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DougJudyBK99

I love this ship’s origin/history. What the picture angle doesn’t allow you to see is the massive scale of this behemoth; As a general reference, each of those figures you see carved on the ship are life sized. But the reason it sank is even more mind blowing IMO, the man who funded the build of the ship just wanted it to be as big and ornate as possible on a fast timeline so the shipbuilder simply scaled a drawing of a standard large ship commonly built and did t account for the change in the center of mass, thus the buoyancy would fail due to a toppling effect from being too heavy. Even crazier, knowing this, the ship was still designed with al of the excess carvings you see worsening the effect. By the time it was completed, it was well known it wasn’t sea-worthy and had even failed some tests but the city was just like “Poland just declared war and this thing is taking up the entire harbor so I guess just go ahead and get it out of here” and so they tried and it of course immediately was rocked by gentle wind and then capsized not even two nautical miles from the launch, sinking in the harbor and taking over 50 lives.


IShotYourDongOf

That's not all. For me the best part of the ship's history comes right before it gets recovered. The location of the ship was well known so a group of Finnish students took a boat ride to Sweden, went to the sight of the recovery 1 day before the event itself and placed a statue of Paavo Nurmi (legendary Finnish runner) in the middle of the deck. The next day when the ship was lifted publically it was a huge shock when people found a statue of a runner on top of a ship that had been sunk for centuries. The whole event even caused a small political crisis between the nations. Greatest prank anyone has ever pulled off.


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IShotYourDongOf

I think Paavo Nurmi holds currently the world recprd for most races participated in single olympics. Lasse Viren is also a legend and it is great to hear that he is known beyond Finland.


summit-weekender

I am an American and have a set of framed Lasse Viren uh... tea cards? Little framed photos celebrating his victories that were included with tea, I believe? Anyway, all my friends thought Prefontaine was soooooo great. Great at being number two! Viren is the GOAT.


fragtore

The second best was Hakki Hälinen


mofasa86

We dont speak about Hakki since the Dessa.


Kippekok

This was revenge for the Swedes blocking Nurmi from participating in the 1932 olympics where he would’ve had a good chance of a double-digit career gold total.


Bravo_November

This reminds me of the sort of pranks that rival universities pull on each other, except with countries.


IRockIntoMordor

From a tour there I seem to remember them also doubling the amount of guns and then moving them to the upper decks to show off, further botching the centre of mass.


Doctor_What_

I vaguely remember reading that they fired all the guns from one side which caused the ship to destabilize and capsize.


GitEmSteveDave

According to the accounts of the day, a breeze caused the ship to list and before they could close the gun ports, water flooded in.


BlueShoes3

Damn you, Steppenwolf!


EdithDich

> the picture angle doesn’t allow you to see is the massive scale of this behemoth; The people in the foreground help.


ELDubCan

Glad this was said.


asoap

From reading the wikipedia page: >The use of different measuring systems on either side of the vessel caused its mass to be distributed asymmetrically, heavier to port. During construction both Swedish feet and Amsterdam feet were in use by different teams. Archaeologists have found four rulers used by the workmen who built the ship. Two were calibrated in Swedish feet, which had 12 inches, while the other two measured Amsterdam feet, which had 11 inches.\[76\] [https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vasa\_(ship)](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vasa_(ship)) Gotta love that lack of standard units, and the quality assurance that they didn't disover and correct it early on. \*chef kiss\*


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UlyssesOddity

You're alluding to this, right? https://www.latimes.com/archives/la-xpm-1999-oct-01-mn-17288-story.html


asoap

Hence why they only use metric now and why I know 1 inch is 25.4mm


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BSnod

There are only two things I can't stand in this world: people who are intolerant of other people's cultures, and the Dutch.


wheezythesadoctopus

"So what you're saying is, the ship is unsinkable!" "No, no, why even a slight breeze could..." "Unsinkable!"


eric-the-noob

"Building this ship would be unthinkable" "Unsinkable you say? Let's get started!"


mule_roany_mare

> simply scaled a drawing of a standard large ship commonly built and did t account for the change in the center of mass, Also, volume increases faster than surface area which isn’t an intuitive idea to humans, much less the math.


