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A Native American tribe re-purchased their original land. A conservative reacts.

A Native American tribe re-purchased their original land. A conservative reacts.

Liar_tuck

There was nothing fair and square about the whole thing. So many broken treaties and outright slaughters which included women and children.


DrMDQ

“Genocide is ok as long as it happens to someone else” -the guy in red


wardfu9

I wonder how he would feel if someone conquered him and took his house fair and square? Maybe change his tune. Probably not who the fuck am I kidding.


modi13

"That's why I have an AR-15! If they didn't want their homes invaded, they should have had superior firepower!"


Vernononon

unironically their take


tugnasty

And yet ironically passed down from the British empire. Or as they called it, standard operating procedure.


ShadowKirbo

And yet, they unironically want a Trump King Lineage ....... ...............


blackmagic12345

Unironically I would rather go out guns blazing than surrender to a conqueror. If they kill me, then they get what they want and I don't have to see what they'll do. That's the logic.


almisami

Guns blazing? No, strategic retreat as the thermite bags in the attic get their long fuse lit. If I can't have it, no one will.


TempusVenisse

Life has many doors, fedboi


Bowdensaft

Based reference.


jzillacon

Unfortunately for these manics, "scorched earth tactics" aren't really going to deter people after their house. The plot is more valuable than the building itself a lot of the time. Plenty of potential investors would be overjoyed that they demolished the building for free so now they can put up whatever they want.


WynterRayne

I for one would be very pleased to find someone's cleared the canvas for me. The 'lived in by someone else' effect isn't a desirable one when I'm looking for property.


almisami

There ain't much of a line between arson and illegal dumping of toxic waste. Poison the well before you go, too.


CallMeChristopher

So what happens if they get eminent domain’d/foreclosed/evicted


modi13

They's protectin' they property agin' the tyrranical gubmint!


CallMeChristopher

Side note, but I really hate how some folks fantasize about getting into shootouts. Way too many folks talking about wanting to kill people, with the assumption that they’ll be the ones on the winning end.


modi13

I have a hypothesis that there's an enormous number of people who have deep-seated desires to be serial killers, but they have enough self-control not to act on it because the ramifications of being caught are more than they're willing to risk. It's not that serial killers are an anomaly and an aberration in humanity; rather, there are thousands and thousands of people who want to commit murder but don't out of fear of going to prison. For a few people that concern is overwhelmed by the urge to kill. There's a very fine line that the rest desperately want to cross, and having legal justification would allow them to exercise their darkest fantasies.


metalderpymetalderpy

i think you're not necessarily wrong but may be overestimating the statistics and how sincerely people hold that belief about themselves and/or how much it would hold up to any practical examination of such. there's a reason military training spends a lot of its time breaking down soldiers' reservations against killing and even that isn't sufficient to make many of them truly inoculated against the ramifications of taking other humans' lives-- and while it's very much the case that there are desensitizing, empathy-dulling, and violence-incentivizing aspects at the front and center of the culture and discourse spaces that right-wing (really a lot of people these days, but especially right-wing sorts) people occupy, i don't think any but the most extremely radicalized ones are anywhere near as aggressive or intense in desensitizing people to the act of violence as the military apparatus. i say this as someone who *is in the position you're describing*-- and also understands that their brain fails at empathy, is trying to actively correct such, and recognizes by comparison to the people around them that it is an abnormality among the human population. the vast majority of people do have *some* level of empathy, it's biologically hard-wired because it was evolutionarily advantageous for these big overdeveloped sacks of grey matter to incentivize cooperation with one another. however, i think in many cases it's underdeveloped, stifled, suppressed, disincentivized by the wider culture (especially when it comes to business and politics), or reserved for people within their in-group, who are "real human beings" to them in contrast to the great swath of faceless statistics that make up the rest of the human population. with that in mind, i still don't think most people are as capable of or willing to kill each other as they like to say or believe they are.


Anglophyl

Abstract: "I am very badass." "No, no, I'm not! Aagh!"


Bowdensaft

They become sovereign citizens and attempt to find cheat codes for the legal system, which only ends up with them losing everything and irritating everyone involved. Edit: long overdue typo


GummyPandaBear

AR-15 doesn’t do shit against smallpox..


sava-null

Same thing happens in South Africa, as if possessing guns made invading homes okay.


MishMash_101

Or an Apache Helicopter


monsantobreath

Their ideology is deliberately one sided. It's not inconsistent because it was never based on seeing them as equals.


