I was trying to fall asleep after an episode of insomnia but I had the urge to look at my phone and saw this. 😭 I guess it was a sign!

All Lana fans have insomnia it’s a fact

Kiss kiss

See you at midnight!

Snow On The Beach is such a TayLana song title…Taylor is associated with snow/winter and Lana with the beach

Can’t believe Lana invented beaches. They ceased to exist until she wrote High By The Beach

Coca-cola was shook when she invented Pepsi

My pussy tastes like snow on the beach

My pussy tastes like SquishyMuffins

My pussy tastes like pumpkin spice lattes.

Much to the chagrin of people eating at Greek restaurants. "No Coke, Pepsi!"

A Belushi reference in a next century Reddit Thread.

And 13 Beaches

she is especially credited for inventing 13 beaches

My mind went to coke, High by the Beach must be on my mind

that was my first thought aswell. I was surprised Taylor Swift did a song about drugs. But well...

Snow as well if you think about it

sniff

it better not be just background vocals 😭😭😭 PLEASE GOD LET IT BE A MOMENT

[удалено]

She had background vocals on Secret Life with Bleachers but honestly that song is so fire I wasn’t even mad!

hopefully it’s as good as nothing new was

Taylor better lets Lana write her verse or I'm suing

I heard they're both listed as songwriters!

if lana doesn’t get a whole verse i am unstanning 😭

EXACTLY THIS 😭😭 THEY NEED TO HAVE AN ENTIRE SONG

Taylor isn’t exactly known for having featured female artists do too much in songs. Hopefully it changes here.

I’m sure she’s gonna give her one of her fav artists’ time to shine

i’m so sorry

literally gagging crying throwing up. i am SO MAD

Not just a verse either! Lana features work best as duets!

It won’t, Taylor has great music collabs like evermore or Betty and it’s more than background vocals, she wouldn’t do that to Lana

Tbh If she gets a whole verse I'm gonna edit taylor out and listen to the lana only version. I did that with don't call me angel and her weeknd collabs

Lana always takes over the song whenever she collars with anyone 😭

On *Breaking Up Slowly* she really let Nikki Lane shine. Love both in that song!

Unfortunately not on that Cat Power song

Redditors not knowing downvote isn’t a ‘this person does not have the same idea/preference w me’ button again, sigh

rightt lol

idk why you got downvoted ur right

Jack Antanoff really said "lana is, like, sleeping on her american flag on the beach, do you wanna, yknow, like, maybe, do a track with her?"

Lmao why does this sound so true 😭

My two faves and I'm scared cause this could be either great or completely suck

If the rumors are true, Jack Antonoff is producing the album so I’m leaning towards it being an absolute legend of a song!! He has been behind many awesome Tswift and Lana songs, surely this one must be good too then?

That’s what I’m thinking! A lot of ppl forget or don’t know JA works on both their music regularly so this should end up with good balance!

Hopefully it's not another solar power 🤞

I laughed and cried at the same time

Okay but I feel like for some reason Lana would be able to make Solar Power sound really good

Lana could make my grocery list sound really good who they tryna kid

She would you're right 😭 also the lyrics would be better and more deep

🤞

Jack defs is ! Both of them have worked w him, and the three posted a selfie together.

It just can't, I tell you, it just can't.

It'll be great, no worries! xoxo

I’m curious, what are you thoughts on the song?

Fine song but not mindblowing and underwhelming for a collab with these two. I would like it more if it wasnt teased as a lana feature lol. Cause I didn't even think Lana wouldn't get a verse cause phoebe bridger got one, but not Lana?!?!! 😭

People called me crazy but it was only a matter of time.

My pussy just exploded

MY POOSAY HOT MUST AIR MY POOSAY OUT on the snow on the beach featuring lana del rey

Proof or fake.

i just knew it!! i m going wild!

Lana already has a song about doing snow on the beach… /s

“Tay Tay 👉snort it like a champ, like the winter we’re not innn”

IM GOING FERAL

TAYLANA GIRLIES WE WON

My favorite artists ever are collabing. I gasped so hard I think I stopped breathing.

This is going to be my joker

also seeing a lot of “lana will go mainstream now” lana has been mainstream for a WHILE. yk as much as i’d like to keep her for myself that’s just not reality 😭some people need to stop being delusional. i mean locals in my 3rd world country know lana. she’s mainstream

She's definitely mainstream lol also, her last two albums were her least accessible and the most contentious within the fanbase.

I also do not get that cuz I love her last two albumssssssss

I feel like people just don’t like the more emotionally mature Lana compared to her BTD/UV themes in her albums.

