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Chanu's photo is appropriately sized for a silver medalist. Modi ji, of course, won the gold medal and hence got the bigger billing.

Chanu's photo is appropriately sized for a silver medalist. Modi ji, of course, won the gold medal and hence got the bigger billing.

Accomplished_Pie1

Indian politicians have such small dick energy... ...like you did not sell enough chai's and you suck at your current job....so what do you do ? take away the spotlight from an athlete.


Salty_Play

I have to ask, kill me, tho. But is it... Small "dick-energy" cuz that'll comply to insufficient amount of "dick-energy" or Is it "small-dick" energy? Cuz that'll comply to the physical domain of dick structure which is "small"? Edit: what in the fuck did I just asked... ...


paul_kagame

Dick-energy is when you flop your flaccid penis around like a windmill, then convert the angular momentum to electric energy. It is the newest form of renewable energy. Some say that with the number of surplus males we have, India can produce 500 terawatts per hour of dick-energy, all with 0 carbon emission! I am a true nationalist. I sacrifice myself for my country. My 25cm flingy thingy can't fit inside any woman anyway, so I use it to generate electricity so that my fellow citizens can turn the lights on during sex.


Fight_4ever

I am switching off the lights now. So that at least I stop imagining this terrible idea while having sex


njsam

Get this man a job and he’ll really make India a superpower


sicaniv

Thats how India got its PM.


sut88

Can you also use it to 'shuck' oxygen from air?


dart17051975

Get this man a shield


MoonRune2563

I've always understood it as "small-dick" energy. I think it exists because usually men are really insecure if they have small dicks so they try compensating by doing random stuff like, in this case, having a bigger pic even tho u didn't do anything.


hunt_94

I don't understand those people, I'm not insecure with my 2 incher


BasedKhatri

Women moan with one finger but my 4 inches not enough?


Intelligent_Scheme89

It's already too much. Big pp just looks good in porn not in real life cause it hurts


mikey_7869

Unpopular opinion : using small dick as an insult is sexist. One doesn’t need to have a small dick to be an asshole.


thegodfather0504

Toxic masculinity, yes. Sexist af.


peelen

But it’s small dick energy. It’s not about the size of your body part, it’s about the vibe.


Metalpriestl33t

This comment is giving me big PP energy vibes. 🌝


Lachimolala_yoonji

Dick energy is not the constant here. Different sized dicks have different energy that cannot be compared as "big" or "small" in layman's terms. "Small-dick" energy is the energy when a person with insecurities try to cover it up by stooping low. "Big-dick" energy can be said as being kind, wholesome, helpful and generally big hearted. So they're not a greater than or lesser than thing. They're more of adjectives to describe people Yeah... Felt like writing an essay after a long time


UsedCustomer

Big ass-car


AXE555

Same question I've been pondering. What is _______dick energy? Is it big or small? Or is it dick energy?


propagandu

Dick energy can neither be created nor destroyed. Only converted from small dick to big dick or vice versa, irrespective of the size of the dick.


Puzzleheaded_Toe1835

Law of conservation of dick energy, i see.


PrudenceRoguish

Accha ek baat batao. Yaha modi ka photo daalne ka matlab kya hai?


dart17051975

I don't know ask Kejriwal, He specializes in this field.


vyperklan

It's Modi. He is in his own league. Don't generalise.


frzx1

If only he knew that 15% bigger photoshopped pictures on the billboards are not an alternate of absolute lack of substance.


Accomplished_Pie1

lack of substance is why he chose not to marry. He was told that too many times


iamscr1pty

Ooh thats a cold one


Paree264

Modiji trained her , apart from fighting crocodiles nd selling teas Modiji also dabbled as a weighlifter nd a trainer now 🤷‍♂️ .Bc PM manga tha ,Kim kardashian kha male version mil gaya ..


beer-feet

I lost it at Kim Kardashian ka male version 🤣


Phantomkiller03

And strict mango diet


chocolatecarpet

Oh you forgot the mushroom diet


0R_C0

Mangosucker!


dipsy9

Don't even compare this ahole with Kim at least she is watchable. This man is pukeworthy


Paree264

Ahhh , but they do have something in common .One is known for her 🍑, nd the other is an 🐴 .Hence Valid comparison ✔️


colloquialprism

Nice one


Lakshman_98

Kim k male version LOL bro 🤣


3l_n00b

Modi > Rajinikanth+Chuck Norris


cinephile46

Bet he will win Longest beard competition in next Olympics.


Altruistic_Sky1866

Alas there is no contest for telling lies


Uncorrupted_Psyker

Mental gymnastics contest must surely be established.


Kemosahbe

swear to God he's becoming the picture perfect American Santa Claus wtf


i2kp2

Hi I'm Johnny Knoxville and this is Bad Santa. *whips out 56 incher*


malai_llama

His beard grows with the number of lies


kar-98

This should be among top comments.


