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me_irl

me_irl

Fire_Block

S*k*e*l*e*t*o*n* w*a*r


IncelLikeIronically

fun fact: if your epitaph doesn't say "rest in peace" you automatically get drafted into the skeleton war


mikebalzich

Mine's gonna say "+50 hp, +200 dmg". I'm ready for glory.


OnlyMag

*Keleton?*


bbqsauce101

Imagine when you die, you join God's sandbox mode and it's just him seeing what different armies in different time periods would look like if they fought. Wild


MellyMaids

you should check out totally accurate battle simulator


burgpug

hahaha no this is wrong. prepare for your career and waste a decade doing it and then prepare to go back to college and then prepare for your second career and then prepare to skip retirement and THEN it is skeleton war


Background_Ad9943

Life's boring ima suicide to start skeleton war sooner


ItzLapointe

Please don't. Skeletons can definitely wait to start the war 🙏🏻


TheRedlineAlchemist

Skeletons can't grow and gain strength after death. It's best you wait, to give your skeleton the best chance it's gonna get.


Background_Ad9943

Thank you kind soul, I will remember you as a skeleton


TheRedlineAlchemist

May fate let us meet in the war, so that we may laugh as the merry clacking of bones resounds around us and drink pours through our ribs.


bezekielg

This flesh envelope is weak and limiting. We must emerge. Doot doot


Memewalker

Can we just start the skeleton war now?


simulatedmind

I've got my BOOMSTICK.. sally forth!


A1K4

Has anyone got dibs on the halberd yet? I want dibs the halberd if it's available


Fire_Block

Same. Halberd bros.


Jon-Joestar

Mind if I come along? I'd prefer to dual-wield short weapons, us 3 can become an unstoppable force together in the skeleton army


PaperBagRedditor

It’s all been leading up to this my boney brothers, charge!


Alien_Slam_Panther9k

Thank Mr. Skeltal


Jeebabadoo

Fuck all those steps in between. I'm preparing for skeleton war. * Drink milk for calcium * Floss daily * Careful to not break any bones * Buy nice spear and armor to get buried with * Learn to use a spear in combat * Sign up for Archery classes I am open for more ideas! Also, any more information about skeleton war is appreciated so I can prepare better.


kangaroo_bean

Correction: Break as many bones as possible. That way they can grow back stronger


CosmicPenguin

aesir_irl


NoVictory68

Basically just life until the skeleton war.


_Aggressive_Milk_

Just die hard that way you have one extra bone-er to fight with


Igot2eyes

Damn. Ima spend all my life thinking of my future instead of enjoying the present and I won’t even have a choice. Can’t wait till skeleton war, sounds way better


gasyadocro

I wana attach under-neck-horse skeleton to my upper-body skeleto.


thegrateflameking

than prepare for ~~the skeleton war~~ Ragnorok


IconicScrap

Because it's basically summer which is close enough to fall which includes October WHICH MEANS ITS HALLOWEEN SOON BOIS ***SPOOKY TIME***


pinchonthebum

Worms are their money! And also bones are their dollars.


GenericFandomPerson

Part of the Skeleton War. Cam confirm.


zach_da_bossss

Prepare to defend Valhalla from Fenris Wolf


ageofthoughts

What they don’t tell you is that skeleton war is just getting slaughtered by chosen undead over and over


caingrn03

If your gravestone doesnt say Rest In Peace you are automatically drafted into the skeleton war


Masked-imator

"I've got a bone to pick with you! NYIAAAAA"


Feros-Cole

There is also a way to skip to skeleton war immediately, if you catch my drift.


_Daciaa

Agh,I play too much RPGs


Pappabeertje

Ja yes, verry relatable


NessicaDog

This post was made by Nazbol gang


ShootEmLater

Hood's war on Death_irl


FeuTheFirescale

Bluestar talks about life


SK570

* doots into combat *


EloquentInterrobang

Looks like someone’s grave doesn’t have “rest in peace” on it


Jafoob

Who are the skeletons going to war with?


Baldur_Gates

Left one wears an anticovid glass mask??


LeRonGuard

Can I skip to the skeleton war


J_Fidz

In short... just prepare to spend 80% of your life doing things you dont wanna do.


LadyVFirstClass

bed knobs and broomsticks count me in.


Hakar_Kerarmor

RIORS! DA DA DA DA DA DADA!