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ElectroNeutrino

I wonder if he's the type that would talk about the "War of Northern Aggression".


Diazepampoovey

Probably. An idiot insisting the mass rape, slaughter and stealing of land of Native Americans was done "fair and square" undoubtedly has bitched loudly and often about the tearing down of mass produced Confederate statues, "liberals erasing [White] history", that the South was *wrongfully invaded* and that "the Civil War wasn't *JUST* about slavery, you guys.* of course, he or she has definitely posted long rants on Facebook against *participation trophies* and that Black folks "need to just get over slavery." The cognitive dissonance is astounding.


Bowdensaft

It really twists my asshole that the generation who invented participation trophies is the one that complains the loudest about them.


Outrageous_Cash_3487

Thank you!!! Drives me insane. So tired of hearing how the decisions grownups made for them are actually a moral failing of the kindergarteners jnvolved


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meservyjon

I know this is a joke, but seriously this. When I read about what some other people around the world have to suffer through, I just wish there were better things in place to help. I read things happening like refugees try to illegally come to the u.s., I feel like there are people who really need a safe place. Like, they will be in violent gangs, or horribly abused when they are deported. And I talk to people who claim immigrants don't have a right to be here... Like, what gave you the right to be here? You are here because someone your related to immigrated here. If bombs were destroying your home, or your place of birth was overrun by rapists and gangs, you'd feel very different about the things you are entitled to


Banshee_howl

I’m sure he would be super happy to buy it back at a fair market price after a few hundred years of inflation. He would also love the process tribes for through to transfer land status after purchase which can take years and costs tens of thousands of $$.


Kellidra

Red would definitely not be able to put 2 and 2 together.


ClearCasket

By all means I can have his car illegally towed and he can pay to get it back according to his own logic.


LA-Matt

Just tell him you “conquered” his car, “fair and square.” And now he has to buy it back.


idkhowtonamethat

Don't you understand? They lived a FAIR genocide. Nuance my guy, nuance


Rejnavick

Then that guy shouldn't appear on star trek 😕😂


Dalomax

I think OP meant Santa Claus if I’m not mistaken


T1pple

I mean have you seen the mental gymnastics they do for all the murder in the bible?


daikatana

It's okay as long as it's "fair and square," apparently.


SherlockPhonesIII

Low key that reminds me of that poem about the Holocaust...


zitfarmer

*guy in red hat


lallapalalable

But ban tinsel on christmas trees in public, outdoor spaces for a littany of safety and environmental reasons and suddenly they're oppressed and defending themselves in an all-out war


The_Leviathen

W e conquer fair and sqaure, Help berni sanders is danger


exiledinVegas

Fair and square always means superior killing technologies.


InAFakeBritishAccent

All is fair in love and war. Also oil.


SnooWords9477

Free the oil!


BeKindToEachOther6

A pandemic to thin the hostile population never hurts


Meghan1230

I've been watching Parks & Rec and every time someone mentions the horrible treatment of the Womapoke tribe it sounds so shockingly over the top but then you realize it's actually pretty accurate for what actually happened to real First Nations in real life.


YUR_MUM

White people are terrified of Indian curses


hemightberob

But they won and that's what matters to this guy


Zevox90

Best way to reply to the guy would be asking him if you beat him up does that mean you get their property, naturally they'll say no so then they know they're logic is flawed


tits_are_birds

Thats pretty much how conquering worked throughout history tbh


Ccaves0127

In NorCal there was a massacre against Natives. The Sacramento River Massacre, and one of the quotes from a participant was "I think I hate an Indian as much as anyone, but this...this was a slaughter. It was mostly women and children" It was so much worse than we will ever be able to prove.


33333_others

They should have think it better before being born not white and settling in a whole different continent on great lands /s


duffivaka

New business model: 1. Sell land 2. Immediately conquer it "fair and square" 3. Repeat ad infinitum


helium_farts

Let's start with that guy's house


jethroguardian

I'm in.


MoscowMitchMcKremIin

I'll grab a lawn chair and some popcorn!


Ryebread666Juan

Real life infinite money glitch!


DaFlyingMagician

By their logic they should STFU after losing the Civil War and the 2020 election


Fuzzydude64

They didn't cheat, but you did. If they did, they were justified. If not, you're worse. That's the logic these people use.


WhippieShiz

Anyone know where the guy lives? Let's conquer his land fair and square and then throw him out.


JustCallMeMace__

Make sure to charge exorbitant prices for his... I mean our land.


