T O P

Man that's deep

Man that's deep

_Hollow_1_

Wear a kilt. People will just think you’re Scottish


ButteredNugget

Whats better? Gay or Scottish?


_Hollow_1_

Yes


Vanish3d

Is there a difference?


ButteredNugget

Nope


Chizerz

I'm Scottish but just because I'd destroy your little arsehole and cum all over your face doesn't make me gay


Majorweck

Please do so ♡


Gamillie

An unexpected answer from a person of an unexpected gender


ButteredNugget

Oh definitely not, thats not gay at all


Chizerz

Well I'm not the one with cum on my face


Bonk_Patrol_Captain

Scottish cause bagpipes


Skepticul

My uncle has baggy pipes


the_dank_dogo

GAY, no one wants to be Scottish -the British


gabrielesilinic

Is he Gay or European?


JenelVulcanizare

I see no difference


-photoshopflowey-

Yes


George2110

That's why I walk naked in public No clothes = No problems


alish_sapkota

Modern problem requires modern solution


S_A_T_A_N_A_S

Smartest solutions come in simplest forms


Buffalobilly1949

occam's razor


fozi4ek

With Occam's hot bathtub?


fischerhastaco

Occam’s toaster


OwopIningsa

For occams pubes


AlexHelper

Agreed


Demonyx12

>Modern problems require ~~modern~~ *ancient* solutions


MaximRq

This. In ancient times, people looked at nudity differently


wolfmann0490

In Ancient Rome it was very common to see people having sex in public places, like a market


paper_02

Mom, can I join them?


Demonyx12

Only after you finish your lunch sugar, you'll need your strength.


Fragrant_Freedom9392

what the fuck


Background-Web-484

You had every opportunity to put a cake joke in there and you didnt take it. Im very disappointed, take my upvote.


Demonyx12

Cake jokes are the low hanging fruit of Reddit jokes :)


Background-Web-484

Maybe, but cmon. Its sugar, eating, and lunch!


mechatomb

That's how you'd get Glazed Panini.


RulrOfOmicronPersei8

Was just going to say that lol


pacerecon

Waiting for the day that's normalised


BIGBOSSSBOWSER

Our natural skin suits should be normal. If we stopped over sexualizing it no one would care. Clothes are the enemy.


Isumrud1

But what if youre horny and your dick Goes high in public


bust-the-shorts

If it’s small no one will notice, and if it’s large they will think you’re bragging


greyfox199

is this a big dick joke I'm too small pp to understand?


fakuri99

Can't wait, I live in a bloody hot tropical country


woke_nex

I normally do it around the playground


sadbelgianwaffle

right here officer!


woke_nex

Snitch


RulrOfOmicronPersei8

Yea I see you sometimes in my panel van


-photoshopflowey-

Oh, thanks ig


Z3nFi3R

There is always a wise man in unique way


xXNightShadowX5

Yeah, whats wrong with me wearing a maid dress?


Creator_of_cake

That you didn't show it to me


DiotheRoadRoller

Smooth


Leiselottt

U forgot the cat ears they look so cute on you


crackdown_smackdown

I'd wear a dress. I'd still look ugly, but at least I'd be wearing a dress.


CMDR_SICK6_Nightmare

If it keeps getting hotter I'm gonna bring the man skirt to my business office. My supervisor said no but I'll either get cooler legs or a discriminatory lawsuit lol Also they're selective about when the AC gets turned on in our building so if Karen in the adjacent office doesn't have to worry about swamp ass, why should I?


End_Rage

Are u in murica? And if so is it the south?


CMDR_SICK6_Nightmare

Actually no, northwest US. I'm from the south so I definitely know the reaction you'd get down there lol


End_Rage

Currently live in the south so ik that lawsuit might not workout if it were done over here but yeah u should totally go into work with a skirt cuz it would def be discrimination for them to deny u that but allow women to do it


CMDR_SICK6_Nightmare

Absolutely. If you meet all professional dress code obligations then what's the harm? I would also see getting shot down fast if you tried to pursue that in the south, just seems to be a way of life down there that's not changing anytime soon. It'll take a long time but maybe someday clothing will become somewhat unisexual.


End_Rage

In my opinion if the clothing isn't made specifically for genitals then its unisex but too bad people still care so much that genitals decide like all clothing


GaiusJuliusCaesar7

[Swedish train drivers did that a few years ago!](https://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-22828150)


10kinds

Extra points for pockets though


Kathy_Kamikaze

A pretty dress that would up your game like 3


onlyupliftingcomment

3 what tho? Points? Stars? Bananas!?


mjstx

physics teacher here


agamerwhoplays

3 timelines and 3x the amount of space it takes to make a pic of a black hole


RSBennett

And I’ll write your name


Stooompy

It wouldn’t be gay though, nothing about men wearing dresses is gay inherently And I think you’d look great 👍


Aurgala

You've got to dress for your shape though. For example, if you're a classic apple, you'll want to steer clear of high necklines.


