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CreamyKnougat

"Hey...where'd the hot tub go?" --Squirrels probably.


DeathfireGrasponYT

Made me laugh, have a nice day


ShartMaestro

Made me shart, have a nice day


C-lex1

Made the squirrels sad, have a bad day


CatgoesM00

Made me a squirrel , have a nice day


Golfmoose

I’m just a squirrel, have a nutty day


bus_go_brrrrt

I am a nut, FUCK!


CatgoesM00

I’m just a ~~squirrel~~ moose, have a nice day* You can’t fool me !


ViSynthy

Made me a day, have a nice squirrel.


CatgoesM00

Lol love this


DexterTheWulf

Made me a nice, have a day squirrel.


Relevant-Bluebird-63

Made me squirly, here have a day


Outrageous-Divide472

Made the squirrels shart. Have a nice day.


shartfart69

Me too


DeathfireGrasponYT

Tf is this comment section


TrashPandaX

"I've never done that before." --Your mom probably.


MileyCyrusSwollenGum

Reddit is a sanctuary for dry ass jokes.


Several-Guarantee655

Says Miley Cryus's swollen gum... haha


Lugia18

Hmm that’s pretty wet


plasticproducts

Forbidden maple syrup


Coins_and_Cards

Ent-arrhea


RMLProcessing

Oh shit, see I would have went with diatreea


merdlib

Dys-ent-ery


Solsmitch

Dysen-tree


istasber

And when it's over: Dis aint tree no more.


GrumpyOldLadyTech

Hold up, you're onto something here. The guts are known as the "enteric" part of the gastroenteric system.


gameinsane

That tree dead!


PM-Me-Ur-Plants

Nah, but it's certainly in decline for sure. All trees are dead on the inside, it's the outer most rings that are alive


d_r0ck

Didn’t realize how similar humans and trees are


HippiesUnite

Haha now im sad


Impressive-Care-8196

I too laughed in tears... so funny that I need a kleenex...


Coins_and_Cards

Treenex


deepcomets

Alright that’s enough internet tonight 😭 gonna go curl up with my treenex and sleep.


[deleted]

This is no time for fapping you wierdo, trees are leaking!


TheOriginalAshrifel

Haha but only on the inside


Mr_MacGrubber

Water Oaks are notorious for rotting from the inside like this. They look great til a hurricane hits and knocks it down and you see it was 4’ in diameter with 2-2.5’ of that being completely hollow. But they grow relatively fast so they still get planted by houses.


sdforbda

My house hasn't planted a tree yet and I've been living in in for 8 years.


Lhasa-Tedi-luv

Hahahaha! I watched a scrub Jay looking to hide an acorn in my side yard. Turns out it’s actually the Jays that plant oak trees. They hide near 3,000 acorns annually for food but only retrieve maybe half of them. [It’s pretty interesting.](https://oaks.cnr.berkeley.edu/jays-plant-acorns/)


Capital_Pea

Living in Ontario Canada, Populars suck for this too, looks like a beautiful majestic tree till a wind takes it down, and usually hard.


DiamondDoge92

Yes we are all dead on the inside.


gameinsane

Interesting


[deleted]

I’d honestly like to take a small sip of that tree water to see how it tastes. Also now that has me thinking, they should have collected that water and used it to make whiskey


Spare-Competition-91

I, I don't think you want to drink that.


[deleted]

Just a sip. Out of pure curiosity. Followed by antibiotics


Proudcloud27

Then the wiskey


justaniceredditname

a single pepperoni


krob58

u/raw_shrimp can have a little bit of tree water As a treat


JungleChucker

Just a lil a


DerkusMaximus777

Chase the shot of tree water with a glass of whiskey.


eternalbuzz

In my experience, this rotten tree water smells like a shat-in toilet that hasn’t been flushed in a week Might give that a go if you really want that shit-stank essence in your mouth


Thereferencenumber

Cursed maple syrup


Horror-Science-7891

It's nasty.


HippiesUnite

Well now you ruined it


OffgridRadio

> like a shat-in toilet that hasn’t been flushed in a week 0\_0


Jackalodeath

Basically a grease trap if you've ever smelt one.


