By - TekoXD
Actually had a friend who made a gud dad joke.
*Waitress comes to our table*
My friend: "we would like to pay please"
Waitress: "ok that's >insert amount here< then"
My friend: *pointing at us* "ok does it matter who pays?"
Waitress: " no, I don't mind"
My friend: *gives bill to waitress* "ah ok here you go :)"
Ahahaaha what was waitress'es reaction?
As someone who has worked in the customer service industry I promise no matter what fake laugh she put on she's dying inside.
I can second that
I wonder that too
She paid the bill obviously.
>!Sadly she just indeed died inside!<
Yo what actually happens when u get an award? Do you just get reddit coins what actually happens?
Let the man find out for himself, I’ll start small
But then I don't know, can someone explain to me instead of giving me an award?
u tried it
Ok so I got a notification from u/reddit saying that I got an award but can I do anything with it? Thanks though
Silver is a pat on the back, doesn't give you anything, and it costs 100 Reddit coins to give.
Gold is a week of free Reddit premium and 100 Reddit coins, it costs 500 coins to give.
Platinum is a month of Reddit premium and 700 coins, it costs 1800 coins to give.
This is all true and also readable by litterally clicking the awards button and reading it
“ well they asked what I wanted “. Dads response every time
Images you can hear
That's the real disrespect
and then they pull out the gun they were hiding in their pocket “hand me over the cash”
Dad jokes 100
Sir, Is this a robbery?
Nice Parents ? Looks like you got a shiny!
My dad did this yesterday, cept he was looking to buy a truck so he said that instead.
What is that picture...
My dad laughs at slightly comedic commercials
Oh how the tables have turned, funny dad jokes.
Then he brings it and 1000 bucks bill
What is the origin of this meme? Must be from some video clip I’m assuming
This is one of many parodys.
For me, It was always a million dollars
my uncle everytime he gets the bill: "Did we break anything!?" ... to this day, no waiter/waitress ever laughed
Brings out 1000 dead deer “anything else sir”
He hath achieved comedy
My dad made a jock at with my uncle,
He dropped some water and it got on his pants so my uncle said “ what’s with all this sperm” and my dad replied after pointing at his kne
“Don’t jocke if it woud be sperm it woud be here”
Everytime we check out....need anything else? A big pile of money you are not using 🙄