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Constant-Software999

I’m in dental school and can confirm half of the classes are on attacking tongues and the other half are on asking people questions while we have instruments in their mouths


Snoo-47666

*I knew it*


bdthomasuyiuyi768

If you would floss more you wouldn’t be bleeding this bad.


Lazier-3

Stabs dentist. Why are you bleeding, I thought you flossed.


Standard-Cellist-742

He guides others to treasures he cannot possess


ThcDonalds

So are you telling me if I floss constantly I become invincible?


Lazier-3

Yes


ThcDonalds

A robot that constantly flosses for you sounds like some Michael reeves robot idea that needs to be made so we can become immortal


cobbsaladluv

lol yes


Dalaridd4567

this reminds me about some story online i heard about a dentist who went to donate blood and something happened where there was a small squirt of blood as they put the needle in and the dentist looked to them surprised but the nurse said your bleeding because you don't floss


That1cool_toaster

Dentist: *pulls knife out and reveals he is unharmed.


No_Equivalent_3259

That’s Hilarious!!


yhussein100

My mom while im being attacked: No no, he's got a point


Ph4nt0m_Hydra1

One time a dentist literally scraped my gum with a sharp dental tool and their response to blood was "Have you been flossing?"


amphibioussalamander

Got any advice for someone starting dental school in September?


VRichardsen

Bring a knife, just in case.


amphibioussalamander

I’m bri’ish I don’t have a loicence for that


M37r0p13x

Are you koiden mé? Everyoine ha' a knoif in Groit Broitain


prettyasduck

The loife of the woife was ended by the knoif


notjoshobv

MY GOD SHE'S GOT IT


civgarth

Eliza!


SuperTorRainer

Did a bawbcat attack your woife?


alfiehannam

Get a Roadman pouch mate carry your shank in there


Recklessbystander

As someone that is about to start clinic life, make time for things you enjoy. It’s easy to feel overwhelmed, exhausted, and as if life was passing by when your head is stuck in textbooks/lectures, and you won’t have ample time to do hobbies that you enjoy. But strive to make time for yourself so that you don’t burnout. Dentistry is one of the greatest careers for helping others, having an excellent work life balance and the ability to support your family without concerns week to week. Enjoy and good luck!


amphibioussalamander

Thanks! Idk if I should feel excited or nervous about starting dental school since it will also be my first time at university as dentistry is a 5 year undergrad course in the UK.


kmoney8

Study hard your first two years, makes the second half much easier. Find good healthy outlets that do not involve alcohol to cope with stress, there will be ton. Make sure you enjoy what you’re doing. Best of luck!


shittyTaco

You hit the nail on the head about the outlet. I wish mine hadn’t been eating and weed…


Soheilus

You‘ll grow on every level, seriously. It‘s one of the hardest thing to study and it’s very likely to get to know where your limits are. But it‘s worth it. Also make a schedule for everything. Make friends and enjoy the journey together! This point as already been mentioned, but don‘t let the uni take over your life. Visit friends and family, enjoy your hobbies and exercise. Seriously, dentistry can mess up your back if you don’t exercise at all. Have fun my friend :)


Otter_King

If you are going to Detroit mercy, drop out and go somewhere else. We don't call it "Detroit no mercy" for nothing.


AssaultButterKnife

“So how’s your life going?” “Uhhh” “I told you not to speak while I fix your tooth” “...” “...” “...” “So how’s the family?”


dont-mind-who-i-am

“You fell for it , fool !”


FavoritesBot

You just activated my trap card!


ExistingInABox

THUNDER CROSS SPLIT ATTACK


LightningBoy648

*20 METER RADIUS EMERALD SPLASH! NO FIGHTER EVER ESCAPED IT!*


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*YOUR IN MY RANGE! KING CRIMSON!*


FortniteGamerz123

ZA WARUDO! TOKI WO TOMARE!


sahil28293

Draw 4.


Demonboy2006

MISTAAAAAA


maruseyes

Oi NAMBA FAIV


BootyInspector96

🍩’d


Hiper_Andrea

Bruh no one escaped thunder cross split attack not 20 m emerald splash...


sloshuaa

You fell victim to one of the classic blunders, the most famous of which is “Never get involved in a land war in Asia,”


SpaceGhostYT

“Fell right into my genjustu”


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shadowst17

I swear they do it as a sick joke.


Mahmoud0Tamim

Dental student here, can confirm.


Almighty_Sand_Dollar

"You will go to sleep...or I will put you to sleep"


Ticklebot29

“You must not be flossing”


Jeynarl

"Bruh i literally flossed 20 minutes before getting here"


Hubso

For me it's 10 minutes of flossing my teeth followed by a 30 minute period of lying through them.


Tychus_Balrog

This is the way.


soulisticmuse

Dental floss vs Waterpik? Nah, lying through teeth is most effective.


