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alanaisalive

My dad likes palindromes and briefly tried to convince my mom to name me Analana. I'm so glad she stuck with Alana. Anal is still in there, but at least it isn't right up front.


PottymouthPanik

Anal is never right up front


Roldolor

Depends how flexible you are


VenBede

Had I been born a girl my father won right to name me after a song title of his choosing. High probability I'd be Roxanne or Layla or possibly Peggy Sue. The contest for the naming me prize was shots of SoCo during my mother's pregnancy.


Booty_Shakin

It's still up front if you're reading it backwards tho


[deleted]

Anal A, I don't remember this radiohead album?


CCCmonster

Retaessa is a pretty and unique name tho…


No-West1858

Asseater (I had to write it down because I’m unintelligent)


shadowboi_124

Same, I was reading it as "us-c-ate-er" till I read this


Wel-Tallzeit

Tnegilletninu doesnt sound bad, so ur name is fine


kr4t0s007

Since you are offering.


TheOneAndOnlyABSR4

Thx. I was trying to do it in my mind.


Mias420

I would love to like this but then it would be 70likes...


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[удалено]


OrganTrafficker900

Your name is Das?


GameOfUsernames

Das funny


eolemuk

Oohhhhhhhh!!!!


VicRambo

Maaarl why is there a dead man with no hands?


sweedish_phish56

I swear he was like that when I found him


the_fez_45

My stomach was making the grumblies. That only hands could satisfy.


e_smith338

Quick little throwback in the Reddit comments.


BigDumer

In high school my religious friend Natasha was not happy when I pointed out that her name backwards was "ah, Satan."


TheLewisIs_REAL

Wow thank you, this is my sister's name, will have to bring it up at some point


Blaine8182

When my sister Natascha was a small child and she signed cards she sometimes wrote her name backwards, it was usually noticed by the 'S'.


namesdontmatter13

Analram’s got a point


Critical_Mastodon462

I would hope so just ramming blunt objects in sounds painful as hell


Just_Tana

Lube. Lots of lube


hernameisfable

Also look at initials. Haha


ilovestampfairtex

Yeah my initials are JEW. I still give my mom hell over it


Puzzleheaded_Emu9884

Better then SAD


Sleep_nw_in_the_fire

Or EMO 😖


Gold-Life-4409

DTF


K3rsi

ADP nickname is now ADP445


Echidna299792458

mine is HAW which sounds alright until you're a year 4 school teacher in New Zealand and you hear a kid shouting "whore"


ArcticDragon-31

SOKS


smolkidtai

STD


agathaprickly

My cousin’s initials are std 😂


smolkidtai

My teachers is


littlemesix7

LDL (bad cholesterol)


Pleasant-Dependent63

APR. Went into finance so it works now.


ShastaFern99

MAP. Please kill me.


York_Leroy

Minorely attractive person


vis_la_mas_pro

ZAZ.why?


PromiseCritical141

I mean those r great initials in some cases


Far-Homework-2576

I have a crush on someone and her initials are BJ


Puzzleheaded_Emu9884

Then you’re all good


Far-Homework-2576

Oh yeahhhhh. Oh and also she’s Bisexual so it gonna be hard for me. I wonder if I mention I am too is good? Why tf am I getting downvoted


ascendant_raisins

I meann... If they like you, they like you. If they don't, they don't. That's all that matters.


SunngodJaxon

That's my best friend's initials. Mine, however is N/A


JULY_PROBABLY

My grandmas was TIT before she got married


frostysbox

Im a SAD :(


Puzzleheaded_Emu9884

SAD gang


Cole444Train

*than


Puzzleheaded_Emu9884

True, though I’m too lazy too change it


GrumpyCatStevens

My niece's initials are COW.


amerra

mine are ASF, but if I ever married someone with a last name starting with "s" it would be ASS


Nerdygamer650

Mine is already ASS lol how you doing? 🤔 hahaha


BookDefender

My intials are DIK ;-;


Maker_Making_Things

Oy vey


raincoma

I have a friend whos initials are ASS


crazypurple621

Mine are RAM. You can imagine how great that is as a teenager when your teacher decides she only wants initials on your papers and there are 6 other RMs in the class.


[deleted]

Same


bullshitandbitchery

My first three initials are SMD... that was fun in high school.


IllustriousCommune

CJP


Buddy_Double

HR?


