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NinkaShotgun

I'm 25 and last 20 years Putin is president. I mean, I can't remember the day in Russia without Putin. And I'm not sure that I'll live long enough to see Putin retire.


fdp137

He was prime minister before I’m sure he’ll go back to that title again then back to president


13Ruston

He doesn't have to anymore. New Constitution changes allow him to run for the presidency again for 2 more terms. He gains the right to fire judges of the Constitutional court. He gains the right to appoint 30 members of the Federation Council, 7 of them for life. Whenever his term ends, he also becomes the Federation Council member for life. He is also gonna be immune to prosecution.


MavFan1812

Dude is pulling some legit Caesar stuff. It’s fitting that’s where the word “Tsar” comes from.


ReadyThor

Speaking of Ceasar, Putin is not immortal and will eventually die sooner or later.* I am intrigued, will these rules also apply to his successor? \*P.S. I am not planning suicide in any form or manner.


Elnuir

Considering huge amount of Putin's money he's able to live up to 100 at least


leurk

Tell that to Steve Jobs.


thephotoman

Steve Jobs blew it on woo until it was too late.


PrimarchKonradCurze

That sounds more like a Ric Flair thing to do.


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Woo?


thephotoman

Mostly homeopathy and alternate "medicine".


EveryReplyProceduraI

While you’re at it, tell Steve to lay off the all-fruit diet


RunningonStaircases

U mean, his successors will first engage in some brutal ass civil war then resulting in 500 years of reinforced czardom emerging from the ashes of the republic?


this_sort_of_thing

You look through the history of that country. I don’t think Russia will ever be capable of democracy, even basic shit tier democracy like America


Kirby420_

Excuse me? As an American I take extreme offence to this. We're at **least** advanced shit tier overe here. There's no way you're getting a literal orange as your president at basic tiers. K? Good.


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Khanon555

Jokes on you, they won’t tell us


nahnprophet

Guantana-what now?


Khanon555

Thats cuba, duh


Crashbrennan

In Russia you don't get detained in gulag anymore, you just disappear or commit suicide.


APOXYBEATZ

Russia go hard...


razaeru

They're asfixiated around here.


bruhfistpewdiepie

#SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIZZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA


TheCoolCJ

Except in Ceasars case it was the senate who granted him all his powers, he did not do it on his own accords! For further insight watch this video called [The Longest Year In Human History](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fD-R35DSSZY&list=PLODnBH8kenOoLUW8BmHhX55I-qexvyU32&index=24) this guy has a playlist of Ceasars life and it's very interesting and easily digestible content I really recommend it if you are remotely interested in Roman history :)


Abhorrus

You mean the senate he set up AFTER winning a civil war against most of his political enemies? It was pretty much Ceasar's puppet save for a few certain conspirators.


Hatweed

He appointed most of the senators who gave him his extended powers and lifelong dictatorship. The most he got out of the senate just prior was a 10 year term as dictator.


Kirby420_

Historis Civilis and Kings and Generals both have some epic Roman videos


Tripple_T

I mean the senate made Gaius dictator for life while he had his army either at the gates or in the city itself. The senate knew what would happen if they actually actually did what they wanted to do to him, i.e. bring charges against him.


19Ben80

It is now a dictatorship. He can do as he pleases without answering to anyone. I wonder how much more money he will steal from the Russian people? $200 billion so far


[deleted]

Russia is gonna collapse again when he dies.


DoktorAkcel

He can’t, after his two new terms he won’t be able to. The only silver lining of new amendments


codyjoe

People of england have grandparents who were born that don’t remember a day without queen Elizabeth


SpaceHawk98W

Even if all of Russia voted against him, he'll still be the president


HappyHuman924

Definitely not, if you publicly say you want him to.


Castehard

I'm 17. So Putin is longer the president than I lived on earth


[deleted]

Check Germany, UK, Israel. It's pretty much standard


[deleted]

Same bro, But i’m 20, So I literally haven’t lived a day without Putin (Medvedev doesn’t count)


Norman1s

I as a Russian declare that Putin's resignation will never happen... You can't even hope


cizinecxxiv

What's about Medvedev? I understand Medvedev is Putin's "pawn", but nevertheless he was... Actually, i understand you. I'm from Russia too and Putin enrage me so much.


NinkaShotgun

Even in 13yo when Medvedev was elected I knew that he was just a puppet


Mr_Putin_

People are temporary, legends are forever.


outtadablu

The man himself. I am honored just to type this on a comment made by His Grace. I can die now of vodka poisoning. Dearly yours, gulag, blyat, matrushka.


pilotATC

You forgot kalashnikov


H47

Babushka


thunder_y

\*raises fist* BABUUUSHKAAAAAAAA


Fiachranator

r/unexpectedb99


gt1911

RIP Miki


[deleted]

What is matrushka?


