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keegan8912

Time to get some popcorn for the comments


Otherwise-Ad-9425

Get some for me too


keegan8912

Salted or sweet?


sxrreal_thxughts19

***want the caramel ones?***


terrip_t1

Yes to caramel - always


TheOneInOut

I always ask for both so it's not too sweet and not too bland


DemonKyoto

I got some spicy jalapeno popcorn!


TheOneInOut

[Might I offer some real spice](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EeNdkjFUcAAV9R_.png)


Viscount-Von-Solt

I'll have one with cheese powder.


TheOneInOut

[Couldn't find powder](https://i.pinimg.com/originals/43/ba/76/43ba761a83de3838a0dbbac06c138c70.png) That will be one upvote please


DarthGuacamolethe3rd

Toffees better


orkeilius

Both is good


Chintan1995

Nah, hate it when fingers get sticky in caramel popcorn.


Otherwise-Ad-9425

Pick what u want


concretebeats

A dolphin.


WindingSarcasm

Do people who like sweet popcorn actually exist? I've never met one in my entire life.


TheOneInOut

Carmel and salty mix please


ANANAS-892

Buttered popcorn gang rise up


dievanmijislanger

Americans are still a sleep. Pop your corn in a few hours.


wellwhatnow443

and I am a actor


No_Friendship_6968

Where Japan


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sarthakydv

People completely ignore Japan's history from half of the 20th century


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Yopapa291_real1

how about that one part where they put the prisoners outside until they have frostbite then bring them in and destroy the full bodypart with frostbite whilst teaching college students about frostbite?


Katzblazer

To be fair, they have reformed....like Drastically.


MyNameIs42_

So did germany, that doesn't justify ignoring what they did.


Tortenjunge

Very bad example, germany makes sure noone ever forgets lol. Americans on the other hand glorifie every war and atom bomb they drop


sarthakydv

Changes don't completely erase your past


NotAPersonl0

Same with Britain. They may no longer control large portions of the world under a giant empire, but the negative effects of colonization are still felt today in places like India and Africa


HandSomeBeers

Britain fucked up China with the opium wars too


sarthakydv

What are the effects in India I'm curious


NotAPersonl0

https://www.cadtm.org/How-Britain-stole-45-trillion-from-India


jedwashere1

I’m from South Africa and my history teacher who is a black Zimbabwean always said that you can look at the British in a negative light by looking at numbers but you can also look at it from a positive when thinking how some things were better before the racists and mugabue took over


tiander245

Yea...


itskarldesigns

Yeah Germany hasnt at all right


RavioliIsGOD

As far as I know the nationalist are still in charge, non of the war crimes they did during this time period is thought in history class and high up politicians honor war criminals in temples


attackonmidgets

Rape of Nanjing,Bataan Death March... these things are just a footnote in world history.


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731


Miki_the_random_guy

Oh yeah you are right


KarneeKarnay

Meanwhile big scary Britain is the white space.


Quix_Nix

This thb


mihoenskijf

To honest be


CyberWandererr

Be to honest


elnightmareRed

Honest to be


Admiral-Crab

No one ever mentioned the horrific rape of Nanking(Nanjing) that japan perpetuated during world war 2. Read about it it’s debatably on par with the holocaust in certain aspects.


ButterLander2222

Not to mention Unit 731 (or 713, idk).


tiander245

*shudders


Suspicious-Lynx-69

It's not a war crime if you win


bigstone22

Duh it’s only terrorism if you are losing


Maleficent-Ad-5498

If you don't like them, just slap the terrorist tag on them.


iSiffrin

Anything we don't like is communism obviously


AxeHeadShark

Say that to the nation of Vietnam.


PoohtisDispenser

American be like : "We are not losing! It just a tactical retreat."


JarnoL1ghtning

"We TOTALLY could've won but we gotta be the bigger person and say war is bad... Yeah... That's it"


PoohtisDispenser

*Proceed to sniff for more oil in the desert.