StatisticianMajor62

My moms initials are KAM (kill all men)


Omnizoom

My poor wife on forms where middle names were put last , her initials became VAG


Squidgebert

My grandma can remember doing a class with my grandpa when they were dating. They were told to write their initials on the board. On this board was written JEW FAG.


sudomeacat

Mine is KK (I don’t have a middle name). When I was in elementary school, I thought my full name was [my name] [mothers name] [fathers name], and the initials happens to be KKK. It wasn’t until 5th or 6th grade where I stared into a wall wishing I had a pillow to scream into


pluizke

If the pillow chase is white then poke holes in it and you are good to go.


SpectralDragon09

My girlfriends initials are HVP and I constantly give her shit about it


IndiscriminateNutter

My youngest daughter has the initials EZ.


Roman_poke

Because of you i realized my initials are RP and i hate you for that


sirhandstylepenzalot

find WK and start a radio show in Cincinnati


KimChiDiva

While picking names for their firstborn, one of my classmates realized their kid's first three initials were gonna be FAP. Adding the last name made them decide to go a different route.


Just_Tana

My daughter is HEC and she definitely gives the world heck every day.


JTB696699

Yeah, my nephews initials are E.G.G.


fletch262

My dad made sure our initials were SS He also avoided another letter which I forget


maerchenfuchs

H2O. I am fine with This.


Karearea_Reddit

Stuck with OJ, guess my wife is dead


Deepfried_Celery

Yeah, as a german with the initials SS, I second this


No_Calligrapher2640

Inadvertently gave our daughter EDSM.


SeaworthinessMean315

Mines KLE


Warm-Initiative-6178

Analram


Zealousideal-Log536

That poor girl


isthistomorrow_

I mean… it depends on what she’s into. 🤷‍♂️


GameOfUsernames

That poor anus


draculamilktoast

Haha, it clearly almost spells out "An alarm", how embarrassing


thethr

I hate analram clocks


ScaleneWangPole

It's a hell of a way to start a morning


eolemuk

Her father probably named her


Nevelii

Lana. My name. Thanks parents, ya cunts.


_gentleman_caller_

I believe I've met your siblings, Laro and Lanigav.


1Hate17Here

LANAAAAAAAA


vrkhole

Same my name is Naomi. And yes I Moan.


ErinEvonna

Took me a minute


LukewarmBeer

Do you live in Tulsa?


vrkhole

Yes. Why?


ZenEvadoni

People named Naomi:


V_Razzmatazz_4629

Imoan? 💀💀


ZenEvadoni

You do? Good for you!


V_Razzmatazz_4629

I get it now


greengunblade

Let me guess she is into pegging.


2L84U2

Predetermined kink


KirbyDude25

Who the hell names their kid Knik Denimretederp


MightySphincter

Jason Lee?


eternally_feral

I still giggle when I hear someone’s name is Naomi.


Throwaway083b

I have a friend named Naomi and her brothers name is Dick (not Richard, Dick).


KaitlynEthylia

what's wrong with Kcid?


RichnjCole

When I use the nickname "Dick" with my last name, it gets pretty graphic.


24KTaterTots

I remember seeing something about someone whose last name was Lake and they had the title of Seaman. Their nickname was Jizzpool


KolaKitten

Yeah i wanted to call my little girl Lana… and then someone said spell it backwards.. so that name was scrapped 😂


kmbell333

In middle school we had to wear a nametag one day with our names spelled backwards. I couldn’t figure out why everyone was laughing until years later when I realized I was walking around with analyak written on my chest.


mits66

\*All 10 billion parents who named their daughter Nevaeh thinking it would be unique\*


Tzemiee

What do you think about name Natas?


Charlieuyj

Hahahaha that's a good one!


ColdBunz

Gonna name my kid Yssup


1Hate17Here

WAZZAAAAAAAA


TheOneAndOnlyABSR4

Lmfaooo


Allahboutdabenjamins

Also play the name game to see what rhymes with the name.


PM5K23

I’ve known a couple Marlanas and never thought of that. Pamela Martha Focker…..


cofeeman911

Lana is a popular name.


Tzemiee

We should take to court every parent of Lana for false advertizment beacuse every Lana was in fact not brought to world by anal.


WoOopdidoOop

Same goes for pets, my parents called my cat suna which means "sand" in Japanese... yeah


BadLanding05

Analram


MoonDogeXx

Suuure OP's name ain't Marlana


DarumakaDarumaka

Did you finish reading the post?


MoonDogeXx

That's exactly what I was joking with.