DaniellePenhallow

But only a few microscopic millimetres each time, which is why he tries to grow it out as fast as possible


busterpkeaton

I doubt that. So far he's only won prizes that he handed out himself.


ethnotechno

It's infuriating to see this ahole plastered every fricking where


ManujChaturvedi

Ikr I can't even look at my vaccine certificate without getting triggered by his stupid beard.


r4nchy

omg you are so right, his artificial smile infuriates me


Fight_4ever

I wrote a long reply to state how much I agree with you guys and on my disapproval of central govts handling of the situation. Then deleted it fearing for my life. Remembering pegasus.


Daggy1234

Inb4 for population control Modiji puts his face on condoms


psychosoul_

“aayega toh modi hi”


asuravirochana

XD "modiji ne kiya hai"


psychosoul_

“humne aisa sankat naa pehle kabhi dekha hai aur na hi suna hai”


mubeen9

They have removed all images from petrol stations. So far reason is that people have been calling a lot of awful curse words after seeing his image there


gorosey837allmtr

Marketing maniac. Marketing is the first priority above everything else. Such a shame.


Accomplished_Pie1

Hitler was like that...most tyrants were like that. All about them


Altruistic_Sky1866

The actual athlete photo not clearly visible


nograduation

Yes., its actually Narendra's every week mann ki baat, athelte won the gold. Here the seminar is to praise narendra on how he was able to push the limits of athlete to win this medal., to be honest it was great feeling for narendra to make this win medal., without narendra all the athletes would not have gone to japan.,. i'm not drunk but can't praise narendra for this achievement..,


Altruistic_Sky1866

Waa Modi ji Waa


vitviki

It's so fucking annoying to see this shitface plastered everywhere. I am pretty sure he's aiming to have his face on currency notes too.


Mekurilabhar

U betcha


Rc202402

Economy aur kitna niche giraoge?


raks1991

He won a gold medal in fooling people, please give some respect.


Salty_Play

*"cum tribute"* in-coming.....


iamscr1pty

Perfect example of, " jaha soch wahan souchalay"


r4nchy

good one


whydoieven_1

at this point, I feel ashamed to complain about things that Modi or BJP does. they are just catering to the wishes of their voter bank. I saw a couple of days back that a Bihar based sculptor is selling money banks of Modi with the text "the best PM in the world" written on it. I mean, to those people, all that matters is Modi and BJP can keep 'Musaalmaans' in their place. BJP sowed this minority hate and are now just reaping the benefits. Photo-ops like these are essential to keep this hate-pride cycle of bull shit going on. What is funny is that it is not even original, what the BJP is doing. Replace Muslims with Jews and Modi with you know who.


ManujChaturvedi

Why tf is he even there?!


Salty_Play

By "he" You mean every single motherfucking politician there or just that bearded bitch on the poster


ManujChaturvedi

Now that you mention it, yes.


Kemosahbe

why ? because under his leadership he made India shine....


thegodfather0504

Chamchagiri. The person who got it printed is one of the many chaatu chamchas trying to please their daddy.


I-Piss-Excellence

I try not to hate anyone . It’s toxic , it’s negative . But I give up on this Chutiya . What a dick


sm217

# Big Brother is watching


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asuravirochana

I don't like his face lol looks like a bulldog in heat.


deboo117

I also love how her coach is out of the frame


swagyolojesus4201

Modi hai to mumkin hai


Justaphysicsgeek

Anti national poster ! Photo of Anti-national Athlete who didn't do anything to get the medal, modiji blessed her with his powers so that she could win the medals ! /s


kdy420

What a fucking joke... all the signs were there but I really didnt think they would go full cult of personality. Especially since he already has the voter pull, there is no need to do this.


nad11111

its seriously irritating now to see this gobarchap pm photo everywhere....i dont know why bhakts and bjp jokers gets orgasm everytime seeing his pic ***😂***


Babajikumar

In chutiyon ka tom cruise hai ye :)


stocktraderdog

If megalomania was an Olympic sport, Modi would win the gold medal.


No_Particular_5033

They will probably design a special one just for him.


bikunoob

Now mirzapur doesn't seem fictional.


kadan5

I would pay for a service/browser extension to blur or replace the incompetent fool in everything I read.


awkward2amazing

PM above all... ^(we all know it).


Babajikumar

Pak gaya hoon ye jhantu ki shakal dekh dekh ke.


cosmic_dust09

Publicity craving maniac


karenluvzjesus

Politicians pics shouldn't be their in the first place, wheather they are big or small.


jason9lives

All good in India: Modi bhagwan; all bad in India: anti-national rakshasa


AutarchOfReddit

... and, also the bigger beard!


