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RevoltingRobin

Why should you care? Don't date people that demand such dumb shit, instant red flag


-TheArchitect

That's kinda ..Revolting, Robin


MotherofLuke

I only date geriatric cases


CAMTHEENGLISHMAN

Bet bare ppl downvoted because they didn't understand


FictionDragon

Yeah, don't even get them attention.


PM5C

And that's no fiction, dragon


FictionDragon

I see what you did there. Are we gonna end here or make these puns dragon?


PM5C

You shouldn't expect that, wouldn't want you to blow smoke there Mr. Non-existent sky lizard person.


facelesstrashpanda

This is getting out of hand.


PM5C

Sorry, you have to face the facts here.


facelesstrashpanda

I cannot. As I am faceless.


PM5C

Ah. Thats trashy of you. But I digress, would hate to keep PANDAering.


facelesstrashpanda

[P]recisely. [M]oreover, you are a formidable opponent in this pun war, however, I have limited time to continue as I have to head to class in [5] minutes. [C]ommon sense would have me step down from this battle of wits. Good day to you, good sir/ma'am.


m4rkoh

That's like all women, dude.


ga_bree

Woman here. Just wanted to say I actually don’t date guys over 6’.


kay_kay_1998

>Woman here. RIP Inbox part 1 >don’t date guys over 6’. RIP Inbox part 2


jadedlonewolf89

Being 6’1 is over rated anyways


MrDolph14

shit


ga_bree

Idk how to take that shit.


kingkp09

wait so u only date men who are less than 6ft?


ga_bree

I’ve never dated a guy over 6’. My preference is below 6’. I’m 4’11 and I don’t like a drastic height difference.


kingkp09

Damn


Kooky-Topic-6879

so you mean i have a chance


Inevitable-Club6809

One of your last comments was answering Ryan Reynolds in a “Which Celebrity is Most Attractive?” thread, he’s 6’2 lmao. Women often say one thing and do the other.


ga_bree

I was surprised most *men* weren’t mentioning Ryan Reynolds because it seems all men are a little gay for him. But thanks for your weird, half assed observation.


skt2603

Ill turn gay for ryan reynolds any day


mrawesomelemons

I'm 6'5 and single. Hmm..


Legend-jerry21

I feel your pain, 6'8 and single.


Nabukyowo

Not a girl but... you guys interested?


Cats_are_the_end

Did they answer?


Nabukyowo

No :(


Cats_are_the_end

I'm here *finger guns*


Nabukyowo

I'm 5'2 btw


Cats_are_the_end

Cute, I'm 5,11. So we're basically the same height


enmareborn

Now kiss


Cats_are_the_end

You?


Cats_are_the_end

Based


Arun_KT

Absofuckinglutely based


Mot2120

The homies always lookin out for each other 😤


suckmytoes6k9k

Facts 💪


jonna696969696969

Brag about it.....


Legend-jerry21

I'm also 25 years old and never had a real girlfriend so yeah being tall is everything


FictionDragon

You're right. You need a lot more than just height.


[deleted]

I'm 8̵̨̛͉͍̣̯̬͉̜̥͉̩̰̝̹̭̝̺̘̮͍͓̤̰̼̪͇̝̰̞̗̦̫̺̲̪̲̘͓͉̟̙͈̘̪̳̦̜̗̱̙͒͐̉͛̅ͫ̾̔̒͗͊͋ͪ͗͐̑͛͌ͩ̓͌̿͒̎̍ͣͫ̈̆̄̓̂̉ͫ̎ͯ͋ͧ̀ͬ̓̊̄͛̓̓̅̅͗̀́̚͟͜͠͡ͅ͏̵̷͠͠҉͏̷̵̢̀͘͜͝҉̛҉̕҉̧̛́̕҉̨̀͟͠͞͠҉̛͏҉̴̕̕͘͜͠͞8̵̸̷̴̼̼̗̝̘̜̺̮̙̠̫̭̰̲̠͉̬̰͓̟̲͍̻̫͉̱̠̫͉̦͚̘͈̰̙̰̗̲̟͎̘̩̬̰̰͖̱̜̓ͬ̅̒͛ͣͭ̐ͦͥ͌́̂ͯ͋̐͂̓̓ͧͣ̾̿ͣ̎ͯ̏̂̉̒ͣ̊̃̂͑̈́ͦ́̀́ͫ̾́ͯ͒ͬ̐͂̉̈́̀͘͘͟͡ͅͅ͏̷̶͠͠͡͏̀͏̨҉̨̛͢͠͏̵̴̧̛́̀͟͜҉̶̴̸̢̡̀̀͘͘̕͘͜͟͟͡͡ but I'm single too


Romi_Z

same


Scariuslvl99

I’m 1m97 and alone. It’s almost as if striding too far from the average can cause problems...


