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Kyrian1002

That’s brave as fuck considering my house cat freaks the fuck out when I try to do that


OpinionatedAussieGal

My cat lets me do it all the time. But I also think my cat thinks it’s a dog


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OrdinaryCactusFlower

Yup. First things i did with my kittens was get them used to people touching their claws, ears, and teeth so that the poor vet doesn’t suffer when we take them in


Havek_10

I did this but I clip the tips of the nails so they don't destroy my furniture.


YumariiWolf

This is the way


Adenfall

This is the way


Bannedbookweek

Cats and dogs are animals with personalities. There is no one “cat” and there is no one “dog”, you can have lazy and aloof dogs and energetic cats.


Wah_Gwaan_Mi_Yute

I think the average consensus is that dogs tend to prefer human interaction such as playing, cuddling, and chilling more than cats. Sure they have their own nuances but there’s a definitely a pre-determined way people think these animals behave. For example, if I were to say, I took my pet on a walk and then played fetch, most people would think I’m talking about a dog, not my cat.


AWilfred11

There’s probably a mix of nurture and nature in there


loves2spoog3

That's weird, my dog thinks it's human. Anyone gunna reply to me saying they know irl Maureen Ponderosa?


SweetExpletives

[https://www.reddit.com/r/relationship\_advice/comments/h7brue/my\_24m\_girlfriend\_26f\_fully\_believes\_that\_she\_is/](https://www.reddit.com/r/relationship_advice/comments/h7brue/my_24m_girlfriend_26f_fully_believes_that_she_is/) I can't recall if she was at the stage of getting a reverse nipplectomy, like Bastet, but she was on her way...


the_junglist

Apparently she wanted more nipples… Truthfully the thought of it makes me want to toss my lunch.


loves2spoog3

I'll be damned, this site never disappoints.


myusernameissupreme

Yeah but when your cat decides he doesn't like it anymore you won't lose an arm


KizzyKate

I also have a cat who acts like a dog. The weirdest part is she's really only been introduced to a dog once and she hated it. She plays fetch, follows me around even to the room over, loves belly rubs, pets, and people.


OpinionatedAussieGal

My baby was raised from 9 weeks with my puppy. They both come when called, and act like dogs and fight to get closest. It’s pretty amusing. Cruisey cats are cool.


srtophamhtt

Exposure therapy. I had to start out rubbing my kitty's paws while she was asleep, after a few days moved to extending her claws, and now I can clip her nails in her sleep lol


cellphone_blanket

so basically the trick with this panther was to not be the first person to try that


PhantomOfDeezNutz

Yea mostly, the trick is that this isn’t the first time.


MotherButterscotch44

Bob tried it last week. You should have seen all the people at his funeral.


OneHumanPeOple

My cat adores having his murder mittens massaged


207nbrown

“Murder mittens” is probably the best thing I will read all day


MerrilyAssorted

That look says “are you fucking done?”


civodar

Weird, my cat lets me do that to her and she’s a half feral huntress who attack a little old lady for daring to pick her up the other day. Meanwhile my dog, who’s a big teddy bear without a mean bone in his body will freak out if you mess with his nails.


Glitter_berries

It’s weird what different cats will and won’t tolerate. My cat will let me put him in any outfit I like, pretty dresses, banana costume, even hats. But he does not like his paws being touched. That gets a polite but firm no.


civodar

Haha if I tried to dress mine up I’d get a very rude and painful no. She does not mind having her paws touched one bit tho. Honestly I kind of assumed the whole not liking anyone messing with your paws was exclusively a dog trait.


myusernameissupreme

yeah I have a feeling we're gonna be seeing this guy in other videos with this panther in another subReddit probably winstupidprizes or abruptchaos


mysticopallibra

Beat me to it lol


EGoss1

It’s likely been drugged up unfortunately.


gnu_dragon

Im good thanks I’ll pass on having those sunk into my spinal cord


Emergency-Advice-469

They can take the flesh of the bone just by licking it


the-Replenisher1984

Is that true for all big/small cats? I've seen stuff about lion tongues, but I guess it's probably safe to assume all cats are about the same on this. Just curious though if its all of them.


