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Jackeea

Outjerked to the max here


RealityPalace

This whole set is now worth it just for this card.


Specific_Ad1457

I was planning to arrogantly stand my ground and not support this set at all because its terrible but man I need me that card.


Gorlox111

Why is it terrible? Looks like fun to me


SilverElmdor

It's both the best card in the game and the worst card in the game. We can close Magic the Gathering now.


d3northway

you did it, you gathered the magic


just_fish_ass

The gathering has been magical


WickedPsychoWizard

Maybe the real magic was the friends we gathered along the way.


MonkeysOnMyBottom

I disagree. I will play this card and then I will be the best and worst card in the game


Calm_Connection_4138

That’s what I was thinking. This is some next level shit posting.


Typhron

I swear to god they just went to the jerk subreddits, took notes of the best and worst posts, then burnt and snorted them for maximum effect What the fuck is this reality


Esc777

>What the fuck is this reality "MINE!" ~Maro


dietdoctorpepper

Fine, I'll do it myself


Mattrockj

The only way it could be better is if it was a dreadmaw.


semarlow

Dreadmaw is low hanging fruit. This card reverse engineered a tree that grows an entire Applebee's.


DapperApples

Why the fuck would you grow Applebee's.


semarlow

Why would you turn yourself into Approach of the Second Sun? Same energy. (I initially thought apple tree and then said "no, weirder.")


supervernacular

So they can print Approach of the Second Applebee’s of course.


Defonotshaz

it shouldnt even be a special card, should just be a collosal dreadmaw in the set, im kinda upset that it hasnt been in every set since tbh!


RealityPalace

If they just print colossal dreadmaw with no changes as a common in this set I will be forced to buy an extra box.


bobert680

Honestly they should print a top down cycle that's just colossal dreadmaw but scaled up in rarity with basic colossal dreadmaw being common. Edit: the mythic could be colossal dreadmaw, uncaged 4gg. Planeswalker- colossal dreadmaw. +1 make a colossal dreadmaw token. -3 target dreadmaw creature you control fights target non-colossal dreadmaw creature. -7 search your library any number of dreadmaws put them into play. Creature you control get+1/+1 the each card put into play this way, trample, and haste until end of turn


TheLuckySpades

No previews, no special set symbol, no planeswalker symbol, just some of the packs have a dreadmaw from some previous set in them. That would be my favorite version of this meme.


SpiritMountain

I keep forgetting i am not on the main sub


HotelRoom5172648B

As a big fan of Approach of the Second Sun and a proud owner of a sculptable afro, I feel like I was made for this


Oleandervine

I'm imagining you showing up to this launch event with a perfectly crafted cubbyhole in your hair that can fit 7 cards.


chemical_exe

6 cards, you are the 7th card


WebpackIsBuilding

"Aw dang, my cubbyhole is 0.012" too deep!"


FuckAimeeChallenor

oddly sensual


r_kay

That's what she said


chemical_exe

I just want them to win one turn sooner


HotelRoom5172648B

Gotta make a deck slot like a duel disk


yohanleafheart

My bald head screwing me up again


Bobbybim

Nah, that's free friction!


hawkshaw1024

What you do is you show up wearing a hat. Then when it's time to cast this, you take off the hat, revealing a chrome dome covered in two-sided sticky tape


randomdragoon

This won't help as much as you think - You can stick the bottom card to your head, but the next six cards still need to stay balanced on. Reduces the difficulty by 1/7 at best. EDIT: Might be really helpful if you're using extra-grody sleeves to begin with


TheRealNequam

> but the next six cards Next 5, but yea youre right


megapenguinx

Use your head sweat to stick the cards to your head


MaximoEstrellado

We gonna need to ban you in competitive unfinity drafts, too strong!


Zomburai

There are times when destiny calls forth a person and demands an action. *Now* is the time. *You* are the person. *This* is your action.


