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-Eoan-Daws-

"Hey look! A two-face penguin telling riddles!" *runs away*


Steven7712

This is how villains are made


AlertWar2945

Your to late batman, weed has been legalized


slucker23

Not in Gothem it ain't


phantomdeath37

\*you're \*too


Zillovalla

Mama mia


Danelix_

Here I go again


Yung_Hambo

My my


Shreyash_Jha_5813

How can I resist you


Wannabe_OG_Leksa

Just try to steal the wheels of the batmobile and u get to be his sidekick


Intelligent-Path1896

Batman beats up homeless people who are trying to get money from robbing a store


Zzen220

Robbing a store is wrong *bone breaking sounds*


juicykisses19

*decapitates a troubled youth by hooking his head up to the batwing* "WHERES THE RIDDLER"


Zzen220

This is so much funnier because you chose Riddler lol. He's such a mid tier threat that it elevates the joke, excellent choice sir.


juicykisses19

Thank you.


Leaper29th

Bruce Wayne [helping](https://youtu.be/-j3rL4QkUm0?t=113) the homeless


realMikeCarson

Went from Hasbulla to Has-a-bowl


w4runn3r

Who's buying one gram of weed?


Lord_Puss

Batman will literally cripple you for j-walking


FiveOh54

He’ll make sure you can never walk again


UseIllustrious9758

Bruce Wayne lives in mansion and talks about justice and equality.


daveinpublic

Ya right? He’s probably one of those billionaires who won’t pay his fair share, right?


Zzen220

Bruce Wayne single handedly finances just about any building or program of any value in all of Gotham.


Charagrin

And yet it's conspicuous what areas he DOESNT finance, eh?


No-Transition-2606

Was confirmed in the Legoo Batman Movie


[deleted]

That dude’s creepy ASF


Wanderingh0st

“Batman doesnt kill”


howiecat87

Why does this kid look like a 60 year old diabetic patient?


FiveOh54

I read somewhere he has a disease and is 18


Defender_Growlithe

He'll do that even if you accidentally dropped a gum wrapper on the ground. Batman doesn't kill but instead he injures the "menace of society" so badly that they wished they were dead.


FiveOh54

Facts


fart_poop274

Is that an old man?


fatboywonder_101

actually kinda. they have a weird disorder where their body doesn't seem to age past the age of 5. he's actually in the 20-30 year old range I believe


theGOD1989

He is 19


Sak_Muchrappa

Feels bad man


TheGasMove

How old is this child!?


No-Transition-2606

He's a teenager I think and has a special disorded.


TheGasMove

Nah, that dudes 55 an owns a corvette stingray


theGOD1989

18/19


TheMacelar

Hasbulla


Quitmaaaa

This is the first meme that’s made me laugh in awhile so good job :)


oreo_cookie01

But them you say “Shazam”


Interesting-Word3889

Oh oh alarm go brrrrrrrr


HadesTheHell

mens, i need help i see this meme template so rarely but it alway make me laughting my ass off, what i have to search to find other meme with this ?


StarLuma

Hasbulla


My_Self0526

Ohhhh noooo😖


LaughingxpainXD

I'd get naked n stare him down in hopes my two inch punisher scares him


FiveOh54

He’d probably snap it like a glowstick