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Slartibartifarts

Actually had a friend who made a gud dad joke. *Waitress comes to our table* My friend: "we would like to pay please" Waitress: "ok that's >insert amount here< then" My friend: *pointing at us* "ok does it matter who pays?" Waitress: " no, I don't mind" My friend: *gives bill to waitress* "ah ok here you go :)"


TekoXD

Ahahaaha what was waitress'es reaction?


Xecxciic

As someone who has worked in the customer service industry I promise no matter what fake laugh she put on she's dying inside.


ban_tabl

F


danivideda2

F


Killer_Queenz

I can second that


LongLegLarry0

F


PidarNahui

I wonder that too


Slartibartifarts

She paid the bill obviously. >!Sadly she just indeed died inside!<


[deleted]

Yo what actually happens when u get an award? Do you just get reddit coins what actually happens?


Lux-LightM

Let the man find out for himself, I’ll start small


TekoXD

Wholesome


titush8

But then I don't know, can someone explain to me instead of giving me an award?


TopRamanNoodl3s

u tried it /s


[deleted]

Ok so I got a notification from u/reddit saying that I got an award but can I do anything with it? Thanks though


AgentWowza

Silver is a pat on the back, doesn't give you anything, and it costs 100 Reddit coins to give. Gold is a week of free Reddit premium and 100 Reddit coins, it costs 500 coins to give. Platinum is a month of Reddit premium and 700 coins, it costs 1800 coins to give.


Lux-LightM

This is all true and also readable by litterally clicking the awards button and reading it


tileyourbathroom

“ well they asked what I wanted “. Dads response every time


ReformedPyke

Images you can hear


LifeShouldntBeEasy

KEKW


Steindifox

HAHAHAHAH


[deleted]

That's the real disrespect


boysprunejuice

\*demonic screech\*


K1ng_of_F1lth_1

and then they pull out the gun they were hiding in their pocket “hand me over the cash”


Hades09112000

Dad jokes 100


NoReasons1443

Sir, Is this a robbery?


MasterMush-

Nice Parents ? Looks like you got a shiny!


Agent_Beard

My dad did this yesterday, cept he was looking to buy a truck so he said that instead.


danioo270

What is that picture...


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Xtrendence

Agreed.


Feta-of-Fate

My dad laughs at slightly comedic commercials


K-Kov815

Oh how the tables have turned, funny dad jokes.


AntonBespoiasov

Then he brings it and 1000 bucks bill


nomo357

What is the origin of this meme? Must be from some video clip I’m assuming


TekoXD

This is one of many parodys. https://youtu.be/EfqSFQlDae8


ditlit11134

Comedy genius


PM_ME_DADS_ADVICE

For me, It was always a million dollars


mandyar

my uncle everytime he gets the bill: "Did we break anything!?" ... to this day, no waiter/waitress ever laughed


Ihavenopurposeinlif3

Brings out 1000 dead deer “anything else sir”


The_Arbit3r

He hath achieved comedy


but-it-was-me-sd

My dad made a jock at with my uncle, He dropped some water and it got on his pants so my uncle said “ what’s with all this sperm” and my dad replied after pointing at his kne “Don’t jocke if it woud be sperm it woud be here”


odhali1

Everytime we check out....need anything else? A big pile of money you are not using 🙄