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molossus99

From Wiki: “The Snipex Alligator long-range large-caliber magazine-fed repeating rifle is designed to engage moving and stationary targets: vehicles, communications and air defense systems, aircraft in parking areas, fortified fixed defensive positions, dugouts, etc. The box magazine is detachable, holds five rounds of ammunition. It is designed to pierce a 10-mm armor plate from a distance of 1.5 km with a single bullet.”


Kuznetsovich

With a maximum firing range of 7,000 m.


fractalfocuser

1.5km just sounds impossible. 7000m seems insane. Who is accurate at that range? Longest confirmed kill is 3500m and I get that a tank is a much bigger target but thats still *twice* the distance!


Kuznetsovich

I'm not sure you can even have visibility at 7 km


fractalfocuser

"Legolas what do your elf eyes see?!"


Bumwungle

They’re taking the hobbits to Isengard!


KodiakPL

At sea level horizon starts at 5km


Zarnis

Maximum range is different from maximum effective range. It is simply stating the bullet can travel 7,000 meters.


50996059

14.5×114mm cartridge


abraksis747

Shut up and take my money


IAintChoosinThatName

If they ever make a bigger one, they need to call it the Saltwater Crocodile.


sayonara49

They watched Hellsing


14ktgoldplatedSOB

Came here to say this thinking it would be a random comment no one would get the reference for, but no here we are, fucking love reddit


lurk6524

I love how all the quotes here are from the fantastic Abridged version.


skyderper13

All I did was cut off your stupid legs! Summon your demons! Transform yourself! Regenerate your legs! Stand up!


IrishGamer97

Give me a hug!


th3undone

Bitches love canons


ThunderChild247

Have you heard the new sensation sweeping the nation?


beybabooba

It's not the Russian army that's for sure


gottagofast1981

The spanish inquisition? I didnt expect you.


blue_twidget

Anderson: Aye, let me go have a wee chat. Integra: Oh, I have an idea. Anderson: Woman... Integra: Why not write down a formal protest? Anderson: Don't you dare... Integra: You can nail it to his door... Anderson: Don't you fuckin' dare! Integra: Like a Protestant! —Episode 8


RobertNAdams

For the unawares, this (and the surrounding comments) are referencing [_Hellsing Abridged_](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0_4nmW5GZhQ&list=PL581218B72A4B9170), a comedy dub edit of _Hellsing Ultimate_ done by Team FourStar. It's pretty great.


NotAWerewolfReally

You shut your lying mouth. It isn't pretty great, it's the pinnacle of comedy. I've literally never seen something better. \#ItWasNazis


Willinton06

The thing is, it’s super short, doesn’t overstay, and it leaves you wanting more, it’s just damn perfect


PokemonMaster619

Except my boss is a woman, I was a chick in the 40’s, I hate everyone equally, and there’s no one alive who could comprehend my sexual preference. So in other words, Ms. Van Winkle…CH-CH-CH-CHECK YO PRIVILEGE!


tonyrockihara

I read this in his voice


cutebleeder

His voice is Perfect.


don_salesch

P is for priceless, the look upon your faces


NightWingN94

E is for extinction, all your puny races


zw1ck

R is for Revolution, which will be televised


spymaster00

F is for how FUCKED you are, now allow me to reprise…


futureislookinstark

What’s that Alfred, How thick is it? Well about half as thick of my dick. So thick enough that you need a fuckin anti tank rifle to pierce it. And I don’t even see a piece on your wrinkly old ass. Police girl if you may. Bitches love cannons. Oh, fuck that’s an anti tank rifle. OH FUCK THATS AN ANTI TANK RIFLE.


Blue_Baron1

Oh fuck that’s an anti tank rifle


Pyrochazm

#OH FUCK THATS AN ANTI TANK RIFLE!!!!


IrishGamer97

WHERE THE FUCK DID ALL MY GHOULS GO!?


heppot

Bitches love cannons


MsMcClane

Alucard... _Take a walk._


SurpriseHarambe

#HEY KIDS, YOU WANT TO SEE A DEAD BODY!


Ultimateshadowsouls

Yes


adamdreaming

Too bad, there’s nothing left.


DisturbedShifty

Hellsing Abridged >>>>> Hellsing Ultimate. God I love that series.


tevlarn

Oh, Fuck, that's an anti-tank rifle. OH FUCK! THAT'S AN ANTI-TANK RIFLE!!


smugglydissmissed

Anti materiel rifle for soft targets. It just makes sense.


apfel_taartje

For when you don't just want them dead, but scrubbed from past, present and future It's still gonna make a hole, it's just that the circumference is going to envelop his entire presence When you take this thing it's clear you don't just want an anti-vehicle weapon, you just want to de-materialize a motherfucker from the other side of the planet Putting the "Anti-material" back into Anti-material rifle


Stompya

The target will experience a complete and sudden existence failure.