Saitam2710

Well… bigger person… you got a lot of hate towards the war from within your own country because even incessant civilians were burnt by napalm


JarnoL1ghtning

"They were... Disguised Vietcong...."


PurpleCatWithC4

I thought they left because public opinion made them leave Vietnam plus they were killing a lot of civilians because they didn’t know who to trust, and well just a bunch of shit..


PoohtisDispenser

I’m just joking but yeah,I’m pretty sure there’s a shit ton of reason for them to leave Vietnam.


HeartAche93

The United States lost because the whole point was to prevent communism from taking the nation. In order to do that, we deposed the democratically elected leader of South Vietnam and replaced them with a slew of incompetent replacements that liked us, killed about million Northern Vietnamese soldiers, lost about 400,000 South Vietnamese soldiers, plus 60,000 US troops and ended up pulling out because we knew we couldn’t win for about a decade but were too prideful to let it go. So we lost in almost every conceivable way except American Deaths to Vietnamese Death Ratio. As soon as we left, North Vietnam walked into South Vietnam and the whole nation became communist and remains so to this day. We left in such a hurry, we were literally pushing fully functional helicopters into the sea off of aircraft carriers to fit everyone onboard.


azevedo04

There were also lots of reasons for us to not be there in the first place.


dinneybabz

Oof


RudolfMaster

World works in mysterious ways


Blyatzilla

Imagine if Germany won. Hitler would've been a hero and Russia wouldn't exist. Sheeeesh no vodka


SimeonPetrov2

History is written by the winners.


collkillen

Same goes for the british making ~4 million iniands starve during 1943


Nats1113

Guys this is obviously a joke calm TF down. Why would you down vote this comment.


Suspicious-Lynx-69

It's a quote from a Doge comic


I_am_daBottom

*Sorts by Controversial*


not_going_places

Now i gotta do that


H4EKE

YET ANOTHER VICTORY FOR AMERICA LETSSS GOOOO!!


Paranormal_grazwer

AMERICA FUCK YEAH!!!


thebooksmith

I mean the British empire? Longevity alone makes that list long.


popcorn_yalakasi

if we add the colonists the list goes even more


Roy4Pris

Yeah but the British Empire didn’t have B-52s.


thebooksmith

True still committed genocide tho.


IamSquidwardo

Where Anakin Skywalker


DimitrisAckermann

"Faking surrender isnt a war crime if we win" -Anakin Skywalker(probably)


ICameHereToPetCats

“We all wear a crown of bones.” -Archon Delaine


RavioliIsGOD

Just some are way bigger and keep getting ignored


PeachesGuy

Where is Pol Pot?


Yodaa-san

Not a war crime unfortunately, but still count as crime against humanity


PeachesGuy

Ah yeah, you're right


ThantosKal

Plus the country is not big enough to compare to the other. In % of the population it's one of the deadliest war but in total, can't compare to WW2


platosLittleSister

"Fun fact:" the murdering of your own population is not considered a genocide. The sole reason why this is considered a genocide is that they also systematically murdered the Korean (I think) minority.


TheSpookyPineapple

Empire of Japan just entered the chat


Xx__Reddit_xX

Yeah I was thinking about that too Japan and UK Oh god!


Aleph-Infinity

japan would like to know your location


[deleted]

british killed more Indians than nazis killed jews but in the end british helped to fight nazis and became "heroes :


SasukeUcheeha

Shhhh.... These things are hidden from Brits so that they can be proud of their country and culture.


Machanidas

I can be simultaneously proud of my country, culture and its achievements and utterly ashamed of how they've acted historically. I can be proud of my countryman in Alan Turing and his role codebreaking during WW2 and completely disgusted with how my government treated him.


noobsensei_69

Shhh everyone is occupied with the Japanese and Germans. While US and UK come out as good guys.


merayBG

Welcome to the Balkans, motherfucker


broganger

Why is chinese there the punk guy should be america and that beast should be japan


LoonaiscuteUwU

*you mean West Taiwan?*


broganger

They did commit warcrimes but did they becomw famous for commiting warcrimes?


lordbigass

Yes, yes they have


broganger

tell me which commited more warcrimes japan or china?


matijoss

Me in Yugoslavia:


I_am_daBottom

New locations discovered: Jasenovac, Goli otok, Glina, Stara Gradiška, Banjica...