RadiantMenderbug

Idk about a waterpik but I started using those plastic things that poke through your teeth before I floss every day and it greatly reduced the amount of bleeding, so my advice would be to hold down the dentist and cut their guns open to show them how it feels.


too_much_too_slow

That’s what happened to me! Didn’t floss for years, made it a habit to floss every day, then got a cavity and the dentist told me it’s because I don’t floss. Now I’m back to not flossing ever and I haven’t had a cavity since that happened. Flossing is a scam to make dentists more money! (Not really, but it sure feels that way)


hopperpopper28

My husband and I lol'd at this comment, thank you lmao


Still_Night_110

Why do you insist on Turing this office into a house of lies !


daschundtof

"but only that one time though"


AssaultButterKnife

Pretty much yeah


Almighty_Sand_Dollar

Your gums take like 40 days in a row to get used to flossing lol


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Lmao yeah and that’s the only time you flossed, ever, and that’s why you’re bleeding


TheSteelPhantom

"When was the last time you flossed?" "Bro you were the one doing it!"


sanpitch97

If you would floss more you wouldn’t be bleeding this bad.


SweetSilverS0ng

Which is true. Brush your gums too.


sanpitch97

I floss every day. I just don’t hit my gums with the same force as my dentist or dental hygienist because they are my gums and I have to live the pain of hitting them with such a high force. Don’t come in like it’s a strongman competition trying to fit the floss through my teeth, be gentle. Those gums can be sensitive. No need to treat them rough.


itsashebitch

I wasn't flossing before, but spent 3 months flossing every night before going to the dentists. He wrecked my mouth and told me I wasn't flossing, even after I told him that I started a few months ago


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averageredditorsoy

\+1 floss picks make sure you spend the extra money and get a quality brand and not the budget brand which will stab the heck out of your hand while you try to floss


stikky

if you can find the curved handled ones, they're the best. The straight up flat ones are trash


skywalker4201

Can I get an example what it looks like? P.S. I rarely floss....


sturdy55

I use [these](https://www.amazon.com/Plackers-Twin-Line-Dental-Floss-Picks/dp/B07D71HZYP). Like you, I rarely flossed. I bought 1 bag of these and now I can't eat without immediately wanting to reach for these. I also no longer bleed at the dentist. 10/10 highly recommend.


Greatdrift

I get those exact ones and they are easy to use. No excuses really besides laziness nowadays if I’m not flossing.


stikky

https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/71ygFQp6AeL._SL1500_.jpg Here you go. The ones sturdy55 linked are the flat ones I was referring to.


ComatoseSquirrel

Some of the cheap ones tend to break when pushed into tight spots.


92fordtaurus

Yeah I wasn’t doing this when I first stared regularly flossing. I was so excited when I went back to the dentist and my hygienist was basically like “you did nothing”.


shinymak

I was making this mistake and my dentist asked me about technique and showed me the correct way instead of making it accusatory. It was so different from my prior experience with pediatric dentists. I think I’m actually even more motivated to take care of my teeth just knowing my dentist believes in me.


shinymak

I was making this mistake and my dentist asked me about technique and showed me the correct way instead of making it accusatory. It was so different from my prior experience with pediatric dentists. I think I’m actually even more motivated to take care of my teeth just knowing my dentist believes in me.


StimulatorCam

A bit more money gets you [this style](https://www.listerine.ca/listerine-ultraclean-flosser), but I find having a full size handle and the floss perpendicular makes it way easier to use so the price is worth it.


dboti

I got a water pick and used it every day for the 6 months between cleanings. I didn't bleed once and had almost no plaque that needed to be removed. It was the quickest and easiest cleaning of my life. Naturally I stopped using the water pick after this appointment.


kjohnson2784

This is what it feels like when I'm flossing my teeth for the first time since my last dentist appointment thinking they are never going to know I haven't been flossing.


TazMainian2015

Who else is waiting for Ragnarok


FlyOnMikePenceHair

Definitely can’t wait for Ragnarok. Can’t wait for the game too


NDrew-_-w

This is definitely my type of humour


iamiam0

I’m always waiting for the end of the world, but yeah looking forward to the video game too.


f__h

My dentist pulled out the wrong tooth once He said it was acci*dental*


Muppetude

Gotta admire your dentist’s commitment to the pun. I mean, sure the “acci*dent*” could have just been him applying the wrong flavor of toothpaste or something. But hey, some guys go big or not at all.


MusicTutor

One time at college my bro and I were just chilling eating some pizza and we were fooling around and I fell over and my pants came down accidentally. Now as I was falling and my pants had came off (was those button up adidas one that ripped) my Johnson came flying out and at the same time he tripped too and so my Johnson and him were flying through the air and he accidentally landed near my area, he laughed so hard his mouth opened and when I landed my Johnson went right in his mouth. We both said "hahahahaha bro job bro" and we laughed it off but it was super weird and I still think about it to this day


surfingduck01

I will move to Nepal, where I will live out the rest of my days as a mountain goat


Blaze_Ocelot

Sounds good


Muppetude

Ah, a tale as old as time.


djm9545

> a tale as old as time. Wait, how versatile are those Japanese animatronics?


