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Massive Port traffic in Amsterdam during an event..

That doesn't look enjoyable at all.

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ghostsintherafters

That doesn't look enjoyable at all.


[deleted]

What my clients say when I drop my clothes.


godmadetexas

Username checks out?


AdventurousExpert343

Hahahahaha 🤣🤣🤣🙆🏻‍♂️🙆🏻‍♂️


petethefreeze

This is Sail and it is organized every 4 years. I have been on one of those boats and I can assure you it is a massive amount of fun. It is chaotic but taking a small tender past massive sailing ships is fantastic.


dogemikka

But I can see more motor boats than sail boats. I suppose it is a tall ship event, tall ships are the biggest 3 mast sailing ships. Some are military school ships and the most beautiful one is the Italian marine school boat: Amerigo Vespucci.


satanic-octopus

The most beautiful ship in the world


Prior_Procedure_321

My thought...doesn't that look fun!


HumanReplacement5360

So many people have boats... and I have none.


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Certainly many of them have to be company business boats. Fishing or goods transportation I’d suspect. Most people don’t have boats.


Varkaan

My dad has a boat


Coraiah

My dad doesn’t have a boat


hyperactive68

Wait why did this get awarded? What am I missing here?


Varkaan

A boat most likely


hyperactive68

What a sad day to not own a boat.


dronelogic

I don’t have a dad


SAPPHYBIRB

This is why navigation clases are so important


Affectionate_Draw_43

Like education classes or like weight classes & biggest ship does what he wants


MysteryCheese89

Both? Lol


justreddis

Yeah that big ship doing a donut in an ocean of boats is just nuts


Upnorth4

In Los Angeles traffic box trucks and 18 wheelers take random U-turns on city streets, and car drivers make room for them, it looks like insanity during peak LA rush hour


AlbertaWelder

I refuse to believe every single one of them took a navigation class. I also refuse to believe there were no collisions.


[deleted]

This is not the USA.


LimboNavigator

Which event?


Artegas23

Think it might be ‘Sail’, believe it or not..


z0ndag_

My guess would be Sail


Xyvexa

🎶SAIL🎶


officialmonogato

DUN DUNDUN DUN DUN DUN DUN


GarbageBoyJr

Old school RuneScape is making a new skill potentially so this is a fan made celebration for the upcoming content


Soggy_Detective_9527

Pirates of the Caribbean.


KeyRoyal9990

What are the laws 😭


PassApprehensive480

It’s like the roads when they were first invented. Don’t crash and you’re good


[deleted]

Or Indian roads today lol


[deleted]

You need mad skills to drive a manual in a traffic jam, when you drive too long in India, you can see some order within the chaotic traffic. You conquer Indian roads, you can drive anywhere in the world.


zorothepiratehunter_

Me riding on Indian roads daily with a constant analysis of anything that can happen might happen any second with what next should I play next


Lonely-Suggestion-85

What mad skills bro in a tight traffic jam with less than 5kmph avg speed, just down the gear to 1, completely remove ur foot of accelerator, fully hold down the clutch and just slowly release a bit of clutch when u need to move. As soon as traffic clears use accelerator and raise the rpm high enough to directly shift to 3 to gain the free space ahead of u as quick as possible, maybe even honk a bit if someone tries to cut u off thats it.


Comfortable_Relief62

COLREGs, roughly always pass port to port if possible. Also, the least maneuverable/largest ships tend to get priority


AddableDragon51

That one sailboat looked like it got caught in a strong wind lol


Correct_Awareness761

Just one more lane


No_Cake_6059

Underrated comment


flopjul

Just one more river


jaybrams15

Anxiety triggering


Ryeaa

I didn't even know this many boats existed 🤯


Slip-Possible

said the german on Dday


SFFcase

This makes me think of ants. In water. Goes without saying, now I’m anxious.


bygshoe

Looks like Monday afternoon street traffic in the Philippines


afraidfoil

Ahhhh the open seas…


DazedWriter

Looks like those Indian rush hour traffic cams


Royal-Application708

Looks like driving in India, but on the water.


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Readityesterday2

Ants!


Next-Mobile-9632

Ugly water and architecture, it ain't pretty like Florida is


Far_Land7215

Lmao I'd return to Amsterdam 10 times before I ever go back to Florida.


TheAnonymousFool

Are you just comparing places with water near them? Florida and Amsterdam have practically nothing in common.


widieiei28e88fifk

Ugly water, but very beneficial. The Netherlands is almost as far north as southern Alaska. The water gets darker there because of all the plankton.