End_Rage

Yes im totally following with what your saying and understand fully


Aurgala

Glad to hear it. If you're going to start wearing dresses, you may as well look good doing it.


Haradr

Gotta get up to date on the current dress meta


Lia-13

Tell that to Sigmund Freud who started this whole men in dress is homo thing.


-photoshopflowey-

Dresses are dresses c:


My_Body_The_Mystery

There was a time where a woman wearing pants was an offense against god. It'll take some time for all clothes to become asexual.


SnooDingos5557

damn, clothes used to be sexual? imagine just doing your own thing and suddenly your trousers get horny i think the word you're looking for is unisex mate


Pijule01

I’m laughing so hard at this


My_Body_The_Mystery

Ah. It's all on me eh? You delete me from the picture and it desexualizes clothing. Okay. If you want to think that way that's fine with me


AMurderousChip

Bruh my church still does this, a female wearing pants in church is apparently rude to God or something, some of my friends do it anyways.


Xergiok04

And good on them for it! A church or anyone shouldn’t dictate how anyone dresses. It’s just not right


young_fire

that being said, you still shouldn't run through the church naked with peanut butter on your face screaming "GOD IS AN AFFRONT TO HIMSELF" over and over again. apparently.


NotUndercoverToppat

It’s always the goddamn churches that pull this shite


StatelyElms

Really, skirts should've been for men and pants for girls.. men can finally let it hang loose, and girls have an advantage too i just can't think of it. The Scots had the right idea.


AMurderousChip

It's all fine and dandy until the wind starts blowing


condscorpio

Same thing happens for woman, and they can deal with it, so...


End_Rage

Even better


legbeard_queenofents

>girls have an advantage too i just can't think of it. Welp, FWIW one of the things that ended up getting Joan of Arc killed was that after they made her renounce her supposed heresy/witchcraft and go back to wearing women's clothes, she found that suddenly it got a lot easier for the prison guards to sexually assault her. So she went back to pants, and they accused her of backsliding...


The_Grey_Hound

just let everyone wear whatever. as long as they're wearing something, it's nobody else's business


StatelyElms

sorry, *should've Now people should really just wear whatever they want. it's just clothes after all


butterandwaffles

POCKETS!!!!!


PurestEvil5_9

I dunno, there are different cuts of pants for a reason


SkilledChicken

And yet priests wear dresses


F2p_wins274

Are they wearing dresses? I think its more of a long robe


SkilledChicken

Have you seen how dolled up priests get, especially heads of churches? Google it. Elaborately embroidered dresses, fancy hats, sash, gold scepters. The fact that people take them seriously is hilarious to me.


F2p_wins274

I am not even Christian lmao, but my aunt likes watching them cuz she finds them relaxing for some reason, so I know how they look like from that


agamerwhoplays

Perhaps I am pants in modern times


Real-H

If women wearing a suit is considered straight, then why is men wearing nothing considered a felony?


10kinds

It’s because you were at a kids party, Chad


Quick_Paw

He brought *smoll* gift for the kids


Reindeer-Routine

Damn


dizzler0613

“But officer they got the birthday kid naked…” “They we’re changing his diaper…” “Well I need changing too.” “Did you shit your pants?” “You arresting me for getting naked around children. How could I not shit my pants?”


SkilledChicken

Sir this is a Wendy's


E_equals_JUAN

Tbh, women wearing men's clothing is kinda hot imo.


Reindeer-Routine

A fellow tomboy enjoyer i see


Barbie-s_secretary

***BONK***


Agreeable-Owl-1846

Ngl I find women in suits attractive. I’m looking at you Helltaker


wuuluigi

Agreed.


L4yZeee

That game sure did awaken something in me


FAX_ME_YOUR_BOTTOM

tf is a gentleman suit


Realistic_Wedding

It’s a suit made from a single gentleman. Cheaper ‘gentlemen’ suits can be patched together from up to a dozen different gentlemen.


Osato

The gentleman will be most kind to put the lotion in the basket... ...Unless the gentleman would prefer an invigorating shower first?


Beast_Mstr_64

Where does one acquires these gentlemen?