ScotchBender

What caused the center of gravity to change?


xNuGCyX

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vasa_(ship) http://www.abc.se/~m10354/publ/vasa.htm Here is more information on the ship. Really interesting read


henryhyde

>[Vasa] is a Swedish warship built between 1626 and 1628. The ship sank after sailing roughly 1,300 m (1,400 yd) into her maiden voyage on 10 August 1628. . >Since her recovery, Vasa has become a widely recognised symbol of the Swedish Empire. These two statements seem contradictory.


Myopic_Cat

Not necessarily. For example, the writer could be implying that the Swedish Empire was an embarrassing failure, or an extravagant castle-in-the-air, or a potential superpower brought down by misguided royal intervention, or [insert appropriate suggestion here].


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EarthyFeet

Swedish wars were largely made up of nobles sacking other countries for their own gain (in Germany, Poland).


godofimagination

I would make the argument that most, if not all, wars are largely made up of that.


HankScorpio-

I think you are right. Except civil wars, and maybe the clone wars.


mttp1990

The clone wars were definitely a money grab for the federation.


Faerie_Butter

What about the droid attack on the Wookiees?


Hammer_the_Red

I shall go. Good relations I have with the wookies.


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You fought in the clone wars?


seeker135

Just don't let me be clonely tonight.


rbmk1

We thought the Clone Wars was a sacking of Star Wars legacy...and then the sequels happened and we were horrified to learn how wrong we were.


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ecstasyecstasy

Gustavus Adolphus! Libera et impera. My favorite king.


tazebot

If there's a lesson to the Vasa, it's that vanity is a weakness and the top never takes responsibility. At the insistence of the king (from the history plaques at the museum from what I recall) a second gun deck was built after the keel was laid, making the ship top heavy causing it to tip over shortly after launch. There were inquiries, and nobody found responsible.


feureau

Those two statements are complimentary then... *Shakes fist at my kullen*


SpeakThunder

I was just there last week. The design was flawed for its size but it would've been one of the most advanced and decorated ships of the day. EDIT: It was meant to serve as the official "palace at sea" for the king, kind of like Air Force One. EDIT TWO: The hull was too narrow to stow enough ballast rocks, so it was top-heavy and listed so much that water went into the lower gun deck about 1km from shore. Several died, including some women. It was preserved in the cold, brackish water for almost 400 years before being found in the 1950s and then salvaged.


rascynwrig

It would have been. If only it had served it's actual most important number one purpose.


apollo888

If this baby floated it would be a great ship!


rascynwrig

Hahaha I can't believe I was downvoted for making a joke about how a ship would be really advanced etc *if it floated instead of sinking*. Then again, this is reddit. I merely underestimated the power of the hivemind.


pilzenschwanzmeister

Not its sinking?


thespacegoatscoat

It could be because the Vasa was launched about 17 years into the Swedish empire - just as an artifact from the time of the empire. I really don’t think there’s a connection between the ship sinking and the symbol thing. Just that this really cool ship from the empire times was found.


henryhyde

I was just pointing out the irony of having a failed ship be the symbol of the empire.


DeliPickleSalty

To be fair the Swedish empire went under as well so why not.


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When you fail so hard your king ends up stuck in Turkey for a decade


Andre4kthegreengiant

Look, he slipped & fell into that turkey, I don't know what you heard, but it's wrong


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[Contemporary depiction of the king of Sweden stuck in Turkey](https://www.telegraph.co.uk/content/dam/news/2021/01/09/TELEMMGLPICT000247252452_trans_NvBQzQNjv4Bqn4xRlpI8rQaTeEWFc06e5TRRf_wCPGaoUwtZwM0hQ4w.jpeg)


indifferentunicorn

You can't fail if you don't try.


ac1084

Actually you can. I failed several tests that I put no effort into.


