By - E-nygma7000
I think poor hygiene is a sign more of mental disorder than masculinity.....
Yeah, mentally ill people tend to be less motivated to take care of themselves. And in the worst case scenario stop doing so all together.
Mentally ill people are not usually aware they are doing it though. They simply can't get motivated. Macho guys deliberately refuse to practice hygiene because they perceive it as feminine.
I know, usually they’re more focused on things like delusions than normal everyday activities
No it's still a mental illness, they're just using masculinity as a scapegoat or rationalization.
Diagnosed with depression long ago. That is accurate, Love to have a shower or a bath but can't bring myself to it. So I just clean key parts of my body when I can get the energy to. Some days though I am able to get myself to shower. But a lot of days it's hard to. I definitely wish I could bring myself to shower more.
It’s true. Speaking from experience.
Holy fuck, people really believe that?
Yeah, and that it makes you more attractive
Fuck, no disrespect to homeless dudes circumstances, but they must be getting laid on a whole nother level that I'm just unaware of.
Wait… there are people that think not washing yourself is manly??
I had a friend in high school that would drive around without AC in his car (that definitely did have AC) without deodorant in because he “likes to smell like a man.”
I no longer have this friend.
For example, he's a fictional character, but Denozo on NCIS said in an episode he only showers every three days (or something like that) to "preserve his manly musk."
Wiping your ass is gay. Touching a butthole, bro? Super sus. You should scoot around on the floor like dogs do if you want to be a real man.
Tried that, only have hardwood floor tho so just makes a godawful squeaking sound then I slip over on the skiddies afterwards :(
Obviously you're not a real man anyway, real men have dirt floors liberally scattered with rusty nails and lego bricks.
And obviously real men don't get tetanus shots either, because injections involve getting penetrated which is also Gay
Naturally. We strengthen our immune systems by eating garbage, as the Lord intended.
Doing what a large bearded man tells you to? Sounds like bottom behaviour, that's pretty gay bro :/
Even an Alpha respects the authority of a Sigma, bro.
You two sure are jerking each other off a lot
Nothing gay about that, it's just bros helping bros. As long as you don't touch a butt it's all good.
Don't be jealous bro you can join, I've got two hands
wait, so you’re saying smelling like death and having bleeding gums isn’t a sigma move???
showering is for betas, true sigmas collect as much sweat as possible to attract women with pheromones
What is with neckbeards and embracing toxic masculinity?
Maybe if more females went for them instead of fucking Chads that will break their heart they wouldn’t have to. Fucking sluts /s
I cannot stress enough that this is just sarcasm. I do not believe a word of this.
That said a decent amount of hygiene products out there are a scam. I'm not buying 6 different body washes when 1 works just as well
Born to shit, forced to wipe 😞
And that’s a fact.