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adm_Von_Schneider

Ok so is there a clever metallurgist in here who can shed some light on exactly what the actual f is happening here?


rockingmonkey

Not a metallurgist, but my guess would be that the glue holding the blade to the handle boiled. As it boiled the pressure inside the handle increased, pushing the blade out. Once the blade was fully out, the boiling glue with all the extra gunk got pooped out. Edit: Great! My most upvoted comment ever is about knife poop lol


urbansasquatchNC

Material scientist here. From the video, it looks like you're spot on except I doubt the gas came from boiling. More likely it was released by the resin/glue as it was heated and degraded.


tweezer606060

When I did casting my cheapskate boss would buy old silver forks and knives to melt down when I needed to cast silver …..learned the hard way knives sometimeshave pitch in the handles for filler….had a small crucible explode on me once….lesson learned Wow this blew up today….made me realize how much I miss melting things


urbansasquatchNC

Tbh its not a bad way to get metal as long as you don't need your chemistry to be super tight. I assume you've found a solution for those little resin based pipe bombs, but I'd recommend just cutting the handles in half. Also as long as that is sold silverware you're fine, but plated products are going to run the risk of high lead content.


tweezer606060

He would buy silver cutlery at antique shops because it was cheaper than buying pure silver pellets….I wasn’t making jewelry to sell so purity wasn’t the issue… started using the bolt cutters to check knife handles first before I’d melt something in the centrifuge….old old stuff has pitch/tar in it…. Newer stuff had plaster which would just float off with the flux


595659565956

You use a centrifuge to melt things?


purvel

He means a spin casting machine. Some, like mine, and likely his, have integrated crucibles and are electrically heated.


frilledplex

I've only known them as rotocasters


bootboard

Thats neat


BA_lampman

A crucible for refining enriched silverium for use in nuclear blingallurgy.


sarcasmexorcism

too lazy to google whether blingallurgy is a real thing or a joke…


bootboard

Neither silverium nor blingallurgy is a thing, saved you a search Actually just googled it, silverium is a thing, but I have no clue what it is. According to google, a "blackened silver" whatever that means I dont know


595659565956

So not a centrifuge?


TheOneTonWanton

Why not both? There are centrifugal casting machines that utilize centrifugal crucibles. I don't know how they work, but they're out there.


BlueAlp4

Quantum physicist here, this only happened because the knife was being observed thus the wave function collapsed... Edit: spelling


j48u

Watcher of movies here, it's more likely that this happened to the knife because our protagonist believed it would.


Magnesus

Game developer here. The knife behaved that way because of a bug in the engine. We will fix it in an update but then the blade will sometimes clip through walls.


Gotze_Th98

High schooler here, it seems like knife had a powerful mithocondria which caused more energy than what the handle could handle :D


Hyperion1000

Dumb person here, The knife sharted it's pants.


badscott4

Knife here, I feel better nw


Duaality

Knife handle here, thank fuck he's gone


TrillCozbey

Actual Game developer here: "our explanation will unfortunately be delayed to Q2 2022. We want to ensure the highest quality product to our fans."


fuckinshitshow

Knifeologist here, this only happened because a Cthulhu was trapped inside the knife's handle after a bout with Merlin some years ago.


BlueAndPurpleShirt

If only you hadn't spell physicist. 🤔


Arkitakama

They asked me if I knew theoretical physics, I told them I had a theoretical degree in physics. They said welcome aboard.


lionseatcake

>hadnt spell


Qwirk

Adding what should be the obvious why. The Handle is silver while the knife is steel. They are most likely repurposing the silver.


ThirdEncounter

Isn't that what boiling is, though?


urbansasquatchNC

Boiling refers to a state change from liquid to gas. The gas in this case is likely from the decomposition of the resin.


Ronald_Deuce

Point of order: The piece of metal that extends from the blade into the grip is called the "tang." Do with that knowledge what you will.


JacrabbitHips

Everyone knows Tang is astronaut orange drink![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|facepalm)


NerdUber

That tang is gooey


daiwilly

This is nonsense! Anyone can see that this knife shat itself from being burned to death!!