ThundaBolt69

(After he gets to Oklahoma) But is he fit to even handle his own finances? I think it'll take him 150 years before he can handle his own checkbook. Anyone else need a loan? Oh wait what we gave him has some actual value. It's better we take it off his hands he wouldn't be able to properly make full valuation of this land anyways. Tell him it's worthless and I'll sell it to my friend for a nickle. I broker and approve all sales. Let's take all his kids they need a proper English education. Oh when thier bad let's lock them in a closet without food or water in handcuffs. Oops I forgot we left them in there for weeks, 215 times.


OriginalAndOnly

In Canada they are still uncovering graves behind the residential schools. Unmarked


ThundaBolt69

Not to mention those they burned in the furnaces. 215 is just 1 school. They are all across the US and Canada. Not to mention the spanish system. The catholic church won't give us the land back the school is on for some reason. Even though its no longer in any kind of use.


InuGhost

I'll bring the blankets infected with Pox.


KnewItWouldHappen

I'll bring the attempted genocide of him and everyone he knows, which will fail, and then force him to live on these particular plots of land and refuse to give him any basic rights


hornycactus05

And make their child speak some foreign language in a confined school like prisoner setting, and torture them if they speak even a single word from their language.


A-Human-potato

I'll bring the keys to his new tiny shack that he has to live in (actually scratch that he doesn't need a lock he can tough it out)


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thisn--gaoverhere

I’ll provide the cripplingly and openly corrupt leadership for his new shack


XoXSmotpokerXoX

dont forget to abduct the children and teach them a new culture and god at gunpoint like we did in the 30s


WUT_productions

More like this years 1867-1996.


steamersmith

I'll bring the former guy to spread VD.


louman84

Just bring a jar of covid air taken from a local hospital. It’s very likely the guy isn’t vaccinated.


duzins

The replies here would make a damn fine country song.


WesleySnopes

Maybe he can buy his stuff back from the pawn shop


November50923

Yeah. Billy clubs and a some tasers should do it.


NoUkeepPounding

By this logic, if someone were to beat his ass and take their wallet it would not be stealing but getting conquered fair and square.


DarthSinistris

Literally said this to a friend a couple of years ago, he came back with, "man stfu that's not the same".


Nihilikara

You sure he's a friend?


sagan_drinks_cosmos

Tell him he is a Stalinist. "One punch in the face is a tragedy; a million punches in the face a statistic."


T0tallyGnarGnar

I love that quote so much. Atrocities on a massive scale become incomprehensible, whilst murdering one person can make someone irredeemable. And if theres anyone who knows about mass atrocities, its big Joe S


gabedc

The idea is fairly old and refers to how people process harm, not really an evil perspective on opportunity, also [it doesn’t seem there’s evidence for Stalin having said that](https://quoteinvestigator.com/2010/05/21/death-statistic/)


Diiiiirty

"They can ttry and I'll shoot them with my collection of 200 pistols, 100 long guns, and 45 assault rifles!" This level of delusion would think that if he got robbed, it's because he didn't have enough firepower.


notfromchicago

And probably more likely to get robbed for his guns. Or kill himself or a family member with them.


Pro_Yankee

Imagine spending thousands on guns for “defense” just to die in a car accident and your family giving your stockpile to the government to be destroyed


Syrazhe

I came to say this, thanks!


nr1988

I can imagine all sorts of shitty arguments this person could take but "they were conquered fair and square" is probably the worst one


Tarthor

I took your wallet after beating the shit out of after poisoning your food. How much you want for it?


thatirishguy0

So we should go take their house from them at gunpoint and make this same point?


dystopian_mermaid

That’s not the same thing!!! -him probably


RebelRoad

This complete douche, minimizing the utter atrocities that Natives experienced, is probably the type to call the police and demand prosecution if someone parks in his parking space.


sava-null

Yep, always the victim.


DarthChillvibes

As an American living in the Souther United States, I’ll say this: Native Americans shouldn’t have to live on reservations and it wasn’t fair for them have their land taken and their people removed from those lands.


ArtisanJagon

Cool so I can waltz onto this dudes property and just take it for myself then?


LA-Matt

Fair and square.


Chrisboi_da_Boi

Not sure how fair and square the colonists were playing


selloboy

What are you talking about? Those smallpox blankets were super fair!


HerrSchmitti

And most likely square!


addysol

Just to be real dicks I bet they were a narrow triangle shape


SnooWords9477

Fair and square, no takebacks, infinity times a thousand!


