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Hooloovoos-clues

We lost a war to emus.


FxrYT

Imagine getting defeated by BIRBS *no offense*


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Have you seen emus? Those birds can and will kill you.


ThatRandomPerson__

They can kick


AdgentRhino

China lost a war to birds too


Khaos_Gorvin

Cod... so much cod.


dFRosa23

Portugal?


Khaos_Gorvin

Yes.


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IsildursBane10

Me too. We’re idiots.


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Hammered-snail

Ah damn got me again


imyourforte

Is it deep fried... With potatoes


Khaos_Gorvin

It's in every way imaginable. Cod cakes, steamed cod, grilled cod, fried cod. There are over 2000 recipes of cod, usually all based on dried salted cod. Ironically I'm not a big fan.


soothouse-

The place where cloudy with a chance of meatballs happened


GMYSTERY69

South Africa had a president who couldnt count steal millions from us and we voted him in twice


connor-mclennan

In de beninging


ChenzyHouse

Lisssen pro-pa-lee


a_faxmachine

Inni de benie...


imyourforte

Never trust someone who can't count to hold your money.


thegnuguyontheblock

The voters in South Africa can't count either so...


Endderie

Seven hundred and sixty nine, eight hundred and... Seven hundred... Listen properly! Seven hundred and sixty nine thousand, eight hundred and... Twenty... Heh? And seventy! Members down from... One hundred... One hundred and point two million in 2012... For those who wanna see this in [action](https://youtu.be/qi1nSJZMcLg)


drunkbelgianwolf

Belgium. 1 of our minister was accused for literally burning money. And 1 of our previous minister of healthcare was Maggie de block. Look her up...


DimTim7

I am under the water.... Boooo too much water...


Reggin_007

G E K O L O N I S E E R D I'm not sure tho


DimTim7

Yeahhhhh


Yamanocchi

Atlantis?


ALOOFQUAIL

I am under the water here too much raining vohuvohu sounds


hilly20003

Australia: your pm shit his pants at a McDonald's


imyourforte

That's some fast acting mcdonald's! Usually it takes at least five minutes after you left mcdonald's for the shit to flow.


Familiar-Pepper2717

Sounds more like american taco bell


rotten_poison

They aint call it fast food for nothing you know


naughtyusmax

Didn’t one also go missing after swimming out to sea


dufflecoatsupreme91

Yeah and then we named a fucking swimming pool after him.


PM-ME-UR-NITS

I fkn love this


[deleted]

Omg they actually did its true!


hilly20003

It's so bad it sounds fake


ajgutyt

in my language u can change any word for swear so it make sense


imyourforte

In my language you can take any word and replace it with a swear word and it will be a swear word.


Manita93

Which country?


imyourforte

The United fucking of America.


TheresBeesMC

Sounds horrible. You should move. The Netherlands welcome you. Here, we’ve got more weed, better healthcare, and good economy and education. Sure, we’ve got some stuff to work out (like our entire fucking cabinet at this point in time), but we’ll soon be the underwater piece of weed-growing farmland that we all know and love.


_Ross-

Hallo, alles fucking goed?


Saelas

Swearword as multitool? Sounds slavic to me.


babaBOI_niKe

Nice beer but a bad man with a Moustache


TragicTester034

Österreich


imyourforte

Saudi Arabia! /s


babaBOI_niKe

Ok maybe Moustache wasn’t the right word, Mets just say small beard under nose rectangleshaped


imyourforte

I've heard Germans only get cold in a tiny section just below their nose on their upper lip. The rest of the face is always warm but this one tiny spot is known for being frigid.


babaBOI_niKe

Hitler


SUOMIPetkele

Adolf Hitler professional ball fiddler


little_Twat

Ayo?


banana32148

Bro you mean beard


FananaBartman

Tea, stealing artifacts, invading and making your homeland worse and then leaving.


Hamzus26

The innit people


The_Knights_Patron

Lol, this is really funny.


konstantinlevin77

thanks for your services, Britain.


dlbpeon

Ghod save your Queen!


M3m3-l0rd-Mo

*shave*


Daddyn-noob

My colonies are gone :’(


imyourforte

Hahaha r/mademesmile


K1W1N_FFS

Meatball no good


RipDiscombobulated36

Sweden? XD


K1W1N_FFS

Ye boy


marijuanatubesocks

I got food poisoning from Swedish meatballs in Sweden literally yesterday


imyourforte

Lol. Get Rekt Italy.