Parker4815

I hope it has a rectangle shaved Into it


PeaceLoveExplosives

Chad play: scry yourself to the bottom.


shidekigonomo

Go big or go home: Ante yourself.


megapenguinx

Well you’re going home it just might not be your home


popejupiter

"haha, I'm your problem now!"


captainnermy

Enslave yourself for the memes!


purecan

Anteing makes the card leave the library, so you would stop being a card. Unfortunately.


shidekigonomo

407.4. To ante an object is to put that object into the ante zone from whichever zone it’s currently in. You don't have to be a card to be in the ante zone. I'd cite the supreme court case *Air Bud v. Board of Education* for further proof.


purecan

Excellent point and citation. To counterpoint, I'd say players are not objects when they are not cards.


shidekigonomo

If I'm not an object, what am I? A figment of my opponent's imagination? A shared delusion of the rest of society? A mindless automaton? A source of revenue for Hasbro corporate? This card is giving me a lot to think about...


khanzarate

I think we’re still a card when we’re put into the ante zone, though. It’s just that will cause this enchantment to sac itself and all that. But we still moved to the ante zone as a card, so we have satisfied the definition of “to ante an object”, in the same way that tokens still touch the graveyard before they stop existing forever. There’s no rule saying we need to get out of the ante zone if we stop being an object. I rest my case and suggest we make the ante zone a ballpit.


WillDonJay

What if I want to be objectified? ...anyone want a free sub to my only fans?


mweepinc

You can use [[R&D's secret lair]] and [[Bronze Tablet]] to get around this


ujustdontgetdubstep

Sounds like some elaborate set-up to hit on someone


Pipupipupi

We yugioh now boys


Slant_Juicy

Then deliberately knock all the cards off your head, effectively emptying your library, only to win with [[Laboratory Maniac]] or [[Thassa's Oracle]].


4d20allnatural

oh boy, now *this* is ~~pod racing~~ r/BadMtgCombos


AnimusNoctis

3 card win-the-game, hm


4d20allnatural

you’re correct, [this](https://www.reddit.com/r/BadMtgCombos/comments/xoo40z/put_yourself_onto_the_battlefield_tear_yourself/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf) is more like it


MTGCardFetcher

[Laboratory Maniac](https://c1.scryfall.com/file/scryfall-cards/normal/front/6/0/608567fd-9f94-4058-831a-77cb6019ef02.jpg?1547516361) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Laboratory%20Maniac) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/uma/61/laboratory-maniac?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/608567fd-9f94-4058-831a-77cb6019ef02?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) [Thassa's Oracle](https://c1.scryfall.com/file/scryfall-cards/normal/front/7/2/726e8b29-13e9-4138-b6a9-d2a0d8188d1c.jpg?1628801828) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Thassa%27s%20Oracle) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/thb/73/thassas-oracle?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/726e8b29-13e9-4138-b6a9-d2a0d8188d1c?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call


LaboratoryManiac

*My mind whirled with grand plans, never thinking of what might happen if I were to whip my hair back and forth.*


NussbertBeinhart

Step 2: Sneeze Step 3: win with Thassa's Oracle thats conveniently always is in your hand


wyattsons

I like the idea that you would win if you didn’t scry yourself but your going for the convoluted win lol


Zomburai

Gonna tear your shirt with that hard of a ***F L E X***


SylviaSlasher

Time to ask my barber to cut a card sized indentation in my hair so the cards fit nicely.


piroteknix

Add it to the list


magicthecasual

time to design a hat with a built in deck compartment


Sea_Bee_Blue

Just figured out why cowboy hats are shaped like they are.


Blaze_1013

Cowboys were the real futurists all along.


wtfduud

Wear a top hat.


MisterTruth

Doesn't say anything about not using a special hat either. So you can wear a hat that you can secure everything into as it's on top of your head too. And since hats matter, I'm sure that's a very deliberate loophole.


nocsha

Yeah but they can target and kill you for wearing a hat, so thats a dangerous game


Chrisdoto

What do you want to take the form of? A Dragon, A Dreadmaw, or the Approach of the Second Sun?


