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That’s brave as fuck considering my house cat freaks the fuck out when I try to do that
My cat lets me do it all the time.
But I also think my cat thinks it’s a dog
Yup. First things i did with my kittens was get them used to people touching their claws, ears, and teeth so that the poor vet doesn’t suffer when we take them in
I did this but I clip the tips of the nails so they don't destroy my furniture.
This is the way
Cats and dogs are animals with personalities. There is no one “cat” and there is no one “dog”, you can have lazy and aloof dogs and energetic cats.
I think the average consensus is that dogs tend to prefer human interaction such as playing, cuddling, and chilling more than cats. Sure they have their own nuances but there’s a definitely a pre-determined way people think these animals behave.
For example, if I were to say, I took my pet on a walk and then played fetch, most people would think I’m talking about a dog, not my cat.
There’s probably a mix of nurture and nature in there
That's weird, my dog thinks it's human.
Anyone gunna reply to me saying they know irl Maureen Ponderosa?
I can't recall if she was at the stage of getting a reverse nipplectomy, like Bastet, but she was on her way...
Apparently she wanted more nipples…
Truthfully the thought of it makes me want to toss my lunch.
I'll be damned, this site never disappoints.
Yeah but when your cat decides he doesn't like it anymore you won't lose an arm
I also have a cat who acts like a dog. The weirdest part is she's really only been introduced to a dog once and she hated it. She plays fetch, follows me around even to the room over, loves belly rubs, pets, and people.
My baby was raised from 9 weeks with my puppy.
They both come when called, and act like dogs and fight to get closest. It’s pretty amusing.
Cruisey cats are cool.
Exposure therapy. I had to start out rubbing my kitty's paws while she was asleep, after a few days moved to extending her claws, and now I can clip her nails in her sleep lol
so basically the trick with this panther was to not be the first person to try that
Yea mostly, the trick is that this isn’t the first time.
Bob tried it last week. You should have seen all the people at his funeral.
My cat adores having his murder mittens massaged
“Murder mittens” is probably the best thing I will read all day
That look says “are you fucking done?”
Weird, my cat lets me do that to her and she’s a half feral huntress who attack a little old lady for daring to pick her up the other day. Meanwhile my dog, who’s a big teddy bear without a mean bone in his body will freak out if you mess with his nails.
It’s weird what different cats will and won’t tolerate. My cat will let me put him in any outfit I like, pretty dresses, banana costume, even hats. But he does not like his paws being touched. That gets a polite but firm no.
Haha if I tried to dress mine up I’d get a very rude and painful no. She does not mind having her paws touched one bit tho. Honestly I kind of assumed the whole not liking anyone messing with your paws was exclusively a dog trait.
yeah I have a feeling we're gonna be seeing this guy in other videos with this panther in another subReddit probably winstupidprizes or abruptchaos
Beat me to it lol
It’s likely been drugged up unfortunately.
Im good thanks I’ll pass on having those sunk into my spinal cord
They can take the flesh of the bone just by licking it
Is that true for all big/small cats? I've seen stuff about lion tongues, but I guess it's probably safe to assume all cats are about the same on this. Just curious though if its all of them.
All Cats have that feature. Here you can clearly see the pricks on a housecat's tongue
( https://images.app.goo.gl/o2FxugXQkxLeCSUu9 )
Lions just have bigger and therefore stronger spikes which makes it so they cal lick of flesh.
The main purpose for all Cats though is to clean themselves with them like a brush.
This made me laugh hard. I am morbid.
My cat weighs 12 pounds and can fuck me up when he’s playing. Imagine what this beast could do.
I was playfully missing with my friend's huge cat, Nixon. Nix was one of the sweetest, friendliest cats i ever met.
He very politely held out his paw to get me to stop annoying him. Unfortunately for me, I jerked my hand back at the same time. One, just one, of his monstrous claws hooked my skin near my wrist. It ripped through my skin and then down my thumb. I had a a four inch line of blood appear immediately. The fun part was that I'm highly allergic to cats and the gash both stung and itched like a bastard.
So, yeah, if a cat can do that, imagine what that big cat could do.
Can blunt cat claws still cut skin ?
While not razor edge sharp, those claws does not look blunt. All he needs is a bit of pressure [then it's time to rip 'n tear](https://c.tenor.com/e8IJuFW5f-AAAAAC/rip-tear.gif).
Fa Ril Tho!!!! A claw from this cat would have a person accepting that they are gonna die
>Fa Ril Tho
Is that a Dragon Shout?
Ooh. Big Murder Mittens.
Mess with the beans, you get the means.
Came here to say this.
I always wonder what they're thinking about
I wonder what Shere Khan is upto these days
I wonder if Jim Morrison actually committed suicide or not
I wonder if he really flashed his dick that one time
Same thing any house cat thinks about. Just bigger
Hairballs like cantaloupe, I’d bet
“If I just fucked up this guy’s face right now I wonder how many days I’d have to go without food until he forgave me. Probably not worth it. Life is suffering.”
My cats intelligence surprises me at times I could imagine all they think about is killing and eating
Pleasure and violence
Kitty looks pretty annoyed. But has a introverted agression towards it.
It's like "I'm going to allow this, but you can fuck clean off".
"Im just a tool"
cute big kitty 😍
I'll show you a big kitty.
No thanks, I've already seen your mom's.
Hey now It’s nice to be nice…bubbles
If danger why cute?
There’s no god. Because no god would make an animal with such squishy paws that I’m not allowed to squeeze.