Jackmac15

You should be a motivational speaker.


rostov007

Well, the first 1299 meters were gloriously successful.


mtjerneld

If I remember correctly, one reason behind the sinking was that the King kept changing the ordered specs and adding more guns (might have been an entire additional gun deck?) which ended up making the ship too top heavy. Also hardly any of the sailors knew how to swim, so pretty much everyone ended up drowning even though they were really close to land. Swimming became required knowledge in the Swedish Navy centuries later. And the irony is real, we laugh about it in Sweden.


catcommentthrowaway

Lmfao imagine building a ship for decades just to have it sink 5 minutes after it sets sail Edit: I said decades because I have the inability to retain anything I read but I’m keeping it up because I stand with my mistakes!


sprocketous

I imagine someone lost a promotion.


Predicted

I think that was the issue, noone wanted to tell the king no.


sprocketous

Swedens chernobyl.


Flozzer905

It took 2 years? Or am I missing something? 1626-1628


Mormon_Discoball

Literally decades


m0ro_

Centuries


DonFisteroo

Months, even.


rascynwrig

And some things which should not have been lost, were forgotten. History became myth. Myth became legend.


HoyAlloy

Decades were much shorter back then.


spam__likely

Welcome to engineering. You carefully design a something and then the client decides to add 2 floors and a pool to the building just because.


qtx

> Lmfao imagine building a ship for decades Lmfao imaging thinking "built between 1626 and 1628" is decades.


catcommentthrowaway

Lol I’m an idiot I totally missed that part


rascynwrig

Man I'm scrolling through seeing all the comments razzing you for missing that and making the assumption that it took decades instead of just 2 years... and all I can picture is the men of the time standing there when you said decades throwing their hands in the air like "aww man. You hear this guy? He thinks we're some kind of idiots who would take decades to build this."


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mtjerneld

Swede here. Its a running joke that out most famous museum is a testament of poor Swedish engineering.


sunestromming

Or maybe we did it on purpose, just to show off? “Look here, we’re so far ahead of you guys so we’ll just sink this one ourselves just to show you we can. ”


henryhyde

16th century power move.


7734128

No. The Swedish empire crashed and burned quite quickly after Charles the twelfth's coronation. But the modern state is decent enough. The ship is a good metaphor.


Mendican

This possibly explains why many of us have never used the words "Swedish Empire".


groundhog_day_only

The photo from the front is interesting. All the little wooden figures are unique, except the recreated ones on the top railing. Looks like they played it safe and copy/pasted the one example they had, instead of guessing at what the missing figures might have been.


SEND_ME_SPOON_PICS

Fun fact, the figures carved into the back are a bunch of Roman emperors and then the King of Sweden in the middle (he seemed a tad egotistical).


deeannbee

Thank you for being so helpful by including the Wiki link!


kaysea112

To wipe their bums after a poop the sailors all use one thick rope to floss between the cheeks. They toss it overboard so the ship drags the rope in the water so the next pooper can re use it.


MechanicalTurkish

> the king's subordinates lacked the political courage to openly discuss the ship's problems or to have the maiden voyage postponed Man, nothing changes.


friskyginger

My second favorite coffee mug is a goodwill-found, hand-painted, Vasa-memorial mug. Pretty rad.


shooflydont

What’s your 1st favorite?


friskyginger

Straight boofin


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friskyginger

The classic butt-chug. Caffeine to the max.


Buzzlight_Year

Just lower your ass into a bowl of straight black while in an even pace start tightening your sphincter and the coffee will stream into your rectum like it's a hose.


brianfine

r/brandnewsentence


waltwalt

Boofing/hooping usually means up the butt.


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garbage_angel

World's Best Boss mug he bought himself.


s0c1a7w0rk3r

This guy Offices


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probably a Garfield mug from McDonald's in the 80s. Straight up best cups ever


UnknownSense

His Denmark Kalmar War mug.


robotsdev

> Vasa-memorial mug https://www.vasamuseet.se/en/visit/shop I hope it's the white enamel mug from here.


dontshoot4301

Gonna need some mug tax


reecewagner

How many coffee mugs have you ranked?


williams1753

I’d love to see this and be able to walk amongst the decks. I know I can’t tour it but it looks so cool


apost8n8

You can't walk on the ship itself but they have catwalks all around and above so you can see it very well. They have really awesome displays of the recovered skeletons and clothes of people that died with info about them.