Seems like every new album is contentious at first lol People still complain and debate about LFL lol I think we're just some fussy fans sometimes! Each album is so different which is one of the reasons I love being a fan but I think sometimes fans take a bit to warm up to some albums. Seems like there was a lot of complaining with Chemtrails, it was hard to follow a perfect album like NFR, but fortunately we're all devoted and go back to albums all the time. In the past few months I've started hearing a lot of people say they've gone back to Chemtrails and are realizing it's beauty in a new way. I think that's common for us. Lana gives us albums on such a continuous basis, unlike so many other artists, sometimes we're still getting used to the new sound of the record before and get whiplash a bit lol But I love it and I think everything about the fandom and how Lana rolls out records is unique to her and us💙

\^ she gets played in like the mall-

Y’all better stop playing on Jack’s name now that he got this collab together 💀

I screamed so much omg, I can’t concentrate on work because of that Announcement😭 Taylor is so evil and I‘m here for it FUCKING TS x LDR COLLAB HOLY FVCK YES

Truly historic moment ❤️❤️

Was just waiting with my daughter for her ride to school (she is 17 and has Down syndrome.) She knows I’m a huge LDR fan and I told her the big news. She asked for the title of the song and when I told her she said “That sounds like a Christmas Song!” I thought that was very insightful! Maybe it will be my fave holiday song- I have high hopes it’s amazing…

i’m going to be so annoying about this

That one Lana stan on here who is obsessed over hating Taylor is likely undergoing a psychotic break rn

Literally thought of that person and am hoping they are in fact not doing well with this news, because Taylor and Lana are my favorites and legends.

LMAOO

you can just hear them seething last i heard

I was having a miserable morning until my friend sent me this <3 So excited!

I AM SCREAMING. They’re both in my top five artists!!

Didn’t think so many people would be so unhappy to the point of “unstanning lana” because of this collab. No one’s forcing you to listen to the song…

I am 100% on mode GAY PANIC right now, my two favorite songwriters together (and if Jack’s in it too, my favorite producer tagging along)

I’d be shocked if this isn’t Jack produced.

as a taylana stan, YES

Collab of the year

✨Lilac Heaven 🤝 Lavendar Haze ✨

Collab of the century!!!

ITS HAPPENING

I knew this was bound to happen sooner or later. I'm very excited!

Losing my shit rn

I did not that see that coming. I’ve been listening a lot of Taylor’s album evermore/folklore because of The National and now she also will collab with Lana. I can honestly say all my favorite artists already worked with Taylor lol

My two favorites! 🥹 I just saw this news today after I finished my exam! Ahhh I cannot wait for taylana! 💗✨

This one for the Taylor haters on this sub 👁👄👁 we love to see it. 2 of my favs on one track! Let's goo

Yea tbh everyone was shitting on Taylor and I’m so happy this is happening! TAKE THAT!

my thoughts exactly ;)

everybody thinks their voices won’t go together but I honestly think it’s gonna be one of the best songs ever

I think their voices will go perfect together! Neither are particularly “strong” vocalists (idk if that’s the right way to say what I mean, what I mean is neither are like Xtina or anything), so neither will drown the other out. I wouldn’t be surprised if Lana is only on backing vocals though, as that’s Taylor’s MO and Lana has done background vocal feats previously.

It’s very similar to tay + phoebe which worked perfectly. Lana is a better singer than phoebe too

It’ll work if taytay is in her lower register like Carolina. That would be pretty.

OMG

we won

I’m so disappointed. We wanted more. We can’t change it. This sucks.

Tf you talking about it's amazing

I heard the rumours but I jumped when I saw the Tiktok lol

whattttttrt that's big. cardigan was such a lana song

I LITERALLY SCREAMED AND CRIED WHEN I SAW THE NEWS ON TWITTER! I couldn't believe that we're finally getting this collab (with Jack as the producer???). The Taylana stans really won today 😭❤️

The "Snow" kinda also hints towards ldr9 which is rumoured to be titled "Waist deep in ICY waves".

I think this was just one of her IG captions for the W magazine photoshoot

my dick is diamonds now

We won.

Imagine being angry at your favorite artist becoming more successful… Some of these Lana stans are so toxic. As a fan of both, I can’t wait to hear the collab!

Amen. No one is forcing you to listen to it. I don’t get all this hate here for Taylor. Both are very talented it’s not a freaking competition.

Can we unpin this now mods?

I literally screamed seeing that

Would you look at that, all of the words in your comment are in alphabetical order. I have checked 1,086,991,896 comments, and only 214,076 of them were in alphabetical order.

ME TOO GIRLLL

IM SO EXCITED😭😭

This is so fricking cool. I knew it, due to the selfie w them and jack and the colours on taylors sweater, and that sweater being used in an alt midnights cover.

L for Taylor haters

my top two artists 😭💕

Has anyone listened to Taylor's new song Maroon? It's an unabashed copy of Lana's style.