Nabukyowo

Dj Khalid, suffering from success


prakharlol

6'4 and single


JoZerp

Don't complain homie, i'm 5.5. A dwarf at your side


Annkatt

"You've got my axe!"


flxrken

Good one haha


Cats_are_the_end

It's not the height that was being complained about but the dumb and unreasonable standards, I don't care about height at all, but confident you are with yourself and how generally nice you are


JoZerp

I was joking tbh. I just ignore people like that, better leave that flea alone. I hear more about pp size and feet size, rather than height.


Cats_are_the_end

Feet size? That's news to me


Xyno94

Big feet scare me sometimes


The_Brain_Fuckler

Wanna suck on my tiny, toddler size 4 feet?


jadedlonewolf89

And my sword


solofaux

i’m 14 and 5,5 just drink some milk


[deleted]

Girls like that aren't worth it, if the first thing she says when asked "what is a perfect bf for you" is "he has to be rich", or "he has to be at least 6ft", then she can go to hell. bc usually girls like that start depending on the guy, and manipulating him. Unless the girl is successful (or tall) herself, then she has the "right" to ask for things like that. I'm not saying that the girls can't ask for a bf that at least has some money, but they just shouldn't expect too much from a guy, when they themselves don't do shit


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_JustThisOne_

And the unspoken fourth 6, 6+ inches


bathoryblue

Actually when we reference the 666 man, we're just looking for Satan


Kooky-Topic-6879

agreed


BubblyMango

lemme guess, you are neither rich nor 6 feet?


Ardecle

The fuck is 5,7 anyone explain in eu terms


Tobbygan

Short guys have height issues, Tall guys have dick issues… you’re screwed either way.


Flying_Mage

And back issues. Don't forget about the back.


suckmytoes6k9k

Ahh yes broken facts


Frosty-Ad5163

everyone gets to screw anyway


Prysm_8

i’m 6’3”, what dick issues are you talking about lmao


89degreesfahrenheit

Damn bro, she could suck his dick without even crouching


Annkatt

More like lick his nipples


PointlessOverthought

Anyone else notice that person would have to be like… four feet tall?


nerd_marvelfan_

My guess is she is 4'5


Secure-Imagination11

Girl I went to college with was 4'9 and her bf was 6'5. They looked ridiculous because from a distance it looked like a child and her father.


7S0C9

I fucking hate women like this! And then they're the same women that get mad when you say you don't like big girls. I'm sorry, but height is something you can not change, however weight is some that you CAN change! If it's socially acceptable for women to say they don't like short guys it should also be socially acceptable for men to say they don't like fat girls. Not tryna body shame or anything, but if a height preference (something you can't change) is acceptable, then a weight preference (something you can change) should also be acceptable!


Fire_Cuber

What girls like thay are doing is literally defined as body shaming. No guy has control over his height, and girls act like they don't have control over how many donuts they stuff their face with everyday.


7S0C9

EXACTLY! There's no exercise you can do or food you can eat to increase your height! However, if you're overweight you can simply just eat healthier and exercise more, which will result in you losing weight. Unfortunately though, a lot of people just take the easy way out and not do anything about their weight and choose to just say "all bodies are beautiful"... but then they're the same people to make fun of short people. Double standards.


Bored_Vulcano

I mean.... when you are young and still growing if you have a healthy diet, get lots of sleep and exercise that increases your height even if you have trash genes


Annkatt

I agree, yet some cases of obesity are indeed caused by body condition, and person has little control over it in this case


Axyon09

But those conditions are very rare and not the majority of obese people


7S0C9

Some people are more prone to obesity due to factors out of their control, such as metabolism or thyroid problems, but it's still POSSIBLE to lose weight. It just would require those people to work harder to lose the weight. However, height is completely unchangeable. You are as tall as you are and that's just it, you're stuck with that height for life. Yet people think it's fine to have height preferences, but not weight preferences. It makes no sense.


xxxfirefart

Personally I think people should be allowed to have preferences, would you really prefer women force themselves to date men they aren't attracted to? And having a weight preference is acceptable, just don't be rude about it and noone will bother you.


billsfriendlyghost

This, Idgaf what your preferences are as long as we’re clear on them, i dislike the idea of dating out of pity or duty or whatever the heck that would be, so I like that people say this shit out in the open, that way I know we ain’t getting anywhere and shouldn’t waste both of our time


blackbirdonatautwire

If you’re having a hard time finding a woman to date you its probably because of the misogynist shit you sprout rather than your physical attributes. Also the fact you sound like one of those men who only considers dating uber-hot women likely plays a role too.


