By - MeleeBoizCHY
I'm 25 and last 20 years Putin is president. I mean, I can't remember the day in Russia without Putin. And I'm not sure that I'll live long enough to see Putin retire.
He was prime minister before I’m sure he’ll go back to that title again then back to president
He doesn't have to anymore. New Constitution changes allow him to run for the presidency again for 2 more terms. He gains the right to fire judges of the Constitutional court. He gains the right to appoint 30 members of the Federation Council, 7 of them for life. Whenever his term ends, he also becomes the Federation Council member for life. He is also gonna be immune to prosecution.
Dude is pulling some legit Caesar stuff. It’s fitting that’s where the word “Tsar” comes from.
Speaking of Ceasar, Putin is not immortal and will eventually die sooner or later.* I am intrigued, will these rules also apply to his successor?
\*P.S. I am not planning suicide in any form or manner.
Considering huge amount of Putin's money he's able to live up to 100 at least
Tell that to Steve Jobs.
Steve Jobs blew it on woo until it was too late.
That sounds more like a Ric Flair thing to do.
Mostly homeopathy and alternate "medicine".
While you’re at it, tell Steve to lay off the all-fruit diet
U mean, his successors will first engage in some brutal ass civil war then resulting in 500 years of reinforced czardom emerging from the ashes of the republic?
You look through the history of that country. I don’t think Russia will ever be capable of democracy, even basic shit tier democracy like America
Excuse me? As an American I take extreme offence to this.
We're at **least** advanced shit tier overe here. There's no way you're getting a literal orange as your president at basic tiers.
Jokes on you, they won’t tell us
Thats cuba, duh
In Russia you don't get detained in gulag anymore, you just disappear or commit suicide.
Russia go hard...
They're asfixiated around here.
Except in Ceasars case it was the senate who granted him all his powers, he did not do it on his own accords! For further insight watch this video called [The Longest Year In Human History](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fD-R35DSSZY&list=PLODnBH8kenOoLUW8BmHhX55I-qexvyU32&index=24) this guy has a playlist of Ceasars life and it's very interesting and easily digestible content I really recommend it if you are remotely interested in Roman history :)
You mean the senate he set up AFTER winning a civil war against most of his political enemies? It was pretty much Ceasar's puppet save for a few certain conspirators.
He appointed most of the senators who gave him his extended powers and lifelong dictatorship. The most he got out of the senate just prior was a 10 year term as dictator.
Historis Civilis and Kings and Generals both have some epic Roman videos
I mean the senate made Gaius dictator for life while he had his army either at the gates or in the city itself. The senate knew what would happen if they actually actually did what they wanted to do to him, i.e. bring charges against him.
It is now a dictatorship. He can do as he pleases without answering to anyone.
I wonder how much more money he will steal from the Russian people? $200 billion so far
Russia is gonna collapse again when he dies.
He can’t, after his two new terms he won’t be able to. The only silver lining of new amendments
People of england have grandparents who were born that don’t remember a day without queen Elizabeth
Even if all of Russia voted against him, he'll still be the president
Definitely not, if you publicly say you want him to.
I'm 17. So Putin is longer the president than I lived on earth
Check Germany, UK, Israel. It's pretty much standard
Same bro, But i’m 20, So I literally haven’t lived a day without Putin (Medvedev doesn’t count)
I as a Russian declare that Putin's resignation will never happen... You can't even hope
What's about Medvedev? I understand Medvedev is Putin's "pawn", but nevertheless he was... Actually, i understand you. I'm from Russia too and Putin enrage me so much.
Even in 13yo when Medvedev was elected I knew that he was just a puppet
People are temporary, legends are forever.
The man himself. I am honored just to type this on a comment made by His Grace. I can die now of vodka poisoning.
Dearly yours, gulag, blyat, matrushka.
You forgot kalashnikov
What is matrushka?
Larger wooden dolls with a series of smaller dolls inside, often painted with the classic image of the Russian woman, trough that may change
He meant matryoshka
Blin! Have some smechinki little chechnik
In The Netherlands we say "onkruid vergaat niet" which means "weeds do not perish"
Hierba mala nunca muere. Bad weed never dies in Mexico.
If ask if you’re verified, but I’m allergic to neurotoxin so I won’t risk it.
The Man himself is Wide president
Then proceed to assert his dominance just by walking
"Behold my magnificent man-teats on horseback! Surely this is heterosexual enough to convince anyone I hate the gays."
He gave his physician the nickname "scrote". Fucking dying
Russians aren't really into the whole "not having dictators" thing are they?
Reminds me of this scene from Thor https://youtu.be/Kb1ztV93dsE
Not surprising. A nation with no democratic values hastened to accept democracy doesn't have much of a chance of sustaining said democracy. Same thing happened to the Weimar republic. At least Putin isn't literally Hitler.
He learned the secrets of the queen of England!
А мне пiхуй, я уехал из холодной Африки.
Hyperion, I knew who Timmy was almost immediately.
бля как жизненно то, охуеть просто(
Pretty tough message, normal course of action though
Ой да какая разница кто у власти. Это же капитализм, морды меняются, система нет. Без исключений. Посмотри на другие страны. На Францию, на США. Сильно они там лучше жить стали от смены лиц? Так что расслабься и получай удовольствие. А что бы тебе не так обидно было вспомни что Меркель и Нетаньяху у власти ещё дольше и из даже не выбирали на прямых выборах.
Ну, все же уровень жизни выше, зп выше, я видел многих, пытающихся свалить из России, а вот из Германии нет
Tbh, its going to hurt Russia in the "long run"
They'll just keep throwing talented doctors out windows until they're only left with idiot doctors who agree with them
I’ve seen this one before
And hopefully it ends the same way....
