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zoltan1515

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K1W1N_FFS

1976-2021 ;-;


zipimilo88

-45 so you are on debit:(


Appsroooo

Debt*


IamREBELoe


BraveBoi_1112

Now that’s not a lot of money


SomeoneOutThere69

Its tough


PrathamCRT

Rest in peace


Minecraft-185

$2484345508. call it


77happytrigger77

What kind of black magic is this and how do I do it


Hot-Weekend1713

What happened tell us.


77happytrigger77

I can't, but I can say that the number is safe to call


Hot-Weekend1713

Why can't you pls tell us.


77happytrigger77

Just call it and find out


Hot-Weekend1713

I'm at work so I can't.


77happytrigger77

Fine. When you dial the number, it plays [this](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ) automatically.


Hot-Weekend1713

Nice I don't know how he did that but it is legendary.


77happytrigger77

I know. I saved it in my contacts if I ever want to troll my friends.


MRMichael7

FUYKDIFJKWESIOFGJHX UYHU SI MCUD!!!!!!!!


Terrible_Ear7741

FU-


Novacaine667

you let me down


keksivaras

idk who made it, but it plays the full song and then hangs up. I'd like to try it, but idk what it would cost


iMagnus_34215

Truecaller supremacy


Overcooked-Banana

DAMMIT YOU GOT ME


IIBlue_StarII

It doesnt work. I want it to troll my frends


bogdanbos725

What kind of black magic is this and how do I do it


billsaysno

ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS


Novacaine667

bruh


Sarah_the_no

8675309


Full-Attempt7749

Dammit, beat me to it by a minute


Intelligent-Fan-6364

Jenny jenny


V_Phi

9 Billion something :/


AnImposterIsRed

give exact


BunnyEater0987

Enough to pay my hospital bill Oh wait I live in germany


Nervous-Dog-5462

Nice move


PowerfulMetal1

laughs in European*


BloodStone29

It starts with 0


DisketteGuy

Same


a-pro_human

69


Jester2100

Nice


little_omaewa

Nice


PowerfulMetal1

Nice


20TLG20

Nice


YusufSertdemir

Nice


2005_F250

Nice


PrathamCRT

Nice


Txur-Itan

Nice


designgun

Nice


WOUCO07

Nice


Ehaan_69

Nice


shiki686

Nice


Logical_Custard7295

(Laughing noises)


Silvester17

No.. because in Greece mobile phone numbers start like that.


AethericAsura

This joke is old enough to die, it's overused af and not funny anymore


HyperTheWeirdo

Why are you booing him, hes right


Hatter_Hoovy

just because its overused doesnt mean its not funny


HyperTheWeirdo

Its not funny because its not funny


Hatter_Hoovy

-_-


Txur-Itan

Woah, you must be so much fun in person.


HyperTheWeirdo

Oh god forbid i not find the sex number funny


Txur-Itan

I mean.. fair but you don't have to play the humor policeman either


NomadicSeer2374

13


IamREBELoe

Starts with 1-900


Freddi_47

9billion


Killer_OG

A ... lot


Capsule_CatYT

[REDACTED]


Reemmyboi

Hey I saw you on the battle cats and bee swarm sub


Capsule_CatYT

Egg 🥚


memeForbreakfast

991


DanielMaitheny

I don't think you know how this exact meme works.


Speede24

None, cause mom doesn't give me money


godlyrev123

Guys this is a trap to get our mothers phone number


shiki686

My thoughts exactly


Herculesesgrandpa

No shit lmao


siyandv

You sneaky OP... What a nice way to ask for my mom's number😏😏 so you wanna call my mom?


TamimReadzIt

cringe


[deleted]

$6479027466


BlackJesus_36

None, I can earn my own money, I don't need hand outs


MoltenSpaghetMonster

911-472-3758


Iwanttokillamockingb

I can’t tell if this is a fake number or ur just stupid


EasyAbility3232

Call it


qweroshan

36337440


Ex_Cortex

About Elon musk's net worth. Could be more I'm just estimateing...


Kingmilo2772

905 thousand something


[deleted]

8 million


AngryRedwastaken

911


BarnyTD

80085


[deleted]

9 billion


Starry-Striped-Sky

Over 9000


A_guy_Dead_inside69

6738151397


MomKingHacker

69420


Caosin36

A lot


Not_Jo_Mama

18005324500 and it’s YOUR mom’s number ;)


TerrariaEnthusiast7

A lot


_frank_011

132672113.84 US dollar


Emox0000

000000000


TheRealNerdyBoi

6942069420 bucks


TemporaryQuiet6900

911


thegoldmercedes

u guys are lucky it is not weight.