DaintyPucker

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teufels4hunde

When the wildlife is shitting out the dead invaders, the boys be doing a bang up job..


dasJerkface

How is a crow going to eat a fine, pink mist?


CastIronGut

Crows are smart, they'll figure it out. Have faith 🙏


wiwerse

> For when you don't just want them dead, but scrubbed from past, present and future Balefire that muthafucka


DingusHanglebort

What is this, some sort of wetlander humot?


dru171

Tugging of braids intensifies.


HilariousScreenname

*adjusts shawl*


kickroxxx

Straightens a skirt


MadV1llain

Unexpected WoT


Trill_f0x

Rand al'thor has entered the chat


T_H_W

Scrubbed from the past you say? \*Heavy Breathing\* \- Rand al'Thor


VofGold

Arguably that’s more -Lews Therin ;D


Iccarys

Soft matériels


zippy_jr

My rifle only takes out plaid, and is not a fan of herring bone.


dontjustpullit

Aim at the belt buckle


Yaboi_KarlMarx

Anyone getting shot by one of these is getting launched into space. Well, whatever’s left of them at least.


giantbeardedface

Fuckers would still be running around the call of duty map like this was an SMG


ztunytsur

Nah, to keep realistic use with this you can only shoot people on different servers...


J_k_r_

this would be interesting. you got 200 kills, you get a sniper position, and the neighboring server loaded in.


Compulawyer

200 kills with one shot if they are lined up correctly.


J_k_r_

just casually getting out my **Davy Crocket nuclear rifle** *(which i keep for home defence).*


SwedenIsntReal69420

All my homies have medicinal m1 abrams.


Numerous_Witness_345

It's what the founding fathers would want. The IFF is stuck on monarchists vs everyone else tho.


TheDarkGrayKnight

Colonel 100 would definitely be able to do that.


Procyon4

ACOG headshots ezpz


gameidtest5

And quickscoping like it weights 2 pounds


Sharp-Floor

360 noscope, noob


scorpion252

I’m assuming anti armor? Edit: it’s just anti- (material for all you nerds out there) Lmao


DoomGoober

While they were originally designed as anti-armor, tank armor got too strong for anti-tank firearms around WWII. Now they are used to disable vehicles, destroy parked aircraft, destroy anti aircraft or anti tank guns, destroy anti-aircraft radar, destroy communications equipment, destroy generators, kill troops behind some kinds of fortified or walled positions, etc. Pretty much anything not armored like a tank or massive like a really thick concrete wall can be destroyed with anti-materiel rounds.


MuadDibsAlt

Ah, bringing war back to destroying the logistics to destroy the impenetrable force.


Oraxy51

Can’t shoot through your tanks? Alright well good luck refueling when we blew up every fuel tank in the 50 miles area.


badgerandaccessories

“Those tracks and that tiny gap at your turret look a little vulnerable.” Be a shame if someone broke your track and damaged the turret rotation ability.


Burnsy502

Hey don't you fuck with my turret slip ring


mark-five

This is how Ukraine is getting all those Russian tanks. They take out the fuel trucks, and tanks run out of gas first. then the Russians are left to decide: Do they stand around waiting for more fuel to arrive... and get attacked as a stationary target losing their lives and giving up all the equipment... or abandon the tank. Usually they abandon the tanks, sometimes they lose the whole bunch as a sitting duck.


dbx99

A goodwill gesture gift to Ukrainian farmers to tow away by tractor


Dacendoran

some dude had 7 tanks and was complaining about the army coming and taking them, claiming he was planning on returning them to ukraine government, cept 1 he wanted to keep.


Eruditemachine

It's a fucking anti-aircraft gun Vincent.


ChotitoPitou

When you go in reverse, things come from behind ya!


PimpyMcFinnigan

Ah. Tyrone. You silly fat bastard.


sm12511

Periwinkle blue. *taps brochure*


Yvaelle

Ya-lack daags?!


LonelyGnomes

Do you know what "nemesis" means? A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent. Personified in this case by an 'orrible cunt... me.


ChemicalBliss

IT WAS A FUNNY ANGLE!


gunfu-grip239

You can park a jumbo fucking jet there!


nevvalost

It's a four ton truck, Tyrone. Its not as if it's a packet of fucking peanuts, is it?


psikaar

Yeah, professional fucking idiot!