TheOssified

Mama mia!


RealDirtyDiego

We were somewhat responsible for both world wars


DasSchaf1

Austrian?


RealDirtyDiego

In der Tat


imyourforte

So like 100%...


DasSchaf1

Maybe in future it can be a 3 out of 3


viktortheredditor

Our president is a clown, and short and we are way smaller than we were before the 1st world war.


ThatAlmightyBob

Hungary?


viktortheredditor

Yes


Pixelcat1

ill get you some food


l_Just_Ivan_l

A kurva anyád


nuclearnutzz

Our president is a clown, doesn’t this apply to most the world


Dekappp

Hiányolom a bojler eladó üzenetet ):


SeqUta

Mom beats her kids with hanger


imyourforte

Mexico


hunnibear_girl

Can’t be. Madres use chanclas.


cutrey66

Madres use fucking everything, chanclas are just their weapon of choise


DirtyDeers

Belts, twigs, ropes, all kind of shoes, etc. My ass is a connoisseur in the art of parental smite


coxr18

0-2 in world wars. 1-0 against religions


TragicTester034

The Deutsches Reich


TheresBeesMC

Which one?


Hector_Tueux

Ja


Platform-Playful

7-1 on Brazil. I didn't forget it yet


1-Libero6-1

Musst leider die Kreuzzüge noch einrechnen Kamerad


Clownzyyy

r/cursedcomments


Similar-Panic-4870

Moldova is so important that in geography book it doesn't exist


TragicTester034

Moldova you mean Eastern Romania


Affectionate-Knee721

it’s both, there is a region called moldova in romania but there is a country too, the republic of moldova……it doesn’t help that they are stuck together bc they used to be united


TacoEaterMaster

Notice: Guns needed with entrance of grocery store.


TheresBeesMC

Orange Man Land?


RYalonso

I live in Spain but the S is silent.


A10timothy

Ethpania?


Mammoth_Weakness_756

Any country in Latin America


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Exotic-Ask7768

Pedro Sanchez doing his work eh?


unknown32011

Hello your computer has wirus


[deleted]

why am i reading this in Indian accent


unknown32011

Ya thats right


warmtoiletseatt

Because it is the right way


enideniw

We are known for more right?....... right???.....^(right??)


TablePrinterDoor

What about curry, t series, Bollywood?


A-B_D

India


DiamondComodo

India for sure.


mrbuttersoft

America needs no introduction


IndianGuyFromYouTube

'Murica baby!!


imyourforte

You use reddit a lot. Like I use reddit a lot, but you're using it more than me. Let's join forces and comment on all of reddit.


koukoulis

Can’t afford healthcare, good thing I’m living the dream.


OhTheWicked

I can afford healthcare cuz I'm poor and receive medicaid! Even though I work 40 hours a week. MURCA!


IndianGuyFromYouTube

Let's goooo!!!!


KamiNari_252

Our mom's green


imyourforte

No, she's very much a veteran. Trust me.


KamiNari_252

It's a meme from my country


imyourforte

🇲🇾


KamiNari_252

My burada!!


poiuoppo

How do op know I thought I was only a joke among us


czikenpolak

Poland.


Zwsgvbhmk

I was thinking about how to roast Poland but you did it the best.


facelesswolf_

Another sentence to describe it would be: They won’t go that far.


imyourforte

Ugh. Too much polish in Poland


bariyer2

our economy is crashing and the president doesn’t gives a fuck


jokbalchi

scrolling through the comments to see if anyone said something about turkey especially about economy is kinda sad


bariyer2

my guy *1 €* is almost *20 ₺* at Turkey. Edit: The reason why i said like this cuz like many other countries rents and just being able to live normally is absurdly expensive


A-B_D

Lol 1€ almost equals 3700 syrian pounds


bariyer2

so probably u dont know that the most of the people who work in Turkey they get their salary in ₺ and the country itself is severly in debt and also price of € is slowy rising.


jokbalchi

i know 💀


Sarcasm_Llama

Do you have any idea how little that narrows it down?


Jamb08303

Not all of us drink irn bru


Shoddy_Clock_8985

Too many people


imyourforte

Vatican city?