[deleted]

The gentleman's club


[deleted]

this is true, but the template is better


CurtisWhite29

Women in suits are hot imo


antisocial_alice

Women are hot imo


GoldenFennekin

Women imo


GeometryMochi

Women


SPICYPOTATO6969

Wo


Kjajo

W


Bamma4

Why is Reddit like this


SPICYPOTATO6969

Why is Reddit


THORICisBAD

Why is


FallingBoat

my cat the anime heroine?


KetsuSama

skirts are also better for guys, not that i'd wear skirts tho since i dont like my thighs touching each other


Realistic_Wedding

Your thighs should be able to express their love for each other however they want, you monster.


KetsuSama

my thighs cannot legally give their consent just yet though, no funny business for now


dwiy

Try stockings- you get the breathability of skirts/dresses without the discomfort or thigh rubbing


agMORALZ

I wear a kilt around the house for this very reason, all the perks of a skirt while being arguably more manly than pants


FallingBoat

If more men wore skirts then it would be more widely accepted so if men did a skirt rally I think that would start the movement.


Bloatedbeaner

I’ll wear any dres as long as I got spandex underneath. I don’t trust like that


ApiqAcani

I just want to wear pink


-photoshopflowey-

Ok


[deleted]

wait you guys don’t occasionally wear pink?


sOmE_rAnDoM_pErsoN47

Thatwould look nice. Just do it!


DiotheRoadRoller

Do it please. Like a cute pink skirt and a white sweater with white thigh high socks. Pink shoes. Or something.


gelatenous-blobfish

Because femininity is seen as inferior and gender stereotypes are stupid


Nika___

Let me just wear my skirt and thigh high socks in peace, damn it


EquipmentElegant

Real men wear Celtic kilts


Tokiw4

I'm a straight male. However, I'm so annoyed that women have so many more options when it comes to clothing choices. It even affects me in games. My character in Animal Crossing has substantially fewer clothing options than my fiance's character. She can wear the same stuff my character does. Plus dresses, hair pieces, heels/boots, and more. I know I could wear that stuff myself (in-game / IRL), but it has been ingrained in society that "These are boy clothes, these are women's clothes" and it's not something I am about to change my life about. Just be annoyed.


Disk_Mixerud

Women used to be culturally restricted from wearing "men's" clothes. They had to fight to change those norms, and there were decades in between where the women wearing those clothes were seriously looked down upon. Probably especially by other women, just like men trying to break the barriers today would likely mostly be shamed by other men.


DiotheRoadRoller

I mean you could choose to wear skirts. Be the change you wanna see. You'll realize just how incredibely comfortable skirts are, it's great. Also, maybe choose to play as female characters more often. I do it all the time because they have cooler clothes often, except for those skimpy bullshit armors.


SinginInTheRainyDays

It's just a game. Wear whatever you want!


Shiro_no_Orpheus

Becaue as soon as Harry Styles wears a dress on some print cover, "conservatives" get triggered as fuck


Leinaa5

Dress go spinny, haha


M1ndS0uP

Let's ask Scotland. Scotland, why are you gay?


Darkhemispheres

Clothing isn’t gendered. Rock that dress or rock that suit!


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DiotheRoadRoller

What if I want to attract the women? But I mean, attracting guys is fine too for making friends and being able to cuddle them and kiss their forehead as they fall asleep if we become very good friends.


marckshark

because sexuality is assessed from a conventionally "male" perspective: a person wearing a masculine-presenting suit is performing as male, something which also implies attraction to women, which is a straight thing. A man donning conventionally feminine symbolism of wearing a dress is a subversion, an abdication of his manliness, and so is gayness, so that's why morons consider that gay. y'all need to join us in the present and update your thoughts about straightness, gayness, gender binaries, and more importantly, maybe you should just let people do what they feel works for them without throwing all sorts of your own insecurities at them.


NoneOtherxx

well said


agamerwhoplays

Well spoken


TooLazyToSleep_15

Well said.


purple_huee

the funny thing is, it's neither gay nor a sin. you can wear whatever clothes you want, my friends. you just gotta act like you're the shit and keep your head up high.


QuintTheWarlock

Its not gay until he pulls it out.


ComfortableSea4645

Because of toxic masculinity


blondicon

because a man being 'like a woman' is considered weak and disgusting


agamerwhoplays

The fuck is your profile pic


Sly_the_Fox_

tom


agamerwhoplays

No what has tom become. An egg with legs?