TH3T4LLTYR10N

just stop that dog, dribblin on my seets, oolright?!


salimeero

I DONT trust fookin pikeys


NotAPreppie

Do you know what “nemesis” means?


uk-side

A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent. Personified in this case by an 'orrible cunt... me.


CompetitionGullible7

It’s a stolen car, Tyrone!


StupidSexyPhilanders

What's happenin' with them sausages, Charlie?


Arkhampatient

2minutes


CyanideFlavorAid

It was 2 minutes 5 minutes ago


FoilHattiest

Well I wanna raise some pulses don't I?


bluedaddy1

You’ll raise ‘ell.


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darthjazzhands

What… you think I don’t have the minerals?


pipsdontsqueak

Why are we stopped here? What's wrong with that spot?


ZXY987CBA

It’s too tight


DennisTheGrimace

Too tight? You could land a jumbo fucking jet in there.


CX316

"A funny angle? It was behind you, Tyrone. When you reverse, things come from behind you"


neztach

Who da fuck is this man Tyrone?


GingerCurlz

It's a man with a briefcase and four fingers on his right hand 🤷‍♂️


yo_turd_ferguson

It was a funny angowl!


Genghis_Tr0n187

You could land a jumbo fucking jet in there.


KnightCreed13

You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks.


Rywills47

I don't care if he's Muhammad..I'mhard...Brucelee...you can't change fighters!


KnightCreed13

Oh fuck me your lady friend's got a voice?


stinkface369

Put a leesh on her Turkish, she's gonna get bitten


ProRustler

You take sugar? No thank you, Turkish; I'm sweet enough.


hoxxxxx

every line in that movie is just great line after great line.


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proper fucked


royalredcanoe

Yeah Tommy, before zee russians get here


poo_is_hilarious

>You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chum I say this to my dog when he misbehaves, but he doesn't appreciate the reference at all.


ForSureNotLying

In the quiet words of the Virgin Mary: come again?


BandsOfCyttorak

It was a funny angle


awesome-yes

The weight is sign of reliability...


dearthofkindness

And the fact that you've got "Replica" written on the side of your guns. And the fact that I've got "Desert Eagle .50" written on the side of mine, should precipitate your balls into shrinking, along with your presence. Now fuck off!


word2yourface

Why do they call him the bullet dodger?


SubtleTruth

Because he dodges bullets


word2yourface

Sneaky fucking Russian


wzrdcw

well to be technical, he's an uzbekistanian.


word2yourface

I had to look it up. “In his youth, Boris operated as an KGB operative. Very little is known about his past and therefore very little will be put into determining his past. Other characters called him "uzbekistanian", however, his typically Russian name and surname, combined with Slavic appearance and accent, suggest he's ethnic Russian, not Uzbek. He is probably a citizen of Uzbekistan of Russian origin.”


Arkhampatient

Heavy is good. If it fails, you can hit him with it


caf4676

Russians. I should've known. Anti-Semite, slippery Cossack sluts.


LoveThyNeighbours

Avi


BuzzNAcid

Shut up and sit down you big bald fuck!


Runtn

Hahaha what a film


BroadbandEng

According to [Wikipedia](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Snipex_Alligator), it is designed to penetrate 10mm of armor plate at a distance of 1.5km. Edit - thanks for the award kind stranger!


Hugs_for_Thugs

Jesus fuck


Anonymous_Otters

Yes, that might actually come close to approximating what it would feel like to be penetrated by God.


CEZYBORGOR

There has to be plenty of people who are into that


spanky_rockets

Anti-material is probably more accurate, anti-tank rifles stopped being a thing in early wwII as armor technology just got too good.


xXSN0WBL1ND22Xx

Anti-everything


Lil_Sunshine4

They’re like the Lego minifigure blasters.


jpfeif29

Ah yes for when you need to say "fuck you and the 5 APC's you're hiding behind"


NotAPreppie

Reminds of that scene in one of the Tremors sequels when Burt busts out the 50BMG rifle, kills the monster and then the truck behind it that they were planning on using to escape in.


Jawnwood

“I feel I was denied critical need-to-know information!”


TechAdventure

Some humans are longer than others


PeePeebutalsoPooPoo

Your mother’s been telling stories about me again, eh?


cluuuuuuu

The Almighty says He can get me out of this mess, but He’s pretty sure you’re fucked.


PhillyDeeez

r/unexpectedbraveheart


percavil

Go home William or you'll feel the back o' my hand!


King-SAMO

Oi knew better than to trust ‘im; he wasn’t roi’t in the head.


Wasgoingforclever

I told you. It's MY island.


wiznun

I'll crush you like a worrrrum.


Kodytread

fucking love that guy. “When asked to speak with an equal, an irishmen has no choice but to talk to god”


RadarOReillyy

Do I get to kill the English?


