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I’m in dental school and can confirm half of the classes are on attacking tongues and the other half are on asking people questions while we have instruments in their mouths
*I knew it*
If you would floss more you wouldn’t be bleeding this bad.
Stabs dentist. Why are you bleeding, I thought you flossed.
He guides others to treasures he cannot possess
So are you telling me if I floss constantly I become invincible?
A robot that constantly flosses for you sounds like some Michael reeves robot idea that needs to be made so we can become immortal
this reminds me about some story online i heard about a dentist who went to donate blood and something happened where there was a small squirt of blood as they put the needle in and the dentist looked to them surprised but the nurse said your bleeding because you don't floss
Dentist: *pulls knife out and reveals he is unharmed.
My mom while im being attacked: No no, he's got a point
One time a dentist literally scraped my gum with a sharp dental tool and their response to blood was "Have you been flossing?"
Got any advice for someone starting dental school in September?
Bring a knife, just in case.
I’m bri’ish I don’t have a loicence for that
Are you koiden mé? Everyoine ha' a knoif in Groit Broitain
The loife of the woife was ended by the knoif
MY GOD SHE'S GOT IT
Did a bawbcat attack your woife?
Get a Roadman pouch mate carry your shank in there
As someone that is about to start clinic life, make time for things you enjoy. It’s easy to feel overwhelmed, exhausted, and as if life was passing by when your head is stuck in textbooks/lectures, and you won’t have ample time to do hobbies that you enjoy. But strive to make time for yourself so that you don’t burnout. Dentistry is one of the greatest careers for helping others, having an excellent work life balance and the ability to support your family without concerns week to week. Enjoy and good luck!
Thanks! Idk if I should feel excited or nervous about starting dental school since it will also be my first time at university as dentistry is a 5 year undergrad course in the UK.
Study hard your first two years, makes the second half much easier. Find good healthy outlets that do not involve alcohol to cope with stress, there will be ton. Make sure you enjoy what you’re doing. Best of luck!
You hit the nail on the head about the outlet.
I wish mine hadn’t been eating and weed…
You‘ll grow on every level, seriously. It‘s one of the hardest thing to study and it’s very likely to get to know where your limits are. But it‘s worth it.
Also make a schedule for everything.
Make friends and enjoy the journey together!
This point as already been mentioned, but don‘t let the uni take over your life. Visit friends and family, enjoy your hobbies and exercise. Seriously, dentistry can mess up your back if you don’t exercise at all.
Have fun my friend :)
If you are going to Detroit mercy, drop out and go somewhere else. We don't call it "Detroit no mercy" for nothing.
“So how’s your life going?”
“I told you not to speak while I fix your tooth”
“So how’s the family?”
“You fell for it , fool !”
You just activated my trap card!
THUNDER CROSS SPLIT ATTACK
*20 METER RADIUS EMERALD SPLASH! NO FIGHTER EVER ESCAPED IT!*
*YOUR IN MY RANGE! KING CRIMSON!*
ZA WARUDO! TOKI WO TOMARE!
Oi NAMBA FAIV
Bruh no one escaped thunder cross split attack not 20 m emerald splash...
You fell victim to one of the classic blunders, the most famous of which is “Never get involved in a land war in Asia,”
“Fell right into my genjustu”
I swear they do it as a sick joke.
Dental student here, can confirm.
"You will go to sleep...or I will put you to sleep"
“You must not be flossing”
"Bruh i literally flossed 20 minutes before getting here"
For me it's 10 minutes of flossing my teeth followed by a 30 minute period of lying through them.
This is the way.
Dental floss vs Waterpik? Nah, lying through teeth is most effective.
Idk about a waterpik but I started using those plastic things that poke through your teeth before I floss every day and it greatly reduced the amount of bleeding, so my advice would be to hold down the dentist and cut their guns open to show them how it feels.
That’s what happened to me! Didn’t floss for years, made it a habit to floss every day, then got a cavity and the dentist told me it’s because I don’t floss.
Now I’m back to not flossing ever and I haven’t had a cavity since that happened. Flossing is a scam to make dentists more money! (Not really, but it sure feels that way)
My husband and I lol'd at this comment, thank you lmao
Why do you insist on Turing this office into a house of lies !
"but only that one time though"
Pretty much yeah
Your gums take like 40 days in a row to get used to flossing lol
Lmao yeah and that’s the only time you flossed, ever, and that’s why you’re bleeding
"When was the last time you flossed?"
"Bro you were the one doing it!"
Which is true. Brush your gums too.
I floss every day. I just don’t hit my gums with the same force as my dentist or dental hygienist because they are my gums and I have to live the pain of hitting them with such a high force.
Don’t come in like it’s a strongman competition trying to fit the floss through my teeth, be gentle. Those gums can be sensitive. No need to treat them rough.
