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ZeroSmash

Stand outside, aaand stand inside.


Chr0be

Already better than me I‘m only inside


Some_Older_Scrolls

I that that they smelled bad... on the outside.


white_android

Inside isn't exactly sunshine and candy


Battlejew420

LUKE DONT KISS YOUR SISTER


Virgin_Dildo_Lover

I'm Mary Poppins, y'all!


ominousgraycat

But she tastes good on the inside!


RimjobSteeve

I assume you like sushi


BombsAndBabies

>that that


BroodjeFissa

I that that they all the time.


LtFlavor

And I thought they smelled bad ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... *breathes ... ... ON THE OUTSIDE


[deleted]

I'm waiting for the next patch before I try outside again


CallMeCygnus

Devs took the money and ran. It's abandonware sadly.


[deleted]

Smiles outside, aaand smiles inside


legoguney

what is this word “outside” that you speak of?


ishalfdeaf

/r/outside ...it'll blow your mind, man. The shit people see out there...


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ishalfdeaf

Thank you! 7 long years and countless hours of lost productivity, but here we are!


Dats_Amore

She’s a freak on the streets and can change all your sheets, that’s amore.


Rathma86

how has this not been upvoted more


[deleted]

News to me.


warptwenty1

Go to the garage aaand the kitchen


nexxtmeme

who tf goes outside?


[deleted]

I do every now and then to check the mail.


TheBeastX47

Username checks out


[deleted]

...you with the feds?


warptwenty1

Me


Bohnx207

Stand outside, and lean inside


Marioman646464

Stand outside, die inside


Thatnintendonerd

Stand outside, *ORA*


jahermitt

Wash the car and the dishes


OnePunchManateeXIV

『Stando』?


Mustache-Man227

STANDO POWA


kazuraki

Well shit I can barely stand inside without a struggle, imagine standing outside


Daweism

Where is this outside you speak of?


VidarBearus

I am confused


Scone_Wizard

*I am confusion*


Schroeder226

*AMERICA, EXPLAIN*


GO_Nyxton

#ESPLAIN #WHAT #YOU #MEAN #AR-KUN-SAW


46554B4E4348414453

*finger tapping intensifies*


TacoRedneck

[Reference for those confused](https://youtu.be/5EbnoElOJx0)


rayshmayshmay

WHY YOU NO OUR-KANSAS


badiban

I see you are a man of culture as well


[deleted]

A woman who agrees to get photographed inside and outside. In different cloths and lighting


WeedsAccountant

Careful, she's a hero


Fr00stee

I too wear different cloths every day


innermachine

U know it took me a while to figure out but I think she's trying to imply that she'll clean the kitchen and the car?


TheYearillionaire

Hi, I'm Elfo.


karm-a-holic

Drive and cook


ruairi1999

Turns out shes doing neither


ClessGames

She has the wrong clothes for both.


Captain-Benns

Wait wrong clothes for driving??? The fuck 😂😂


CmonImStarlord

I drive nekkid.


white_android

I drive in a Porsche outfit.


CmonImStarlord

Soo..you're a transformer?


DoingCharleyWork

Gotta make sure people know you drive a Porsche even when you’re in the store.


Da_Real_Omid

No need for outfit. Just buy the keychain.


DoingCharleyWork

Keychain isn’t big enough. You gotta get a full Porsche track suit. And then make sure you tell everyone. Especially people that aren’t paying any attention. “Ya that’s right this is a Porsche track suit for the Porsche I drive.”


Da_Real_Omid

Damn. I will also hire a map reader to give me directions in the store.


JackGaroud

Joey?


white_android

How you doin'?


JackGaroud

*giggles*


white_android

I hate that I love that show.


jguy55

Sure there might be some uptight camp counselors who don’t “dig” the bart philosophy, but I say the human body is a thing of beauty!


Da_Real_Omid

I cook nekkid


SinisterRoomba

I always change into my Chauffeur clothes when I drive, even if it's just a 5 minute trip to the groceries


Tenshik

No driving gloves, fucking casuals out here amirite smdh


warptwenty1

Oof yeah noticed it too


DaJokur10

work and cook


[deleted]

Work and dress nice?


Icetea20000

Is she telling me I got no drivers license?


WhakaWhakaWhaka

Why cook?


[deleted]

drive you and cook you


normal_wasabi

OBVIOUSLY she means that she can exist outside and inside


[deleted]

I didn’t even think that was possible.


WTFishsauce

It's a newly discovered state of photo superposition. It only occurs via photon capture and representation. If you were to observe her in person the super position would collapse into either inside or outside.


[deleted]

Whoa.