SeanSeanySean

Hey guys, this appears to be an older sterling silver knife. It was common to affix the handle to the knife using Rosin, basically pine tree pitch with other additives to hold the handle onto the tang, the rosin not only holds it in place like glue, it also takes up the voids to ensure that the handle isn't lose. What you're seeing here is the torch heating the rosin within the handle past the boiling point, the rosin creates gas, the pressure ejects the knife and tang out of the handle. The bubbling goop that blobs out at the end is the boiling rosin, once it hits air / lower atmosphere, it greatly expands as it is no longer under pressure in the handle. **edit: not a metallurgist, just really into tools and knifemaking / restoration.**


Sandman4999

The knife took a shit


miner_sd

It's actually to do with the resin/glue holding the handle onto the blade When it heated up it melted and either the water in it boiled or something in it decided to change careers and become a foaming agent increasing the internal pressure and causing it to turn into a burnt resin foam


SisterOutsider

Are you serious? Right in front of my salad?


TheHotBoxer420

U never take a shit in ur salad and eat it? U still gonna eat that salad? Lmao


BEniceBAGECKA

Poop knife 2.0


netanelyat

oh god oh no oh god


IcyDickbutts

I'm sorry Jon.


harrietthugman

poop knife 2.oh yeah 😎


sowega9

I’ve heard of a toe knife but never a poop knife


harrietthugman

*we got a botched toe, pass me some trash to plug it!*


sowega9

Pusses up and in 3 days, good as new!


goldiehanz

Oh god OH MAN


cptmx

OH MAN OH GOD OH MAN


ETphonehome162

Respects need to be paid to the OG. https://www.originalpoopknife.com/


chillitis

Someone is really profiting off of this..... The universe is wild


wobwobwob42

The first and only Poop Knife to be endorsed by "LearnedButt", the creator of the original and viral Reddit post that has now become internet Folklore. Read the full story here... Keep in Touch


ETphonehome162

It's pretty damn smart, if you ask me. People love feeling like part of an inside joke.


Tommy_C

I love inside jokes. I hope to be a part of one some day.


goodrobber_badcop

"Dishwasher safe" I...uh...well...I'll just see myself out thanks.


angeliqu

I had no idea he’d gone ahead and made something of his fame! Amazing!


ETphonehome162

What a time to be alive.


kaylinnic

Soviet Russian poop knife


BackgroundGrade

In Russia, poop knifes you.


DootoYu

In Russia, knife poops you.


jatti_

In Russia, you poop knife


LetMeSleep7

In poop, you knife Russia


manish_kumar98

In Russia, you knife poop


meeran_n

Knife poops you, in Russia


Taicoi04

In you, Russia poop knife


KM2KCA

In knife, poop Russia you


Sleep_nw_in_the_fire

In poop, you Russia knife


eyekunt

You're probably confusing it with Brazil and their Cartels


wiiya

[Cosmic Knife superheated](https://fallout.fandom.com/wiki/Cosmic_knife_super-heated)


zitfarmer

My family poops big. Maybe it's genetic, maybe it's our diet, but everyone births giant logs of crap. If anyone has laid a mega-poop, you know that sometimes it won't flush. It lays across the hole in the bottom of the bowl and the vortex of draining water merely gives it a spin as it mocks you. Growing up, this was a common enough occurrence that our family had a poop knife. It was an old rusty kitchen knife that hung on a nail in the laundry room, only to be used for that purpose. It was normal to walk through the hallway and have someone call out "hey, can you get me the poop knife"? I thought it was standard kit. You have your plunger, your toilet brush, and your poop knife. Fast forward to 22. It's been a day or two between poops and I'm over at my friend's house. My friend was the local dealer and always had 'guests' over, because you can't buy weed without sitting on your ass and sampling it for an hour. I excuse myself and lay a gigantic turd. I look down and see that it's a sideways one, so I crack the door and call out for my friend. He arrives and I ask him for his poop knife. "My what?" Your poop knife, I say. I need to use it. Please. "Wtf is a poop knife?" Obviously he has one, but maybe he calls it by a more delicate name. A fecal cleaver? A Dung divider? A guano glaive? I explain what it is I want and why I want it. He starts giggling. Then laughing. Then lots of people start laughing. It turns out, the music stopped and everyone heard my pleas through the door. It also turns out that none of them had poop knives, it was just my fucked up family with their fucked up bowels. FML. I told this to my wife last night, who was amused and horrified at the same time. It turns out that she did not know what a poop knife was and had been using the old rusty knife hanging in the utility closet as a basic utility knife. Thankfully she didn't cook with it, but used it to open Amazon boxes. She will be getting her own utility knife now.


