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There have been a lot of this type of meme recently r/lgbtmemes, so any of these posts should go in the pinned mega thread pinned to the top of the subreddit. Thanks!


KitzTheArtist

good girl <3 :)


Karlsonreleasedate

Actually... That's a 80 for you! Idk why, but that made my cheeks rosey in seconds


TheHiddenNinja6

That's adorable!


diepoggerland2

Bottom shit right there


Karlsonreleasedate

Makes sense ig


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anon_the_nameless

r/beatmetoit


baked_beanoso9

I have garlic bread and cake


Karlsonreleasedate

Instant 100%


TheHiddenNinja6

ace vibes


LusetteFuckingLucky

Ace behaviour, or might I say, behaceiour


CobaltCam

Did someone say cake?


-2Braincells

Cake!?


Y9L8L7O6M5

WHERE


areal-linkle

Other here.


Y9L8L7O6M5

you have cake?


areal-linkle

Yes


andr3y20000

The Cake is a lie !


Y9L8L7O6M5

no… NO!!!


FrxnchhFry

H M M


Luner_360

The Cake Is A Lie


Seba1052

Gimme


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What? CAKE? WHERE?!!!


citizen_bob-roblox

GARLIC? GIMMIE


Positive-Composer354

I love a self made woman😏


Karlsonreleasedate

80%, very good!


Positive-Composer354

This one was original lol


QuestionsFromAsgard

Hey, wanna go forage for mushroom while dressed as cottagecore witches?


Karlsonreleasedate

Yeeeeessss!!!!! Please!!! 100%


QuestionsFromAsgard

Works every time


Karlsonreleasedate

It has a certain, very cosy appeal


Ericson207

As a germen i would like to seize your thicc sudetenland....... Sry came up to my mind 😅


Karlsonreleasedate

Interesting... 40% it is


iSharkyShark

You are an amazing person and I believe in you <3


Karlsonreleasedate

100% wholesomeness to the max


Potatoakakartofel

Hey are you a star bcs you are hot as fuck


Karlsonreleasedate

Thanks! 60%!


AmbitiousAd3137

I'll try with a poem I'm composing rn I see your eyes, they twinkle like stars Shine like the sun so far The way your heart is so vast And the desire to be in it so vast To not know you is a sin in itself If to meet you I'd soar the skies, do a little mischief. Please heed these words of a random stranger, Because I'm not there to, Love the person you see in the mirror (I'm Sry I just came up with this-)


Karlsonreleasedate

Wow! Real great! And sweet too! 100%, immediately!


AmbitiousAd3137

Thank you so much! You're so adorable!


Karlsonreleasedate

No U :P


AmbitiousAd3137

If that's the game, you'd get most of the points, darling <3


Karlsonreleasedate

I don't think so... You wrote a poem, what did I do :D?


AmbitiousAd3137

You replied that I'm adorable, that's what you did<3 Actually, scratch that. You're not adorable. You're divine and you're a very great person, judging by the way you respond. So, yes, you're not adorable. You are more than that.


Karlsonreleasedate

No! You can't just get ANOTHER free 100% !


AmbitiousAd3137

Oh no I wasn't trying to! What a grave crime! Though, to be guilty of showering you with the words you deserve isn't such a bad thing.


Karlsonreleasedate

Not that I like it or anything....


imprint_of_alex

*dívá se na tebe pohledem, kterým se praotec Čech díval na horu Říp*


Karlsonreleasedate

Ha! 100%, okamžitě!


YasshaDoom

Hey baby are your legs called Czechia and Slovakia? Because i want to separate them


Karlsonreleasedate

Kinda a bit on the weird side, buuuut... 60%


Hu_man76

Uuuuuh uuuuh im not good at flustering people :(


Karlsonreleasedate

You can always TRY... GIVE IT A SHOT MATE!


Hu_man76

Naaah, itll be cringe. Like really really cringe


Karlsonreleasedate

Just... try! no one will judge! btw, i get flusteered easily!


NoArticle2833

Are you free tonight? Because I don’t have any money


Karlsonreleasedate

Yup! 100% actually!


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Karlsonreleasedate

Yeeeeessss!!! 100%


Moira_chan

Count me in.


loooji

gender


Karlsonreleasedate

Yes


AnAntsyHalfling

Tacos and trash the patriarchy Tuesday?


Karlsonreleasedate

Yes! 80%


AnAntsyHalfling

Nice!


Landon-The-Lonely

wanna go to a playground and punt children off the playset while dressed in maid outfits and claim it as our kingdom


Karlsonreleasedate

Actually.... 80%


Landon-The-Lonely

When and where that's a real invitation


Karlsonreleasedate

Here, now! https://maps.app.goo.gl/UhLBuzibki7noMFc7


Landon-The-Lonely

Sick omw. Im[ here](https://maps.app.goo.gl/NjDH75pwwGy8SsJN8) rn so I'll be there soon.