PrincessOpal

Ah yeah, it's the famous concept known as Schrödinger's girlfriend


Weebatron4000

at the same time


KJBenson

Sounds like a classic case of schrodingers pussy.


Robotniksfatcock

nah take of picture of everything and put it their twitter ​


ReverseWoooosh

Drive and cook? I'd hope most people can...


arandy_person

Sounds like Saudi propaganda


DBNSZerhyn

She's not doing either! She's standing and standing! Maybe a little leaning, too.


SlinkToTheDink

Relationship goals!


dabonthemhatersjp

Shit I don't know how to cook


ReverseWoooosh

Well then maybe you should get a girl like her...


_duncan_idaho_

It's really not that hard.


DeltaRamenSebas

I genuinely don't get why thots do posts like that, its like, what are you trying to prove exactly? That you have different sets of clothes for different occasions? So does everyone else.


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I thinkt they're saying being smart and attractive and sexy and attractive


[deleted]

How is the first one protraying smart? How is the second one not protraying smart?


[deleted]

Doctors are stereotypically associated with being smart, being sexy is stereotypically associated with being dumb.


star_trek_lover

Scrubs can mean medical assistant. And I’d say it’s split pretty 50/50 in my experience between a competent/smart medical assistant, and a total bonehead of a medical assistant.


[deleted]

Those don't look like scrubs though. And even if they are, girls in nursing programs are a dime a dozen.


ullee

Engineers are a dime a dozen, doesn’t make them any less impressive.


ishowudawae

What about his comment made you assume he was putting down nurses? He merely said that girls in nursing are dime a dozen, meaning there's a lot of them. Which is true as ~90% of nurses in the US are female.


Kakarot_faps

True, but at least it means she probably works hard and puts in the hours. It'd be pretty awesome to have a girl who makes the same or more than you tbh - you don't have to pay for everything then


Bloody_BMW

Doctors lol let’s not get carried away. She’s a nurse, tops. Edit. Someone commented and then deleted it saying I’m “shitting on nurses” and here is my reply to that Oh, no doubt nurses are the back bones and life support of hospitals and most doctors offices and even most dentist offices. It’s just a lot easier to become one as cores to a really long medical degree. I’m not one to talk since I’m trying to be an Emt/firefighter which takes almost no extra education except a year or two of classes and academy. So yeah. Nurses kick ass.


herptydurr

[Not even...](https://twitter.com/angelalize13/status/1103792769116655617)


itsiNDev

What the fuck is a personal assistance company?


Bloody_BMW

They either make, sell, or buy assistance I’m guessing lol maybe she means they assign people to be personal care assistants? Like for old people or babies.


touie_2ee

Probably in home health for people that need someone to come by and check on them and help them with meds, etc.


Gmtom

>"We own" oh so you didnt even get the job on your own merits?


kx2w

But how?


BZ-B

Her top is just a blue V-neck too lmao


[deleted]

Well point still stands


1stOnRt1

> Doctors lol let’s not get carried away. She’s a nurse, tops. The problem is the "Tops" part. That inherently implies that a nurse is below a doctor. It also makes me wonder why youre assuming she is not good enough to be a doctor? Seems like youve got some biases eh


CanlStillBeGarth

But.. nurses are technically below doctors. They take less schooling, make less money, and the doctors literally tell them what treatments to apply. It doesn’t make them less important but still. And that girl isn’t even a nurse, so he was right.


emerveiller

She looks very young to be a doctor. Also, nurses are below doctors in the medical heirarchy, that's just fact.


md5apple

Lady in the street but a freak in the bed. This entire thread of literal interpretation hurts.


Hideout_TheWicked

She is saying she works (wearing scrubs) and looks good. Implying lots of girls just get by on their looks and don't work.


DeltaRamenSebas

Hmm, I get ya, I'm just saying that thats essentially the same thing.


onederful

they know they're failing at it but they're hot so they'll get their hearts and retweets then cash out lol


__return_false

As a middle aged man, wondering how does one cash out? In other words, who pays said thots?


onederful

not in the literal sense more on the "i got my likes/shares/hearts so now im validated, time to thot it up some more and think up some more bullshit posts to stick a sexy picture of myself to validate myself some more!"


red-et

Step 1: Be Attractive


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Step 2: don't be unattractive.


thestargateking

They do posts like this to get likes from people that see tits and go “nice” and like/upvote


Kakarot_faps

That's basically just the slogan for instagram. Girls (and guys) like attention and being told they're hot - surprise surprise


DoingCharleyWork

I have one outfit like a cartoon character.