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Gatdaddy-

You know what they say, go big or go home!


im-a-smith

"wow, its gonna be $2000 to put it back in, sorry"


AssaultButterKnife

That’s what she said


datfurryboi01

A shit I messed up we gotta go toothless


KayJeeAy

I think thats sueable. Right, im just curious.


Stonercat123yt

99% sure yes


B0RAT

malpractice


Rastro

Yeah but if he said that pun right I think I’d personally let it slide. Now I’ve got two less teeth to deal with maintaining


doctorfruitpunch

"There are no accidents." \-Master Oogway


transapient12

Dad jokes


Sp1kefallSteve

I hope you were given something.for the pain.


incopitent-axalotl

BOI


i_need_serious_help-

BOI


GigaViking

BOI


Akumetsu33

BOI


DiamondRocks22

**BOI**


Fork_Master

Best boss fight in that game ngl


ImBakedWhatsYourName

Definitely one of my favorite scenes, so badass


James-Avatar

I dunno the fist fight with The Stranger is pretty great.


El_Muerte95

The stranger is Baldur


billbill5

I see you've never encountered the Valkyrie Queen


wash1ng_machine

whats the game called? ive seen my older brother playing it but i dont remember the name of it


giorno___giovana

God of war 4


USxMARINE

Just God of war


ricktencity

Dad of boy


Shrekosaurus_rex

Right you are. I refuse to call it anything else.


skeleberry

Father of *B O Y*


Twovaultss

God of War on PS4/PS5


Ancientrelic7

I'd say the first Baldur fight was better but this was really good as well.


USxMARINE

Valkyries though.


Browniesforbrown

Great game, 11/10, would play again.


el_corgi

I second this


Fire-typhoon123

A Masterpiece if i may say so.. will be starting my 5th playthrough soon


iamdakaptainnow

When your dentist appointment becomes a hack and slash


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AnimuWaifu6969

The fact that it hurts means your gums are already irritated so try to lightly brush over your gums when brushing your teeth. Healthy gums shouldn't bleed.


DefiantJedi

This is what eating Cap’n Crunch is like.


ceoadmiral

That’s because it’s made of [sugar, crack/cocaine, and fiberglass.](https://youtu.be/arYi03bQ0FY)


Sandirocsayzlol

B O Y


No-Name-Man66

I once had a dentist claim I needed 5 teeth pulled. I got a second opinion and never went back.


Ifuckinghatepelly

This was the best fight in the entire game


Zektorf

Dunno, Sigrun and Baldur were fire too


SalmonTheSalesman

Sigrun was so frustrating. It's the hardest boss I've ever had to fight next to Midir from dark souls and a boss fight from Ninja gaiden 2


Zektorf

It's damn hard yeah, but it's fair difficulty, you just gotta learn her moves and tear those fucking wings off.


aweiher98

Are you sure it wasn’t the 17 troll bosses with identical fight patterns?


dodde30

It's a shame they didn't make other troll fights unique like the one at hellheim, that one was legendary.


TeamGetlucky

What's Kratos fighting there?


Saeaj04

A tongue


cryptic_devil

Lightning dragon


Silverdog99

You bleed because you don't floss.


Muppetude

Hey, you don’t know the guy. Maybe they have a tiny Kratos in their mouth, axing away at their gum line. Though I suppose that’s a problem they could solve by flossing. So I guess you’re probably right.


ThatLaloBoy

Great. Now I have an image of tiny Kratos being held back by dental floss instead of chains in my head.


BigMcThickHuge

I can verify. I neglected flossing for years and brushed a lot. It caused problems when I finally got my shit together and had things checked out. Literal bone decay. Floss.


r0b0c0d

Water flossers are pretty good, and work in concert with actual floss. They're not a replacement, but they're good for getting the actual gumline between teeth. Especially if someone hasn't flossed in a while, they can be a good way to reduce inflammation/sensitivity. Personally I mix it up; some days floss, some days water. Clears space, then I brush and swish the fluoride to get it between. But man it feels weird talking oral hygiene on the internet.


nublifeisbest

Or you don't brush your teeth twice a day. Literally nobody here in India flosses their teeth. All we do is brush in the morning and at night before going to sleep. And rinse our mouth after each meal. Still everyone's teeth are okay.


