back to wearing women's clothes, she found that suddenly it got a lot easier for the prison guards to sexually assault her. So she went back to pants, and they accused her of backsliding...
just let everyone wear whatever. as long as they're wearing something, it's nobody else's business
Now people should really just wear whatever they want. it's just clothes after all
I dunno, there are different cuts of pants for a reason
And yet priests wear dresses
Are they wearing dresses? I think its more of a long robe
Have you seen how dolled up priests get, especially heads of churches? Google it. Elaborately embroidered dresses, fancy hats, sash, gold scepters. The fact that people take them seriously is hilarious to me.
I am not even Christian lmao, but my aunt likes watching them cuz she finds them relaxing for some reason, so I know how they look like from that
Perhaps I am pants in modern times
If women wearing a suit is considered straight, then why is men wearing nothing considered a felony?
It’s because you were at a kids party, Chad
He brought *smoll* gift for the kids
“But officer they got the birthday kid naked…”
“They we’re changing his diaper…”
“Well I need changing too.”
“Did you shit your pants?”
“You arresting me for getting naked around children. How could I not shit my pants?”
Sir this is a Wendy's
Tbh, women wearing men's clothing is kinda hot imo.
A fellow tomboy enjoyer i see
Ngl I find women in suits attractive. I’m looking at you Helltaker
That game sure did awaken something in me
tf is a gentleman suit
It’s a suit made from a single gentleman. Cheaper ‘gentlemen’ suits can be patched together from up to a dozen different gentlemen.
The gentleman will be most kind to put the lotion in the basket...
...Unless the gentleman would prefer an invigorating shower first?
Where does one acquires these gentlemen?
The gentleman's club
this is true, but the template is better
Women in suits are hot imo
Women are hot imo
Why is Reddit like this
Why is Reddit
my cat the anime heroine?
skirts are also better for guys, not that i'd wear skirts tho since i dont like my thighs touching each other
Your thighs should be able to express their love for each other however they want, you monster.
my thighs cannot legally give their consent just yet though, no funny business for now
Try stockings- you get the breathability of skirts/dresses without the discomfort or thigh rubbing
I wear a kilt around the house for this very reason, all the perks of a skirt while being arguably more manly than pants
If more men wore skirts then it would be more widely accepted so if men did a skirt rally I think that would start the movement.
I’ll wear any dres as long as I got spandex underneath. I don’t trust like that
I just want to wear pink
wait you guys don’t occasionally wear pink?
Thatwould look nice. Just do it!
Do it please. Like a cute pink skirt and a white sweater with white thigh high socks. Pink shoes. Or something.
Because femininity is seen as inferior and gender stereotypes are stupid
Let me just wear my skirt and thigh high socks in peace, damn it
Real men wear Celtic kilts
I'm a straight male. However, I'm so annoyed that women have so many more options when it comes to clothing choices. It even affects me in games. My character in Animal Crossing has substantially fewer clothing options than my fiance's character. She can wear the same stuff my character does. Plus dresses, hair pieces, heels/boots, and more.
I know I could wear that stuff myself (in-game / IRL), but it has been ingrained in society that "These are boy clothes, these are women's clothes" and it's not something I am about to change my life about. Just be annoyed.
Women used to be culturally restricted from wearing "men's" clothes. They had to fight to change those norms, and there were decades in between where the women wearing those clothes were seriously looked down upon. Probably especially by other women, just like men trying to break the barriers today would likely mostly be shamed by other men.
I mean you could choose to wear skirts. Be the change you wanna see. You'll realize just how incredibely comfortable skirts are, it's great. Also, maybe choose to play as female characters more often. I do it all the time because they have cooler clothes often, except for those skimpy bullshit armors.
It's just a game. Wear whatever you want!
Becaue as soon as Harry Styles wears a dress on some print cover, "conservatives" get triggered as fuck
Dress go spinny, haha
Let's ask Scotland.
Scotland, why are you gay?
Clothing isn’t gendered. Rock that dress or rock that suit!