LA-Matt

Curses! Foiled again!


pinappleplants

You're not a murder victim you just couldn't defend yourself good enough


theNomad_Reddit

It's these same people who geniunely believe that if women didn't want to be raped, they'd just close their legs. Out of touch, smoothbrains.


oneeighthirish

"Well you know, people always want to try to make that as one of those things, well how do you, how do you slice this particularly tough sort of ethical question. First of all, from what I understand from doctors, that's really rare. If it's a legitimate rape, the female body has ways to try to shut that whole thing down. But let's assume that maybe that didn't work or something. I think there should be some punishment, but the punishment ought to be on the rapist and not attacking the child."


DarthSanity

Sad to say but most tribes weren’t conquered, at least in the US. They were offered money for their land (usually a pittance if what it was worth) and an annual stipend to live on a reservation (that usually got spent on alcohol). Tribes that rejected the offer were forcibly moved anyway. If they resisted they were put down. The entire state of Iowa was bought from the various warring tribes that lived here, as a measure of peace (the Ioway were the worst hit, having been mostly wiped out by the Sioux). The Ioway, Sac and Fox tribes moved to Oklahoma and the Sioux were given reservations in the Dakotas (see custers last stand and wounded knee to see how that played out). A group from the sac and fox tribes came back to their homeland - when confronted they literally cried that this was their home outside of Tama and they didn’t care about the money, they wanted to live here. The Iowa legislature voted to allow them to purchase their land (the Meskwaki settlement NOT reservation) using their govt subsidy - the only tribe in 100 years allowed to do so. They pretty much lived in squalor until the 1980s when the casino opened. They’re doing alright now, but their relatives back in OK not so much. I think they do send money back and remain members of the Sac and Fox tribes in good standing.


Confusedinportsmouth

I was just wondering the other day if any Sac and Fox natives were left. Thanks for the interesting read.


Chiefo104

Our tribe, in Northern California had 350 square kilometers. Then the gold rush hit and the land was just taken by miners and settlers. We were offered 70 acres on top of a mountain with no water. Then in the 50s talks we're going on to get at least some land back, then the feds made a lake and destroyed all past culture. We got about 500 acres now and a casino but 80% are in extreme poverty.


DarthSanity

The Mission Indians got especially screwed by California. If you’re familiar with the play Ramona, that was based on actual events that led to a Tulsa type massacre in Temecula (southern CA) In general most land grants and treaties signed by Spain and Mexico were declared null and void after CA became a state. Ask today’s liberal govt to fix the inequities and they just shrug and say “I thought we fixed all that” The US govt is starting to make amends - giving prairie lands back to the plains Indians as a trust. But there’s still a long way to go.


Chiefo104

Our people were really fucked by the Sonoma Mission. Taken as slaves and raped and murdered.


CFL_lightbulb

Democrat Party is centre-right wing. You guys don’t have a progressive party.


DarthSanity

Not a Democrat, or a Republican.


CFL_lightbulb

>today’s liberal government They’re not really liberal


Suedeegz

And then there’s some of the Seminoles...


ThundaBolt69

Our Sauk and Fox cousins in OK are doing just fine.


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paradoxical_topology

That's a really roundabout way of saying that they were conquered...


kittensmakemehappy08

Did this guy just say they weren't conquered, just bought off, forcibly removed, or killed? And also use the term "put down" like you would for a dog? Un-fucking-believable


happynargul

IT wAs stOlEn fAiR anD SqUaRe


POOTIS113

not defending anyone, just pointing that *technically* every modern country is on unlawfully taken land.


OldGrimmir

Guess I can go roll up in a tank and live in their house if I can conquer it fair and square


GastonBastardo

Anybody who uses the phrase "conquered fair and square" unironically has officially lost the right to cry foul if and when they get mugged IMO.


Gay_Diesel_Mechanic

In Yellowstone the native guy says something about their casinos. Something like: "casinos are like a river, it flows one way. If they want to take our land, fine. but we'll buy it back with their money."


Choice-Second-5587

This is as bad as the one I saw today where the lady said "the governor should be taking care of American citizens who were BORN HERE, not immigrants" referring to Natives and when everyone went ...r/holdup she declared that THEY MIGRATED here. And then posted screen shots where Google side they migrated here like 15k years ago and didn't seem to put *ANY* of what was being said to her together.


StunGod

I mean, maybe I'd like that guy's car. I'm sure if I go get it, it's mine fair and square.