Sly_the_Fox_

egg


agamerwhoplays

Egg gaming


Disk_Mixerud

That's why men's "liberation" from conforming to masculinity is so far behind women's from conforming to femininity. Masculine was always seen as "better", so women were fighting to be allowed to do better masculine things. Not as many men are fighting to be allowed to do "less desirable" "feminine" things. We've even started redefining some obviously good things as "manly" that would traditionally have been considered feminine. Like, "There's nothing more *manly* than being a loving, emotionally available father to your daughters." (it's always "daughters" for some reason...) Because saying that men should adopt a traditionally feminine trait would be met with a lot of resistance, so we reframe it in a way that lets "manly" men do it without compromising their masculinity.


snarfflarf

Friendly reminder yall can wear whatever you want and it doesnt say anything about you or your identity <3


SPICYPOTATO6969

The same reason why two girls kissing is straight and two boys holding hands is gay.


mlepnosknows

Boys, we gunna free-ball it in the dresses or have some class?


ActualInteraction0

I object to the notion that free balling inherently implies a lack of class... ;)


End_Rage

Kilts are often used as very classy attire so yeah freeballing doesn't = lack of class


the-quack-man46

is this an actual quote?


Designer_Arm_2114

Wear kilts better and cooler


IAmRob1010

Tbh girls wearing a suit is hot af


Windows_Startup

I can disagree. I'm a girl that wears suits, and legit everyone thinks I'm gay.


Spinner3000

True, I wear woman dresses and that doesn't mean I'm gay. I mean I am gay but not because I wear woman dresses


MarcyNerd

This post deserves all the upvotes imo


JellyfishRevolution

Because of society's views on men's standards. They're crazy (don't get me wrong women's standards are INSANE also) It's almost like toxic masculinity stems from men always being in power and women were usually poorer and seen as minorities (which we still are). Homosexuality shouldn't be seen as something negative. Using gay as an insult is insensitive and unoriginal.


StatelyElms

toxic masculinity :( any deviation from masculinity/androgyny is seen as weakness and not accepted. It's sad, bc there are some cute outfits i'd definitely be wearing if society didn't deem it unacceptable


bust-the-shorts

It depends on the high heels


JoeYBoosted

I've never seen a straight guy wearing a dress. Thats why I assume that a guy wearing a dress is gay. What is wrong with that?


Subho1908

Who are you,Who are so wise in the ways of science?


Quimp_

r/askreddit


greycamp

r/showerthoughts


rickyybrez

We need that template


Queen_Magix

I still dont get it, dresses are comfy let them wear a dress.


barsonica

Then dress in dresses and change the stereotype.


its_3am_and_im_dying

Exactly, normalize men in dresses!!!


Totally_Botanical

Of you think putting on a dress makes you gay, you're already gay. It's not the dress


shaylaa30

IIRC women wearing pants used to be straight up illegal. Several universities expelled female students in the 60s & 70s for wearing trousers. My mom still works as a registered nurse. In the 80s, her hospital fired nurses for wanting to wear scrubs (with pants) instead of the gowns with stockings. They did this despite a shortage in RNs and only allowed women to wear pants after protests from employees and the union.


_______BLANK________

its a phenomenon called pride and we know that men are prider to women so if a women dressed like a man they will say that she is as powerful an independent as men meanwhile if a man does the same people will say that he is weak And it all adds up when you look at animals if you clothed them human clothes they will say its cute but when you wear an animal costume you will be called a disgusting fucking furry


arianna_lmao

because society is dumb


Elder_Scrolls_Nerd

I’m not gay for being a femboy Okay I am gay but the two aren’t connected


Corporal_Tea

Heck, the definition of femboy on urban dictionary says that they can be any sexuality!


FemBoyMDS

As a femboy myself, I have to agree that this is some bullshit. Is cool to see women being able to wear clothes that were considered "masculine" with little problems now, but I wish the other way around was also true.


PikkuinenPikkis

If i ever get married im taking a fucking wedding dress to assert dominance


hygund24

What? Every guy knows that as long as the dress has "No-Homo" print, it's not gay.


ShaggyFOEE

Me asking that question at age 6= gets called a bad word for homos Mr Beast asking at 40 = based and redpilled


-GungaGinga-

I love this template PLEASE make it popular


EvenBandicoot9049

Just walked with no clothes. Problem solved.


butterandwaffles

yeah cmon bro he’s just expressing himself


PigeonManEpic

“Male“ clothing are made gender neutral so anyone can wear them, but skirts and dresses are gender specific clothing in societies eyes


Artist_Seal

It used to be straight but now it isn't for some fucking reason


harembestinkyfinger

Use this template more we should make it more popular


Vanish3d

Why are woman tits sexualized but man tits arent?