My dad likes palindromes and briefly tried to convince my mom to name me Analana. I'm so glad she stuck with Alana. Anal is still in there, but at least it isn't right up front.
Had I been born a girl my father won right to name me after a song title of his choosing. High probability I'd be Roxanne or Layla or possibly Peggy Sue.
The contest for the naming me prize was shots of SoCo during my mother's pregnancy.
Mine are RAM. You can imagine how great that is as a teenager when your teacher decides she only wants initials on your papers and there are 6 other RMs in the class.
My grandma can remember doing a class with my grandpa when they were dating. They were told to write their initials on the board. On this board was written JEW FAG.
Mine is KK (I don’t have a middle name). When I was in elementary school, I thought my full name was [my name] [mothers name] [fathers name], and the initials happens to be KKK. It wasn’t until 5th or 6th grade where I stared into a wall wishing I had a pillow to scream into
While picking names for their firstborn, one of my classmates realized their kid's first three initials were gonna be FAP. Adding the last name made them decide to go a different route.
In middle school we had to wear a nametag one day with our names spelled backwards. I couldn’t figure out why everyone was laughing until years later when I realized I was walking around with analyak written on my chest.
Some girls are called Lana \[Anal\]
My school teachers name was Ruta and when you write it down in russian language and read it in english, it spelled "Puma"
Reece: We need to give her a funny name to make fun of her, what's her real name?
Dewey: Regina Tucker
Reece: Hmm... There's nothing we can do with that.
There was a girl on mtvs the challenge this year with the name analise. Every time she would stand a certain way her shirt said anal. Mom and dad how hard is it to add the extra n?
My dad likes palindromes and briefly tried to convince my mom to name me Analana. I'm so glad she stuck with Alana. Anal is still in there, but at least it isn't right up front.
Anal is never right up front
Depends how flexible you are
Had I been born a girl my father won right to name me after a song title of his choosing. High probability I'd be Roxanne or Layla or possibly Peggy Sue. The contest for the naming me prize was shots of SoCo during my mother's pregnancy.
It's still up front if you're reading it backwards tho
Anal A, I don't remember this radiohead album?
Retaessa is a pretty and unique name tho…
Asseater (I had to write it down because I’m unintelligent)
Same, I was reading it as "us-c-ate-er" till I read this
Tnegilletninu doesnt sound bad, so ur name is fine
Since you are offering.
Thx. I was trying to do it in my mind.
I would love to like this but then it would be 70likes...
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Your name is Das?
Das funny
Oohhhhhhhh!!!!
Maaarl why is there a dead man with no hands?
I swear he was like that when I found him
My stomach was making the grumblies. That only hands could satisfy.
Quick little throwback in the Reddit comments.
In high school my religious friend Natasha was not happy when I pointed out that her name backwards was "ah, Satan."
Wow thank you, this is my sister's name, will have to bring it up at some point
When my sister Natascha was a small child and she signed cards she sometimes wrote her name backwards, it was usually noticed by the 'S'.
Analram’s got a point
I would hope so just ramming blunt objects in sounds painful as hell
Lube. Lots of lube
Also look at initials. Haha
Yeah my initials are JEW. I still give my mom hell over it
Better then SAD
Or EMO 😖
DTF
ADP nickname is now ADP445
mine is HAW which sounds alright until you're a year 4 school teacher in New Zealand and you hear a kid shouting "whore"
SOKS
STD
My cousin’s initials are std 😂
My teachers is
LDL (bad cholesterol)
APR. Went into finance so it works now.
MAP. Please kill me.
Minorely attractive person
ZAZ.why?
I mean those r great initials in some cases
I have a crush on someone and her initials are BJ
Then you’re all good
Oh yeahhhhh. Oh and also she’s Bisexual so it gonna be hard for me. I wonder if I mention I am too is good? Why tf am I getting downvoted
I meann... If they like you, they like you. If they don't, they don't. That's all that matters.
That's my best friend's initials. Mine, however is N/A
My grandmas was TIT before she got married
Im a SAD :(
SAD gang
*than
True, though I’m too lazy too change it
My niece's initials are COW.
mine are ASF, but if I ever married someone with a last name starting with "s" it would be ASS
Mine is already ASS lol how you doing? 🤔 hahaha
My intials are DIK ;-;
Oy vey
I have a friend whos initials are ASS
Mine are RAM. You can imagine how great that is as a teenager when your teacher decides she only wants initials on your papers and there are 6 other RMs in the class.
Same
My first three initials are SMD... that was fun in high school.
CJP
HR?
My moms initials are KAM (kill all men)
My poor wife on forms where middle names were put last , her initials became VAG
My grandma can remember doing a class with my grandpa when they were dating. They were told to write their initials on the board. On this board was written JEW FAG.
Mine is KK (I don’t have a middle name). When I was in elementary school, I thought my full name was [my name] [mothers name] [fathers name], and the initials happens to be KKK. It wasn’t until 5th or 6th grade where I stared into a wall wishing I had a pillow to scream into
If the pillow chase is white then poke holes in it and you are good to go.
My girlfriends initials are HVP and I constantly give her shit about it
My youngest daughter has the initials EZ.
Because of you i realized my initials are RP and i hate you for that
find WK and start a radio show in Cincinnati
While picking names for their firstborn, one of my classmates realized their kid's first three initials were gonna be FAP. Adding the last name made them decide to go a different route.
My daughter is HEC and she definitely gives the world heck every day.
Yeah, my nephews initials are E.G.G.