SwedenFreakz

All Cats have that feature. Here you can clearly see the pricks on a housecat's tongue ( https://images.app.goo.gl/o2FxugXQkxLeCSUu9 ) Lions just have bigger and therefore stronger spikes which makes it so they cal lick of flesh. The main purpose for all Cats though is to clean themselves with them like a brush.


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sterling_archer123

This made me laugh hard. I am morbid.


WestCoastCosta

My cat weighs 12 pounds and can fuck me up when he’s playing. Imagine what this beast could do.


NortonPike

I was playfully missing with my friend's huge cat, Nixon. Nix was one of the sweetest, friendliest cats i ever met. He very politely held out his paw to get me to stop annoying him. Unfortunately for me, I jerked my hand back at the same time. One, just one, of his monstrous claws hooked my skin near my wrist. It ripped through my skin and then down my thumb. I had a a four inch line of blood appear immediately. The fun part was that I'm highly allergic to cats and the gash both stung and itched like a bastard. So, yeah, if a cat can do that, imagine what that big cat could do.


AnxiousIndicator

Can blunt cat claws still cut skin ?


BikkebakkeWork

While not razor edge sharp, those claws does not look blunt. All he needs is a bit of pressure [then it's time to rip 'n tear](https://c.tenor.com/e8IJuFW5f-AAAAAC/rip-tear.gif).


AnxiousIndicator

Thank you


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Fa Ril Tho!!!! A claw from this cat would have a person accepting that they are gonna die


looking_at_memes_

>Fa Ril Tho Is that a Dragon Shout?


notmonkeyfarm

r/suddenlyskyrim


KeiraJaye

Ooh. Big Murder Mittens.


musclesbear

Mess with the beans, you get the means.


deltafrce

Came here to say this.


IronDBZ

I always wonder what they're thinking about


AnxiousIndicator

I wonder what Shere Khan is upto these days


Anthony9824

I wonder if Jim Morrison actually committed suicide or not


IronDBZ

I wonder if he really flashed his dick that one time


Anthony9824

He did


shellback666

Same thing any house cat thinks about. Just bigger


sturgill_homme

Hairballs like cantaloupe, I’d bet


LovelySalientDreams

“If I just fucked up this guy’s face right now I wonder how many days I’d have to go without food until he forgave me. Probably not worth it. Life is suffering.”


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My cats intelligence surprises me at times I could imagine all they think about is killing and eating


TheFalconsDejarik

Pleasure and violence


AnthCob

Kitty looks pretty annoyed. But has a introverted agression towards it. It's like "I'm going to allow this, but you can fuck clean off".


defpara

"Im just a tool"


Clonka-Minkus

Big kitty


CheriJ2

cute big kitty 😍


Hashtagbarkeep

Warm kitty


Callycore

I'll show you a big kitty.


NiceDecnalsBubs

No thanks, I've already seen your mom's.


Clonka-Minkus

Hey now It’s nice to be nice…bubbles


jacobs1113

If danger why cute?


Tokyolurv

There’s no god. Because no god would make an animal with such squishy paws that I’m not allowed to squeeze.


Dorraemon

You can squeeze it, at least once


sturgill_homme

r/technicallythetruth


MeesterCartmanez

I would disagree and say that there is God, because this is literally a video of someone squeezing the Black Panther's squishy paws :)


Incubuzzer

Atheists scrambling in fear rn lol


Suchdeathwow

*"Decent!"* -Bubbles


steve_french_42069

Just a big stoned kitty


Girthanthiclopz

Steve French!!!


sterling_archer123

Thats a fuckin good looking kittty!


NoGoodIDNames

I’d be chill as fuck too if I had built-in switchblades on my hands


Cryogenic_Monster

Huge murder mittens.


larryscathouse

That buddy looks depressed as hell


TechnOuijA

Isha widdle baby good boy.


usernamematchesagain

Bold of you to assume the cats sex


EchoesInTheAbyss

What a cute murder kitty 😺


1967stingray

My balls receded.


