By - sexygoat42069
fun fact: if your epitaph doesn't say "rest in peace" you automatically get drafted into the skeleton war
Mine's gonna say "+50 hp, +200 dmg". I'm ready for glory.
Imagine when you die, you join God's sandbox mode and it's just him seeing what different armies in different time periods would look like if they fought. Wild
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hahaha no this is wrong. prepare for your career and waste a decade doing it and then prepare to go back to college and then prepare for your second career and then prepare to skip retirement and THEN it is skeleton war
Life's boring ima suicide to start skeleton war sooner
Please don't. Skeletons can definitely wait to start the war 🙏🏻
Skeletons can't grow and gain strength after death. It's best you wait, to give your skeleton the best chance it's gonna get.
Thank you kind soul, I will remember you as a skeleton
May fate let us meet in the war, so that we may laugh as the merry clacking of bones resounds around us and drink pours through our ribs.
This flesh envelope is weak and limiting. We must emerge. Doot doot
Can we just start the skeleton war now?
I've got my BOOMSTICK.. sally forth!
Has anyone got dibs on the halberd yet? I want dibs the halberd if it's available
Same. Halberd bros.
Mind if I come along? I'd prefer to dual-wield short weapons, us 3 can become an unstoppable force together in the skeleton army
It’s all been leading up to this my boney brothers, charge!
Thank Mr. Skeltal
Fuck all those steps in between. I'm preparing for skeleton war.
* Drink milk for calcium
* Floss daily
* Careful to not break any bones
* Buy nice spear and armor to get buried with
* Learn to use a spear in combat
* Sign up for Archery classes
I am open for more ideas! Also, any more information about skeleton war is appreciated so I can prepare better.
Correction: Break as many bones as possible. That way they can grow back stronger
Basically just life until the skeleton war.
Just die hard that way you have one extra bone-er to fight with
Damn. Ima spend all my life thinking of my future instead of enjoying the present and I won’t even have a choice. Can’t wait till skeleton war, sounds way better
I wana attach under-neck-horse skeleton to my upper-body skeleto.
than prepare for ~~the skeleton war~~ Ragnorok
Because it's basically summer which is close enough to fall which includes October WHICH MEANS ITS HALLOWEEN SOON BOIS ***SPOOKY TIME***
Worms are their money! And also bones are their dollars.
Part of the Skeleton War. Cam confirm.
Prepare to defend Valhalla from Fenris Wolf
What they don’t tell you is that skeleton war is just getting slaughtered by chosen undead over and over
If your gravestone doesnt say Rest In Peace you are automatically drafted into the skeleton war
"I've got a bone to pick with you! NYIAAAAA"
There is also a way to skip to skeleton war immediately, if you catch my drift.
Agh,I play too much RPGs
Ja yes, verry relatable
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Hood's war on Death_irl
Bluestar talks about life
* doots into combat *
Looks like someone’s grave doesn’t have “rest in peace” on it
Who are the skeletons going to war with?
Left one wears an anticovid glass mask??
Can I skip to the skeleton war
In short... just prepare to spend 80% of your life doing things you dont wanna do.
bed knobs and broomsticks count me in.
RIORS! DA DA DA DA DA DADA!