AnderBloodraven

Larger wooden dolls with a series of smaller dolls inside, often painted with the classic image of the Russian woman, trough that may change


L3VANTIN3

He meant matryoshka


outtadablu

[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ALUhKvQQ\_fc](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ALUhKvQQ_fc)


ZawesomeBoss17

#CYKA BLYAT


TheIndianRebel

Blin! Have some smechinki little chechnik


Deventerwim

In The Netherlands we say "onkruid vergaat niet" which means "weeds do not perish"


unmexicano

Hierba mala nunca muere. Bad weed never dies in Mexico.


Ed_Yeahwell

If ask if you’re verified, but I’m allergic to neurotoxin so I won’t risk it.


ponos_ebuchij

r/usernamechecksout


KirashuraYT

ẞröthēr


KABIRghimire

The Man himself is Wide president


Legend_Devesh

r/FunDays


woahlads

Then proceed to assert his dominance just by walking


DownshiftedRare

"Behold my magnificent man-teats on horseback! Surely this is heterosexual enough to convince anyone I hate the gays." \- [Pootie-Poot](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_nicknames_used_by_George_W._Bush#Foreign_leaders)


TheRoguePatriot

He gave his physician the nickname "scrote". Fucking dying


selectrix

Russians aren't really into the whole "not having dictators" thing are they?


TheGreenTable

Reminds me of this scene from Thor https://youtu.be/Kb1ztV93dsE


d15ddd

Not surprising. A nation with no democratic values hastened to accept democracy doesn't have much of a chance of sustaining said democracy. Same thing happened to the Weimar republic. At least Putin isn't literally Hitler.


[deleted]

He learned the secrets of the queen of England!


eugeny78

Хочется плакать


Dodgy-Boi

А мне пiхуй, я уехал из холодной Африки.


jakethedumbmistake

Hyperion, I knew who Timmy was almost immediately.


dif252

бля как жизненно то, охуеть просто(


jakethedumbmistake

Pretty tough message, normal course of action though


efysam

Ой да какая разница кто у власти. Это же капитализм, морды меняются, система нет. Без исключений. Посмотри на другие страны. На Францию, на США. Сильно они там лучше жить стали от смены лиц? Так что расслабься и получай удовольствие. А что бы тебе не так обидно было вспомни что Меркель и Нетаньяху у власти ещё дольше и из даже не выбирали на прямых выборах.


eugeny78

Ну, все же уровень жизни выше, зп выше, я видел многих, пытающихся свалить из России, а вот из Германии нет


Allusrnameweretaken

Tbh, its going to hurt Russia in the "long run"


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winazoid

They'll just keep throwing talented doctors out windows until they're only left with idiot doctors who agree with them


AlexandersWonder

I’ve seen this one before


winazoid

And hopefully it ends the same way.... "What do you mean Putin is sick? He ordered every doctor to say he's the healthiest man alive so how can he be sick?"


[deleted]

lol that hilarious movie that just came out with steve buscemi i'm forgetting the name.


KenTrotts

Death of Stalin


Purgatorypersonified

Established extremely powerful leader vs. random Oligarch


KAWLer

His party already consists of oligarchs."Единая Россия" is the party for lobbying


Rubberbabybuggybum

Russia is a failed state with a wealthy oligarchy making all of the rules. There’s a reason all of these right wing tinpot dictators always have insane economic issues. It’s what happens when you build an entire economy around taking care of the rich.


[deleted]

It's been 20 years. Always was hurting...


[deleted]

Yes, that's kind of the bad thing about dictatorships. They tend to be bad. I don't think he gives a shit though.


Trippy_trip27

Already hurting. The economical growth they should have had has been wasted. Literally the largest country on earth, most resources, capitalism came in and they were surrounded by friends. Now they're surrounded by enemies, every russian still poor, the economy is smaller than tiny western countries with a fraction of the resources, no more geniuses, scientists, medics, smart people. Only slaves


AngelicWaffle

Sounds like talk from back side


Flyingdutchman2305

Correct me if I'm wrong but I don't think Russia has the 8 year rule


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disnolol

He will find a way to rule russia even after 2036.


walkinganachronism_4

Does he really need to in an overt way? The policies he makes and implements and the people, whom share his outlook and stances, he appoints to key positions (bureaucratic) will not go away overnight even if *he* somehow does.


PM_ME_UR_NIPPLE_HAIR

Already did. After his presidency he can assume the lead role in the reformed government assembly, which now basically assumes some key roles of the president, like control over direction of foreign and domestic policies


ezhikov

He will have permanent sitting in parliament and immunity from prosecutions for life.


falconlover-64

2 terms of 6 years so 12 years, but I’m pretty sure their getting rid of limits.


grodastr

On July 4, we adopted amendments to the constitution and now he (Putin) can go for another two terms.


Dodgy-Boi

Did you vote for them? Do you know anybody who voted for the new amendments? So THEY (somebody) adopted new amendments. Not you, not we. Unless you work in kremlin, so yes then you can say ‘we’. I like your cold-African-third-world-banana-federation democracy.


_Hender_

Yeah, the government adopted the amendments to their constitution without voting, it's a corrupt bunch of idiots.