Halinn

[[form of the squirrel]]


MTGCardFetcher

[form of the squirrel](https://c1.scryfall.com/file/scryfall-cards/normal/front/2/2/2241203c-1219-4e75-9973-7e1a44885341.jpg?1562487906) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=form%20of%20the%20squirrel) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/unh/96/form-of-the-squirrel?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/2241203c-1219-4e75-9973-7e1a44885341?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call


imacrazystupidbitch

FORM OF! a glass of water!


BigBadBlotch

FORM OF!! A centipede!


Redz0ne

FORM OF! a wash-cloth!


RevenantBacon

Form of the Mulldrifter.


goat_token10

FORM OF! AN ICE MENORAH!


PrimemevalTitan

This is like an r/MTGLardfetcher card


Tachi-Roci

Quick someone call peepholeinaglassdoor. We need the advanced rules stat!


CannonFodder141

The whole time I was reading this card, I was thinking, wait... Did they print a peephole card?


Fist-Cartographer

for the unaware: i think [this](https://www.reddit.com/r/custommagic/comments/s8k8r4/klorkawa_gifter_of_planeswalking/) and [this](https://www.reddit.com/r/custommagic/comments/txkyyz/forced_spark_ignition/) is on topic


Typhron

I still don't know what the fuck is going on, help


Fist-Cartographer

in his own [words](https://www.reddit.com/r/custommagic/comments/s8k8r4/klorkawa_gifter_of_planeswalking/htgptza/?context=3)


Thurstonelambs

Reading the card explains the card Edit: shit I just saw the reply to this person


T3HN3RDY1

Thank you for sending me down the /u/peepholeinaglassdoor rabbit hole. It's all so unhinged, but Fblthp, Utterly Lost is a masterpiece of a card.


nighoblivion

Now that's a dedicated troll if I ever saw one.


gsomega

Is a deck a hat?


T3HN3RDY1

Asking the important questions


ArsenicElemental

I'd say no. I don't remember if it was [[Goblin Haberdasher]] on the Unstable FAQ or Blogatog, but Mark has said a hat has to be a hat. Like, clothes. A bird resting on your head isn't a hat, as it's not the intention or design.


JablesMcBootee

What the hell


Ronarification

Play this with Yet another Aether Vortex then you can put stickers on yourself right?


StirFriar

This is everything I have ever wanted in Magic.


Flare-Crow

Needs [[Animate Library]] to REALLY pull this off, but still awesome, haha.


bountygiver

If you have this and animate library you are allowed to physically punch whatever you are in combat with.


AcidicVagina

No, but you do have to stand on the table maybe. If the table breaks, then game ends in a draw probably.


MTGCardFetcher

[Animate Library](https://c1.scryfall.com/file/scryfall-cards/normal/front/a/d/add4f168-c69e-4045-9725-47208ef69935.jpg?1562931695) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Animate%20Library) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/ust/26/animate-library?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/add4f168-c69e-4045-9725-47208ef69935?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call


Gemini476

Only if you count as a permanent. Unfortunately I can't seem to find the quote, but I believe that players *aren't* permanents and thus, by inference, are temporary. (My condolences.)


Silvermoon3467

You can Manifest yourself with something like [[Write Into Being]] Idk how you would fit on the battlefield facedown, but you could put stickers on yourself then maybe?


Gemini476

Unfortunately the rules text is "You become a card until you leave your library or that library is shuffled.", so you stop being a card the moment you move to the battlefield.


Ronarification

A buddy of mine thinks this may not be the case "yeah but you have another effect saying you're a face-down creature on the battlefield at the same time"


Gemini476

> 701.34a To manifest a card, turn it face down. It becomes a 2/2 face-down creature card with no text, no name, no subtypes, and no mana cost. Put that card onto the battlefield face down. That permanent is a manifested permanent as long as it remains face down. The effect defining its characteristics works while the card is face down and ends when it’s turned face up. I think what happens is that you're turned face-down, put onto the battlefield, and then cease to be a card. As you are no longer a card on the battlefield, you are no longer a permanent - > 110.1. A permanent is a card or token on the battlefield. A permanent remains on the battlefield indefinitely. A card or token becomes a permanent as it enters the battlefield and it stops being a permanent as it’s moved to another zone by an effect or rule. You might still be on the battlefield, I guess, but the judge might want you to roll off the table.