OffgridRadio

Shit stank grease trap a new essence from Kid Rock


GCXNihil0

I don't know if I've ever smelled a more revolting smell than a grease trap getting cleaned out. Disgusting does not come close to describing it.


carlthedog

u gon need anti and unclebiotics for that shit


NotBleachWhite

Holy shit this got me good. I've never heard anyone say that haha 🤣


DefinitelyNotAliens

And antivirals and antifungals. Something to clear up your giardia as well.


AlternatingFacts

Would you also like to taste water that has been stored in my bladder all day? Obviously out of pure curiosity.


[deleted]

Wouldn’t be my first time drinking pee. My brother and I were home on Xmas break and apparently he peed in an empty beer can and left it out in our basement. Next day mom comes down and thinks it’s an opened full beer and puts in the fridge. That night I go to grab a beer and see it, think, oh I must have put back a full beer. Took one sip, hmm that tastes flat and a bit off. Take second sip, oh shit that’s pee


[deleted]

Oh hey my brothers tricked my sister and i into drinking pee they said it was pepsi and since it was in a can we couldnt see that it wasnt pepsi Siblings are weird


doomed_candy

Oddly enough, username checks out. I sense a theme...


LightCorvus

And some mouthwash cuz of the sickening aftertaste.


KhalCharizard

It’s ok— it’s they only way they learn…


optimismadinfinitum

Check that user name though. Tree water is probably safer.


codon011

Just my guess: this is rain water that’s been collecting in the rotted core of this tree and it’s going to be _foul af_.


reviving_ophelia88

Yeah…. I very much doubt it’d make it past your nose. We cut down a tree like that on our property last year and the water *reeked* plus it was full of algae and swimming with several species of insect larvae, and that’s not counting any organisms that aren’t visible to the naked eye. Antibiotics won’t protect you from fungal, viral or parasitic infections. There’s a reason you’re not supposed to drink stagnant, standing water, and trapped in a tree is about as stagnant as it gets.


bush_hizo_911

What about that sarcophagus soup?


reviving_ophelia88

Pretty sure that turned out to be [sewage](https://www.cnet.com/culture/internet/people-want-to-drink-the-red-liquid-from-the-dark-sarcophagus/) that seeped in through a crack in the sarcophagus…. Sewage seasoned with desiccated corpse doesn’t sound like a good soup recipe to me, so I’d hope if you’re intent of drinking it that you have good health insurance and a *really* forgiving life insurance policy.


BedSideCabinet

Mmm, tree diarrhea


PossiblyExtra_22

Diatreehea


SNAIP-

Treearrhea


Badbowtie91

Ewww that water has got to be tainted with decomposing insects and bird shat. It's not like the tree was sealed shut, the water got in from somewhere...


ShadowEllipse

Nothing better than a bird shatocolada straight from the source.


Afraid_Efficiency773

What the fuck is wrong with you lmao


[deleted]

I’m a curious person. Not saying I’d like it and that I wanted a glass of it. Just a sip


doesnuclearstuff

r/justthesip


-lesserknown-

You've got some strong goblin energy going on and I'm here for it


FittedSheets88

There was a case in (I think) India where a tree seemed to be producing water, and they chalked it up to a miracle. Even taking sips of it and rubbing it on their faces. Come to find out, the water was tied to a busted sewage line, so they were all dabbling with shit water. So if you end up taking a swig, proceed with caution.


airplane_porn

It wasn’t a tree, it was a statue of the Virgin Mary. She seemed to be “weeping tears” and people were collecting the water to “bless” themselves with it, and drank it (in small quantities). But yes, turns out the water was a leak from a toilet pipe in an upper floor of the building in which the statue was installed.


notbad2u

It's now known as the Blarney Maria


Vivid_Interview6813

Yeah, sounds about right…


AcceptableDealer

Wildest comment Ive seen on reddit today


untapped-bEnergy

No. They shouldn't have. That water will smell fucking rank. If you could get a sip in your mouth I'd be surprised


Positivelythinking

Good thinking. Why not? Same as oak barrels right?


nocturnalelk07

Oak sap is high in tannins (the stuff that makes wine ‘dry’) if I’m not mistaken, it’s what makes it a bad sap to use (instead of maple for example) since tannins can be bad for you in large quantities. I imagine the water would probably taste like that but obv watered down and a little muddy / earthy. Not sure if you wanted a serious answer and it’s just off the top of my head but why not put random tree knowledge to use when I have it


Mr_MacGrubber

That’s not sap though. Sap comes from the living outer edges of the tree. This tree is hollow in the middle and collects water, leaves, bugs, animal shit, etc.