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ablablababla

Alright I didn't really want to win the Nobel Prize until right now


TheProphetGamer

What is the easiest Nobel Prize you can win?


random_work_account

Becoming a US president.


ScarOCov

I could've sworn we got to walk through the ship and I definitely haven't won a Nobel prize.


fresh_and_friendly

oh? Then what's this right behind your ear?


ericbyo

They used to let you up until maybe 15 years ago?


HIGH_HEAT

The museum is actually really cool. Highly recommend it


lpatks

I actually got a tour on the ship itself as a result of knowing one of the conservators. It was extremely cool!


IRockIntoMordor

Go to Oslo instead to visit the Fram. It's much smaller and not as old, but it was the first to reach the south pole after being late for the north pole. It's made of massive oak trunks and you can walk through it during tours.


williams1753

Sweet! Norway is on my list of places to visit


idiotpod

Just remember that in Norway people bring ladders to the supermarket since they've heard that the fish prices has gone up. So do not be alarmed when you visit Norway.


Tunisandwich

It was not “recovered almost completely intact” It was painstakingly reconstructed over the course of decades, work that is still ongoing to this day and will be for decades to come. Source: I was at the museum less than a month ago ;)


fuck-nexus

This! "Almost completely intact" is an overstatement https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/8/8a/Vasa_Beckholmen_1961.jpg


wyldcat

https://i.imgur.com/QsZzVyJ.jpg More like this.


doomsdayKITSUNE

Thank you. I'm glad somebody said it. This Vasa picture pops up every other week and people always claim it was recovered completely in tact, which is far from the truth. There's a great video here on the BBC of it being raised - https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/av/stories-47791179


HugoZHackenbush2

All modern Swedish warships now have a huge location barcode on their portside for when they enter harbor.. ..and it's now much easier to Scandinavian.


Snck_Pck

Oh fuck off


allhands

C'mon, that was a pretty Swede pun!


Obelix13

Norway that is a Swedish pun!


allhands

I'm not gonna let this pun thread Finnish like that... gotta keep it going!


Buzzlight_Year

You're Dane right this isn't the end!


allhands

Oh man, that's about Oslo as you can go in terms of quality puns.


EntityDamage

Let's take Stockholm knowing how bad his pun is


apost8n8

As a father of four I REALLY REALLY wish I had this one in my repertoire when we visited the Vasa a few years ago.


Crenchlowe

You son of a bitch, you did it, you really did it.


donnielp3

Have my useless award!


Bentstrings84

You take your upvote and get out of here.


TheMexicanJuan

Jesus fucking christ dad


Reddy_McRedcap

Goddammit...


Chimpanzee_Teeth

r/dadjokes


papazachos

I don't get it :(


HugoZHackenbush2

Scan the navy in...( Scandinavian )


papazachos

Oh god


OhDeBabies

Go to hell, that got a belly laugh out of me.


flossyrossy

This is one of the most interesting museums I’ve been able to visit. The best part was being able to see all of the things they have preserved from the ship including the bones of the deceased.


jen4444

Agreed. I like how it covers every aspect related to the ship, and how every space in the museum is built adjacent to it.


SEND_ME_SPOON_PICS

I loved the stuff they could find out from studying the bones! They would show a couple of molars and then be able to tell you it came from Ølga Anderson, she was 28, grew up on a diet of stewed spinach, predominantly lived near some løveli lakes, and received a nasti møøse bite age 6 while out with her brother.


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Drunkdonkei

Hey guys, I work in the Museum and can tell by the comments that there are some contradicting and simply false rumours and facts being spread. So AMA and I'll do my best to answer your questions. It's an awesome place to work and I love telling people the story of this magnificent ship.


zimab1ue

Why did it sink?