You can squeeze it, at least once
I would disagree and say that there is God, because this is literally a video of someone squeezing the Black Panther's squishy paws :)
Atheists scrambling in fear rn lol
Just a big stoned kitty
Thats a fuckin good looking kittty!
I’d be chill as fuck too if I had built-in switchblades on my hands
Huge murder mittens.
That buddy looks depressed as hell
Isha widdle baby good boy.
Bold of you to assume the cats sex
What a cute murder kitty 😺
My balls receded.
A panther is not an animal it is a melanistic variant, the animal is either a Jaguar or a Leopard.
Its true that Panthers aren't a distinct species, but they're not a melanistic variant either. They're a Genus. You can call any member of the Panthera Genus a panther, and that Genus includes lions, jaguars, tigers, leopards and snow leopards. So this black jaguar can definitely be correctly called a black panther. Just like you can correctly call a regular jaguar a panther.
This is also absolutely correct. The nature of a "black panther" is to have these specific characteristics, which is why, for ease of access, most people will call them a "black panther." It has an easily recognizable trait that will separate it from other animals. Even though they are, I don't think I've ever heard anyone refer to an orca as a dolphin rofl
>I don't think I've ever heard anyone refer to an orca as a dolphin rofl
I often do only because I think all species of dolphins are assholes in their own right and I enjoy opportunities to talk about it.
Yeah orcas are literally assholes for no reason. Even if they weren't dolphins that's some dolphin behavior
This^^ this is a jaguar tho like fairly sure. Looks too big to be a leopard
This can be better determined by the shape of its spots. This gif is too fast to tell but I agree with the person above its a bit to big to be a leopard.
Definitely a jaguar
Yep you can tell by the face, Jaguars have longer faces than Leopards
It's fine when it's a video. I assure you it feels different when you're within murder range. The power big cats telegraph is awe inspiring in person. There's this surreal sense of "oh, I understand now; I will live as long as you feel like allowing it, and not one moment longer."
Looks like a pitBull with knives
It's such a trip to see this big cat tolerate someone grabbing its paws like that. I've seen domestic housecats flip out when people do this.
Yeah naw, fuck me. Only thing that keeps us on top of the food chain are guns.
Actually it’s our big brains.
Although that seems to be a diminishing trait
That look is like "do that one more time and find out... "
If looks could kill
"[what was that](https://preview.redd.it/7ssd4ez40m561.png?auto=webp&s=524de86b52e499adb46e17eef7ea4745cad1e97e)?"
His face is like "can you not"
He looks thrilled
Bro this just made me depressed seeing that cat in that cage :(
Dude's like "Fuck around and find out".
I wanna pet one
Shit my couch wouldn't survive a week!
Oversized kitty claws
Yes but what about the beans
Those are no mere toe beans.
Those are death legumes.
He would gut you with not much effort
chillin like a boss
There’s no cat species that’s actually called a panther. There’s a genus called panthera. It includes big cats, like tigers and lions, but there’s no such animal as a black panther. The cat in the video is either a melanistic leopard or a melanistic jaguar. If I had to guess, I’d say a jaguar.
Literal kitchen knives in their hands.
This is a jaguar for anybody wondering. Panthers aren’t a thing. They’re just melanistic big cats.
They are "a thing", they're just not a distinct species. It's like saying "brunettes aren't a thing". They are a thing, the terms just mean "a human/big-cat with specific colouration", rather than "a species of human/big cat".
I think you’re being pedantic. It’s clear what I meant.
Way to close to those murder mittens
Ugh poor big cat 😢😡
They drug the cats so tourists can take pictures with them.
Source? cause that's really sad if true (I've only seen them as pets on youtube and in the wild)
Pets? These aren’t pets. They are wild animals.
Clearly you underestimate Russians lol
edit: I agree with you though, they are my favorite
Oh. 😂 I know all about Russia. They operate in another dimension. 😂
That's a leopard
Panthers are just black leopards/jaguars.
I was pretty surprised when I found out, I thought they were their own breed
A panther is any member of the panthera genus, which includes jaguars, leopards, lions, tigers, and snow leopards.
Those beans got some serious means
As the victim of a small feral cat attack that black panther is scary as fuck. That small cat fucked me up pretty good couldn’t imagine what this thing could do
Anyone else make the sword unsheeth sound while watching that?
Imagine what those claws could do too that couch.
claws of 1984
What a badass!
So is that a black jaguar or black leopard ? Just curious, it can be hard to tell
huh. expected them to be black.
Ooh, those are some pretty murder mittens.
Curled feetsies, anyone?
What a beautiful Big Cat
Big kitty :D
That panther be like "Barbara, I'm about to use those on you if you don't stop."
Panther looking a bit ashamed of it. Like "Yeah i know man i do have those but i dont really kill no one ok?"
You know I’m your Friend???
If i did this to my cat he would surely be mad, this one must be incredibly docile
That panther is just like, "ok, I'll let you do this. For now."
FYI, This is a black Jaguar, there is no such thing as a black Panther, AKA Mountain Lion, Cougar, Puma
Does "touch the bean, get the mean" not apply to big cats?
If those eyes could speak...
What would that Panther say to the human?
Look at him. That one fucking nice kitty right there.
time for some snip snips
Imagining the gashes that I'd get from these claws, in comparison to the little scratches that I have from my cat, is terrifying.
I love how she's like thank you I'm very proud of them!
Cat: “and don’t you fucking forget it”
That claw was the size of his thumb my god
My dog thinks shes a dog
Meanwhile, giant murder kitty: "...meh."
Imagine cutting too deep on those bad boys and hitting the Quick...
That is a mellow kitty…
you know what they say, big paws, big claws
How to **die** in 15 easy seconds