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dr137

Happy Birthday in advance. Nothing to ask, just wishing you health and happiness in life. Take care.


mined_it

Haha thank you.


-1Mbps

Happy birthday yo


schizo_senpai

Happy birthday. We're about the same age. * What are your favorite pastimes? * Are you looking forward to your 30s? * Do you get enough sleep?


mined_it

I don't get enough sleep. I sing, play football and badminton and watch Premier League on weekends. And yeah, I waste a lot of time on social media. Life feels like a rush so I'd be glad if time moves slower and I turn 30 slower haha.


addictedtocontext

Invest in a good mattress. Invest energy in getting more and better sleep. Will make a big difference by the time you're 39.


Aaryan24shah

> watch Premier League favourite team?


mined_it

Liverpool


Don_corleone10

Effin scousers


mined_it

😎


schizo_senpai

Cool interests. Everyone just says video games and books lol. What do you sing?


Gerald-Eazy

Which club do you support? I support United (we're shit ik)


Gerald-Eazy

wait you guys thought I was talking about Manchester Reds? No. I support Newcastle United. We're gonna win the league in 2027. Toon! Toon! Black and White Army! /s


briik69

Had to check the name of the sub


ajaysassoc

r/soccercirclejerk vibes?


Praful_Raya

Same 🥹


emotionsforsale

F


akash80e

Same 🫡


leomatey

what shit, think ETH at the wheel man, MAN United are BACK _rubs palms ferociously_


emotionsforsale

F


penguin_chacha

Same. Might have to slyly start lying that I meant West ham United everytime I said i support utd


Extreme-Rooster-868

I was never active in my Teens but now want to start playing a sport. Scared that I'll suck. How did you start? And any advice for me?


FuckTheFruitFly

Kaccha kis company ka pehente ho? Kis style ka Kaccha pehente ho? Kitni baar change karte ho? Kitne kacche hai tumhare pass? Kis detergent se dhote ho? Haath se dhote ho ya machine me? Kaccha tells so much about a person, I hope I get to know you a lil better.


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randomguy3993

Sooo.. dollar underwear


Own_Historian_7009

Rupa k phenta hoga isliye reply nai diya


FuckTheFruitFly

Sad. But who knows, shayad kaccha hi naa pehenta ho?


mined_it

My man right here.


hydrosalad

Toh Rupa kya pehnegi?


parrmindersingh

Always invest in good quality underwears. Damensch and jockey boxers were a game changer for me


celsivaii

Dude you gotta try Fruit of the Loom. Never getting Jockey again after I discovered this and Damensch.


FuckTheFruitFly

How do I get authentic Fruit of the loom clothing in India? Google shows me it's an US brand, and the amazon reviews are like 2.5-3 something.


celsivaii

I got them from Amazon. Black color. Idk if it's authentic, but amazing quality. [Here's the one I got](https://amzn.eu/d/85SbZvJ)


FuckTheFruitFly

Mate can you edit your comment and link the product page if possible? I'm gonna trust you and order one but there are fluctuating ratings.


celsivaii

Done.


FuckTheFruitFly

Thanks!


Longjumping_Baker684

do you feel old👀? How is this stage of your life different from teenage and early 20s? I am 19, and I am absolutely scared of growing any further😣


chai-means-tea

Not OP, but I’m currently 33. Life felt so much more relaxed after 30s. You wont care much about what others are doing and thinking. No tests, exams, studying etc etc. I hated my teens because of these pressures in life. Only thing you might notice is lesser energy and you cant eat junk food too much without it affecting weight and health.


penguin_chacha

Life gets better and better atleast till your mid 20s. After that idk


mined_it

I feel like I'm running out of time haha.


maestro1002

i'm 20. i know it gets worse but do you ever find a purpose?


mined_it

I'm still trying to figure out. One thing I've realized is that most others are also in this phase. It's okay to be like that.


badboyx123

Not OP. I'm 27 and I feel that we live just once. Once we die, the self ends. Whatever we may imagine in various religions, the concept of self ends. We may exist as energy or as part of some greater entity or divided into lesser entities. As such, we should strive to extend life. By ensuring that we have a long life and procreating so that life continues on. That is one purpose. Improvement in the standard of living. Apart from that, I see trying to live the version of life we are most comfortable with. Experiencing all that we can and being at peace with one's self.