SqueakSquawk4

Could someone please tell me what "Fluster" means already?!


Karlsonreleasedate

Pretty much get blushing


SqueakSquawk4

Here's my attempt: >\[Throws red paint at your face\] Is your face red now?


Karlsonreleasedate

Very! 100% (like actually, that's very endearing!)


Charlieisdizzy

Ya like jazz 😏


Karlsonreleasedate

60%


Tox1cShark7

You are a woman, not a man, regardless of what anyone says


Karlsonreleasedate

That's quite sweet! 60%!


haikusbot

*You are a woman,* *Not a man, regardless of* *What anyone says* \- Tox1cShark7 --- ^(I detect haikus. And sometimes, successfully.) ^[Learn more about me.](https://www.reddit.com/r/haikusbot/) ^(Opt out of replies: "haikusbot opt out" | Delete my comment: "haikusbot delete")


Hungry-Cookie9405

You made it again, bot-mate. I'm so proud.


queenlesbian99

Can I take you shopping as a fashionista big sister?


Karlsonreleasedate

Yes please!!! 80%!!


Lamborgani96

You're a cool person, and I support you. 👍


Karlsonreleasedate

Not very faltering, but very cool! 20%


Lamborgani96

Oh well. Just wanted to give some compliments.


Karlsonreleasedate

Thanks tho!


Lamborgani96

Yeah ofc!


IAmTheBoom5359

You're... Valid? I'm an ace demiromantic, I know about as much about love as a snail knows about nuclear physics.


IAmTheBoom5359

Y'know what? I'mma play to my strengths. You wanna go buy some Halloween decorations and turn an abandoned school into a haunted house with me?


Karlsonreleasedate

Ngl, sounds real cool! 60%


Positive-Composer354

You must be from Prague - because you're beautiful.


Karlsonreleasedate

40%, at first quite puzzling, since I don't really find Prague that beautiful, although I live quite near it


Positive-Composer354

I stole it anyways lol


Karlsonreleasedate

lol


acreativeusername___

ur poggies 🥺👉👈


Karlsonreleasedate

Very poggers, 80%


LeafMario

want to play sonic adventure 2 multiplayer


Karlsonreleasedate

I actually wanna. No, I don't take this as a joke. Most seriously, infact! 80%. (Btw, it WOULD actually be really cool to play a bit of that game)


shinraii9

We can practice voice lessons together


Karlsonreleasedate

Oh please! 80%!


diepoggerland2

I'm not the best at this sort of thing sorry but You're cute as fuck


Karlsonreleasedate

80%, thanks, stranger!


diepoggerland2

If only the cute girls I actually know were that easy lmao


Karlsonreleasedate

Heh


Lyler_90

You're great, you're a strong brave woman who went through a lot and deserve love. You're a good girl <3


Karlsonreleasedate

80%! That was very sweet!


Lyler_90

So are you :D


Karlsonreleasedate

Upgraded to a 100%


Dalkyvin

Wanna see my frog collection?🐸


Karlsonreleasedate

Yes, ofc! 80%


bullettraingigachad

I shit my pants, can I get in yours?


Karlsonreleasedate

sure! 20%


zilverklauw

I uhh uhh *Can't think of anything* *Gets flustered myself in an attempt to fluster you*


Karlsonreleasedate

thats actually quite endearing! 80%


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Are you made of francium, copper and telluriam? Because you're Fr CuTe


Karlsonreleasedate

heh! funny! 80%!


The_Weirdolord

not an attempt to fluster u, but my bf is czech too! u all seem to be lovely down there!


Karlsonreleasedate

yess, although most of us are quite homophobic... its hard being even a little gay here


The_Weirdolord

understandable, i wish u the best of luck!


DarkWing2274

don’t be such a silly little girl~


Karlsonreleasedate

Why does this make me go 100%?


DarkWing2274

it’s quite effective, more so in person but eh ¯\\\_(ツ)_/¯


Femboy_tusk

Cute girl. Are you Czech cuz your pretty. 👍


Karlsonreleasedate

Wow! Even a femboy commenting on my post! 60%


ArrowAceFluid

I have ice cream! 🍦


Karlsonreleasedate

80%, ice creams poggers


ArrowAceFluid

*Happy aroace noises*


Sandbill86

I have cake, wanna play mariokart?


CelestialSoupMan

Hey bb, want to nuke Venezuala?


Karlsonreleasedate

yea! ofc! 60%


__star_witch__

Be a good girl and get on your knees for me?


Karlsonreleasedate

alrighty then! 80%


__star_witch__

That was traumatic to write lmao


Jellyfishgamez

You're doing amazing and I'm proud of all that you've accomplished :)


ConsistentAd3861

I've been to the Czech Republic, beautiful country! Even more beautiful now that I know you're from there!