IgnoreAllMyComments

That is the best story I've read all day. Thank you for that.


hereforyou45

It's not the commentor's. It's actually a legendary Reddit story that makes it's round once a month. Has it's place at r/museumofreddit


zitfarmer

Its not my story, i just spread the word of the poopknife.


CombinationBusy111

Where is Poop knife 1.0


PrincessSkittles54

https://www.reddit.com/r/MuseumOfReddit/comments/ke8skw/the_poop_knife/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf


Luna997

Not me trying not to laugh with my boyfriend sleeping in the bed next to me.


PrincessSkittles54

Good luck with that!


racinmyboxcar

I remember reading that post and nearly dying from laughter. Thanks for this!!


slater_san

2.0? This is the original poop knife upon closer inspection.


Odin18Z5

Bum guns for the win. Paper is just for drying only. If you need a poop knife, it's gone too far. It's the three seashells of the modern-day.


AyOhWayToGoOhio

Dafuq?


waitwutdafuq

Yeah what’s up?


LebaneseLion

r/beetlejuicing Onesome else can go ahead and shotscreen for the redditsub


FreudLovesHisMom

Onesome


LebaneseLion

I pressed the notification confused since I forgot I commented this hahah was thinking about ‘onesome’ a different way


FreudLovesHisMom

Shall we turn this onesome into a twosome? 😏😏


inlovewithmayonnaise

Nice


ozzie286

When it cools back down, will it suck all of that back in?


Overcooked-Fork

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prodoggy4life

What have I just witnessed...


jordanleveledup

Anduril, Flame of the West, forged from the shards of Narsil. The man who can wield the power of this sword can summon to him an army more deadly than any that walks this earth. Put aside the ranger. Become who you were born to be. Take the Dimholt Road.


Rectall_Brown

I was there Gandalf. I was there 3000 years ago…


rywolf

r/unexpectedlotr


theftben

This happens when she said “wrong hole” and you pull out to something squishy


pepsman

German engineering


orangecat5678

Good bot.


CreatureWarrior

I felt that..


Lunrun

This makes me physically uncomfortable


ParuTree

Jesus Christ. 🤮


whitenelly

r/usernamechecksout


SkeletonCommander

Thanks, I hate it


brazilian_irish

Good bot!


Matescz821

Take my upvote and fuck off


WhoaChil

r/angryupvote


realtintin

Do you take your poop back in?


HY3NAAA

Yes?


realtintin

When it's this soft?


HY3NAAA

Did I stuttered?


No_Cicada_404

Upvote this if you would eat that stuff & save a little bit to shove up your ass as well.


theloankoala

I thought it was the after birth


fryingpantheist

Kind of an oaky afterbirth


BlueCollarScholar90

r/unexpectedoffice


amuon

r/pavloviansubtag


beansinmysuitcase

The irony isn’t lost


BlueCollarScholar90

I know 😔 couldn’t be helped


Keric28

Thanks to this link, I ironically found r/unexpectedpoopknife


d33zol

I hate that I love you


pengouin85

That's also an acceptable explanation, yet cursed


SpeciosaLife

r/cursedcomments


FrozenBananer

Do you eat the placenta?


theloankoala

No, the hospital wouldn’t let me grill it outside last time


Dysan27

They heated the knife to the point that the glue/resin holding the blade to the silver handle melted and the water contained in it boiled foaming said glue/resin.


anormalgeek

It pooped. Got it.


GrungyGrandPappy

More like volcano diarrhea


wandering_corvid

Amazing punk band name right there


tototoru

Straight to the point.


gardug0214

It’s not as amazing when you explain how it happened


Alchemispark

Maybe, but it's less disgusting


SpaceShrimp

He just assumed it was glue/resin, it could also be some entirely different substance.


dabbymcbongload

Yeah it could be poop


Janky_Pants

Knife go poopy. There, happy?


YaBoiJonnyG

Everybody is cool with the Poop Knife, but the second there’s Knife Poop, everyone loses their minds.


maNameJurf

Society


YaBoiJonnyG

See, Jurf gets it!


Nilsneo

Oh dear, I had forgotten about the poop knife. Now I'll have to work hard on forgetting it again.


gardug0214

Amazing 🤩


MrHappy4Life

Exactly this. I saw it on the TV show Repair Shop. Instead of using solid silver, they use super thin silver and put resin or pitch in it.


benzamen

Wasn’t it mainly the fact that heat was causing the glue to expand creating pressure?


mikebellman

How do you delete someone else’s post?


