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PlagueDoctr69

She went for the other head


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OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO7

Closer to perfectly balanced for today


LaterGatorPlayer

Oh. Oh. *i think I’m going to balance!*


BlackVirusXD3

Wait! Think of over population!!


ingloriospanda

So just one ball instead of two?


CaptainObliviousIII

She went for the Hole Stone.


Lumpy_Structure9343

More like infinity gems 😏


Lachrondizzle23

Infinity beads


bespectacledbengal

I didn’t realize Skylar White was in this movie but ok


gorillicus

Best reach around ever !!! Some may say marvellous.


Fresh_Fox3547

YO


Pirate_Leader

ANGELO !


sexymanwastaken

🗿


Kiryu_kazuma-chan

*insert the jojo reference copy paste here*


EthanKnight86

WHAT?


KornySnake

international women's day.


pratyush1818

How do people come up with this 😭


AntMan5421

You won


Direct_Relative567

Dickhead


cashyup05

Legendary


Other-Program7856

Avengers: Edgegame


Thomas_Pandit

where hav i heard that before?


Other-Program7856

😳


Thomas_Pandit

i just found it... want me to link it?


Other-Program7856

I think I’m good


Thomas_Pandit

you're lack of faith concerns me


Other-Program7856

you know what, screw it. dm the link, I’m bored


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Other-Program7856

It’s certainly something


Thomas_Pandit

and people say he doesnt get girls...


_General_Kenobi

Mr Stark, I don't feel so good


SadBanana006

What are you doing stepstark?


Brightened_Universe

Mr Stark, I feel really good


Thomas_Pandit

why?


MoltingGold

No wonder the avengers lost so many times.


peterbro77

What, no, why?


kdbot012

Hmm


batmanfan12321

Your lack of grammar concerns me


Thomas_Pandit

my non lack of autocorrect concerns me


onyourrite

Yeah sure


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Hitlerism

You know what, that's not bad. I like the artstyle


Thomas_Pandit

could have drawn the faces a bit better though imo


PraiseTheBlaziken

Avengers: Peg-game


westy75

Happy Endgame


ItsKageTho

Let’s just say there’s a hand somewhere, and it ain’t snappin


Thomas_Pandit

it fappin?


ItsKageTho

That’s great, thank you.


MikeRyanStanAccount

Call me Peggy Carter


GimlySonOfGloin

Was gonna comment something funny but this takes it all in


GiftIndependent7557

So did he


Bane1-1-10

I understood that reference


_JustChicken_

"Peg-me harder"


FoldOne586

Well at least we know she's not the kind of guy that would fuck a person in the ass and not even have the goddamn common courtesy to give him a reach-around. I’ll be watching her.


Ashtorethesh

r/angryupvote


aimed_4_the_head

Happy International Women's Day


therobshock

Top comment


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MyNameIsMud0056

You know...Peggy? Drop the y, add -ing?


Blackfang08

They don't know. Should we warn them?


WermesJC

When your girl is trying to comfort you after seeing NWH


Thomas_Pandit

comforting girl is best girl


ekhfarharris

Not if youre under the japanese occupation back in the 30s and 40s.


LetnexHexa

Oh fuck me I did not need to remember that


HorseshoeTheoryIsTru

Just lie about it, like the current Japanese government.


kimchiman85

Wow. Good one.


ekhfarharris

I just would like to remind every one that the japanese gov never apologized to the "comfort women" to this day, and that they went as far as naming them "comfort women" to imply that the women were prostitues, and not what they really were - forced sex slaves.


kimchiman85

I know. It’s awful. A lot of Koreans - especially those who remember those days - are still quite bitter about it.


nandasithu

Oh comforting girls are TIGHT!


ImmaAltSure

A Ryan George reference? In the wild? That was super easy, barely an inconvenience


ThatIckyGuy

I'm gonna need you to get all the way off my back!


Able-Cat3703

Oh sorry, let me get off that thing


Allgen

Wow wow wow wow Wow


happysoul12

Because.....fair enough


TheGingerCynic

r/UnexpectedRyanGeorge


tfcollector3000

So the hero did a backflip, snapped the bad guy's neck, and saved the day


GreenMenace1915

wow wow wow wow


mirza0junaid

Ohhh. my god


Doomestos1

Oh! Really?


Naive-Body4993

This day extracts a heavy toll.


Thomas_Pandit

this day extracts a heavy load*


Naive-Body4993

Atta boy!!!😅


MetaCognitio

All that for a drop of...


cmaistros

purple stuff


Thomas_Pandit

i mean, our skin tone is not white, is it... well, not all of us at least.


Blackfang08

>well, not all of us at least. Well duh. It's like how brown cows make chocolate milk.


MTFBinyou

Is it, inevitable?


badgerwalrus23

Hot superheros in your area! you won’t last 40 seconds!


flimbs

Jokes on you....I NEVER last 40 seconds.


xkingmox

r/suicidebywords


kratos9557

You guys are lasting?!


artygta1988

That’s my secret…….I never last 40 seconds


Spank-Those-Hams

When your stones gave off a signal 5 days ago, but she still ambushing your tent.


AndytheNewby

Underrated comment.


HaloArtificials

Happy womens day baby *STRAPS IT ON*


humans_are_not_real

"here goes ant-man"


ThanusDestroyer

... I got that reference


Tis_CaptainDeadpool

I understood that reference!


Thomas_Pandit

onto whom?


HaloArtificials

*Both of us*


Thomas_Pandit

wait, whos the one getting pegged? captain marvel or thanos?


HaloArtificials

Thanus


skeetersammer

Came here to find this comment.