Idk why but my first thought is that it’ll be about cocaine 💀

All I wanna do is take snow on the beach, take snow on the beach, take snow. All I wanna do is take snow on the beach, take snow baby baby let's go

I’m so excited for this! Taylor and Lana are my favorite artists! I know it won’t disappoint like the collab with Miley and Ari, because Taylor and Lana are musical geniuses. I’ll probably listen to this song first tbh when the album releases.

I started listening to Lana recently. NFR has become one of my favorite albums of all time. I love taylor's folklore and also lorde's melodrama. I wish lorde could join the gang!

TAYLANA IS REAL

We lost

crying, shaking, shitting, throwing up IM SCREAMING

Would you look at that, all of the words in your comment are in alphabetical order. I have checked 1,086,932,748 comments, and only 214,065 of them were in alphabetical order.

but the I'm screaming part isn't in alphabetical order...

🤮🤮 Tay is so basic I cannot

This is life altering!!!

Fml

Exciting!

just the fact that this collab is happening is making my expectations too high and it scares me

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

screaming crying throwing up

im foaming in the mouth

I manifested this

I’m levitating

SO EXCITED!!! love how people are still comparing these amazing women though!♥️

At least they'll be one real artist on the album...

HOW IS THE WORLD STILL BREATHING?

snow on the beach (ft lana del rey whisper)

A lot of people don’t know they both work with jack antinoff so this was BOUND to happen and I’m so excited

Lol who doesn’t know that?

The people in the original thread throwing a fit about how "narcissistic" and "lesser in talent" Taylor Swift is are now having a breakdown. I really hope Taylor allows Lana to be more than backup as in previous histories. Lana could add a huge amount of drama to any track. I really want to hear it as I love both of them!

Omg I thought you made this. I have been following Taylor's track reveal videos, but hadn't seen this one yet. Just looked it up, it's real! So cool!

don't see how they're voices will go together BUT THE STREAMS HER MAINSTREAM ERA IS HERE

My friend just texted me this, I’ve been in a really sour mood the last 2 days so this cheered me up a bit

WHAT DO I EVEN SAY FINAL EPISODE BEACH ONLY FEATURE ON THE DAY VIDEO GAMES (OF ALL SONGS) WAS RELEASED FOR BTD 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

I'm thriving for everyone who wanted this! Perhaps only in spite of everyone who even balks at the idea of it. I hope it's everything you've ever wanted!

I’m kind of surprised Lana fans are so excited about this? I’ll be the negative Nancy and say that I wish Lana wasn’t collaborating with Taylor, sorry 😭

same!! i dont get why so many Lana fans also like Taylor?? Lana makes quality music, Taylor doesnt

You're an idiot

pov: you've only heard shake it off

I can promise you I have heard more than that:) Folklore and Evermore were among my favorites released in 2020, before I started expanding my music taste

I have grown out TS but i guess it's time to go back. Sooo excited

screaming crying and throwing up literally my two favourites

my year was so shitty but at least i have this

so excited

STOP IT STOP IT NOW ARE U SERIOUS?!?! This is my dream come true.

😭i am 😭😭😭 so 🥹🥹 happy 🥲🥲🥲😍

The collab we knew we needed!

Man I hate Tayler but now I gotta listen for my girl Lana 😭✌🏻

why do u hate her lol just wanna know

YESSS MY 2 FAVS

this is the best day of my life it will change me as a person

Praying that taylor won't be featured on LD9.

The comments on this post are weird. I miss the days when the Lana fanbase was depressed bitches with daddy issues and not horse girls.

I swear…happy for the people excited for this but when I saw it I immediately rolled my eyes

Same, rolled my eyes so freakin hard

Yeah idk about this one. But we’ll see ig

Agree totally

Same bestie

Finally someone with taste

Finally 😩

This better have Stargirl interlude quality

I have lost my god damn mind, her face is her laughing at me

Ugh no thanks 😑

Taylor fans are so annoying though ://// oh well this is still a win for the lana cult i suppose.

Why are the rats downvoting u, it’s true

I’m not a fan of Taylor but you’re taking this way too seriously. Why does even the idea of this collab happening hurt you so much? Just let people enjoy it, no one’s forcing you to listen to it. You’re free to dislike it and say that but your comments are just way too much.

You’re so real for this

Touch grass lol you can’t generalize a whole group

my 2 fav ppl omg

Always excited for some new Lana music 😍Let’s pray we don’t get a Taylor feature on LDR10

thank god it is on taylors album and not on Lanas! then i wont have to listen to it:)

Bruh you can not listen to any song anywhere.

Hahaha my thoughts exactly

We win

Guys we won.

I don't understand the commotion over this. I'm not excited. At all