Batwoman_2017

Are you feeling FOMO when you see other people having kids?


mined_it

No. I miss being in love though.


Proper_Artichoke7865

What is love?


Avneesh_yadav

https://youtu.be/HEXWRTEbj1I


pratyd

Baby don't hurt me


Opposite-Weird-5653

Sex many how till now? Send bob pics if available.


Aggressive-Morning11

Fir vhi sex sux ki baatein


randomguy3993

Ab to aadat si hai mujhko aise jeenemeeeeee


tadxb

He hee eee ooo oooo ooo


mined_it

Of all the questions, seriously?


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I support my brother. Send bobs


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Acrobatic-Stand-6268

We don't mind. Bob is Bob.


Jonathan__Wick

I dont think op can send bob, How 'bout I send bob the builder over?


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Its ama you should either respect all questions


earthymalt

Well tbf, this sub is the Capital of the Bobiverse.


Jonathan__Wick

He's trolling


mined_it

Yaar don't down vote me today. It's my birthday haha


I_like_maggi

What advice would you give to others who are just getting into their twenties? What good habits pay off in the long run?


mined_it

- Workout, keep your body in shape. It gets harder to start getting back to shape with age. - Start investing. Grow your money. - Be kinder to others but be even more kinder to yourself. Do whatever the fuck you want, it's your life. Just make sure that others don't get hurt. - Make vacations (2 week at least) part of your life. Switch off from your work and travel for at least 2 continuous weeks a year. - Don't fall in love because you're lonely. Hook up if you're lonely but don't fall for some person just because you're lonely. - Improve on your personal hygiene. Keep your room organized, ALL THE TIME. - Take all the fucking risks you can afford to take.


ok_sad

I will be turning 23 this year. I will follow this trend till i turn 29 and come back to tell you how i feel. RemindMe! 6 years


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9sicario

Happy birthday man :) Thank you go the tips.


monica_omydarling

Two weeks continuous vacation and hook up seems impossible.


maskedman999

You are indian and you are telling me to hook up??


bholaBalak

World looks different for non ugly people


Mistlefoe

I see hookups happening all around.


Objective_Sand_8769

God. So depressing all these comments. Happy birthday though! Invest now, don’t feel bad if you couldn’t until now. Be bold now and don’t stress about the targets you’ve set for yourself. All in all, more important to be happy about where you are and always aspire to be happier. We all learn as we go. Buy yourself flowers tomorrow! The ones you’ve always liked. Eat your favourite cake. And better if you have company to share all this with. Always reach out to people who probably don’t reach out themselves. Make someone else feel better on your own birthday. The last one will always leave you happier.


maddy2011

Happy birthday in advance bro. I don't have much to ask but I have a lot to ask. I don't know how to put that out lol.


hazeran812

Advance happy birthday!!! From someone who's turning 26 tomorrow


mined_it

Happy birthday


conarDsilva

How many kids, uncle?


sadglitterbomb

Any life changing epiphanies during the past decade?


mined_it

Realised that life oscillates between "I'm not as good a person I think I'm" and "I'm not as bad a person I think I'm". It took a lot of therapy and self reflection.


schizo_senpai

Do you think people can change who they are as a person?


mined_it

They can. You'd feel like you're pretending for a long time but eventually you'll evolve.


WateredFire

Do you experience back pain?


mined_it

Sometimes after football, yes. After SnC at cult, yes. Otherwise no. More like cramps from over exertion.


blazincannons

Any bad experience with cult?


Someonesometh1ng

If you suck your own dick, is it a bj or masturbation?


mined_it

It's a medical miracle.


DA-K

Do an AMA when you turn 50. 30s ain't even close to old. Other than that, welcome to the 30s! Enjoy your responsibilities and try to take it easy. Happy birthday in advance!