Kaiyakoroshi

Correct me if I'm wrong, but I'm allowed to wear a hat over these cards right?


ArborElf

Im just gonna bring a Top Hat to any event a. Hat b. Thematic c. easy to put cards on flat top d. sexy


R_V_Z

Sombrero. Plenty of room in the brim.


CitySeekerTron

Also thematic. [[Jester's Sombrero]]


Dwarvenmathemacian

well you will have to put the hat on and off so be careful.


borissnm

Hypothetically, but since you need to be able to draw those cards, you'd have to take the hat back off and the jostling of putting on and taking off a hat 2-6 times seems likely to make some fall off.


jfb1337

You're probably better off putting them on top of a hat that has a flat top


Zanthy1

But that would be on top of the hat, not on top of your head


PK_Thundah

I wouldn't imagine so. Would you allow your opponent to put a hat over their library on the table? Balancing on your head is different than "attaching" to your head by using a hat. I really hope people try to play these cards in the goofy way they are designed instead of trying to take the fun out by exploiting it like this.


WizardLizard411

Exploitation is part of the fun!


Quazifuji

I'm interpreting "balance" to mean the cards have to just be resting on top of your head and can't be secured there in any way.


Furrulo878

This has to be the hardest alternate wincon to pull off


TheCruncher

I dunno, [[Hedron Alignment]] is up there, I feel.


MTGCardFetcher

[Hedron Alignment](https://c1.scryfall.com/file/scryfall-cards/normal/front/7/b/7b3ec511-1b78-46e9-8ec2-fc09abd1b434.jpg?1562919793) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Hedron%20Alignment) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/ogw/57/hedron-alignment?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/7b3ec511-1b78-46e9-8ec2-fc09abd1b434?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call


CaptKels0

Yeah hedrons are way worse lol


dieyoubastards

Hedron Alignment was the only one I couldn't make work in my All Alternate Win Cons commander deck. 😔


Quidfacis_

> All Alternate Win Cons commander deck. I feel like Coalition Victory would win the game before you could get anything else to work. Is there a 5-color Legendary creature that has an alternate win condition built in?


dieyoubastards

Coalition Victory is banned in commander. https://www.moxfield.com/decks/3Qepp-fSckeg98r7GlYDJA


dkysh

This card discriminates against bald players.


HuntsInDreams

Depending on sleeve friction, I think being bald could actually be an advantage here.


wampastompah

You generally want to wear a hat in this set anyway. It's more about hat choice than hairstyle.


ProtoJMan

Synergy!


ObsidianG

hm. See my plan was to lie my head down on my deck and put the cards on my left ear, which in that position would be the topmost part of my head. But it DOES say "top" of head, making it seem like I would instead need to rest my chin on the deck...


SayingWhatImThinking

It actually just says to balance the cards on your head, not on TOP of your head.


TNCNeon

pff why is this acorn? :P


GoodTeletubby

Because otherwise it's an automatic game loss for a marked card in the library, right? All your normal cards plus one player-shaped card means you always know where the one is in your deck.


TNCNeon

yeah that must be the reason. Could be solved with a really tight sleeve though


LaughingRochelle

Usually a card would be acorn because some players might not be able to physically do the required actions. In this case, some players have no heads.


Dirxcec

Why do they make us roll dice? Some players have no hands, right?


VRCMMC5N106FME

Yeah some players are hellbent! What about them!


bohl623

Okay so it’s finally here, the time has come. I am the top card of my own library. *Untap* *Upkeep* “At the beginning of your draw step….” Opponent goes to make me mill myself or make me exile myself from the top of my own library. My question is: At what point do I have to sacrifice Platinum Angel to state based actions?