BertSton51530

Deadpool is definitely top five favorite movies. Maybe even top 3. Ryan Reynold is a Saint


lowlifepath

Ive got ur infinity gauntlet right here bitch


Thomas_Pandit

in the pic, i am not sure if that's his gauntlet...


lowlifepath

It will be once she is done pegging him with it


ainvayiKAaccount

>!When she agrees to anal but there was a plot twist...!<


Dasheek

A plot hole


MajicMexican

Jokes on you I’m in to that shit!


Golden-Excellence

No, she literally is


saltydemise

poor ant man might still be up his ass too


Jigsaw2799

Purple balled


[deleted]

My imaginary wife comforts me after a long day...


Thomas_Pandit

u want captain marvel as your waifu?


sven206

I do


[deleted]

Only cause she’s hot.


Thomas_Pandit

ngl, if she was jacking me with that face, i wouldnt last long...


pengouin85

But what about her hand instead?


MCUwhore

Yes. She's a badass. I think you're intimidated by her, little man.


Thomas_Pandit

she is a flaming hot ship blasting hero who takes no shit, ofc i am.


MCUwhore

Same tbh but that's what makes her even hotter


Thomas_Pandit

"finally someone who speaks english... and doesnt kink shame"


MCUwhore

Yeah I'm gonna have to go look up that Avengers Edgegame porno now lmao


Thomas_Pandit

well, what did u think of it?


Darthhester

Husbands during child birth be like


liam_mastr21

Uncle Phil when Nicky was born


Savings_Big6664

stop it!!. i cant go on any longer


Thomas_Pandit

thanos:"please, just give me a chance" carol:"what about my high libido? did u give that a chance?"


Phantom_Jedi

When that weird aunt hugs you


Red_FiveStandingBy

Tugs*


TSanther9047

My mom showing 7 year old me that bug I made her kill cuz I was too scared


GiridharA31

The only comment here without perverted thoughts


Fantastic_Ad_3998

When she want to do anal but she gets you from behind


Dfreeze123

Kinaesthetic Thanos learning about pegging.


Sea-Manufacturer4769

Touch it, you know you want to 😈


Thomas_Pandit

touch it? no, i am not a monster


Doctor99268

the real crime would be not to finish


Thomas_Pandit

my load?


TryRude

Brie Larson revisits her inspiration for Envy Adams.


RichS816

Worst Ghost remake ever


BewareNixonsGhost

"Perhaps I treated you too harshly"


Thomas_Pandit

looks like she treating him a little too harshly


thexavier666

Captain Marvel: "I went for the head"


Shadow_Reptile

*shuddering breath* You monster.


Thomas_Pandit

who? me or her or him?


Shadow_Reptile

Whoever created this cursed image.


MiniMan_BigChungus

Marvel studios?


Sweet_jumps99

I can’t quite peg this caption.


Detroitmountaintiger

*On Titan, caption pegs you!*


galactus_thunder

When she play with them infinity stones


KongoOtto

Jesus Christ Marie! They're Minerals!


kamsiuche

ned - porn...


F4dung

Where gamora


ziris_

I'll do you one better: WHY is Gamora!?


Thomas_Pandit

well, nebula was there, so... u gotta do with what u got i guess.


Quiet_Shock5817

You want happy ending?


ChapolinColoradoNZ

Thanos "what are you doing stepsister? Oooooohhh!"


xchitownx

When she puts the infinity stone in your peehole


ssp25

Now they are perfectly balanced


saeed_tag

Woman: it’s time for round 3


WafflestheGreat16

Thanks passes the final infinity stone ,the kidney stone


duringthemeanwhilst

Thanks


GimlySonOfGloin

r/pornmemes


SneakyKain

Marvelous


calebgkelly

Happy Endgame.


HailSithis201

Mommy Brie edges her good boy [fdom] [comforting] [edging] [dirty talk]


goodguybolt

*S Q U E E Z E D*


TheNinjaDiddler

When you're going out with the boys and ya girl makes sure you're too spent to chase hoes


Brentan1984

"sometimes when we touch"


FrickItAll

I GET THIS FEELING! AND EVERY TIME WE KISS I SWEAR I CAN FLY!


UtherPenn

I want this to last


Thomas_Pandit

"touch what?"


ApprehensiveLet8631

Girl gets him off with ghostchilli


Puffymushroom

Omelette du Fromage


Rude_Sheepherder4872

Just the tip


oxidized-bread

Captain Marvel gives Thanos her marvelous suprise!


b00berii

Getting pegged for the first time.


tubadude123

When she sticks all six infinity stones up your ass.


harkness2001

Tfw when you grab Thankos by around his his throat


Free-Worry-8

Shitty handjobs will do that to ya


whip0already_read-it

Jk I'm just choking


Anubis51

You got this honey, push!


ksaMarodeF

ottie-patootie……Captain Marvel put it in his bootie.


Intelligent-Ad-1066

Captain Marvel does what Ant-Man can’t…man!


DaBetterReader

When your girl uses her strap on


maillaro

Relax big man


Thomas_Pandit

sun is getting low


tonyle94

Do you feel it, Mr. Crab?


Klutzy-Trash-7918

When she comes behind you and starts wanking it for you


FuzzzyTingleTimes

Grape Gape


councilorjones

Going for the head


NotFredRhodes

“No! No! Don’t do it! Don’t do it! I’m a virgin! Nooooo!”


ATR2002

Com'n big guy, only 6 inches to go.. you can take it


Worldly_Ad_6243

Peggos. His asshole was reduced to atoms.


awesomedan24

The hardest dicks require the strongest grips


VerTexV1sion

When you're done but she still keeps on going


Gregps4Life

Should've gone for "the head"😏


mudhole212th

It's ok son, it's just a scratch