Impossible_Bit7169

A panther is not an animal it is a melanistic variant, the animal is either a Jaguar or a Leopard.


a_thicc_jewish_boi

Its true that Panthers aren't a distinct species, but they're not a melanistic variant either. They're a Genus. You can call any member of the Panthera Genus a panther, and that Genus includes lions, jaguars, tigers, leopards and snow leopards. So this black jaguar can definitely be correctly called a black panther. Just like you can correctly call a regular jaguar a panther.


Pharaoh_Misa

This is also absolutely correct. The nature of a "black panther" is to have these specific characteristics, which is why, for ease of access, most people will call them a "black panther." It has an easily recognizable trait that will separate it from other animals. Even though they are, I don't think I've ever heard anyone refer to an orca as a dolphin rofl


Meister0fN0ne

>I don't think I've ever heard anyone refer to an orca as a dolphin rofl I often do only because I think all species of dolphins are assholes in their own right and I enjoy opportunities to talk about it.


Pharaoh_Misa

Yeah orcas are literally assholes for no reason. Even if they weren't dolphins that's some dolphin behavior


dg2793

This^^ this is a jaguar tho like fairly sure. Looks too big to be a leopard


Pharaoh_Misa

This can be better determined by the shape of its spots. This gif is too fast to tell but I agree with the person above its a bit to big to be a leopard.


a_thicc_jewish_boi

Definitely a jaguar


Noble_Dark

Yep you can tell by the face, Jaguars have longer faces than Leopards


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Cultist_O

It's fine when it's a video. I assure you it feels different when you're within murder range. The power big cats telegraph is awe inspiring in person. There's this surreal sense of "oh, I understand now; I will live as long as you feel like allowing it, and not one moment longer."


piececurvesleft

Looks like a pitBull with knives


killadonuts

It's such a trip to see this big cat tolerate someone grabbing its paws like that. I've seen domestic housecats flip out when people do this.


FreakOnALeash72

Yeah naw, fuck me. Only thing that keeps us on top of the food chain are guns.


PinkRoseBouquet

Actually it’s our big brains.


Secretly_Solanine

Although that seems to be a diminishing trait


CanadianSpector

That look is like "do that one more time and find out... "


BidDaddyFarts

r/idiotswithcats


1y3v1c3

Better r/catswithidiots


TicsDaily

If looks could kill


MeesterCartmanez

"[what was that](https://preview.redd.it/7ssd4ez40m561.png?auto=webp&s=524de86b52e499adb46e17eef7ea4745cad1e97e)?"


General_Kenobi45669

His face is like "can you not"


Anon_fin_advisor

He looks thrilled


notthatsnl

Bro this just made me depressed seeing that cat in that cage :(


DMANSR

Dude's like "Fuck around and find out".


ILikeTheSmellofGas

I wanna pet one


Almadaptpt

Shit my couch wouldn't survive a week!


humblesnake_Ssss

Oversized kitty claws


metatronatra

Yes but what about the beans


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Aaaaaaa. Those are no mere toe beans. Those are death legumes.


Gbrusse

Murder mittens


verbalacuity

r/murdermittens


dafalzon

He would gut you with not much effort


LizardKing100

chillin like a boss


ktulu0

There’s no cat species that’s actually called a panther. There’s a genus called panthera. It includes big cats, like tigers and lions, but there’s no such animal as a black panther. The cat in the video is either a melanistic leopard or a melanistic jaguar. If I had to guess, I’d say a jaguar.


phreshpherts

Literal kitchen knives in their hands.


odaddymayonnaise

This is a jaguar for anybody wondering. Panthers aren’t a thing. They’re just melanistic big cats.


Cultist_O

They are "a thing", they're just not a distinct species. It's like saying "brunettes aren't a thing". They are a thing, the terms just mean "a human/big-cat with specific colouration", rather than "a species of human/big cat".


odaddymayonnaise

I think you’re being pedantic. It’s clear what I meant.


sterling_archer123

Mountain lion-puma-catamount-panther.