T3HN3RDY1

> Opponent goes to make me mill myself or make me exile myself from the top of my own library. When you leave your library, the effect ends. The real danger is being fatesealed by something like JTMS or [[Precognition]]


Slant_Juicy

For any effect where the opponent has to look at the top card of your library, how many seconds of awkward eye contact are necessary to fulfill that condition when the top card is you?


sdfasdfargreg

Or you may look at the top card of your library at any time \>hang on, hang on \>\*looks down at my belly\* \>...ok, go ahead


kingmanic

What do you do if a card makes you reveal yourself to other players? Does that mean REVEAL? Or just give folks a peek if they want? Consent and all. Wouldn't want to choose between legal charges and a game loss.


bohl623

See that’s the problem though. The effect would end due to state based actions, and if I have Platinum Angel in play, I can choose to ignore state based actions such as “each opponent sacrifices a creature” resolving. I can’t be issued a game loss due to ignoring the rules because I have a Platinum Angel in play and I can’t lose the game. I imagine some kind of government entity would have to take me out at that point, but I won’t ever lose that game. Ever. On a real note: putting myself on the bottom of my own library sounds hilarious.


DatKaz

Have you been to Honolulu in the last few years?


erluti

So since a triggered ability makes you a card, if the cards fall off and the enchantment is exiled with those cards, then your very next draw is still going to be yourself, right? So failing at this makes you lose a draw step I think


RealityPalace

You are absolutely right and this is hilarious.


Traditional-Alps-258

So with [[Animate Library]] you can get on the battlefield and punch your opponent yourself. This would also allow to make a clone of yourself.


SecretFangsPing

I never want to see anyone give u/peepholeinaglassdoor shit ever again.


Ninjaboi333

Context?


CannonFodder141

He's a creator on r/custommagic who is known for making REALLY out-there card designs. Cards that do things like turn players into creatures or morph creatures onto players. In other words, cards like this one.


RealityPalace

There is a key difference between this and his cards, which is that this card actually explains the meaning of the weird shit it's doing.


WstrnBluSkwrl

Any Target Planeswalks. What's so hard to understand? It's right there in the advanced rules.


clunedog

He is literally just predicting the future.


Gemini476

Now, to be fair, planeswalking as a keyword action *is* in the comprehensive rules - it means that you move to the next plane in the planar deck. e.g. [[Grove of the Dreampods]] > 701.24b To planeswalk is to put each face-up plane card and phenomenon card on the bottom of its owner’s planar deck face down, then move the top card of your planar deck off that planar deck and turn it face up. It still doesn't make sense for *non-*players to planeswalk, though, and I'm not convinced that they *knew* this keyword action was a real thing.


MTGCardFetcher

[Grove of the Dreampods](https://c1.scryfall.com/file/scryfall-cards/normal/front/7/e/7e1e76f3-4a95-4bb1-bc21-22614b070711.jpg?1547432484) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Grove%20of%20the%20Dreampods) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/opca/34/grove-of-the-dreampods?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/7e1e76f3-4a95-4bb1-bc21-22614b070711?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call


BrambleweftBehemoth

Players are planeswalked


RomanoffBlitzer

Yep, I'd say their infamy isn't ultimately due to their wacky cards, but their conduct.


RhysPeanutButterCups

READING THE CARD EXPLAINS THE CARD


sandcloak

They make the most bizarre non-functional custom magic cards that often introduce five new mechanics at once


Sycod

A while back they posted some really bizzare cards to r/custommagic. When asked to explain these, they first stated that reading the card explains the card, then claimed the mechanics used were defined in the "advanced rules" of MTG, in which it is possible to shuffle players in libraries. Which apparently causes them to lose the game.


Stormtide_Leviathan

This is the most ridiculous card I love it


VectorB

"Hold on, I need to sleeve this card up" Puts on custom printed poncho to match deck sleeves.


TheFiniteThrowAway

I can see how nobody would have guessed this


zaphodava

Ok, this is some funny shit right here. Un-haters, this is why we want these sets.


SylviaSlasher

It doesn't say what kind of card you are, so can't tutor yourself I guess.


Stormtide_Leviathan

Well you can with a generic tutor, but note that the trigger is “when you draw yourself” so I’d advise against it


dkysh

If you have yourself in your hand, how much does it cost to play with yourself? A lifetime ban from the LGS?