StockAL3Xj

I think they just want a reason to post and since most people only care about their looks and not about what they're saying, no one will ever criticize so it just keeps happening.


yomamainpajamas

Facebook and Instagram


cycln-mikel

wash the car AND clean the kitchen


suszter

Now that's a grown women right there


QuestionableTater

Happy cake day


Oplan_

r/biggerthanyouthought


Low_Well

NSFW


AtlantaLP

Perhaps the left photo / right photo represents the idea as the song says “I can bring home the bacon, fry it up in a pan...” Because on the left she’s in work clothing and on the right she’s in the kitchen? I have no idea what this means and I’m wildly guessing.


oliahx

She is just showing that she can be smart/professional/hardworking and also dress up/be glamorous when she wants to.


Hideout_TheWicked

> smart/professional/hardworking More like works and has a job.


flyGuava

Make your kitchen and your car sexier


Visiourus

Cook and clean


[deleted]

Stands and leans


bellapippin

Bend... and SNAP


kidsteddy3

Ouch my back!


FrisbeeFonz

Be a lady in the streets but a freak in the bed


JSkorzec

Her thighs look yummy... ...I'm already leaving...


HiImFox

Heavy squats are a beautiful thing.


PatacusX

I bet she could crush a watermelon in them thighs.


Graize

I bet she could crush ~~a watermelon~~ my head in them thighs.


IIIORIVARIII

I want what this guy is watching.


iiElysiumx

DAMMMM SHE CAN STAND INSIDE AND OUTSIDE?!?!? That’s my dream right there 😍😍


puppyroosters

But dude you have to hold a smile too. No matter how much I try I'll never achieve that level of greatness.


lilfupablessed

Push up or no push up. Straight or curl. Pants or no pants. Super versatile, gah damn 👌😩‼️


TigonYT

It looks like she is in scrubs in the first pick so possibly it's alluding to her intelegence and beauty


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jules2607

Get groceries and cook


tylerdurden47

Isn’t that profile hers, maybe she belongs to r/nicegirls?


Justabitadruuugs

Get groceries and cook? Isn't that supposed be in the package?


ryantwopointo

Does OG tree man think he’s being subtle with his huge gold bracelet in his pic?


illoomi

get you a man who can do both


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Malex21

smile and smile


Mad_H3ro

the only thing that i see is missing is the sandwich in the second picture ​


Mattcarnes

Go from a nurse to a rich girl I guess


Gh0stR1d3rF4n

Drive a car and make me a sandwich I love it


Ancientpilgrim

She has a pretty smile, no matter the environment!


aplagueofsemen

Pretty sure they meant cover tits and show cleavage.


[deleted]

Why is everyone in this comment section so mad lmao it’s not that deep


GroovingPict

seriously though, what point is she trying to make?


[deleted]

I’d smash both of them! And they would smash me because I’m sexy like them


[deleted]

She’s a nurse she’s wearing scrubs in the first photo. It’s work and party.


The_Dimond_timbs

what,do dishes in 2 diffrent places


RealBowsHaveRecurves

Damn, I wish my wife could stand near a car.


peacheiss

She just put on a dress, raised her chin, and went inside there is no difference im cackling


blitzxzx

Have boob and have less boob


Wuellig

Get you a girl that can change her clothes and her environs.


CMND_Jernavy

I never understood these. Are folks that are doing this (making these get ya a girl/boy thing) advertising for themselves or is it vanity?


Jackthedog130

Chookie and chuckie...you just have to use imagination, or break the code...! -:)


prabh321

naah, Shoots in kitchen


CNKTCW

i can do that


crazydude442

Better than mine, mines on the inter webs


Theo103

Savage


Tiwiltd34

He right


not12listen

Does the car have a manual transmission? If not, I am not impressed...


SeaOsprey1

Pretty sure the post is a bad attempt at “someone who dresses normal and not slutty on the reg but can look hot too”


kae_why_el_ee

Throw the entire male species into confusion & one other thing we can't figure out?


Disvoid

Well one is in the kitchen so thats a given


22Wideout

Looks better in the scrubs tbh


bobloblawblogyal

Split personality disorder. Basic bish. Fancy bish.


[deleted]

I dont get it and it itches my brain.


One3igMeme

Why she got the same kitchen as me


gitartruls01

I mean jokes and memes aside, she looks pretty good imo. Am I being weird? I'm probably being weird


guzman_hemi

Why yes i would love a slimthick latina to cook my food and wash my ass


two_2three

all hoes can do this little make here little coke there and ba-boom


RaisinBagelzz

That can suck a dick and sew it back on after she cut it off too


Nakasina88

Damn, he had to do it to em


Devorer

asss and pussy asss asss asss and pussy


altheamorn257

🤣🤣🤣


[deleted]

Well hot either way


Daveed84

who the fuck watermarks memes


Yakerrrrr

@will_ent does