DocHalidae

Way to close to those murder mittens


Adorable_Rip_2370

Ugh poor big cat 😢😡


MeesterCartmanez

why?


Adorable_Rip_2370

They drug the cats so tourists can take pictures with them.


MeesterCartmanez

Source? cause that's really sad if true (I've only seen them as pets on youtube and in the wild)


Adorable_Rip_2370

Pets? These aren’t pets. They are wild animals.


MeesterCartmanez

Clearly you underestimate Russians lol https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCoQ1bnerPAwoRaHQ-6y5Eyw/videos edit: I agree with you though, they are my favorite


Adorable_Rip_2370

Oh. 😂 I know all about Russia. They operate in another dimension. 😂


onilank

Black leopard\*


Gloomy-Salary-4744

That's a leopard


TheRealOgMark

A Jaguar...


Noble_Dark

Panthers are just black leopards/jaguars. I was pretty surprised when I found out, I thought they were their own breed


TheBrickiestWall

A panther is any member of the panthera genus, which includes jaguars, leopards, lions, tigers, and snow leopards.


ChrisPChip222

Those beans got some serious means


Professional-Key4444

As the victim of a small feral cat attack that black panther is scary as fuck. That small cat fucked me up pretty good couldn’t imagine what this thing could do


TorkaUmbra

Big beans


Xx_Kurt_No_Brain_xX

Beautiful


correctingStupid

Anyone else make the sword unsheeth sound while watching that?


anateal444

Imagine what those claws could do too that couch.


DogebertDeck

claws of 1984


Cally_G94

*snikt*


MrMcSpanky94

What a badass!


CaptainBananahandler

Snuggledaggers.


Finao333

So is that a black jaguar or black leopard ? Just curious, it can be hard to tell


surface_ripened

huh. expected them to be black.


poseidon206

Wakanda forever!


Xishan_02

**Wakanda Forever**


kangarooninjadonuts

Ooh, those are some pretty murder mittens.


Prestigious_Back7980

Curled feetsies, anyone?


1Tikitorch

What a beautiful Big Cat


DemmyTheLion

Wakanda Forever


Taskmaster_babes

Wakanda Forever


GiveMeMonknee

Big kitty :D


dtmderrick

That panther be like "Barbara, I'm about to use those on you if you don't stop."


Darren_NH

*squish*


furious_organism

Panther looking a bit ashamed of it. Like "Yeah i know man i do have those but i dont really kill no one ok?"


Affectionate-Scar-40

You know I’m your Friend???


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If i did this to my cat he would surely be mad, this one must be incredibly docile


Jaymes77

That panther is just like, "ok, I'll let you do this. For now."


slater_just_slater

FYI, This is a black Jaguar, there is no such thing as a black Panther, AKA Mountain Lion, Cougar, Puma


BayrdRBuchanan

Nature's switchblades.


AristeiaXVI

Does "touch the bean, get the mean" not apply to big cats?


StubToothSam

If those eyes could speak... What would that Panther say to the human?


gyarnar

Look at him. That one fucking nice kitty right there.


meganium58

PEETS


buzzkill-lightyear

time for some snip snips


gimmecakepls

Imagining the gashes that I'd get from these claws, in comparison to the little scratches that I have from my cat, is terrifying.


TinFoilRobotProphet

I love how she's like thank you I'm very proud of them!


papachon

Cat: “and don’t you fucking forget it”


creature619

That claw was the size of his thumb my god


murican_Capitlol

My dog thinks shes a dog


platalyssapus

Meanwhile, giant murder kitty: "...meh."


SnooDrawings1480

Imagine cutting too deep on those bad boys and hitting the Quick...


asian_identifier

Wakanda forever


ProfessionalSheepBaa

That is a mellow kitty…


delight51

you know what they say, big paws, big claws


KimJongUf_

How to **die** in 15 easy seconds