"What do you mean Putin is sick? He ordered every doctor to say he's the healthiest man alive so how can he be sick?"
lol that hilarious movie that just came out with steve buscemi i'm forgetting the name.
Death of Stalin
Established extremely powerful leader vs. random Oligarch
His party already consists of oligarchs."Единая Россия" is the party for lobbying
Russia is a failed state with a wealthy oligarchy making all of the rules.
There’s a reason all of these right wing tinpot dictators always have insane economic issues. It’s what happens when you build an entire economy around taking care of the rich.
It's been 20 years. Always was hurting...
Yes, that's kind of the bad thing about dictatorships. They tend to be bad.
I don't think he gives a shit though.
Already hurting. The economical growth they should have had has been wasted. Literally the largest country on earth, most resources, capitalism came in and they were surrounded by friends. Now they're surrounded by enemies, every russian still poor, the economy is smaller than tiny western countries with a fraction of the resources, no more geniuses, scientists, medics, smart people. Only slaves
Sounds like talk from back side
Correct me if I'm wrong but I don't think Russia has the 8 year rule
He will find a way to rule russia even after 2036.
Does he really need to in an overt way? The policies he makes and implements and the people, whom share his outlook and stances, he appoints to key positions (bureaucratic) will not go away overnight even if *he* somehow does.
Already did. After his presidency he can assume the lead role in the reformed government assembly, which now basically assumes some key roles of the president, like control over direction of foreign and domestic policies
He will have permanent sitting in parliament and immunity from prosecutions for life.
2 terms of 6 years so 12 years, but I’m pretty sure their getting rid of limits.
On July 4, we adopted amendments to the constitution and now he (Putin) can go for another two terms.
Did you vote for them?
Do you know anybody who voted for the new amendments?
So THEY (somebody) adopted new amendments. Not you, not we.
Unless you work in kremlin, so yes then you can say ‘we’.
I like your cold-African-third-world-banana-federation democracy.
Yeah, the government adopted the amendments to their constitution without voting, it's a corrupt bunch of idiots.
Тебе доставляет удовольствие страдания людей? Так по человечески, если честно
I did not vote (I realized that my vote will be thrown out and written - 96% FOR, which turned out https://twitter.com/ooohhhey/status/1278358252179390466. But in my family there is one who honestly voted, but he lives in a "stable world"
Not anymore, previously it was vague whether it only meant consecutive or not hence the Medvedev interlude exploit.
... but will you share some cake with us if we come to your Happy Cake day party ? :)
не волнуйся. это скоро закончится, просто будет очень больно
Putin is forever, Putout is never.
Ебать этот провал в задницу с расколом грабли.
Me too. Great episode all the way home?
If you were born with Putin, you'll die with Putin
Giving Elizabeth some competition here
That smile is smug
Legally you’re gay now
And now he is a little more!
Wide putin is going to assassinate him one day i know it
He do be looking kinda t h i c c c
Is it possible to learn this power?
He has access to all the resources. I'm concerned if he tries to cryoconservate and get an android body in future to rule forever
He was the man they **Putin** charge themselves
Russia's only hope is that he's starting to show visible aging.
Hey guys he will definitely retire by 2036
Putin really thinks he can cheat the piper.
One man's lifetime appointment can be the same fool's life sentence.
I wnat to correct you, it's not for 8 years, it's untill he hasn't 80 years
The real man who knew the infinity
He just made constitutional changes to steal the election again and run another 2 terms so expect him until you die.
This is how legends are made.
I loved him like a son
I was till I saw this awhile back.
r/political humor would enjoy this.
Love the not impressed face!
[Laughting in KGB]
Reminds me of the video, where Putin visits Austria, is invited to Austrian Federal Economic Chamber, the president says something like "I've had this job for so long, I'm greeting Putin for the third time" and Putin just says "Dictatorship"
He found the loophole
To infinity and beyond
я сенат *lightsaber noises*
Imma eat ass
Up, up, and not mobile games.
Everyone living in russia that hasn't been blackmailed, murdered or tortured is laughing at this one. Hooray putine
Im straight up crying good meme
"What? Everyone wants me to be Czar? Well ok, if that's what they will have voted for..."
Wait that's illegal
After constitutional changes: wait, that's legal
Every Russia : it is what it is.
Ah, July 2020 toll: Downfall of global democracies.
$100,000 per head Donny.
I get it, for the Russian people and their way of life this is normal. But fuck, in my mind, I’m baffled that they don’t realize how fucked up they are.
Well, to each their own.
> Russia should use its special services within the borders of the United States to fuel instability and separatism, for instance, provoke "Afro-American racists". Russia should "introduce geopolitical disorder into internal American activity, encouraging all kinds of separatism and ethnic, social and racial conflicts, actively supporting all dissident movements – extremist, racist, and sectarian groups, thus destabilizing internal political processes in the U.S. It would also make sense simultaneously to support isolationist tendencies in American politics".
- Foundations of Geopolitics
Maybe he has a plan like palpatines, he starts a fake war and then at the end of it he just makes a new government system and takes over the world
I hope your using a vpn or two
Who's gonna tell them?
You have to think outside the box and be creative when being a president of Russia
Every time I read Vladimir Putin's name I mentally change it to "Vladimir Pootis"
Putin: becomes president for a long time
Queen Elizabeth: Finally, a worthy apponent
Actually I believe each term is 6 years according to what I’ve read on google
Stop picking on my guy. Remember, if you can visit Russia, the vice versa is also possible
Wide Putin intensifies