DasSchaf1

Statistically there live 2.27 popes per square kilometre in Vatican city.


imyourforte

To some, that's one pope too many, but to me, I think everyone should have a little pope in them.


pleasedothenerdful

That's what the Catholic Church does.


IeatBeansgood69

Very cold and president is angry


A-B_D

Russia


arandomguyfromreadit

Potato


imyourforte

Love roasted potatoes.


Thy_Finster

We lost a war to fucken emus, our PM is a fuckwit who left while our country was on fire to have a vacation with his family then had the AUDACITY to go to the affected towns and farms that burnt down while he was gone to give them food and water and to top it off the western side of our country was on fire for a month and a half cause The Greenies decided to not back burn (which would prevent massive fuck off bushfires to occur) and they could’ve prevented ALL OF THAT DAMAGE if they weren’t money hungry fuckheads and go, “Yeah nah she’ll be right” while going into one of the hottest summers ever recorded.


Thekingdeviljin

Overhyped Ghetto island in Latin America.


mwdom78

Cuba?


Thekingdeviljin

Hahahaha no Cuba sadly is underrated, its Puerto Rico x'D people treat it like its the second coming of Jesus Christ.


Actual_Painter5995

Deep fried guns


anubiss_2112

Available on most school lunch menus


Ibreathoxygennow

Intelligent but Dumb


Done-Man

That's like all of humanity


[deleted]

So, everybody on Earth?


breadslice1258

Which one?


Blink712178

No there are no Kangaroo's and it's Austria not Australia


Super_kitty369

Maple syrup


CoreyGlover

The biggest roast is that it took like 40 comments of other countries before one for Canada :(


Stings_Life_Matters

Canada? What about hockey ?


little_Twat

Tea and biscuits


EldervastMan

Boris Johnson


imyourforte

He's what would happen if you personified a merkin in a comic and then that comic came to life as a merkin impersonating a politician.


The_Verdant_Zephyr

We're probably left off so many maps for a reason.


behshadstar

Old Zealand be like: first time?


Kamelenteen25

The place is named after a province in the Netherlands called Zeeland, which still exists.


fabian_drinks_milk

Even we Dutch forget it exists. Nothing really happens there and the population is aging.


imyourforte

New Zealand or Iceland? Either way. F


The_Verdant_Zephyr

Yeah, New Zealand.


Complete-Ask-1415

We are the sand and camel benders


Bodabaker

It's being roasted enough already


X_DIO_BRANDO_X

shit roads, shit gov,shit education, too much ukrainians


imyourforte

Have you tried renaming your country? Perhaps calling it Russia. Maybe there will be less Ukrainians in Russia if it were Russia.


X_DIO_BRANDO_X

nah, the name is perfect


l1reek

Which country contains “too much” Ukrainians?


mwdom78

Ukraine, I suppose


mwdom78

It's Poland, isn't it?


Skrblik007

Czechia?


NeedToExplore_

cows are safe than citizens


imyourforte

Lol. India.


Italian_Giulio

Droga mafia porcodio


NkSl0

Hai dimenticato i calabresi


alessandrosalve

bastardi chiamo da Reggio emilia


NkSl0

Sono un assassino di meridionali


alessandrosalve

vi ammazzo tutti bastardi pezzi di merda


Genius005

Pizza pasta mandolino berlusconi


Aggravating_Key_1757

America can buy Turkey for the same price as a Turkey.


Kharuzim

A political freak show


I_lost_my_identity

So which country?


Another_Heisenberg

He basically described the world, minus a tiny fraction i suppose.


IVther

You're going to have to be WAY more specific.


VanTiPire

Do you have any idea how little that narrows it down?


Buddha20

Definitely Turkey


tatendakutadza

I once bought a bag of chips with $5 billion


AngrySpaceBoi420

Losing both world wars


jakethe5nake926

good burgers but cant afford a hospital


kracken0406

A criminal who killed 100 people is out


imyourforte

As long as the people who killed less than 100 people are still locked up, you're probably safe.


Mortar_Bear

Yeah öike ge already killed 100 people its not like he needs to kill anymore he is already badass in the murdere community but all the murderers who didnt kill 100 people probably want to be like him so its better for them to be locked away


Globysito

Marihuana... Too much


TItanCreeper1495

Ready, aim, surrender!


Billy_Pickers

Fully White nation which removes rights of whites.


NotCHAD_

457 years of development and still a third world country, corruption.