Xiaopai2

Some humans' mothers are longer than other humans' mothers.


selfawarefeline

from the soviet age to the covid age, there is but one concern


MintyMissterious

They have terrible accuracy. If someone shoots it at you, you will be mist


Slave35

phew


AMD1607037

That's good, I prefer being fog anyway


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Those look like they are able to reach out and touch someone.


Electronic-Source368

In the next time zone.


XauMankib

Well, sniping is very precise if you are touching your enemy directly with the barrel


djsizematters

Or someTHING


vlad546

Good for taking out enemy vehicles.


TannedCroissant

No, those are Alitailgaters


Argented

The [wiki](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Snipex_Alligator) on this gun says it was introduced in 2020 and "...*is designed to pierce a 10-mm armor plate from a distance of 1.5 km...".* The round it uses (14.5mm X 114mm) is basically the old Soviet equivalent to the 50 caliber (12.7mm X 99mm). It's a heavy machine gun round that is fantastic in a big gun at taking out vehicles from over a mile away.


AngriestManinWestTX

It would also be good for damaging radars, communications equipment, grounded aircraft, and anything else short of a tank or APC. Even a tank could have its range finding equipment, cameras, and other exterior items damaged.


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pandovian

Got his head out of the hatch? Maybe. If he's in his seat down in the turret, chances are he's not even gonna hear the impact. I'm not sure there's any exterior armor plate anywhere on a T-72/80/62 that's thinner than 20mm. Armored personnel carriers and every other lightly armored vehicle out there can definitely get penetrated by one of these, though.


JaggedTheDark

Oh I'll bet he'll hear that fucker make a dent if it hits.


perfes

I would say the Soviet 12.7 x 108 mm which is fired out of the DShK is more equivalent to the 50 cal in American service. The 14.5 x 114mm is a larger round and was first used in their anti tank rifles in ww2 and later used in their much heavier anti aircraft guns.


PetrKDN

>The round it uses (14.5mm X 114mm) is basically the old Soviet equivalent to the 50 caliber (12.7mm X 99mm). Soviet equivalent to 50 BMG is 12.7x108 not the 14.5x114


Space_Cat78

**breaths heavily in american**


PuffPuffFayeFaye

Ya I’m thinking this would be a nice carry gun. Assuming go don’t have make it through any doors.


Wafflashizzles

>mfw have to tactically crouch into the local Popeye's


ThePowerPoint

You don’t do this every time already? Shit..


brimstonecasanova

Conceal carry of course.


Academic_Signal_3777

It’s what the founding fathers would have wanted for us.


DoneDumbAndFun

Own a musket for home defense, since that's what the founding fathers intended. Four ruffians break into my house. "What the devil?" As I grab my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle. Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he's dead on the spot. Draw my pistol on the second man, miss him entirely because it's smoothbore and nails the neighbors dog. I have to resort to the cannon mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with grape shot, "Tally ho lads" the grape shot shreds two men in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms. Fix bayonet and charge the last terrified rapscallion. He Bleeds out waiting on the police to arrive since triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up. Just as the founding fathers intended.


Chang-San

I'm so glad this is getting copy pasta usage it's really too good not to


RockerElvis

They had this exact rifle in mind.


Just-Structure-8692

*breathes


InternationalPilot90

Dual use actually: Shoot something plus plough a furrow in an Ukrainian wheat field with the recoil...


I_That_Wanders

Looks like a gas operated automatic action of some kind - along with those muzzle brakes the size of a deli salami, that should take *some* of the oof out.


VoicesInTheCrowds

“I could kill a building” - Sterling Archer, Hero of Ukraine


82ndGameHead

Oh fuck, that's an Anti-Tank Rifle... OH FUCK, THAT'S AN ANTI-TANK RIFLE!!!


Nortonator

The Master Chief just called, he wants to borrow one of those whenever you're done.


Bullyoncube

He dual wields them.


Sharpeagle96

Can't lie to me! Those are anti-titan rifles!


[deleted]

Where does it’s effectiveness stop? Dinosaurs?


theory_conspirist

Seen any dinosaurs lately? Seems like it's working pretty well.


PraderaNoire

It’s for politely telling tanks to go home.


Scapenator1

She can snipe pootin from Kyiv with those!


[deleted]

So this has to be a 2 man (or women) operation right? I spent time with scout snipers in the marines, it was always a 2 man outfit with those badass 50 cals.


bubdadigger

Yep. One is shooting, another stays 50ft behind and catching him.


ilkikuinthadik

Nah they dual wield them


Brawndo_or_Water

360 no scope


Iccarys

While hip firing