Xygore

*laughs in first world ability to consume only sugar*


Dragonsandman

It's actually wild how much sugar is in North American food. You look at the ingredients for a tin of tomato sauce or something and you'll see it's got 50 grams of sugar or something like that.


bunchedupwalrus

Brushing cannot clean below the gum line. Neither can rinsing. India may not like to floss, but possibly as a result y’all have a 50% to %100 prevalence of periodontal disease and it’s considered one of the major public health concerns in the country https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC4095631/


CookieCrumbl

Your teeth may look fine, but it's your gums that need the flossing. I've seen plenty of nice smiles immediately turn to bloody messes from light touches. Eating an apple becomes quite annoying when you leave blood on the apple every bite.


yjvm2cb

Also keep in mind some people from poor countries can just naturally have great teeth because of their diet. For example when I went to Africa I worked at a orphanage for a bit and the kids didn’t even brush, they just chewed sticks that would splinter but they had the whitest, cleanest teeth. I then realized they literally have NO sugar in their diet. All they eat are unseasoned fish and chicken and they only drank water. That shit makes a huuuuge difference after a long period of time


CookieCrumbl

Absolutely, that's the case. A while back, a picture of a native americans teeth that had only eaten what they caught and found in the wild hit the front page and they were pristine. It's a little scary to think about how bad the food we eat everyday is for us that it rots our teeth so badly, if left unchecked.


JakeHodgson

I don't floss but mine don't bleed. What could be going on there?


CookieCrumbl

Diet, probably. What you eat has a huge impact on your gums and teeth in the long run.


afrothunder1987

As a dentist I have noticed a much higher prevalence of gum disease in the Indian population and you may have just explained why. I’ve had a total of two patients with rampant gum disease that were adamant that gum disease was a myth and American dentists just wanted their money, one of them going so far as to say his tarter build-up was ‘protecting his teeth’. Both those patients were Indian. I believe you lol.


De5perad0

This.


Carddan92

I used to feel the same way, however, ever since I started flossing daily the bleeding at the dentist stopped.


viper091405

I unironically call GOW4 an 11/10 game


Intelligent_One_3494

So what’s the game called lol


Snoo-47666

God of War, it’s really good if you ever wanna try it out


geofflinkinpark

God of war


Dark4Killerz

You bleed when they clean plaque and calculus from around your teeth


Snoo-47666

No wonder I keep forgetting how to integrate


This_Cat_Is_Smaug

These math puns are so derivative.


Environmental-Win836

I love God Of War!!! This boss battle was one of the most memorable. Even though I forgot about it :/


aremjay24

This was an amazing boss fight btw.


MolotovFromHell

You are bleeding because you don't floss regularly. Even if you floss every day for a week before the appointment you will bleed. If you floss regularly for a long time you won't bleed anymore ever. Try it out, it made my teeth and gums feel much better.


PettyGutterButter

Sound dental advice by MolotovFromHell


Hashfastr

Yeah idk why people who literally don’t floss for months are like “why are my infected gums bleeding?” I was like this for a while but I’ve been better lately, found antiseptic mouthwash after flossing gets rid of the bleeding quick if I slack for a little


ZurichianAnimations

I floss every night. Still bleed when the dentist stabs my gums with their torture tools. But never bleed otherwise.


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The sequel to this is going to be insane


Awoody87

I just returned from an oral surgery. I hate how relatable those hacks with the ax are. Take your miserable upvote.


hhoodiezz

shoulda flossed more :/


ks_wild20

I can feel the pain


da_da_02

Dam long time ago can't even remember the name


trailer8k

did you floss Boy !!


zunamie2

Dentist - When’s the last time you flossed? Me - bro you were there


Far_Monitor_9116

The dentist doesn't cut you up. The dental assistant does. The dentist is the guy who shows up for like 2 minutes after the other person does all the work, tells you to see them again in six months, then takes all your money.


Sedewt

This made me laugh for minutes


GotTheBeans

Should've flossed


Static_456

Too soon


APE-FUCKER

An orthodontist once accidentally drilled into my tongue when I was a child. She told me to lie back down and shut up... and then she told me to open wide.


Axtorx

Mine drilled the bottom of my mouth, under my tongue. I remember the blood, it was crazy. She told my mom I wouldn’t keep my tongue still and I was too squirmy. I have a black mark under my tongue still.


Dave30954

You clearly don't floss smh If you flossed, your gums would be stronger


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mutd_Nepal

I am seeing this right before I go to the dentist 😫😫😫


bridg-j

Tell me about it. They unhinged my jaw two days ago and now when I'm eating food my jaw is cracking...


Parcero_Brasileiro

How else are they supposed to prove to you that you’re not flossing enough?


GnarKole

Which god of war is that?


camdoodlebop

what game is that?


TheSquirrel42

God of War.


LezBeHonestHere_

Big Floss really going hard in these comments


SadBoiCri

I still abide by the rules of causality. If i get stab, I give blood.


TormentedOne69

“It’s your fault you have a bleed in your mouth”