Drunkdonkei

Contrary to popular belief it was not the king's fault. In the contracts from 1625 the exact measurements are specified and they are largely the ones we have today so there was no alterations during the building. The problem was that it was a deeply flawed construction from the dutch shipbuilder Henrik Hybertsson. This was the first time he built a ship with two gundecks and he simply built her to top heavy. The was to much weight above the waterline so once she started leaning towards one side there was not enough counterweight below the water to push her back into the upright position. Also it didn't help that the gun ports were open which sped up the sinking considerably. So in conclusion they hired the wrong guy to build it. TL;DR - The guy who built it had never built such a ship before and got the proportions wrong. She was to top heavy.


FblthpLives

> Contrary to popular belief it was not the king's fault. It is true that the king was not involved in the design other than to specify the keel length. However, is it not the case that the ship failed a stability test one month before and that Vice Admiral Klas Fleming was present at this test? Most accounts state that Fleming did not notify the king of the failure. The museum's own web page speculates that this may have been due to pressure from the king to finish the construction: > Kapten Söfring Hansson hade månaden före avsegling låtit genomföra ett stabilitetsdemonstration. En av flottans mäktigaste män, viceamiral Klas Fleming, hade då varit på plats. Demonstrationen gick ut på att trettio män fick springa från ena sidan av Vasa (som låg i vattnet nedanför slottet) till den andra, och efter bara några vändor krängde skeppet så kraftigt att risken var stor för att det skulle kantra. Fleming ska ha sagt ”Om Hans Majestät ändå vore hemma!” – men han berättade inte för Gustav II Adolf om det oroväckande han sett. Kanske på grund av rädsla; kungen hade flera gånger skrivit till Fleming och uppmanat honom att få iväg Vasa – en större ombyggnad av skeppet för att göra det stabilare skulle innebära kraftiga förseningar. Source: https://www.vasamuseet.se/vasas-historia/utredningen


-First-Second-Third-

How much is restored vs original? I would have thought not much would have survived after so long.


Drunkdonkei

Good Question. Due to the brackish water in the harbour in Stockholm and the toxic environment on the seabed (created by centuries of dumping trash in the harbour) the wood was incredibly well preserved. The common shipworm does not live in brackish waters and therefore no one harmed the ship for over 300 years. Thanks to these lucky circumstances about 98% of the ship is today original wood. Of course it went through an extensive conservation for about 17 years so now there is no need to keep treating the wood except climate controlling the museum. Hope this helped :)


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Tackar för rättningarna.


Drunkdonkei

Det var så lite så


coagulateSmegma

Those old warships were incredible feats of engineering.


Analbox

Not this one though. This one was a catastrophic failure.


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GhostPepperLube

Some things never change


bwk66

Warships never changes


Cantbetoobad1953

Been to the museum. By far my favorite maritime museum. We were told there this was the first ship with three gun decks. The ship was launched on the lee side of the island, sailed toward the windward side, then tipped when the wind hit the sails. Then it downflooded through the top gun deck. The museum has some creative displays showing life aboard the sailing ship, plus rooms with figures and soundtracks of the village and peoples' reactions to the sinking. Pretty cool.


Metridia

The Wikipedia article characterized the wind as "a wind stronger than a [breeze](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vasa_(ship))." Poor sailing ship never had a chance...


mhac009

> The water building up on the deck quickly exceeded the ship's minimal ability to right itself Savage


Doofanut

Gustavus Adolphus was a top tier King, general, and military engineer. He fell short when it came to the naval side of things, however.


95DarkFireII

It is still an amazing feat of engineering. Just slightly lless amazing then the rest.


JohnnyMnemo

I'd be more interested in displays of vessels that were able to stay afloat as representative of successful design standards.


millamber

I was thinking of the other ones; the ones the front doesn’t fall off.


gravitin

At first I was like: yeah pretty nice. Then I saw the two people standing next to it..


coagulateSmegma

You should check out the [HMS Victory](https://www.modelships.de/Museums_and_replicas/HMS_Victory_Portsmouth/gIMG_0339.jpg).


Shadow703793

Which is still tiny compared to modern tankers and aircraft carriers. It's pretty crazy we can build these massive ships.


coagulateSmegma

Yeah, but somehow I respect the older ones more because those things were built without power tools or any sort of equipment other than saws and hammers and shit.


mhac009

Does the shit act as a kind of mortar between the planks? I'm unfamiliar with the old ways.