TypicalTys0n

NOT AGAIN


Mememandude1

0696942068


little_omaewa

Which one ?


sleaZD

67892220212


AggravatingEnbie

Your gay


TamimReadzIt

You're* + ratio


AggravatingEnbie

You’re* ratio nonce


TamimReadzIt

nonce deez nuts 😎😎


AggravatingEnbie

You just said “pedophile deez nuts” HA


TamimReadzIt

nonce means pedo?


AggravatingEnbie

Yep in England it is (British slang)


IIBlue_StarII

Me?


AggravatingEnbie

Idk are you gay


IIBlue_StarII

Maybe. Maybe not. *I rlly dont know what i am. Am i pan with a gay phase or am i rlly gay. But why do i fall in love wif a girl as soon as i settle on accepting that i am gay?*


AggravatingEnbie

Maybe your bisexual dude :)


IIBlue_StarII

Thats like pan but simpler. I still fall in love from character, so if then its what i originally thought. Pansexual. But then it started becoming so that i would only fall in love woth boys, that kept on for almost a year, so i settled onaybe i am gay. And then short time ago i fell in love with a girl and now i am confused


AggravatingEnbie

Omnisexual maybe? But also panromantic?


IIBlue_StarII

Idk


gaming-forever

999


Melodic_Score_1950

\*pulls uno reverse


MrWolfsters

950 6… Waaaiitt a minnuutte


Praise_The_Cheese

0844 900 00 00. :)


iKotax

2,819,177,054


zombieassassin0321

More than $1


shipoopro_gg

Half a billion dollars not too shabby


Upset-Ad-6625

9873639238 I dare you, call it


IIBlue_StarII

What will happen? Plz tell me. If it troll or so, i want to troll my freands wif it


Upset-Ad-6625

I just changed some digits


AdhesiveTapeWasTaken

Over a million excluding area code


Normal-Attention

I mean non of it that's her money lol


Starred-back

At least 5€


owinates_42

897-4826-9985 Call it and tell me what happens


NoKarmaWhore69

I got raided for drug trafficking and using a reported stole phone. This is bs I didnt steal a phone!


ooopop

80085


Himouto-chan

$911


TamimReadzIt

I knew this would be here somewhere.


Swimming-Dot-2864

Over five million


koukoulis

My mom’s number 1


Mattcraft857

Better question. What if your address was turned into your life span. How long would you live. I should clarify. Just the number parts of your address.


gmoney-0725

My mom does not have a phone. So zero. Even if she did I would not post her number on here for people to call it.


OriginalVideoMiner

3


TL_games

7192662837 dang I'm rich! And if I press 3 right after I'm even richer!


milllie_sama

A lot of money


Touhou-cringe0w0

900 thousand dollars


shxxbi155

And its gone


weusereddit4fun

Above $900000000


RocketRemitySK

A lot


Smashcentra

Over a billion


adwws_78

$9899440000


Demopan-TF2

After banging her so much, she never gave her number. Shows how bad you must be.


mspaint22

6789998212


Nub_Head

More than one


Laufeson

$69696969


Skills3450

911 2001


TamimReadzIt

above two billion seven hundred twenty seven million one hundred twenty seven thousand three hundred fifty three


Rikoro

0$ :(


Wide-Ad-40

911$


The_92nd

Data scam much?


Apophis10

Easy. 3387466018 dollars


shiki686

Jokes on you I don't live with my mom she was abusive she in jail


zylver_

$2,813,308,004


Naumo-Dale

$18,037,245


JoshuaPiggy

911 dollars


seth-5

Let's just say a lot


billsaysno

69 because i live in greece


[deleted]

Huge amount


Mr_Xano

911


OnlyUsernameLeft123

I came here hoping to have some mom's to call. I am disappointed but also glad to see you all are smarter than that.


Mauldalore7

£7375,549069


Electrical-Bison6175

$911


HypeWeevil

$8304765664


santaclausdied

Sorry my mother isn't jewish


Novacaine667

A lot, I’ll tell you that much


Amazing_Watercress34

0 - she's dead


Spencer_Reids_toe

$$4005042😳😳😳