Strebmal2019

Such a wild thing to say 😂


hitma-n

Can someone explain the science behind this? How did the tree get the water inside? Is this common?


arathorn867

Around here this happens with elm trees occasionally, although not nearly that much water. A branch breaks, exposing the heart and allowing it to start rotting out, bugs fungus etc. Tree ends up hollow to some extent, but not necessarily entirely dead. Hollow core fills up with rain and seepage from the tree, ferments, smells absolutely horrible.


MitchelobUltra

I’ve cut a lot of trees. This is the right answer. This isn’t a healthy tree by any stretch of the imagination. When a standing tree begins rotting from the inside, it leaves a cavity that can fill with rainwater. Without anywhere for it to go, the trunk fills with this stinky hateful soup that comes gushing out when you put a face cut in the tree.


KUSHISADOG666

So I shouldn't drink it...... or?


Line-Noise

It's 100% organic, vegan and gluten free! What's the worst that could happen?


dbx99

It’s completely natural and unprocessed without any harmful man made chemicals!


cellphone_blanket

non-gmo (I assume) and low sodium


Apoopingbadger

It's quick, it's easy, its free, drinking rotten tree water.


Jaalan

Dunking your socks in river water!


Happyberger

Not vegan, full of bugs


Line-Noise

So is a lot of vegan food if you take into account FDA maximum allowed insect content guidelines.


thisisprobablytrue

Sex on the beech?


DandifiedRat

Give it a try it's good for you


urk_the_red

If there’s anything I learned from Lord of the Rings, it’s that ent-draughts are not only healthy and filling; they make you taller.


jjfrank88

Bottle it and call it Kombucha


MitchelobUltra

I didn’t say that.


thegreatlemonparade

Hateful Soup is absolutely a band name


nosecohn

I too have cut a lot of trees. I wish the video included a wider shot, because I was surprised to see the face cut on the side opposite from where it was naturally leaning. I guess they needed it to fall the other way, but as far as I can see, they hadn't tied it off or applied any tension to get it to go in that direction. I hope it all worked out.


soupie62

That's why I was *really surprised* when a dude walked behind the tree. Sure, if it started to topple he'd have time to move out of the way. That's not the point. If you go around ignoring basic safety when it doesn't matter, there's a bigger chance you ignore it when it **does** matter.


planx_constant

Not to mention a tree with a rotten core will be much more likely to fall in a time, manner, and direction contrary to your choosing.


IraqiWalker

You're basically describing an abcess or cist


TheFluffiestFur

I would hate it if a tree pissed on me in self defense as I cut it.


arathorn867

It's more like those exploding whale carcasses on the beach tbh


TheFluffiestFur

I would hate it if a tree came on me as I cut it.


RoboDae

Well that's what the early shift loggers are for. Morning wood isn't going to drain itself.


Secretpassenger265

[waterlogging](https://fallenleaftree.com/standing-water-in-tree-trunk/#:~:text=The%20most%20common%20cause%20of,also%20plays%20a%20huge%20part)


Odinsson69

I imagine that smells horrible


lightspeedissueguy

Prob just smells like a swamp


_elijahswood

So not great


lightspeedissueguy

Idk. Im a southern boy so the swamp doesn't bother me


TakeaNightTrip

I work with trees. Can confirm that the water can be pretty stanky


jstew-art

The relief that tree must feel…


Own-Cockroach7773

I'm pretty sure that tree is dead now.


Textipulator

Hence the relief


jarlscrotus

Sweet release


dancin-weasel

Sweet Treelease


Affectionate-Cap-918

It was waterlogged.


Moody_GenX

Possibly if they take the stump and roots but if it wasn't already dead it will sprout new saplings around the stump. Edit: dude below my comments is spreading misinformation


jellybeansalad

we’ll yea they let all the water out


HistoricalMention210

It's gotta be similar to when you been holding a piss for like 5 hours.


awfullotofocelots

More like when you've finally let up after holding your aorta closed for your entire life but I get you.


Chakkaaa

Its like your a month old dead whale 🐋and you are bloated and filled with bacterial water and a shark comes and takes a bite from you and all the pressure makes you explode like a balloon. Dont ask how i know


Accomplished-Bed9221

Like diarrhea


AgathaSnapdragon

Treearrhea


GrumpyOldLadyTech

Diatreeah?