7S0C9

No, I'm just sick of seeing double standards. Why is it when women say "I only date guys over 6 feet" that's perfectly fine, but when I say "I only date skinny girls" I'm a terrible person? If it's socially acceptable for women to have height preferences, it should be socially acceptable for men to have weight preferences.


blackbirdonatautwire

You are living in some weird parallel universe if you don’t realise that we live in a society that has been judging women’s worth based in their looks for centuries. It is only recently that it has started happening to men too. Its not fun when its your turn, is it? Thank the patriarchy for all this shit. If you want to make a difference stop complaining about how hard done you are and help overthrow the patriarchy. I can guarantee the world is full of women who don’t care how tall you are, but what type of person you are instead. You just can’t see them because likewise you are only interacting with women based on how they look and not who they are.


Julian-8523

Yes because sexual partners typically look for looks, money or some other redeemable attribute.


blackbirdonatautwire

If you believe that then why complain and lash out when you are judged on your appearance by a prospective partner? Accept it and move on.


Julian-8523

I don’t lash out. It’s just erroneous what you said


blackbirdonatautwire

I must have confused you with another poster then who’s comment was him essentially lashing out. Take the “you” as a vague generic “you” rather than a personal “you” in this case.


[deleted]

Sucks you're being downvoted for telling facts. Just shows what a toxic shithole of a sub this is.


pudding-juice

As a single girl that never had boyfriend my standards are low


ElenaMorinstal

I'm in the same situation, some girls have high standards but the situation goes both way. Guys don't have to tell you that you're not pretty enough, just the looks are enough.


pepesAdvocato

Saaaame


Carbunclecatt

183cm is a lot!


Kooky-Topic-6879

its sad that i can never be alot :(


Carbunclecatt

Think I'm roughly also 5'7, I don't know how 178cm translates but should be similar


Kooky-Topic-6879

180cm is 5’10.8” and i dont know why i know that 😂


Carbunclecatt

Nevermind, 178cm = 5'8.3"


Kooky-Topic-6879

sweeet


MarylandKrab

There are many, if not more, women who are willing to date men who are that size.


Kooky-Topic-6879

i did not come across a single one like them yet, so i dont know for sure. seeing is believing you know


MarylandKrab

What's more important than physical height is a sense of self, purpose, and honest values. If you have those 3 things, it's hard for people to not like you. It just takes decades to hone those things, but it's worth it for the outcome and the journey.


Geospizae

i've dated loads of short guys, height really doesn't matter to women who genuinely just want a loving, fulfilling relationship if she really doesn't like you just because of your height, then you deserve better my dude


clutzyninja

You've never come across a single woman willing to date someone 5'7"? Really... Not a single one? I'm sorry to break this to you .. It's not your height


MrGovernmentality

I've seen this image reposted so many times it's getting deepfried


the_carlinater

Come to Malta, almost everyone here is below 5'5


Kooky-Topic-6879

i will be a giant there 😂


suckmytoes6k9k

We barbarians stand tall


Enemy50

Im 5'9 and i like it. Ive noticed my tall friends seem less approachable because they're big. One of my best friends is 6'6 and nobody tries to talk to him cause he looks scary


Mr_nobrody

5'9 too which is 69 inches


Wamrage76

Womenlets are so cringey. They act like the world revolves around them.


WASDNLRK

I read that as "omelets"


suckmytoes6k9k

I want a cheese omelet now


Psychosis092

No, it's not.


pepesAdvocato

I’m 6 foot. Not a guy though.


Kooky-Topic-6879

dayummm!! 🙈


pepesAdvocato

Then I see all the tall guys running around with midget women :(


Kooky-Topic-6879

i am 5’11” and i dont have any woman 😅


pepesAdvocato

Lol but no emoji sir this is Reddit :D


Kooky-Topic-6879

its really hard to find someone who has a good sense of humor and is single >_<


Kooky-Topic-6879

i am still new here xD


pepesAdvocato

Oh ok, you are forgiven


Kooky-Topic-6879

jesus is here, thankyou. ^_^


pepesAdvocato

Am Jesus, can confirm 8)


Kooky-Topic-6879

lets help humanity together one meme at a time <3


interstellar566

Gays are even worse


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LaughingxpainXD

Her loss. Im tall when im laying down


raedr7n

I'm sure it's just a matter of practicality for her. She doesn't want to have to get on her knees when sucking dick.


Facewade

She's giving you a bj tho


NoobzProXD

"All my height goes to my cock" - every redditor


Ice_age_Baby_no

Repost


HitoKenshin

Hey, that's me


bijay_

she is trying to tell inch by the way.