Socialimbad1991

I betcha this guy would be real upset if the government took his land at gunpoint, though


detective-akechi-

may I remind everyone that a mass grave of 200+ First Nations children were found on the grounds of a residential school in Canada about a week ago. They were as young as 3 years old. First Nations people have had their entire identity stolen from them and their children murdered because they weren't white enough. Their land was stolen, and people who downplay what happened as "fair and square" really piss me off.


alwaysdistracted3

Just so we are all clear on this.... these people are allowed to vote.


kurisu7885

Not sure how "fair and square" it is when the invading force has explosive firepower.


thisn--gaoverhere

And bio weapons and broken treaties and agreements


Kalebtbacon

Just like if an alien species came by with death rays and shit, he would totally be fine since he was conquered fair and square


terapinrex

Someone should concur his house and car.


gergling

So he's saying I can go beat him up and take his house? Ma? Git ma shovel. I'm gettin' us a free house!


SizzleFrazz

So if I “conquer” his house by robbing it and pawning the jewellery, is that fair and square and it’s up to him to have to buy it all back?


The_River_Is_Still

I don’t think I’ve ever heard any rational person say ‘Conquered fair and square’ before in my life. Jesus. Let’s go out of a limb and say okay, sure. Out of all the conquering, this is one atrocious example.


QueenShnoogleberry

"Conquered fair and square" huh? So, my neighbors have nicer house than me. I can just go next door, slaughter their whole family and get a free house? (/s, obviously. Also, my neighbors are pretty cool. I'd never hurt them.)


183672467

But immigrants are stealing their jobs? interesting


Poknberry

By this logic if you can manage to steal anything from this person they're obligated to pay for it if they want it back.


mikerhoa

I fucking guarantee, *GUARANTEE*, you he supported the Bundy fuckwits during their crusade a few years ago. Amazing.


IdLikeToOptOut

So this person 1) thought this awful thing 2) believed that it was a thought worth sharing publicly


Gnosrat

Conservatives believe might makes right, so by definition literally everything is "fair and square" for no real reason. They might as well say "it happened, therefore it's good".


The_Corpse_Is_Alive

I've never heard "it was stolen from them fair and square" as an argument before


Indigo-Knights

Conquered after a plague nearly wiped out their entire civilization. We didn’t meet the natives at their peak, we met them after an apocalypse.


MrsPandaBear

I’m not sure how being conquered is “fair” in the acquisition of land. It’s basically theft.


NorthernDownSouth

I agree, but wouldn't this apply to practically every single piece of land in the world? Is there a single country where the inhabitants are natives, with no invasions ever? At what point is the line drawn between wrong and acceptable, is it based on how long ago the last invasion was?


Proangelos

Did the US buy their land from England? That's what I thought.


potato_nacho

“Yeah someone stole my phone :/“ “Why are you complaining? It was conquered fair and square.”


Truesnake

Elder races - Land belongs to all,keep it the way it is ,it provides for everybody. Europeans-Your land belongs to me or you can either fight me or buy it for me. Elder races -We’ll buy it from you. Europeans- Good,it belongs to you now untill my great grandchildren decide to ignore my rules and grab it from you again.


Dharma_code

WTF ! THESE PEOPLE CANT BE THIS STUPID MAN


egoliz

So he would be fine with this purchased land being "conquered" again then? What kind of logic does this dude run on? Why does purchasing mean anything if he supports violent conquering anyway?


trash332

Conquered fair and square. There’s some logic for ya.


adammj1987

Can we go conquer his house fair and square


O-Roses-O

“Rightfully conquered”?! What the fuck?? Clearly this person values no lives besides the privileged. This behavior is revolting.


buttegg

gonna conquer this guy’s kneecaps with a baseball bat


anti-unique_username

The fascist mind-set is very ugly.


orincoro

So... according to this logic they shouldn’t have bought it back, they should have just conquered it. Right?


albinosquirel

I hope that guy gets smallpox


FreakyFreeze

The Nazis conquered fair and square. And we selfishly took it away from them-this dingus


jedgica

So, we can conquer his lil patch of land if he owns one? This is as dumb as the time a guy told me that without colonization, I’d live in a tipi. Then, got angry when I said “So?”


Supafly22

r/iamatotalpieceofshit material


asavage1491

What idiots like this don't realize is that they are saying that one day if and when America's legions fail any foreign power can come and defeat Americans in a few military excursions and then they too can tell americans, "no we conquered you. This is ours now. You can go back to europ or whatever country you came from. You weren't here first." Yes I used some of immortal techniques ideas.


cultmemberf

So why did the conservatives want to rescue Kuwait during the Gulf War? They were conquered fair and square.