Deanosaures2010

This one got me


Angle-Prize

Your post got deleted by someone else?


thenewdesignone

Sarcasm on Reddit doesn’t always land I see lol


Isellbabys

I’m pretty sure he meant he wants to delete their post


ozzie286

Spend years sucking up to the group admin and hope they make you a moderator


SpaceShrimp

Worth it.


Yeeslander

Divide by zero


Dwike2

No, that would just make it an infinite post


cosignal

multiply by zero


bridgefridge

when u think it can't get any worse it shits its pants


VodkaAndHotdogs

Lol. Your comment made watching that - whatever that was - almost with it.


DeDumbDoDah

Do you mean "almost worth it"?


VodkaAndHotdogs

Dammit. Yes. Sorry about that. Lol


MuMbLe145

Why did you show me this in front of my good eyes?


xVerified

Do you keep your bad eyes nearby?


MuMbLe145

Lemme take my glasses off and you can use my bad eyes if you want


smimton

Well, shit.


preparetosigh

At a guess.. the apoxy/glue inside gets heated up, liquifies, and begins expanding. This expansion pushes the blade out of the handle. At the end when the pressure in the handle is released by the blade being expelled, the adhesive can expand much faster and it comes out in that disturbing manner.


ochisiepa

This is disturbing


prettyanonymousXD

Immensely


Bogie1Kanobi

Wasn’t expecting a poop at the end


midnight-toker23

My morning after mixing beer and vodka


foxydevil14

Stick to weed toker.


Affectionate-Cup4945

I can now say I have seen metal shit.


Wise_Ad_253

Makes me wanna toss my knives


DaClarkeKnight

This is actually an ancient warrior technique called Poop Knife: the knife is used to first stab your opponent and then you turn the blade and use the hilt to rub doo doo in the cut. This infection strategy is one of the oldest types of biological warfare and last used out side of jail on the battle field in Vietnam war.


carlosfhdez

I saw this before. The knife got infected by a parasite that burrows into it's body and controls it brain seeking a safe place while it eats the knife from the inside. The knife is just a zombie at this point and the heat makes the parasite want to escape. Nature can be a cruel mistress 😔 terrible way to go. Poor knife


OpiumForTheMass

r/oddlyterrifying


KimchiVegemite

"Browse a bit of Reddit before bed" my brain said...


kaypiob

r/popping


andruis

Did I just watch a knife take a shit?


-_-_Niko_-_-

so thats how knives are born now i’m glad babies take another hole


SixUK90

How do you tag that bot that reverses things?


AgitatedEggplant

[https://imgur.com/NiI73lM.gifv](https://imgur.com/NiI73lM.gifv) someone had done it in a separate comment. tbh i don't know which version was more disturbing for me lol


xabulba

Belongs on r/popping


Mai_cupon

r/shitposting


jxnart

Definitely a horcrux


errata-c

I literally just watched a How it's Made where they make almost this exact knife: [video](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r0ZXcfrUzGo)


ArcaneWindow

He is lucky that it didnt explode. That filling material was expanding and had nowhere to go. And heat maked metal weaker.


DK_Son

Is that the poop knife everyone talking about?


Haarryi

Did they seal it with shit?


Diggingfordonk

Post anal


th3buddhawithin

This makes me uncomfortable.


Certain_Abroad1784

u/reddit-download


eeks75

Man can only imagine what sound comes with the squirting


Xill_K47

This is so interesti... Hol' up!


RavenAzr

Weird for me. Stretched all the way and then pooped! The knife I mean


Dontju

Snake???


jeraldtherapist

i look at my knives with disgust now


kaupas24

Me after eating any spicy food


Qu1pster

Every damn morning


onepoly

Ohhhh fuck it’s POOP KNIFE!!!! I haven’t seen this vid in forever. Also would like to add I remember reading something on Reddit ages ago about a guy who kept a knife in his bathroom to cut his turds. He had a girlfriend and she asked about it and he said you didn’t have one growing up? Dude growing up had a knife his parents and all the family members used to cut big turds,he thought it was normal once he moved out and on his own.


prokokex

Knife didn't shit in years


ccd111975

Reminds me of the evening of Taco Tuesday


iiBazzinga

THATS NASTY


Southern-Mastodon797

I,ve seen enough of internet


the-poopiest-diaper

That was so hot


Jane177

That looks really disgusting


lost48151162342

Me when your mom


Fever_Rain

Woah chill!