[deleted]

Florida has Ft Lauderdale flooded right now and swampy water up north. Then might go underwater in the future. The Netherlands should be underwater but remains as is due to their dams and dikes. Truly the Netherlands have amazing engineering and construction and they are doing something to prevent water from sinking the place unlike Florida.


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SuggestionSharp7447

hey man, i really appreciate you posting this old video. try next time to make your own thing maybe


Chadstronomer

why don't you go make your own chromosomes?


Suitable-Memory-6245

Idk how bad your day has been to post this but I hope it gets better. Negativity helps no one


Lillymorrison

I think this looks pretty impressive.


OnlyNameLeftUnused

This desperately need the Benny Hill theme song added.


conisnon

It's important to have floatable cities


No_Money6869

Yum, clean water…


Particular-Handle744

Looks like the way to yo mama's house. Oh snap


EasyRudder49

That poor harbor pilot.


JethroTrollol

What was that at the end? Looked like a fire on the right side of the screen.


stanley_leverlock

I hate it when I'm just trying to get to Wholefoods for some scallops and some guy in a FOUR MASTED SCHOONER is like "Hold on y'all, I need to back into mooring...sorry y'all, lemme try again..."


capt_yellowbeard

I can’t believe how fast they move!


hane1504

Traffic jam on a river??


Grundkurs_

Being slow is being good


Alarming-Mongoose-91

That ship going left to right and Back was awesome.


DragonTheOne

What is this the average dutch landscape


Proper_Accident_123

Looks like china traffic, except boats on water.


Russiansmustkillsoon

Hullua


[deleted]

this is like that scene in Bee movie


Mish106

WARNING! DO NOT SPEAK OF THE EVENT!


born_on_my_cakeday

I found this on YouTube, Is there a regular speed version?


doyouknoworbelieve

It is hard to tell in the video, were the large boats spun around by tugs or did they that on their own?


LitreOfCockPus

The Craft and the Fluyt


Hobnail-boots

This looks like roaches in some raid commercial.


Jasong222

u/redditspeedbot .4x


madreptilian

Traffic on regulated roads is rough, can’t imagine this


stefanny_unu

I thought there was only car traffic hahahah now even in the water there is traffic hahahah


Compote_Alive

Gosh who has right of way


WitDaShtz

Can anyone tell me what that big white yacht with what looks like a massive white statue at :10 was? Or who it belongs to?


Hubbahubba94

Hahaha I love the long blue one that’s like “comming through muthafuckas!!”


VodkaSodaLime69

Casual Orlando traffic


gldmj5

Thanks, but I'll walk


lollopapp

So much traffic! They should have used bikes..


scaryllamacuber17

Did anyone see the whole ass pirate ship go through?


bonelesschkn

Crazy ass Dutch. They’re probably pulling this off high!


DigGumPig

If this was in 2015, i was there when it happened. Crossing the river on a ferry was awesome :)


Union_Jack_1

Those old sail ships in the middle of all that chaos is just incredible to contrast.


[deleted]

That looks fun


BoomerRooster

At least they're high af.


Skullz64

You can’t escape the traffic, even out to sea


VerdugoZ3

Oh yeah I remember that. Had lost all my glocks in that boating accident.


Max_castle8145

Holy crap , they are fast!


ComesInAnOldBox

That's a lot of tall ships.


Long_Cut5163

How the hell did some of those larger boats do complete 180's in the middle of high traffic like that? Some impressive sailors there.


child_interrupted

I wonder what the time lapse is here


[deleted]

It’s likely Sail- and event that’s held every 4 years from what I recall


[deleted]

Boats


Gijinbrotha

Wow.


tall_ben_wyatt

Bikes, boats, and blunts


Stripperfeetlover420

Amsterdam is a magical place I loved it their


themuntik

RIP Florida.


MiseryLovesMisery

TIL boats can reverse park.


ryan4402000

Sped up very fast


SkywalkersDad

That blue boat don’t give af 🤣


vulturesK9

i love swimming in petrol water


Jumpy-Aide-901

Neat


-EnricoPallazo-

Anyone else annoyed by the big four mast sail boat doing a 270 clockwise instead of a 90 counter clockwise turn?


anubas-

Imagine being a fish under that traffic. What would they be thinking?


Logical_Progress_873

How do they move so fast and not run into each other?