Goonerman420

What's the big deal about 29. 29 is the most uneventful of the 20s honestly But congrats on not being a part of the 27 club. That whole year was a fucking nightmare


wealthybigpenis42069

27 club has a whole different meaning in rock and roll lmao


Goonerman420

That's what I was talking about?


wealthybigpenis42069

oh yeah sorry lmao I am stupid, my train of thought went in totally different direction


mined_it

Off topic - do you think Jesus would score >20 this season?


saeedthwalhath

So you are a delusion Arsenal fan like me?


mined_it

Nah. I'm a Liverpool supporter. His username sounded like "Gunner", hence.


TheRadiantAxe

Uhh... I think he died about two thousand years ago.


Proper_Artichoke7865

Gabriel Jesus, Arsenal striker.


Cymbalin

How much masturbation is too much?


mined_it

Umm, if you can't get it up even when you're with someone who you're really in love with, then you're masturbating too much or watching too much porn.


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mined_it

True that.


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mined_it

Not a question you should ask your dad. :)


penguin_chacha

Or probably the most imp question you can ask your 'dad'


saeedthwalhath

Is sex better than masturbation in you opinion?


Akashk9

Kya ukhad liya?/s


dropdeaddumbskull

What advice would you give yourself from 10 years ago


dropdeaddumbskull

Happy birthday op 🎂


mined_it

Be less cautious.


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KeanuReevesDupe

Your CTC ?


mined_it

30


dhisbx

Would you be willing to lend some random guy on the internet 60k so he can buy a budget gaming laptop?


mined_it

No.


trustmebru

Do you have 60k?


mined_it

Yes.


Select_Passenger_310

Sir, what have been your achievements so far that you're proud of? And what do you plan on achieving in the next 29 years?


mined_it

I did very well (almost state topper types) in competitive exams as a kid but honestly, staying alive and functional despite the depression probably tops the list. By end of next 10 years, I need to figure out the end game - land myself in a job that makes me look forward to Mondays, travel more and be financially independent so that working a day job becomes a choice.


Select_Passenger_310

If you had to give your younger self some advice, what would it be?


mined_it

Invest better. And be bolder in every aspect of life.


ashwinGattani

This


SurroundRemarkable

I'm imprinting the second half right into my mind.


No-Marzipan-1329

29 - that’s a good age to think about existential crisis and extra marital affairs.


doAnkhenBaraHaath

What's your dream ?


mined_it

Financial independence I guess.


Alerdime

Happy birthday first of all, idk who are you but i wish you all the best for upcoming life, truly. My questions: 1. What actually matters at this point in life? is it money, status or good relationship with friends/family? 2. What change will you make if you'd get a chance to go back in life in your 20s


mined_it

1. Mental health matters the most. 2. Try to be bolder.


ConcernedTickly

Are you happy most days?


mined_it

Nope. The opposite


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happy birthday, OP! hope you have a day full of love, laughter and light. and ofc a ton of cake. x


bubbling_under

Ladki ka baap: Accha beta...kitna kama lete ho ? Lol


mined_it

Enough to live I guess


Dark_2Dragon

Happy Birthday


mined_it

Thanks!


bangthetank

Happy birthday


winstonpartell

gender, caste, location


Axerin

Aadhar number ?


Xprince007

Start working on your body and eat healthy if you won’t. Btw hbd 🎁


ThisUsernameisneww

Happy Birthday 🎉 I'll be 27 soon, and while I'm not doing very bad myself, upon looking at younger people who are big achievers, I can't help but feel like a failure. Have you had a similar experience? Or are you one of those achievers?


mined_it

I feel like a failure too. And that's despite being full aware that however well I do in life, there will be people doing better than me. I think it's the way we're brought up - it's hard to not compare ourselves with others.


Curious_Soul_2022

Happy birthday, brother, soon you would be joining the 30-plus club. It's good to see that you play sports, keep it up. Fitness helps a lot as we age, keep the physical activity the way it is. Wishing you good health and peace. Stay strong!!!


vivxik

Keep yourself healthy and fit. Grow old gracefully. Best wishes for birthday! 🌻✨


EnvironmentalData243

Do you have any regrets? Things that you wished had done when you were in your early 20s?


mined_it

I wish I was more carefree and open and bolder.


weirdthoughts247

Happy birthday. Would you say that you are in the best phase of your life, so far atleast?


mined_it

Umm no. That was under grad.