My dad made sure our initials were SS He also avoided another letter which I forget
H2O. I am fine with This.
Stuck with OJ, guess my wife is dead
Yeah, as a german with the initials SS, I second this
Inadvertently gave our daughter EDSM.
Mines KLE
Analram
That poor girl
I mean… it depends on what she’s into. 🤷♂️
That poor anus
Haha, it clearly almost spells out "An alarm", how embarrassing
I hate analram clocks
It's a hell of a way to start a morning
Her father probably named her
Lana. My name. Thanks parents, ya cunts.
I believe I've met your siblings, Laro and Lanigav.
LANAAAAAAAA
Same my name is Naomi. And yes I Moan.
Took me a minute
Do you live in Tulsa?
Yes. Why?
People named Naomi:
Imoan? 💀💀
You do? Good for you!
I get it now
Let me guess she is into pegging.
Predetermined kink
Who the hell names their kid Knik Denimretederp
Jason Lee?
I still giggle when I hear someone’s name is Naomi.
I have a friend named Naomi and her brothers name is Dick (not Richard, Dick).
what's wrong with Kcid?
When I use the nickname "Dick" with my last name, it gets pretty graphic.
I remember seeing something about someone whose last name was Lake and they had the title of Seaman. Their nickname was Jizzpool
Yeah i wanted to call my little girl Lana… and then someone said spell it backwards.. so that name was scrapped 😂
In middle school we had to wear a nametag one day with our names spelled backwards. I couldn’t figure out why everyone was laughing until years later when I realized I was walking around with analyak written on my chest.
\*All 10 billion parents who named their daughter Nevaeh thinking it would be unique\*
What do you think about name Natas?
Hahahaha that's a good one!
Gonna name my kid Yssup
WAZZAAAAAAAA
Lmfaooo
Also play the name game to see what rhymes with the name.
I’ve known a couple Marlanas and never thought of that. Pamela Martha Focker…..
Lana is a popular name.
We should take to court every parent of Lana for false advertizment beacuse every Lana was in fact not brought to world by anal.
Same goes for pets, my parents called my cat suna which means "sand" in Japanese... yeah
Analram
Suuure OP's name ain't Marlana
Did you finish reading the post?
That's exactly what I was joking with.
I second that. Sincerely, Dnocesehtmomruoyrofkilmtegotemtfeleherofebrehtafymecnisreyortsedtnucdnaremmarlanatneicifingamtsomdnatsetaergeht
What's that say?
The greatest and most magnificent anal rammer and cunt destroyer since my father left me to get milk for your mom the second.
Thank you
Can confirm. My first name is Teggunttub.
Mines Nomad so it's pretty good
Analram has a point.
Just go with Bob...
Hello, I'm Reggin, and I would agree.
Ana- 😳
Lana
Her arch nemesis could be Taoglana.
Do it for Elad
Lol Marcus is just as bad
Ooooh, that's painful!
Username checks out
That's what she said. :)
Marissa is a fun name for this reason
Ass I ram
Grandpa’s initials were BRA
She is probably a solid peg partner no doubt though.
That’s my moms name too😂
Kid named saggin
Lol
Marlana Analarm
ANALRAM!,ANALRAM!,ANALRAM!,ANALRAM!,ANALRAM!,ANALRAM!,ANALRAM!,ANALRAM!,
Ngl didn't believe my Russian friends when they told me Ninel was a legit girl's name in the Soviet Union.
Streisand effect demonstrated. Who the hell would spell names backwards looking for funny things unless prompted?
In my experience, every single child tries to read their name backwards once they can read.
That’s hot.
rehpotsirhC ortsaM
Anna-Laura or move the hyper over and it is Annal-aura
Lanaot Naomi
🤷♀️
And think how it could be made into a singing taunt.
Tee hee hee
Just ask Marissa
Ylanadrahemmar
Fucking funny 🤣
😂🤣😂🤣
Why does it matter. Nobody calls you by your name backwards.
Guessing you didn’t have anyone called Lana at your school growing up.
Holy fuck I just laughed way too hard at this
Eduardo/Odraude Idk
How do we know she's not talking about a mountain goat that's really obsessed with cleaning?
Man I use reddit for porn, not to die laughing at 3 in the morning 😂😭
Some girls are called Lana \[Anal\] My school teachers name was Ruta and when you write it down in russian language and read it in english, it spelled "Puma"
I know a girl named Luna, her mother wanted to name her Lana, but her father was against this for this reason.
Woah black betty!
i don't have a child, so my youngest sibling's name then eniamrahc sounds pretty cool, but how would you pronounce that shit
“N- AI - AM -RAK” Sounds like a demon name tho. Js.
Then.. like, change your name? Lol.
Lol used to know a Marlana,obvious joke was obvious.
Errot Sounds really cool tbh
Ah, Satan.
My name backwards is "Yt". What's so bad about that?
Nothing, YouTube. Take it easy on the ads tho, this is getting outta hand.
You aren't by any chance, an analyst-therapist are you?
Lmao we had a girl in highschool named marlana, shit got savage for her
I know a guy actually named Anal Ram.
Reece: We need to give her a funny name to make fun of her, what's her real name? Dewey: Regina Tucker Reece: Hmm... There's nothing we can do with that.
There was a girl on mtvs the challenge this year with the name analise. Every time she would stand a certain way her shirt said anal. Mom and dad how hard is it to add the extra n?
Sincerely ANALRAM😂😂😂😂
How many names does this really apply to though?