Strikerov

One of those is not like the others


gouda_guy6000

war crimes? do you mean trolling civilians?


chesee-on-toast

More raping people during WW2+ Vietnam. Napalming them. Bisscari Massacre. My Lai Massacre. Wounded knee massacre. The Balinga Massacre. No Gun Ri massacre. Gnadenhutten Massacre, Andersonville Prison, Dachua Massacre, Azibad air strikes , Kandahar massacre, Abu Ghraib, That’s without barely looking.


SenTry_WarLock11

Nuking Hiroshima Nagasaki


chickynator2004

Yall forgetting the very first one... killing and hunting like a billion Native Americans


Not_The_Antagonist

that's not the first one since we have older European ones (like the massive prosecutions and executions of protestants (prime example the entire rule of Queen Mary of England), Muslim's (prime example Spanish inquisition) Etc.)


Silly-Ad9124

i am not american but bro in 1800 there wasn't 1 billion natives in the actual USA and Canada territory xd. I searched it and actually in ALL THE CONTINENT died around 55 millions because pandemics so...


chickynator2004

I know lol “like a billion” sounds just better than 95.000.000 to 114.000.000


Silly-Ad9124

well there is a big difference between 55.000.000 in the whole continent and the 1.000.000.000 in usa you were saying xd


Apophis10

Is there really a difference if you murder 55M people or if you murder 1B? Is there REALLY.


Angel-of-Death34

Yes 945,000,000 people difference which is about a 1718.2% increase


furioe

There is a huge difference. Killing 1 billion is like wiping out whole of China while 55 million is like killing large ethnic groups within China. I get that you’re trying to say it’s very wrong both ways which I agree, but there is still quiet a big difference, both morally and numerically.


Apophis10

There is no moral difference in genocide wtf. Genocide is genocide. Yours is just the same superficial mentality displayed in shit like "the black book of communism". As if you being a piece of shit genocider is calculated on your body count. This way of confronting mass murderers is very dangerous, next thing you know you go around saying "well, Hitler wasn't that bad, I mean Mao killed more people, so he's Allright".


chickynator2004

Dude I was just using a phrase of course it’s not a billion


sxrreal_thxughts19

r/whooosh


Yolostijn22

That was a better solution then invading mainland Japan


Responsible-Tomato-2

That wasn’t a war crime at the time but ok


wellwhatnow443

they had to, and look, If I was the commander of the army I would try something else, but sadly due to japans state of mind they had to.


Zaid-AbboudSafadi

This and you haven't even started talking about the Middle East…


LittleCloud0

It's crazy that Imperial Japanese war crimes are just forgotten, which was possibly as bad as Nazis. And show me how PRC or USA committed more war crimes than the Nazis?


Diamantazul

Worse, some nazis were disturbed by the japanese


LittleCloud0

Yeah, the Imperial Japanese military was a bunch of sick fucks. To add pain to it, they were very lightly prosecuted after the war, and today most japanese citizens don't know the crimes of their grandfathers because their government tries to hide it.


Roy4Pris

Lightly prosecuted? Maybe because all of the real bad guys were already dead?


Little_Noah

Cant tell you anything about the Japanese but here in Germany most war criminals got away at least at the beginning they only got justice after war so i doubt it would be much different in japan except that they missed the justice after war part


Guy_with_Gasmask

I think the thing here is not that the USA have committed more war crimes, but more that some people still hate Germany for warcrimes from nearly 80 years ago and the USA are doing and doing war crimes and basically nobody cares because the USA are the "good guys" for some reason


billiyII

You can't commit a crime if you define what a crime is.


LittleCloud0

Agreed mate, USA is held to a lower standard for some reason.


slicingdicing

Every war crime the USA does is called piece keeping.