___----------------

You're only a card as long as in you're in your library unfortunately


Cykelman

What if you Manifest yourself? xD


maximumcrisis

>110.1. A permanent is a card or token on the battlefield. A permanent remains on the battlefield indefinitely. A card or token becomes a permanent as it enters the battlefield and it stops being a permanent as it’s moved to another zone by an effect or rule. I'm not a card or a token, but I am a creature on the battlefield. Permanents which lose all of their permanent types remain on the battlefield, but do permanents who cease being cards and tokens remain on the battlefield? Either way I'm not leaving peacefully.


buyacanary

What if you have [[Future Sight]] or [[The Reality Chip]], can you cast yourself? You’d stop being a card once you went on the stack, but inquiring minds want to know.


jfb1337

You could demonic tutor yourself though But that doesn't work, as you didn't *draw* yourself; but you do leave the library making you no longer a card.


Duramboros

From https://magic.wizards.com/en/articles/archive/making-magic/making-space-part-2-2022-09-26


spinz

Funny enough, if the enchantent goes away for any reason, you are still in your library and youre going to get a dead draw.


MattsyKun

... So that means you could be milled into the graveyard and/or exiled Does that just like, kill you? You just lose at that point?


EmilayyisRosayy

I'm not so sure. The "if you leave your library or it's shuffled clause" isn't written as a separate triggered ability, it's appended to the first one. So you'd probably stop being a card at that point, and that's it


AcidicVagina

Or, I'd be the most lively draw in the history of magic!


KnightsNG

Pretty sure that’s [[Vorthos]] in the foreground, which adds another layer of awesome lore references to this and that card!


SleetTheFox

This is the greatest Magic card I have ever seen.


Infinite_Bananas

WHAT


dkysh

What would happen if you phase out & in this card? You stop being a card. Then you become a card again, but... do you need to put yourself 7th from the top again?


Pvh1103

YO! This is the best hypothetical. I believe that if the enchantment phases put, youre just a cheating idiot with 6 cards on your head. :)


bonyjony

Knock the cards off, phase enchantment in response to trigger. Success


TekaroBB

What's the CMC of a human card for the purposes of Cascade? Also, what if you get placed on the bottom of your own deck.


T3HN3RDY1

Cascade exiles the cards revealed, so you're not a card as soon as you're pulled from the top of the deck.


HoopyHobo

If you get placed on the bottom of your deck then logically that would mean you would be balancing your entire deck on your head.


qgep1

Wait, so can I just draw a picture of myself and win the game on the spot? JUDGE!!


gredman9

[[B'GAWK!]] You are not taking the Form of Approach of the Second Sun at this point. Fail.


kabigon2k

eagerly awaiting the combo that allows you to somehow use this to make your opponent a copy of Blacker Lotus and legally horrifically dismember them


Jadelitest

This is something I can get behind… Or under?


Yarrun

Vorthie is having the absolute time of her life here.


Chopshoebop

And I thought the combo that turned your opponent's phone into Chaos Confetti was mean. Someone is going to find a way to cast you, turn YOU into a Chaos Confetti, and make you activate yourself.


Redlaces123

Holy shit. This is godlike


gredman9

Godpharaohlike


AngsD

This is fucking excellent!


jacw212

This would get bottom 5 on r/custommagic I fucking love this card 10/10 best card in the set


Kaidavis

This is the Unshit I’m enthusiastically here for. Thank you Maro.


lyw20001025

Is this+[[Trigger Happy]] two card win??? Actually insane to think wotc does this again after shaheeli incident


ZedTheEvilTaco

Yes, it is. Good catch!


Imnimo

So what happens if you shuffle? EDIT: Reading the card actually explains the card, it turns out!


PippoChiri

The card says that you're not a card anymore


Zolo49

I know what the card says, but it'd still be hilarious to give your opponent a suggestive look and say "I can't seem to shuffle myself, so can you ... shuffle me?".


ActuallyAquaman

r/hellscube wishes it could come up with something as cursed as this


d20diceman

I feel confident that this is the current top post on at least two subs out of HellsCube, CustomMTG and MagicTheCirclejerking