DougJudyBK99

Not this one lol, this one was an utter failure


SupermAndrew1

This is what happens when the managers make decisions for the engineers. Like the Challenger Space Shuttle.


SupermAndrew1

The interesting/hilarious bit is that there’s grain carved into it everywhere. I had to ask someone why, and at the time, grain essentially meant money. So they essentially splashed their ship with dollar signs to intimidate the enemy. “Fuck with us, realize we got deep pockets”


llama3822

Did they forget to put the plug in? Classic mistake


CandiceBT

they actually sank because they sailed into a hidden russian submarine


mikefrombarto

No, it’s because the Swedish set sail before they Finnished it, so it Nederlanded again.


Cosmos_Cobb

How many trees to make a ship like that


lroyb

Allegedly 1000 oak trees.


lemmiewinxs

One eyed willy's ship


elting44

Pretty sure Chester Copperpot was looking for that ship.


waffles-n-gravy

Do the truffle shuffle!


Analbox

**Hey you guys!**


lemmiewinxs

World peace could be met if everyone did truffle shuffle. Extra fact. Chunk had chicken pox and kept it secret and you can see it during that scene. :)


Ocelotti

I was in Stockholm once, for about 5 hours. 3 of those hours I've spent in Vasa Museum. Was totally worth it!


Nachtzug79

The night before the recovery a group of Finnish students dived to the deck and put a statue on it. It was found after the recovery and Swedish archeologists considered it a historical sensation - until they later realized that the statue depicted Paavo Nurmi, a famous Finnish long-distance runner...


issik23

That's amazing, I'd love to see drone footage of the inside.


According-Owl83

I have been here! Pictures can't accurately capture the feeling. Stockholm is just a wonderful city, overall. If I could get a visa, I would live there permanently.


M4d_Moxxi

Fun fact; My grandfather is an archeologist who helped not only with taking up the ship, but also cleaning it out and recovering items inside. He has his own section at the museum where the items he recovered can be seen. And because he worked at the museum, I too have actually been on and inside the ship! It was very exciting! I recommend any traveler in Stockholm to check it out! It’s an amazing sight!


PapaGynther

I've visited the exhibit. It's really well put together and it's way bigger in real life than it looks on this photo


generic_joe_guy

r/HumanForScale


MAD_HAMMISH

I actually had the privilege of going there in person and the museum is incredible. It’s basically a giant climate controlled glass box with walkways going up and around the ship, with exhibits for pieces recovered from the ship along the sides. The ship is colossal (it actually immediately sunk because of the sheer number and elevation of it’s cannons destabilizing it) and incredibly well preserved because the acidity of the water prevented organisms from breaking it down. If you ever find yourself in Sweden do yourself a favor and check it out, there isn’t anything else like this in the world.


gordo65

It was pretty common for ships to go down on their maiden voyage back then. It was difficult to get all of the dimensions just right, and any errors in construction could easily lead to catastrophic failure. And of course, they would usually launch with full crews, most of whom couldn’t swim.


groundhog_day_only

OG barn find, mint condition and low miles


seaburno

From the Wikipedia page: "Five such ships were built after Vasa: Äpplet ("Apple"), Kronan ("Crown"), Scepter ("Sceptre") and Göta Ark ("Ark of Gothenburg"), before the Privy Council cancelled the orders for the others after the king's death in 1632. **These ships, especially Kronan and Scepter, were much more successful and served as flagships in the Swedish navy until the 1660s.**" Not hard to be more successful...


Bruised_Penguin

Damn, that thing has got to be at least ten feet tall


OdaSamurai

Really interesting is OP's username... Hmmmm


XolyGamingExperience

Was looking for a comment about it and yours is the only one. Do you like coffee as much as I do?


tuxedonyc

It’s amazing. Worth a trip to Sweden for that alone


TonyinLB

This ship… this ship runs shivers down my back. It’s amazing and overwhelming at the same time.


shanutopia

I’ve been to that museum and this ship is more impressive than you can imagine. The rest of the museum is amazing too!


ABMcGrew

Is One Eyed Willie in there?