Neil01111

Do you plan to be childfree? If not, have you ever considered about it?


mined_it

Child free so far. Going to stay child free unless I start living with a partner who's hell bent on having a child. I personally don't think the world is what a baby should go through. And more importantly, I don't want to put a person through the child birth process. Gross, risky and extremely painful.


Creampied_Piper

Have you tired anal sex?


mined_it

No. Kind of find it gross. No judgements though.


Substantial_Owl_5056

Are you currently unemployed?


LeftTilty

Happy birthday in advance!! How are you planning on farewelling your 20s?


PAASHA95

Man that's so much like me. Its not like i don't have friends but i don't feel like celebrating as such.


Goonerman420

25 g+ a easy imo


Disastrous-Tax5423

What did u mine


After-Adeptness4608

What interesting places have you travelled?


TheLostPumpkin404

Happy birthday to us! 🍰


Sunapr1

Any One thing which is the source of your happiness :) if you would like to share


SmallTangerine9535

Happy birthday to you. Wishing you happiness. What are few things are you looking forward in your next decade?


Sunapr1

I am turning 27 next moment. What you would like me to do asap in the next two years


mined_it

Start working out


ConcernedTickly

Do you feel like you have your life together?


Thisconnected

Satisfied with your career trajectory by now. Tell more about it


EglanAiluros

What are your dreams and aspirations? What do you look forward to the most about your thirties, fourties and fifties ? Which was the best year you have had and why? And what would you miss about your twenties ? This is way too many questions but I'm way too curious.I'm sorry tho


mined_it

- Better mental health and financial independence. - More travel. And more people. - 4 years at my UG were the best time of my life tbh - Being lean-er. I gained 18kgs during COVID and have been able to lose only half of that.


EglanAiluros

Happy Birthday OP!!!! I hope you have a great year ahead


PiyushPrakash

Credit card details please


NotAtheorist

As a man in his 31, mid life crisis is 1 year away.


hemlock399

The most impactful film you've ever seen?


mined_it

Manchester by the sea.


Acrobatic-Stand-6268

What advice would you give to a 20 year old like me?


iJ1001

How much do you make roughly? Are you satisfied with it? How much must a person be making at 30 ideally according to you?


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batman_goku

How many real friends you have?


ayush565

Happy birthday! Enjoy a lot and have a healthy and peaceful life for the coming years


geniusandy87

What's your name bruh?


foodisspicy11

Happy birthday!


ace8995

Here's something basic (unlike the sex questions), what do you do for a living?


Iamt1aa

Not everything has to be about you.


iam3rain

Hi OP, turning 25 tomorrow here. Did reaching that no. suck for you?


SARCASTIC__FELLA

What are ur plans abt dating in ur 30s ?


InterestingAmbition2

Happy birthday in advance, hope every year hereon becomes better and brighter for you. My question is; do you have back pain? 🫢


SomeAssumption2909

1.How religious are you? 2.A celebrity you cant stand 3.Your opinion on Modi.


mined_it

1. I'm an atheist but I don't have a problem with people being religious. 2. Not such a follower of pop culture but any judge in any reality show anywhere in this country 3. I'm a communist.


Blazegamer9

What's the biggest hurdle you have come across in your late twenties and how did you overcome it?


Worldly_Wrangler_708

Want to join a cult?


mined_it

Not if there are no weekend orgies and naked Thursdays.


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How to stop being jealous? Btw I'm 17


mined_it

I think with time you will reach there. Be kind to yourself.


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mined_it

Nah. I don't either. I don't see any difference between me and college going folks in terms of maturity. I think they're better human beings.


foxtrot_92

Happy birthday in advance. I’m turning 30 in about a month. Enjoy the last year you get to call yourself 20-something. I feel ancient already.


lifeversace

At 29, how many pigeons do you think you'd be able to carry with you on a sunny day without anyone noticing?