PurplePoisen13

God imagine walking into someone’s house, stabbing their children, stealing there TV, destroying the TV, and then selling it back to them. Gotta love Americans and them thinking this is perfect capitalism


Muddymireface

The irony is this guy is likely aggressively against immigration, yet this stealing native land is a-okay.


Wintermute815

Save that comment. March to that dude's house. Kill his family and throw his ass on the street. Conquered fair and square bitch.


Swag_Paladin21

>They were conquered fair and square. I'm pretty sure there's nothing "fair" about conquering whole groups of people.


Old-Man-Henderson

Conquest, unequal treaties, and deception is how every country ultimately gained their territories and established their borders. It sucks and it is brutal but is it the way of the world.


complexpriestesss

Lol i bet they call changing white comic book characters into a different race in superhero movies “white genocode”


Rosebunse

And then get mad when Sam Wilson gets the shield, but Punisher getting the War Machine armor is fine and dandy!


Switzerdude

Soooo robbing someone constitutes “fair and square” in conservative circles now? I don’t think that’s been fully thought through…


DrMDQ

Robbery is fine as long as it’s fair and square. But taxation is theft, and that’s wrong. Sorry if you’re confused, I don’t make the rules


LA-Matt

As long as you remember the cardinal rule: when it’s “me” it’s ok.


Wordofadviceeatfood

“Rightfully stolen”


Lurdanjo

The crap liberals spin, like that people shouldn't be conquered? Outright admitting that their position has nothing to do with what's right.


DonSamB

Controversial opinion as a Native: we should move on and stop living in the past. Make best with what we have and stop living in the perpetual state of being a victim. Laws placing us as different than the avarage citizen with different laws and regulations just further exacerbates the social problems North American indigenous societies have. Also, most of us dont want a pity party by so called "sensible people" every time they meet one of us, just treat us nornally


buttegg

Another Native opinion: This is a rather privileged stance. I mean yeah, treat us normally for fuck’s sake, but the systemic problems that exist in our communities can’t be ignored. The poorest communities in the US and Canada are on and around tribal jurisdictions and are often extremely isolated. Not everybody has the ability to “pull themselves up by their bootstraps” or whatever. That doesn’t make you a perpetual victim. It just means the system needs to change. Of course, there’s so much more to being Native than genocide, and it shouldn’t define us (and I find it annoying that non-Natives have to bring it up every single time the discussion revolves around Native people because we are so much more than some dopey tragic archetype). It just can’t be denied that it has made things a lot harder for a lot of people currently.


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reddirtanddiamonds

Why are you being downvoted? You are 100% accurate.


GREENWOLF1337

Both of those are incorrect. Let me explain There wasn't really much in the way of law protecting the natives when their land was initially seized. However, they didn't deserve that, and they CERTAINLY didn't deserve how they were treated


creamyg0odne55

What a golden phrase. Gonna get *conquered fair and square* tattooed.


DrMDQ

Perfect tramp stamp material


SellQuick

Bet that dude would not feel the same way if he was the one being conquered fair and square.


HillInTheDistance

I don't get people like that. I can understand stealing shit. I can understand being proud of ones ability to steal shit. After all, it can be taxing, risky, and difficult. But I can't understand thinking that it can be "fair and square".


YoungDiscord

Does this mean I can break into his home shoot him kick him out and claim his property "fair and square"?


0jib

"They were robbed and murdered fair and square"


Altair13Sirio

Tell me you're completely blinded by capitalism without telling me you're completely blinded by capitalism.


Akhanyatin

I love the fact that conquest can be fair and square. It's a great mindset. Is this Jesus' love that they so often talk about?


Adron_the_Survivor_2

Fair and square? Bows and spears against rifles?


GoredonTheDestroyer

And smallpox! Don't forget smallpox!


AnxiousHumanBeing

Sweet, so i can steal this guy's car at gun point and i get a free car because i conquered it "fair and square" AND i get to demand he buys his car from me if he wants it back ? Let me guess, he's think "that's not the same at all." because suddenly it puts him in the shoes of the person whose property is take away.


probablynotmine

“I hereby declare your house fair and square conquered. You can now live in your barn. If you want it, you have to buy it back from me”


Devrol

I'm getting my shit together to conquer red's land. Who's with me?


a_p_a_t_h_e_t_i_c

"They were conquered, fair and square" excuse me but how is being conquered fair?


BlessedBigIron

So if I break into someone's house, beat the shit out of them and their family that house is mine now right?