PM5C

You shouldn't expect that, wouldn't want you to blow smoke there non-existent sky lizard.


kerbu_

thats pegasus omg


jujunegi

I'm brown and 5'7" and I'm above average here and I'm a happy man with height so should everyone


dankest_ch33s3

Bruh, I literally do not gaf if the guy I would date is shorter or taller than me. As long as I like him that’s what matters. I mean sure, everyone has ideal standards but I don’t have to have those ideal standards


_cermet_

Maybe I'm just used to being the tall one (I'm 5'4) so 5'7 doesn't seem that short to me. Dw you'll find someone who loves you regardless of your height :)


Kooky-Topic-6879

i m praying that every single day. its very hard to find someone who is single these days, everyone around me or that i know is in a relationship or getting engaged or having babies and i am here memeing about life xD


fadedlavender

Good people that don't ask for dumb stuff are hard to find but don't lose hope!! If you yourself have reasonable standards then you can't be the only one in a world with 8 billion people


Kooky-Topic-6879

my silver lining <3


jevydan

Thats cute try being a guy that's 5'4


MaxTwists

I am also 5'7


Christian1111111111

As a 6ft 3 guy, I have to be honest that this has never happened me IRL. I don't know what I'm doing wrong. Edit:Spelling


Sofia_Pink06

i’m 5’0 and would gladly take a guy who is 5’7


Kooky-Topic-6879

so does this mean you are single? ^_^


Sofia_Pink06

why yes LMAO


Kooky-Topic-6879

so am I ^_^ God answered my prayers xD


Sofia_Pink06

😂👍🏻


Kooky-Topic-6879

i like your name, it has pink in it xD


Sofia_Pink06

thanks! i do like pink 😌


Kooky-Topic-6879

what region of the world do you bless by inhabiting ?


Sofia_Pink06

i’m from the US lol new jersey specifically. hbu?


Kooky-Topic-6879

i have a friend from newjersy, btw i am 10 hours ahead of US xD southasia, Pakistan to be extact


Luffewaffle

5/8 😎


NewBox45

She saying that like she is not 4 feet


BUCKYARDD

well there's 6 girls to 1 guy so I got options


Juanmwan

More like I don’t date ugly people


vinay101098

Happened with me but then I also replied I only date women with 34-26-34.


Kooky-Topic-6879

this guy knows what he wants


Mr_nobrody

Me whos 69 inches: pathetic


xanroeld

if this guy is 5’7” then she’s like 4’5”


27KPanda

True.


shmayshah18

Yeah my children must be born 5 ft 5 inches, no question-- so they grow to be eight feet.


KingYoloHD090504

Dude it's true Iam Redditor but over 6" and i have a girlfriend Makes no sense why the height of someone is important But it works


conalfisher

Goddamn this sub is filled with neckbeards


HackGamez

I'm 69'69


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help-dadcomeback

good bot


a-jasem

sorry, I don’t date girls with such absurd standards


average-otaku-girl

This subreddit for Incels now wtf??


yeahyeah3224

Ha-ha


MrBluewave

Then they get offended when you say " i dont date a woman who cant suck dick"


TheBabadook666

*crying in 5'11*


__RedRedWine__

Lmao a 5'7 guy is not that tall unless that girl is like 4'5 then yeah I suppose that's a good height representation


Geospizae

short men are kings


DeathCouldBeEpic

when she said i only date 6ft guys i replayed with im not looking for a pet to follow me around im 6.2 and she is 4.9


Kooky-Topic-6879

nice netflix script, can’t wait for season 2


Easy-Marsupial-294

I’m 5.5 never had an issue except this one chick I dated was 6ft I had to stand up to f*#% her doggie style


Outrageous-Word-6560

5‘7 Here and this height shit is only on Social media (especially on TikTok). Never Faced girls who Had problems with my height. I‘m only 15 and my fathers 5‘11 so i guess I‘ll grow a little more but if i dont i wouldn‘t care


clutzyninja

You're ruining their woman hating vision of the world man. These people with no game have to come up with SOME kind of excuse why they can't get any


Outrageous-Word-6560

True


Bryce_Armstrong

Guys under 6ft be like oh yeah I’m almost 5’6 and 7/100


TheFlyingNut69

Then they accuse you of body shaming when you say you don't want a fat girl. smh.


ur_mum_lesb

Atleast you dont hit ur head on fuki.n doorways


Kooky-Topic-6879

hahahaha


IBareBears

I love that the girl is not even in the picture 💀


Kooky-Topic-6879

looks cute, no?


IBareBears

because the way its formed you can see her like looking him up and down. The accuracy being a 5’7 guy also kills me


Kooky-Topic-6879

hahaha you are a true king though


Specialist-Idea-5396

Sorry I don’t date girls below 5’0 and overweight


x4ty2

Why tf are you trying to date a child???


Kooky-Topic-6879

are you stupid? are there no people short then 5’7 in the world????


Tom89_en

Yes. You just cease to exist until you hit 5'7