I wasn't flossing before, but spent 3 months flossing every night before going to the dentists. He wrecked my mouth and told me I wasn't flossing, even after I told him that I started a few months ago
\+1 floss picks make sure you spend the extra money and get a quality brand and not the budget brand which will stab the heck out of your hand while you try to floss
if you can find the curved handled ones, they're the best. The straight up flat ones are trash
Can I get an example what it looks like? P.S. I rarely floss....
I use [these](https://www.amazon.com/Plackers-Twin-Line-Dental-Floss-Picks/dp/B07D71HZYP). Like you, I rarely flossed. I bought 1 bag of these and now I can't eat without immediately wanting to reach for these. I also no longer bleed at the dentist. 10/10 highly recommend.
I get those exact ones and they are easy to use. No excuses really besides laziness nowadays if I’m not flossing.
Here you go. The ones sturdy55 linked are the flat ones I was referring to.
Some of the cheap ones tend to break when pushed into tight spots.
Yeah I wasn’t doing this when I first stared regularly flossing. I was so excited when I went back to the dentist and my hygienist was basically like “you did nothing”.
I was making this mistake and my dentist asked me about technique and showed me the correct way instead of making it accusatory. It was so different from my prior experience with pediatric dentists. I think I’m actually even more motivated to take care of my teeth just knowing my dentist believes in me.
A bit more money gets you [this style](https://www.listerine.ca/listerine-ultraclean-flosser), but I find having a full size handle and the floss perpendicular makes it way easier to use so the price is worth it.
I got a water pick and used it every day for the 6 months between cleanings. I didn't bleed once and had almost no plaque that needed to be removed. It was the quickest and easiest cleaning of my life. Naturally I stopped using the water pick after this appointment.
This is what it feels like when I'm flossing my teeth for the first time since my last dentist appointment thinking they are never going to know I haven't been flossing.
Who else is waiting for Ragnarok
Definitely can’t wait for Ragnarok. Can’t wait for the game too
This is definitely my type of humour
I’m always waiting for the end of the world, but yeah looking forward to the video game too.
My dentist pulled out the wrong tooth once
He said it was acci*dental*
Gotta admire your dentist’s commitment to the pun. I mean, sure the “acci*dent*” could have just been him applying the wrong flavor of toothpaste or something. But hey, some guys go big or not at all.
One time at college my bro and I were just chilling eating some pizza and we were fooling around and I fell over and my pants came down accidentally. Now as I was falling and my pants had came off (was those button up adidas one that ripped) my Johnson came flying out and at the same time he tripped too and so my Johnson and him were flying through the air and he accidentally landed near my area, he laughed so hard his mouth opened and when I landed my Johnson went right in his mouth. We both said "hahahahaha bro job bro" and we laughed it off but it was super weird and I still think about it to this day
I will move to Nepal, where I will live out the rest of my days as a mountain goat
Ah, a tale as old as time.
> a tale as old as time.
Wait, how versatile are those Japanese animatronics?
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You know what they say, go big or go home!
"wow, its gonna be $2000 to put it back in, sorry"
That’s what she said
A shit I messed up we gotta go toothless
I think thats sueable. Right, im just curious.
99% sure yes
Yeah but if he said that pun right I think I’d personally let it slide. Now I’ve got two less teeth to deal with maintaining
"There are no accidents."
I hope you were given something.for the pain.
Best boss fight in that game ngl
Definitely one of my favorite scenes, so badass
I dunno the fist fight with The Stranger is pretty great.
The stranger is Baldur
I see you've never encountered the Valkyrie Queen
whats the game called? ive seen my older brother playing it but i dont remember the name of it
God of war 4
Just God of war
Dad of boy
Right you are. I refuse to call it anything else.
Father of *B O Y*
God of War on PS4/PS5
I'd say the first Baldur fight was better but this was really good as well.
Great game, 11/10, would play again.
I second this
A Masterpiece if i may say so.. will be starting my 5th playthrough soon
When your dentist appointment becomes a hack and slash
The fact that it hurts means your gums are already irritated so try to lightly brush over your gums when brushing your teeth. Healthy gums shouldn't bleed.
This is what eating Cap’n Crunch is like.
That’s because it’s made of [sugar, crack/cocaine, and fiberglass.](https://youtu.be/arYi03bQ0FY)
B O Y
I once had a dentist claim I needed 5 teeth pulled. I got a second opinion and never went back.
This was the best fight in the entire game
Dunno, Sigrun and Baldur were fire too
Sigrun was so frustrating. It's the hardest boss I've ever had to fight next to Midir from dark souls and a boss fight from Ninja gaiden 2
It's damn hard yeah, but it's fair difficulty, you just gotta learn her moves and tear those fucking wings off.
Are you sure it wasn’t the 17 troll bosses with identical fight patterns?
It's a shame they didn't make other troll fights unique like the one at hellheim, that one was legendary.
What's Kratos fighting there?
You bleed because you don't floss.
Hey, you don’t know the guy. Maybe they have a tiny Kratos in their mouth, axing away at their gum line. Though I suppose that’s a problem they could solve by flossing. So I guess you’re probably right.