What if I want to attract the women? But I mean, attracting guys is fine too for making friends and being able to cuddle them and kiss their forehead as they fall asleep if we become very good friends.
because sexuality is assessed from a conventionally "male" perspective: a person wearing a masculine-presenting suit is performing as male, something which also implies attraction to women, which is a straight thing. A man donning conventionally feminine symbolism of wearing a dress is a subversion, an abdication of his manliness, and so is gayness, so that's why morons consider that gay.
y'all need to join us in the present and update your thoughts about straightness, gayness, gender binaries, and more importantly, maybe you should just let people do what they feel works for them without throwing all sorts of your own insecurities at them.
the funny thing is, it's neither gay nor a sin. you can wear whatever clothes you want, my friends. you just gotta act like you're the shit and keep your head up high.
Its not gay until he pulls it out.
Because of toxic masculinity
because a man being 'like a woman' is considered weak and disgusting
The fuck is your profile pic
No what has tom become. An egg with legs?
That's why men's "liberation" from conforming to masculinity is so far behind women's from conforming to femininity. Masculine was always seen as "better", so women were fighting to be allowed to do better masculine things. Not as many men are fighting to be allowed to do "less desirable" "feminine" things. We've even started redefining some obviously good things as "manly" that would traditionally have been considered feminine. Like, "There's nothing more *manly* than being a loving, emotionally available father to your daughters." (it's always "daughters" for some reason...) Because saying that men should adopt a traditionally feminine trait would be met with a lot of resistance, so we reframe it in a way that lets "manly" men do it without compromising their masculinity.
Friendly reminder yall can wear whatever you want and it doesnt say anything about you or your identity <3
The same reason why two girls kissing is straight and two boys holding hands is gay.
Boys, we gunna free-ball it in the dresses or have some class?
I object to the notion that free balling inherently implies a lack of class... ;)
Kilts are often used as very classy attire so yeah freeballing doesn't = lack of class
is this an actual quote?
Wear kilts better and cooler
Tbh girls wearing a suit is hot af
I can disagree. I'm a girl that wears suits, and legit everyone thinks I'm gay.
True, I wear woman dresses and that doesn't mean I'm gay. I mean I am gay but not because I wear woman dresses
This post deserves all the upvotes imo
Because of society's views on men's standards. They're crazy (don't get me wrong women's standards are INSANE also) It's almost like toxic masculinity stems from men always being in power and women were usually poorer and seen as minorities (which we still are).
Homosexuality shouldn't be seen as something negative. Using gay as an insult is insensitive and unoriginal.
toxic masculinity :(
any deviation from masculinity/androgyny is seen as weakness and not accepted. It's sad, bc there are some cute outfits i'd definitely be wearing if society didn't deem it unacceptable
It depends on the high heels
I've never seen a straight guy wearing a dress. Thats why I assume that a guy wearing a dress is gay. What is wrong with that?
Who are you,Who are so wise in the ways of science?
We need that template
I still dont get it, dresses are comfy let them wear a dress.
Then dress in dresses and change the stereotype.
Exactly, normalize men in dresses!!!
Of you think putting on a dress makes you gay, you're already gay. It's not the dress
IIRC women wearing pants used to be straight up illegal. Several universities expelled female students in the 60s & 70s for wearing trousers. My mom still works as a registered nurse. In the 80s, her hospital fired nurses for wanting to wear scrubs (with pants) instead of the gowns with stockings. They did this despite a shortage in RNs and only allowed women to wear pants after protests from employees and the union.
its a phenomenon called pride and we know that men are prider to women so if a women dressed like a man they will say that she is as powerful an independent as men meanwhile if a man does the same people will say that he is weak
And it all adds up when you look at animals if you clothed them human clothes they will say its cute but when you wear an animal costume you will be called a disgusting fucking furry
because society is dumb
I’m not gay for being a femboy
Okay I am gay but the two aren’t connected
Heck, the definition of femboy on urban dictionary says that they can be any sexuality!
As a femboy myself, I have to agree that this is some bullshit. Is cool to see women being able to wear clothes that were considered "masculine" with little problems now, but I wish the other way around was also true.
If i ever get married im taking a fucking wedding dress to assert dominance
What? Every guy knows that as long as the dress has "No-Homo" print, it's not gay.
Me asking that question at age 6= gets called a bad word for homos
Mr Beast asking at 40 = based and redpilled
I love this template PLEASE make it popular
Just walked with no clothes. Problem solved.
yeah cmon bro he’s just expressing himself
“Male“ clothing are made gender neutral so anyone can wear them, but skirts and dresses are gender specific clothing in societies eyes
It used to be straight but now it isn't for some fucking reason
Use this template more we should make it more popular
Why are woman tits sexualized but man tits arent?