Hullu_Kana

I second that. Sincerely, Dnocesehtmomruoyrofkilmtegotemtfeleherofebrehtafymecnisreyortsedtnucdnaremmarlanatneicifingamtsomdnatsetaergeht


deathlycat

What's that say?


DarkMoon904

The greatest and most magnificent anal rammer and cunt destroyer since my father left me to get milk for your mom the second.


OfreetiOfReddit

Thank you


Large_Society_3948

Can confirm. My first name is Teggunttub.


jackywolf1212

Mines Nomad so it's pretty good


optickfiber

Analram has a point.


Biggu5Dicku5

Just go with Bob...


akmag357

Hello, I'm Reggin, and I would agree.


ProfessionalDesk7296

Ana- 😳


Mental-Ad6976

Lana


hyphychef

Her arch nemesis could be Taoglana.


Dbwasson

Do it for Elad


Piccolohan

Lol Marcus is just as bad


FistingLube

Ooooh, that's painful!


CompetitiveJob6589

Username checks out


GrumpyCatStevens

That's what she said. :)


what_on_roshar

Marissa is a fun name for this reason


Proclaimed_Genius

Ass I ram


halxp01

Grandpa’s initials were BRA


kendawg9967

She is probably a solid peg partner no doubt though.


Ugly_Fugly_

That’s my moms name too😂


Snoodoodler

Kid named saggin


[deleted]

Lol


Historical-Ring347

Marlana Analarm


godesskk

ANALRAM!,ANALRAM!,ANALRAM!,ANALRAM!,ANALRAM!,ANALRAM!,ANALRAM!,ANALRAM!,


Cawdel

Ngl didn't believe my Russian friends when they told me Ninel was a legit girl's name in the Soviet Union.


bippityzippity

Streisand effect demonstrated. Who the hell would spell names backwards looking for funny things unless prompted?


Sudden-Individual735

In my experience, every single child tries to read their name backwards once they can read.


rfepo

That’s hot.


InsectExternal1403

rehpotsirhC ortsaM


Sonofthelawnah

Anna-Laura or move the hyper over and it is Annal-aura


Nukegm426

Lanaot Naomi


Head_Games_

🤷‍♀️


OhioMegi

And think how it could be made into a singing taunt.


tcher22

Tee hee hee


MaydayBerserk

Just ask Marissa


Las-Vegar

Ylanadrahemmar


Familiar-Street9492

Fucking funny 🤣


quietstorm1234

😂🤣😂🤣


thefriendlyghost777

Why does it matter. Nobody calls you by your name backwards.


WonderSilver6937

Guessing you didn’t have anyone called Lana at your school growing up.


BabyFartzMcGeezak

Holy fuck I just laughed way too hard at this


givemethatmayo

Eduardo/Odraude Idk


PromiseCritical141

How do we know she's not talking about a mountain goat that's really obsessed with cleaning?


Own_Cicada_8719

Man I use reddit for porn, not to die laughing at 3 in the morning 😂😭


Noa15Lv

Some girls are called Lana \[Anal\] My school teachers name was Ruta and when you write it down in russian language and read it in english, it spelled "Puma"


distelwaldweg

I know a girl named Luna, her mother wanted to name her Lana, but her father was against this for this reason.


Bruggenmeister

Woah black betty!


editor_san123

i don't have a child, so my youngest sibling's name then eniamrahc sounds pretty cool, but how would you pronounce that shit


1Hate17Here

“N- AI - AM -RAK” Sounds like a demon name tho. Js.


shutthefuckupthanku

Then.. like, change your name? Lol.


Opening_Effective845

Lol used to know a Marlana,obvious joke was obvious.


ObviousChocolates

Errot Sounds really cool tbh


[deleted]

Ah, Satan.


The-station1373

My name backwards is "Yt". What's so bad about that?


1Hate17Here

Nothing, YouTube. Take it easy on the ads tho, this is getting outta hand.


Significant_stake_55

You aren't by any chance, an analyst-therapist are you?


ProfessionalLunch259

Lmao we had a girl in highschool named marlana, shit got savage for her


Beruzeruku

I know a guy actually named Anal Ram.


JeannyBravo

Reece: We need to give her a funny name to make fun of her, what's her real name? Dewey: Regina Tucker Reece: Hmm... There's nothing we can do with that.


cobysteen4

There was a girl on mtvs the challenge this year with the name analise. Every time she would stand a certain way her shirt said anal. Mom and dad how hard is it to add the extra n?


Temporary-Sandwich36

Sincerely ANALRAM😂😂😂😂


Naomi_Saphorus

How many names does this really apply to though?