Grand-Ad-3177

That looks horrible


Sensitive_Ad3375

Looks like traffic in India


Dusty923

That's bonkers! Now I wanna see it in normal speed.


ronnietea

This is giving me a minor panic attack…fuck all that


VwitCheeks

I’d be the unlucky one to get hit 😂


TLD44

Plus they are probably all high. 🤣


Neath_Izar

Theodore the tugboat!! .....nah...f that


Pingpaul

I think it’s be cool to be a boat passenger but no thanks on the captain position for this


MuffinOk4609

Just like their bike routes - every rush hour.


no___homo

That's fucked


cocorawks

was that the Italian training ship Palinuro in 0:22


salamihotdogloo7

Jeder Fisch so , Anzeige raus 🤣😺


KingChairlesIIII

Damn said Amsterdam


Motor-Reception535

Leaf cutters


Motor-Reception535

😂😂😂 hell I'll look if you will😂😂😂


JunglePygmy

That water must be absolutely ass


MaxMoolah

Oh my fucking god


farofaQueens

* vroom vrooms in boat *


[deleted]

Finally the great pirate era has begun.


ilovetacostoo2023

Pretty impressive. No crashes and they're all stoned.


subatomic_mushroom

Busier than the crossroads in SEA


Additional-Banana-55

A lot of STD


Misss_Missy

Looks a lot more intense when it’s sped up haha


Mixing_It_Hot

u/savevideo


PretendMuteTrain

I thought plastic.


Ragnarok_619

Objects in the video are slower than they appear


GettheRichard

Mad props to the tug boat operators. That amount of coordination involved when they have to spin some of those larger boats in the middle of all that chaos must be intense.


Skeifre

The Tall Ships Race. It will be happening in Hartlepool, North East England in July this year. But not as massive as Amsterdam 😊😊


One_Statistician2176

A warship tried to sneak in lol


Dr_Kris_KELVIN

It's the SAIL. It's wonderful. Next in 2025


MJOLNIRMARKFIVE

Looks awesome to watch but probably not to participate.


Shillofnoone

What a crap fest


factorfigure81

Does it change the water currents in the entire port...


cptjewski

That is a surprising number of sailing ships


lightyagamifr

ships on grandline:


hildebrot

This looks even more disgusting than a full highway.


ForcefulMoon

u/savevideobot


[deleted]

I'm disappointed to see that all those sailing ships are not actually sailing ships, and the sails are just for show.


Practical_Airline_36

what was the event....it looks like setting fire to an anthill..... WTF is goin on in here...


anti_everything_

This looks mildly infuriating


AcanthopterygiiTop64

Damn! Always in such a rush.


Arrack_Obama

This is everyday road traffic in any Indian city


Rough-Side-1603

Imagine being a fish live there


NerdForMC

Love how they just look like cars on a road and suddenly a big boat/yatch comes up


1551MadLad

Damn even the pirate ship pulled up


MyDiksInUrMouth

It’s like watching the SIM’s….


Vorschrift

Awful.


kanoie

i think i saw a spanish galleon or two passing by…


geezer27

Looks like pollution. Lots of big particles in(on) the water. Boil before use


DyiCAP

It barely misses each other.


crackersncheeseman

Ain't nobody gonna break my stride, oh no, I got to keep on moving.


Xephir795

Bro that one blue ship. Its going back and forth


fuckmendoza47

Jack Sparrow just shows up out of nowhere in his fuckin galleon amongst all the yachts and little motorboats. I laughed


[deleted]

Why did that white boat do a whole 180


[deleted]

How XDD


ClaypoTHead

Wow.. that looks like a Monday morning on a busy street in Mumbai!!


Just-watch-me-now

That is so cool! [here](https://youtu.be/U0QKAh-1yUo) this little video of what it is really like. It is a great event.


No_Grocery_1480

ok, they need to *slow the fuck down*; someone's going to get hurt.


Business_Stranger_49

That blue boat gives no fucks! Straight through the lot of them, sideways across the river.


AQUILA-GRISX

quel bordel...


rewahard22

This must be a joke, amazing.


Not_today_nibs

This is giving me heart palpitations


PepsiSnickers

We're all bugs under a microscope.


SuccessfulCold5308

Those are some very skilled seamen.


DragonLordAcar

And yet people keep running into naval ships in less cluttered waters


crumbs_of_bread3637

It's like the Kathy freeway


RNGesus____

and 0 accindents???


alfiesgaming45

The traffic controller drank way too much Red Bull.


Neither_Position7851

One crash. Its all over


roodoodooo

The blue boat zooming past the screen every 2 seconds is killing me


malaka789

Imagine showing this video to a dutch seafarer from the 17th century


EskimoeJoeYeeHaw

I can't believe there's no accidents with how fast they're moving.


EntireAd3289

That water 🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮


thewizerd1811

Looks like its sail