Cryackerson

Тебе доставляет удовольствие страдания людей? Так по человечески, если честно


grodastr

I did not vote (I realized that my vote will be thrown out and written - 96% FOR, which turned out https://twitter.com/ooohhhey/status/1278358252179390466. But in my family there is one who honestly voted, but he lives in a "stable world"


Purgatorypersonified

Not anymore, previously it was vague whether it only meant consecutive or not hence the Medvedev interlude exploit.


dsotunbo127

Yessss


kenix7

... but will you share some cake with us if we come to your Happy Cake day party ? :)


KirashuraYT

ẞröthēr


CrAzyAB5

Happy cakeday


jazza-bonazza

не волнуйся. это скоро закончится, просто будет очень больно


Mousenation

Putin is forever, Putout is never.


CeruleanRuin

Ебать этот провал в задницу с расколом грабли.


[deleted]

Me too. Great episode all the way home?


AmalRahmatov

If you were born with Putin, you'll die with Putin


a-capricious-guy

Giving Elizabeth some competition here


kohavdey

*smug smile*


isk2tech

That smile is smug


[deleted]

Legally you’re gay now ^Sup ^handsome


GeorgeYDesign

And now he is a little more!


gooeybooey12

Wide putin is going to assassinate him one day i know it


Mean_Car

He do be looking kinda t h i c c c


AmySnapp

Is it possible to learn this power?


Blixer69

He has access to all the resources. I'm concerned if he tries to cryoconservate and get an android body in future to rule forever


GENERAL-KAY

He was the man they **Putin** charge themselves


AnyNamesLeftAnymore

Russia's only hope is that he's starting to show visible aging.


nastyboi07

Hey guys he will definitely retire by 2036


shaker7

Stonks


DownshiftedRare

Putin really thinks he can cheat the piper. One man's lifetime appointment can be the same fool's life sentence.


theslow_bear

I wnat to correct you, it's not for 8 years, it's untill he hasn't 80 years


Arhack

The real man who knew the infinity


MangoHombre

He just made constitutional changes to steal the election again and run another 2 terms so expect him until you die.


eljima

This is how legends are made.


RoscoMan1

I loved him like a son


jakethedumbmistake

I was till I saw this awhile back.


swtogirl

r/political humor would enjoy this. Love the not impressed face!


edosn_01

[Laughting in KGB]


newtth

Reminds me of the video, where Putin visits Austria, is invited to Austrian Federal Economic Chamber, the president says something like "I've had this job for so long, I'm greeting Putin for the third time" and Putin just says "Dictatorship"


IHeartCaptcha

He found the loophole


mustbetheair

To infinity and beyond


baconburns

https://thumbs.gfycat.com/CoordinatedYellowKittiwake-size_restricted.gif


ThisIsOnlyForPorn69

я сенат *lightsaber noises*


Kelevracado4287

Imma eat ass


GeorgeYDesign

Up, up, and not mobile games.


AverageBubble

Everyone living in russia that hasn't been blackmailed, murdered or tortured is laughing at this one. Hooray putine


duftlys

Im straight up crying good meme


Doomdoomkittydoom

"What? Everyone wants me to be Czar? Well ok, if that's what they will have voted for..."


ruuueeeeeeee

Wait that's illegal


justadiode

After constitutional changes: wait, that's legal


ruuueeeeeeee

Every Russia : it is what it is.


Hellofifi2468

Nice


ghjkluiop12345

Rotate


panzerboss

Ah, July 2020 toll: Downfall of global democracies.


UntrackedProductions

$100,000 per head Donny.


N4hire

I get it, for the Russian people and their way of life this is normal. But fuck, in my mind, I’m baffled that they don’t realize how fucked up they are. Well, to each their own.


CosmicDriftwood

> Russia should use its special services within the borders of the United States to fuel instability and separatism, for instance, provoke "Afro-American racists". Russia should "introduce geopolitical disorder into internal American activity, encouraging all kinds of separatism and ethnic, social and racial conflicts, actively supporting all dissident movements – extremist, racist, and sectarian groups, thus destabilizing internal political processes in the U.S. It would also make sense simultaneously to support isolationist tendencies in American politics".[9] - Foundations of Geopolitics


frackismapis

Maybe he has a plan like palpatines, he starts a fake war and then at the end of it he just makes a new government system and takes over the world


aratros27

I hope your using a vpn or two


Furtadopires

Czar*


uNEEDaMEME

Who's gonna tell them?


RoscoMan1

I loved him like a son


ibevol

You have to think outside the box and be creative when being a president of Russia


Omny87

Every time I read Vladimir Putin's name I mentally change it to "Vladimir Pootis"


pandagainsz

The legend


UY_Scutti

Putin: becomes president for a long time Queen Elizabeth: Finally, a worthy apponent


shawkbate

Actually I believe each term is 6 years according to what I’ve read on google


VladamirTakin

Stop picking on my guy. Remember, if you can visit Russia, the vice versa is also possible


Pap8r-Mango

Wide Putin intensifies