8huddy

Yeah, like the same relief you have when some one cut your throat.


Delamoor

I think a better analogy is if you had a painful, necrotising tumour in your stomach, someone disemboweled you and the tumour burst and all the pus came pouring out. Like, yes it would be a relief to not have a giant necrotising mass of fluid building up in your stomach any more, but not fun that you had to be gouged open to deal with it.


xfuckminoritiesx

God i wish


SniffCheck

Junk in the trunk


thelastpies

Bog in the log


Tarrow461

Soak in the oak


nurseofreddit

Wee in the tree


Bama-Ram

Piss in the pine


Kmalbrec

Liquid in the lumber


Bama-Ram

Wet in the willow


Aubrimethieme

Watery in the arbory


RussIsTrash

Milk in the maple


i-l1ke-m3m3s

Juice in the juniper


terayonjf

Probably wetwood disease but there's also an Asian tree that can hold a ton of water in its trunk during the summer.


jackoalt

yeah i dont think theyre in asia


Savings_Inflation_77

Come on, ya don't think that's Walter Xiaoping?


daamsie

The tree could still be Asian


wedgiemagee

Are you talking about baobab trees? Because they live in Africa and Australia iirc


terayonjf

Terminalia tomentosa in India and in Europe it can happen to mulberry trees


J1618

>Terminalia tomentosa That is a badass name Edit: I read toRmentosa, it's slightly less badass than I thought


[deleted]

Everything reminds me of her


rcwilli1

Period


K3wl3st

"...on this weeks hoarders..."


Background_Add210

Still better water then Flint


NatashOverWorld

How is the tree alive with that much excess water?


DrSpoe

It's probably dead, but you can see the water was stored in the center of the tree. The only living cells of the tree are along to outer layers of wood. The heartwood in the center is dead tissue, so trees can grow pretty big while having the heartwood rot out, leaving a big hollow space in the middle of the trunk.


walt_whitmans_ghost

I’ve also grown big with a rotted out heart


theaeao

And youre mostly water


TheOneTrueDinosaur

TIL the entire tree isn't made of live cells


Resentful_in_Dayton

I don’t think it is…


Mustang_Dragster

Me on the toilet this very second


Kyoh21

Talk about waterlogged.


notuqueforyou

How?


Ghostofjemfinch

Likely suffering from [heart rot](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heart_rot).


pine_tree3727288

That sounded like a terrifying disease that you could get


Ghostofjemfinch

\* treebeard has entered the chat \*


BazilBroketail

Tree holes. Ever seen a tree with a hole in it. That's how. Also, they produce a **fuck ton** of mosquitoes.


AccomplishedBid5475

The water went in


Dr_Mantis_Teabaggin

The water goes in. The water comes out. You can’t explain that!


DHammer79

My guess the water came from the rain.


st_rdt

"Ahhh ... I was holding that in for YEARS !!"


Difficult_Lion9969

I guess you could say, it was .... Waterlogged ;)


Shadow3xp

For anyone wandering what's going on, there was water inside the tree


limitlessEXP

That cleared it up. Thank you.


BrokenOverdrive

I think this is a snuff film for plants.


canadianzonkeydick

How did they know it was full of water in the first place?


rickCSMF21

Me after a night of drinking & Taco Bell


Quebec00Chaos

But how?


SnooGiraffes7762

Like my guy said, WOW


BraindeadYetFocused

Congestive Bark failure


SmallFryKapa

I keep thinking, thats gotta be all the water.. and then it keeps coming!


ok-milk

That guy stickfucking the tree seems to be doing little to help the flow of diatrrhea. Leave it alone man.


Away-Distribution767

When you don’t do proper cleaning before anal…


Friskfrisktopherson

'Tis but a flesh wound!


AFAM_illuminat0r

That is just like me, 3 & 1/4 hours after generous helping at Taco Bell


stopyouveviolatedthe

God the smell


mikeinarizona

I’m no expert. Probably cut down about 20 trees total in my life. One or two dead pines and a bunch of aspens. Is this…normal? Trickery? Black magic?


Arintharas

Drink the forbidden tree soup. Become **The Cure**.


dragonfett

r/waterboarding


Print_Dog

Playing in that trussy