Landedcreator19

There not called war crimes if you side with them


Rule34withRule16

Did i miss something? What war crimes did china commit that are worse than nazi germany or soviets? Did they mean japan maybe? Surely they don't mean mao right? Cause that was not a war so it cant be a war crime... And the us is still far from the first 2 mentioned... Jesus this meme is broken at so many levels...


SlothThoughts

Your gonna get downvoted just as much as me , delete this if you don't want a few hundred downvotes.


Rule34withRule16

I also think so, but i love the thrill (:


SlothThoughts

What other reasons to get high karma other then to say what you want on an unpopular opinion and not care about the impact of all the downvotes right ? I imagine it is a freedom I have that others don't who carefully craft what they say with the thoughts " oh golly I hope this gets me upvotes "


Rule34withRule16

Exactly, i don't care if i get downvoted to oblivion just because i speak the painful trueth :D


EchtJetzt2

How are war crimes counted? Is it like, you let prisoners of war starve = one war crime? Or is it, you let 8000 prisoners of war starve = 8000 war crimes?


SmigorX

What's the exchange rate? How many war crimes I can get for 10 genocides?


billiyII

And is a human life suddenly worth more if the procedure of kill is a war crime? Is one war crime = 1000 normal crimes.


qwedp

If someone is interested in the actual data. War crimes arent important. Killed people is what matters: China: 1949–1987 - the communist party killed 76,702,000 people USSR: 1917–1987 - the communist party killed 61,910,000 people Combined western colonialism: killed 50,000,000 people Germany under Hitler: 1933–1945 killed 20,946,000 people Japan: 1936–1945 killed 5,964,000 people ​ But I think what really matters is who is doing the crimes now. and there the USA is definetly up there with their influence in the wars around the world. edit: Grammar edit: soldiers arent counted. Civilians only.


somerandomdev49

hitler killing germans. the war killed much more people than 20 million


qwedp

Yes the war killed 60 million or something, but not hitler germany alone. Also soldiers arent counted I think.


A20N_

Bruh where are you even getting these numbers from? 26 million people died on the Soviet front during WWII alone yet somehow Nazi Germany killed 20??


Darthjinju1901

I think he isnt including the death of soldiers, which should be included imo


BluesoftheHornet

today i will be waiting for the replies


ItzQtra

wtf, 27.5M soviets died in ww2 because of Hitler, why is nazi Germany only 20M? and what about the western and African front?


shaninah_machina

He said that soldiers aren’t in the count, moreover you can’t blame Germany for all deaths in ww2, the ones who kill are to blame for their sins even the allied forces back then, honestly many people blame Germany for everything that transpired through ww2 but that’s just like blaming the company that made a knife for a stabbing incident using the knife or blaming the company that made a car for all traffic accidents that included said car, it’s nonsensical, people like to blame others for as much mistakes to feel better about themselves, their countries or their political standing. Edit:grammar.


Meme_Slayer_14

Of course you can blame Germany for every single crime in the war. Just be prepared for another Hitler


yourDOOM_MAK

Where JAPAN?


Gods_hope

It's not a war crime if you win the war


meepanator-

I know what you did with my mom.


ThantosKal

The meme is good but I fail to see how China committed more crime than Nazi Germany. Not to say China is good or anything, it's just that they have not been part of that many wars, most of their crime were done in peace time, often against the chinese population. Btw Nazi germany is largely above the SU in term of warcrimes


shaninah_machina

I do agree about China, but the other point is a matter of perspective, Germany was literally blamed for nearly every war crime committed in ww2 even the ones they didn’t do themselves, but that’s not how things should be, you can argue that Germany started the ww2 but still they didn’t kill all the victims themselves, some war crimes were committed against them as well and some other crimes aren’t related to Germany.


huntrixtheblack

It sucks that the source of so many wars is a small group of butthurt people in charge instigating the masses.


