Well at least we know she's not the kind of guy that would fuck a person in the ass and not even have the goddamn common courtesy to give him a reach-around. I’ll be watching her.
I just would like to remind every one that the japanese gov never apologized to the "comfort women" to this day, and that they went as far as naming them "comfort women" to imply that the women were prostitues, and not what they really were - forced sex slaves.
She went for the other head
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Closer to perfectly balanced for today
Oh. Oh. *i think I’m going to balance!*
Wait! Think of over population!!
So just one ball instead of two?
She went for the Hole Stone.
More like infinity gems 😏
Infinity beads
I didn’t realize Skylar White was in this movie but ok
Best reach around ever !!! Some may say marvellous.
YO
ANGELO !
🗿
*insert the jojo reference copy paste here*
WHAT?
international women's day.
How do people come up with this 😭
You won
Dickhead
Legendary
Avengers: Edgegame
where hav i heard that before?
😳
i just found it... want me to link it?
I think I’m good
you're lack of faith concerns me
you know what, screw it. dm the link, I’m bored
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It’s certainly something
and people say he doesnt get girls...
Mr Stark, I don't feel so good
What are you doing stepstark?
Mr Stark, I feel really good
why?
No wonder the avengers lost so many times.
What, no, why?
Hmm
Your lack of grammar concerns me
my non lack of autocorrect concerns me
Yeah sure
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You know what, that's not bad. I like the artstyle
could have drawn the faces a bit better though imo
Avengers: Peg-game
Happy Endgame
Let’s just say there’s a hand somewhere, and it ain’t snappin
it fappin?
That’s great, thank you.
Call me Peggy Carter
Was gonna comment something funny but this takes it all in
So did he
I understood that reference
"Peg-me harder"
Well at least we know she's not the kind of guy that would fuck a person in the ass and not even have the goddamn common courtesy to give him a reach-around. I’ll be watching her.
r/angryupvote
Happy International Women's Day
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You know...Peggy? Drop the y, add -ing?
They don't know. Should we warn them?
When your girl is trying to comfort you after seeing NWH
comforting girl is best girl
Not if youre under the japanese occupation back in the 30s and 40s.
Oh fuck me I did not need to remember that
Just lie about it, like the current Japanese government.
Wow. Good one.
I just would like to remind every one that the japanese gov never apologized to the "comfort women" to this day, and that they went as far as naming them "comfort women" to imply that the women were prostitues, and not what they really were - forced sex slaves.
I know. It’s awful. A lot of Koreans - especially those who remember those days - are still quite bitter about it.
Oh comforting girls are TIGHT!
A Ryan George reference? In the wild? That was super easy, barely an inconvenience
I'm gonna need you to get all the way off my back!
Oh sorry, let me get off that thing
Wow wow wow wow Wow
Because.....fair enough
r/UnexpectedRyanGeorge
So the hero did a backflip, snapped the bad guy's neck, and saved the day
wow wow wow wow
Ohhh. my god
Oh! Really?
This day extracts a heavy toll.
this day extracts a heavy load*
Atta boy!!!😅
All that for a drop of...
purple stuff
i mean, our skin tone is not white, is it... well, not all of us at least.
>well, not all of us at least. Well duh. It's like how brown cows make chocolate milk.
Is it, inevitable?
Hot superheros in your area! you won’t last 40 seconds!
Jokes on you....I NEVER last 40 seconds.
r/suicidebywords
You guys are lasting?!
That’s my secret…….I never last 40 seconds
When your stones gave off a signal 5 days ago, but she still ambushing your tent.
Underrated comment.
Happy womens day baby *STRAPS IT ON*
"here goes ant-man"
... I got that reference
I understood that reference!
onto whom?
*Both of us*
wait, whos the one getting pegged? captain marvel or thanos?
Thanus
Came here to find this comment.
Deadpool is definitely top five favorite movies. Maybe even top 3. Ryan Reynold is a Saint
Ive got ur infinity gauntlet right here bitch
in the pic, i am not sure if that's his gauntlet...
It will be once she is done pegging him with it
>!When she agrees to anal but there was a plot twist...!<
A plot hole
Jokes on you I’m in to that shit!
No, she literally is
poor ant man might still be up his ass too
Purple balled
My imaginary wife comforts me after a long day...
u want captain marvel as your waifu?
I do
Only cause she’s hot.
ngl, if she was jacking me with that face, i wouldnt last long...
But what about her hand instead?
Yes. She's a badass. I think you're intimidated by her, little man.
she is a flaming hot ship blasting hero who takes no shit, ofc i am.
Same tbh but that's what makes her even hotter
"finally someone who speaks english... and doesnt kink shame"
Yeah I'm gonna have to go look up that Avengers Edgegame porno now lmao
well, what did u think of it?
Husbands during child birth be like
Uncle Phil when Nicky was born
stop it!!. i cant go on any longer
thanos:"please, just give me a chance" carol:"what about my high libido? did u give that a chance?"
When that weird aunt hugs you
Tugs*
My mom showing 7 year old me that bug I made her kill cuz I was too scared
The only comment here without perverted thoughts
When she want to do anal but she gets you from behind
Kinaesthetic Thanos learning about pegging.
Touch it, you know you want to 😈
touch it? no, i am not a monster
the real crime would be not to finish
my load?
Brie Larson revisits her inspiration for Envy Adams.
Worst Ghost remake ever
"Perhaps I treated you too harshly"
looks like she treating him a little too harshly
Captain Marvel: "I went for the head"
*shuddering breath* You monster.
who? me or her or him?
Whoever created this cursed image.
Marvel studios?
I can’t quite peg this caption.
*On Titan, caption pegs you!*
When she play with them infinity stones
Jesus Christ Marie! They're Minerals!
ned - porn...
Where gamora
I'll do you one better: WHY is Gamora!?
well, nebula was there, so... u gotta do with what u got i guess.
You want happy ending?
Thanos "what are you doing stepsister? Oooooohhh!"
When she puts the infinity stone in your peehole
Now they are perfectly balanced
Woman: it’s time for round 3
Thanks passes the final infinity stone ,the kidney stone
Thanks
r/pornmemes
Marvelous
Happy Endgame.
Mommy Brie edges her good boy [fdom] [comforting] [edging] [dirty talk]
*S Q U E E Z E D*
When you're going out with the boys and ya girl makes sure you're too spent to chase hoes
"sometimes when we touch"
I GET THIS FEELING! AND EVERY TIME WE KISS I SWEAR I CAN FLY!
I want this to last
"touch what?"
Girl gets him off with ghostchilli
Omelette du Fromage
Just the tip
Captain Marvel gives Thanos her marvelous suprise!
Getting pegged for the first time.
When she sticks all six infinity stones up your ass.
Tfw when you grab Thankos by around his his throat
Shitty handjobs will do that to ya
Jk I'm just choking
You got this honey, push!
ottie-patootie……Captain Marvel put it in his bootie.
Captain Marvel does what Ant-Man can’t…man!
When your girl uses her strap on
Relax big man
sun is getting low
Do you feel it, Mr. Crab?
When she comes behind you and starts wanking it for you
Grape Gape
Going for the head
“No! No! Don’t do it! Don’t do it! I’m a virgin! Nooooo!”
Com'n big guy, only 6 inches to go.. you can take it
Peggos. His asshole was reduced to atoms.
The hardest dicks require the strongest grips
When you're done but she still keeps on going
Should've gone for "the head"😏
It's ok son, it's just a scratch