Karlsonreleasedate

heh! 80%


Haggem

Foot massage?


cherryplays55

Sussy baka


Positive-Composer354

You got a 100 from me


cherryplays55

Thanks senpai OWO *blushes*


Karlsonreleasedate

20%


Special-Quantity-469

OwO


Karlsonreleasedate

20%, no comment


Special-Quantity-469

):


Karlsonreleasedate

Yk, Owo ain't a good line to fluster a woman with


Special-Quantity-469

I have a bad feeling that I don't know what it means... Trans fem aroace here... Enlighten me?


Draco_malfoy479

Wait. It has a meaning? I always thought it was just a face...


Special-Quantity-469

Idk


Draco_malfoy479

Then what about uwu


hungeringforthename

u pretty


Karlsonreleasedate

20%


AmongEuropeanUnion

Use cyrillic.


Karlsonreleasedate

You know we use normal text like this just with a bit of ó š ř č and ť? Were not Russian


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pancakesareoverated

Are you my dog?… cause I wanna give you head pats☺️


Karlsonreleasedate

Please do! 80%!


pancakesareoverated

*pats head * good girl


Karlsonreleasedate

*Cheeks get red*


pancakesareoverated

You’re cute with those red cheeks


Karlsonreleasedate

(you wanna actually RP? That would actually be quite cool!)


pancakesareoverated

(Yeah sure! Idk how good at rping I am tho. You got discord?)


pancakesareoverated

(Yeah sure! Idk how good at rping I am tho. You got discord?)


TUNAKTUNAKLOL69420

Can we share wired earbuds and night gaze while listening to Interstellar music?


Karlsonreleasedate

60%, sounds quite romantic, just ur pfp :D


theboystheboys

Who's a good girl? That's right! It's you!


Karlsonreleasedate

80%, this stuff just inexplicably works... Idk


SelfLoathingIsBased

Your face will be as red as I want after a few dozen lipstick marks all over that cute face of yours~ 💋


Karlsonreleasedate

Heh... 80%


The_ghost_duke

Let's give this a shot... From what i can see you have an intrest in the stuff you start, you have answered every comment as får as i've seen. This is an endearing quality that i hope most people strive to have. Your belief that others can be a Source to your happiness and that you allow others to help you, Even at your own potential detriment shows that you have a strengt many others don't have. You laso show that you belive that others have the potential to make you more happy, which means that you belive that there are good people out there, something we need more of in this time and age. Even just reaching out to others to is a feat in of itself for many. You show that you are able to, despite of a lot of potential negative responsen, defy common expectation and reach out to others and form, maybe short, but yet connections with others. You are probably the person that is willing to break the silence in a conversation and bring up the next brilliant topic, someone who encourages others å hive what the want the most. A real 'go getter' as it might be called. Nelson Mandela once said that "The greatest glory in living lies not in never falling, but in rising every time we fall" and i belive you are the perfect evidence for the truth of that. Against all evil you have stepped forward into the light, into the dagers of the open world anonymity and asked others to help you. Maybe to help you on the path out of a diffucult spot for you, or just to gather positive energy that you could then share with the others around you. This is proof enough that i would belive you are å great friend, someone that is there for others, someone that lives their own life, not at the expense of others, but because others makes it better. Someone that i would be a positive influence in anybody around you. Hope this isn't to much.... And that took way too long to wright.... And i wish you å good evening forward!


Karlsonreleasedate

Thanks a lot! This was a really sweet read! 100%!


Psychopiller

Jsi krásná holka ❤️


Karlsonreleasedate

Díky! 80%!


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ShalamiBoii

oh hey, i’ve seen you around a lot and i think you’re really pretty! do you want to go out some time? : )


Karlsonreleasedate

Ofc! 60%


adamzam

Shall I compare thee to a summer's day? Because you are unbearably hot.


Karlsonreleasedate

80%, it's really good!


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Tox1cShark7

Wanna go ruin a transphobic panphobes week together?


Karlsonreleasedate

That would be great!


PogmasterTraplover69

U are the Poggest


Karlsonreleasedate

Pog 20%


SummerSun2000

What happens when two trans girls date each other? Idk wanna find out


Karlsonreleasedate

So do I! 80%


Voidborger

:3 That’s it


Karlsonreleasedate

Instant 100%


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digiorno430

you look like you suck dicks 😎


Karlsonreleasedate

I do


JTAD1138

Not my attempt, but now I'm just thinking about how many Americans can even point out Czechia/the Czech Republic on a map. When my history professor taught us Europe it, along with Slovakia, Austria, and Hungary were the second set of nations we learned as a "cabinet" in the heart of Europe (basically we made a box and then deivided that in fourths to get the basic location and borders when drawing maps on blank sheets for practice). The first, using our right hands to make it easy to remember, being Spain (thumb), France (pointer), Germany (middle), Poland (ring, land of many suitors [AKA they keep getting invaded]), and Ukraine (pinkie). And there I go rambling again. >->