Phirphire

It's not war crime , it's just freedom


TigreBSO

I will pass it as a joke, please don't tell me it isn't


Phirphire

It is


eRoxPlayGames

As long as you win it's freedom. Otherwise it's terrorism


cosmic_player_

Gotta spread democracy for that sweet sweet oil


dada_georges360

They aren’t being murdered, they’re being liberated.


times0

I understand the sentiment, heck even agree with it (in parts). But you really can’t equate them to the Nazis who put entire populations through efficient extermination camps - practically death factories. Only after realising that just machinegunning the civilians in their tens of thousands at a time into ditches just wasn’t a sustainable solution. Not to mention the live autopsies. Don’t be a relativist about this, it’s extremely dangerous. America has a moral high ground for the simple reason alone - that it is a culture and people which can exercise free speech and self-criticise. It can look back on its past and acknowledge it’s mistakes, and seek to learn from them for the future.


JetBasilisk

This is all true, but you're missing a crucial point in equating the two: the nation of Germany has acknowledged and apologised for the war crimes commited, whilst the US continue to commit war crimes today and have a habit of denying such crimes have occurred or are occurring and hushing them up.


HolaRevolt

Yeah. USA did war crimes too, but not even near bullshit nazis done.


jimboi13

Japan makes them all look pathetic.


wadiyatalkinabeetles

"I didn't know Don King got raped"


StonePermit

america did too much trolling


twat104

British empire laughing knowing that they did war crimes before it was cool!


With_Peace_and_Love_

I wonder if Americans know how the rest of the world feels about them.


Roy4Pris

For a long time they didn’t. Then reddit came along.


sarsina

America.... fuck yeah!


Stonksmeme_guy

*notification* “China wants to know your location”


Rebi103

Also imperial Japan


worthlessthanu

when the accuracy hits home, you have to upvote


Your_One_Lord

Anyone got the template?


ChampionHorse281

People asking where's the British and Japan. If we need to make an all inclusive nation list we need to start pulling in Portugal, Spain, Netherlands and France as well


dontbeglad

Can we just agree that humans as a species is corrupt,regardless of country?Tell me one country that doesn't have skeletons in its closet(hint:there isn't one).


Poseidonbequivering

How about the Balkans?


RudolfMaster

Most of the people don't know we exist


drphilcrialot

*israel has entered the chat*


Zaid-AbboudSafadi

You are AnTi-SeMeTiC


TheReaper2077

I really don't understand. If Israel is trying to conquer Palestine, aren't they the bad guys ?


oversized-pepe

short anwser, yes, specifically zionism is bad, if only americans knew what they don’t see on their news. look at [this ](https://imemc.org) these are daily warcrimes against palestine but i bet this is the first time you know about this. btw the source is indeed reliable and provide photos and video and witness proof.


Rich-Ad-1453

but japan


barsonica

This should be "I dodge responsibility for my war crimes" And Japan would probably be even higher.


Zonkko

For some stupid ass reason the world powers decided: its not a war crime if you win the war


OneTrueLordOfReddit

*Pakistan during war of 1971 enters the chat


ItzQtra

just curious, what'd they do


OneTrueLordOfReddit

200,000 (conservative estimste) hindu bangladeshi women were raped by pakistani soldiers. Some as young as 5 years old. First on the order of their "spiritual leader". Then under official orders of their general. It's well documented, even through a letter by the united states embassy present there who begged their government to intervene, but the united states actually sent a naval group **in support** of the pakistani war effort. Not to mention any POW that they captured were tortured to death, even if they had no information to spare. This was a common occurrence in every war pakistan has been in.


ItzQtra

what in the hot fuck


Omni_chicken2

Where Israel?


Photenicdata

I’m not a master at history, but I’m pretty sure that ***nazi*** ***germany*** was a bit worse than the us


Commiebroffah

Difference is nazi Germany did it once USA just keeps on going


M1k3L1z4rD

AmErIcA bAd


dada_georges360

Indeed


historyboi69

Yes.


MrFroschi

Well is it not?


funny_onion420

America is one of the smelliest amongst the shits in this shitshow we call world


george_boi21

average discord conversation: allow us to introducw ourselves


wellwhatnow443

introduce\* change it before the grammar nazis down vote you