Great. Now I have an image of tiny Kratos being held back by dental floss instead of chains in my head.
I can verify. I neglected flossing for years and brushed a lot.
It caused problems when I finally got my shit together and had things checked out. Literal bone decay.
Water flossers are pretty good, and work in concert with actual floss. They're not a replacement, but they're good for getting the actual gumline between teeth.
Especially if someone hasn't flossed in a while, they can be a good way to reduce inflammation/sensitivity.
Personally I mix it up; some days floss, some days water. Clears space, then I brush and swish the fluoride to get it between.
But man it feels weird talking oral hygiene on the internet.
Or you don't brush your teeth twice a day.
Literally nobody here in India flosses their teeth. All we do is brush in the morning and at night before going to sleep. And rinse our mouth after each meal. Still everyone's teeth are okay.
*laughs in first world ability to consume only sugar*
It's actually wild how much sugar is in North American food. You look at the ingredients for a tin of tomato sauce or something and you'll see it's got 50 grams of sugar or something like that.
Brushing cannot clean below the gum line. Neither can rinsing. India may not like to floss, but possibly as a result y’all have a 50% to %100 prevalence of periodontal disease and it’s considered one of the major public health concerns in the country
Your teeth may look fine, but it's your gums that need the flossing. I've seen plenty of nice smiles immediately turn to bloody messes from light touches. Eating an apple becomes quite annoying when you leave blood on the apple every bite.
Also keep in mind some people from poor countries can just naturally have great teeth because of their diet. For example when I went to Africa I worked at a orphanage for a bit and the kids didn’t even brush, they just chewed sticks that would splinter but they had the whitest, cleanest teeth. I then realized they literally have NO sugar in their diet. All they eat are unseasoned fish and chicken and they only drank water. That shit makes a huuuuge difference after a long period of time
Absolutely, that's the case. A while back, a picture of a native americans teeth that had only eaten what they caught and found in the wild hit the front page and they were pristine. It's a little scary to think about how bad the food we eat everyday is for us that it rots our teeth so badly, if left unchecked.
I don't floss but mine don't bleed. What could be going on there?
Diet, probably. What you eat has a huge impact on your gums and teeth in the long run.
As a dentist I have noticed a much higher prevalence of gum disease in the Indian population and you may have just explained why. I’ve had a total of two patients with rampant gum disease that were adamant that gum disease was a myth and American dentists just wanted their money, one of them going so far as to say his tarter build-up was ‘protecting his teeth’. Both those patients were Indian.
I believe you lol.
I used to feel the same way, however, ever since I started flossing daily the bleeding at the dentist stopped.
I unironically call GOW4 an 11/10 game
So what’s the game called lol
God of War, it’s really good if you ever wanna try it out
God of war
You bleed when they clean plaque and calculus from around your teeth
No wonder I keep forgetting how to integrate
These math puns are so derivative.
I love God Of War!!!
This boss battle was one of the most memorable.
Even though I forgot about it :/
This was an amazing boss fight btw.
You are bleeding because you don't floss regularly. Even if you floss every day for a week before the appointment you will bleed. If you floss regularly for a long time you won't bleed anymore ever. Try it out, it made my teeth and gums feel much better.
Sound dental advice by MolotovFromHell
Yeah idk why people who literally don’t floss for months are like “why are my infected gums bleeding?” I was like this for a while but I’ve been better lately, found antiseptic mouthwash after flossing gets rid of the bleeding quick if I slack for a little
I floss every night. Still bleed when the dentist stabs my gums with their torture tools. But never bleed otherwise.
The sequel to this is going to be insane
I just returned from an oral surgery. I hate how relatable those hacks with the ax are. Take your miserable upvote.
shoulda flossed more :/
I can feel the pain
Dam long time ago can't even remember the name
did you floss Boy !!
Dentist - When’s the last time you flossed?
Me - bro you were there
The dentist doesn't cut you up. The dental assistant does. The dentist is the guy who shows up for like 2 minutes after the other person does all the work, tells you to see them again in six months, then takes all your money.
This made me laugh for minutes
An orthodontist once accidentally drilled into my tongue when I was a child. She told me to lie back down and shut up... and then she told me to open wide.
Mine drilled the bottom of my mouth, under my tongue. I remember the blood, it was crazy.
She told my mom I wouldn’t keep my tongue still and I was too squirmy. I have a black mark under my tongue still.
You clearly don't floss smh
If you flossed, your gums would be stronger
I am seeing this right before I go to the dentist 😫😫😫
Tell me about it. They unhinged my jaw two days ago and now when I'm eating food my jaw is cracking...
How else are they supposed to prove to you that you’re not flossing enough?
Which god of war is that?
what game is that?
God of War.
Big Floss really going hard in these comments
I still abide by the rules of causality. If i get stab, I give blood.
“It’s your fault you have a bleed in your mouth”