HuckleberryThick9372

I don't know why people were thinking modi for chanu's win. Did he train her? Did he give birth to her? Did he provide her with the opportunities? Did he made India a participant in Olympics? Did he found India so that we could participate in Olympics as a nation? why, WHY??


patriots_blood

"✓Option 6: All of the above" . . /s


AbhilashHP

Putting the leader's photo on every little thing. I've literally only seen this in countries ruled by dictators.


hgwellsrf

Just waiting for the day to come when we Indians will no longer be subjected to watch this torturous face plastered everywhere in this country. Shakal bhi dhang ka hota toh chalta.


punsnjabs

General Aladeen wants his face Aladeened all over every single Aladeen in existence.


classic_chai_hater

Modi Ji is at the top of the leaderboard on the number of people who died during his regime, followed by Stalin and Hitler.


r4nchy

Why is he even there ? Gold medalist h ye to bta rhe sabko lekin bss desh ko gumraah krne k Gold medal milna chahiye kuch rhe na rhe, iska photo jarur milega


satadeep12

डियर मोदीजी, Hypocrisy की सीमा पार हो चुकी है अभी ।


Not-your-potato

Didn’t we all expect it?! He will always be there to take credit. And covid case is rising again, and we will rarely see him again.


Samsafar

Such wicked propaganda. Modi has no shame.


B99fanboy

Damn


GhoshProtocol

Lmao I got [down voted] (https://www.reddit.com/r/india/comments/os5qv9/mirabai_chanu_could_get_gold_at_tokyo_olympics/h6mu1tt) last week when I joked about the same thing.


sexy-melon

No other countries prime minister does this except maybe some dictators. People need to start drawing dicks on his photos and make it look like he is giving blowjobs.


nyuphonewhodis

[Source](https://twitter.com/baxiabhishek/status/1419999554896687106?s=20)


argav304

"Wah Modiji, Wah"


Failg123

These People who have nothing to do with her success getting publicity.


PalmBreezy

Lol suck my dick modi


oceanside_790

What do we learn from this, never elect a religiously motivated party.


newinvestor0908

This is what peak propaganda looks like. When you just show one guys pic everywhere, uneducated people will remember and vote for the symbol and person


shlok_paatni

He is definitely overcompensating for something


NightmareOfFascists

There is an rumour that AndhBhakts are complaining against Olympics for not giving a Diamond medal to Dictator Prime Moron Movid with Movid Movid Movid engraved in it just like how Dictator Movid likes to wear his designer suits.


trojonx2

Her photo was photoshopped in a template they made b4hand. This isn't the custom poster for this event. The size of the photo is small to save money.


dasnaba

I am sure modiji was personally present at the shop where the poster was printed. Grow up. Yes, the poster is wrong and there is someone responsible but its not fucking narendra modi everytime


asim_siddiqui

Go to Pakistan if you have a problem with Modi jee.


fullmetalpower

she is already back? don't they get to travel Japan?


Unsung_Pizza_Box

That beard guy will travel instead of her


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asuravirochana

This is embarrassing tbh.


muxn369

yaar din khrab krva deto ho is bnde ki tatti shkl har bar dikha dikha kr.


jungleboy_v2

What a shame.


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charsi-95

She does not care.


MaiMaiLord

How does that even remotely justify the PM’s photo being there? It’s not like the PM played a huge rule and was critical to her success.


rishabh1804

Why are we surprised, is the real question? Our beloved and most generous PM would send his photo to space instead of the Indian flag, wait he already did that.


rsa1

The PM played a very major role. When she was a little girl, her parents were going to marry her off early. Modiji came to their home, saw her lifting a 1 kg bag of rice and convinced her family to let her do weight lifting instead. She was struggling because she couldn't find enough weight plates. She prayed and mentioned Modiji's name thrice. Modiji appeared again, looked at some large rocks in front of her and went "*maine kaha patthar hai, benefit le sakte hain*" and asked her to use those rocks as weights to lift. He even calculated (a+b)^2 and gave her the extra 2ab to add to the weight. She was struggling in the Olympics, and Modiji remotely sent her the STREANH through the internet and that's how she could lift.


lund_fakir_fuck_you

respect out pm he is responsible for every success in country except failures


CriticalPower0X

Read her coach's interview he clearly mentions that if the sports ministry had not sent her to USA to train when India was in lockdown she might have not won. They spent more than one crore to get her trained in foreign facilities and keep her safe from covid, they do deserve some of the credit.


MaiMaiLord

Ohhh damn! I did not know Modi was the sports minister. I was under the impression he was the Prime Minister all along.


oceanside_790

Ch0de brain is small my friend.


MerchantsOfMisery

Why do I get the feeling you're the type of person to drop this kind of dimwitted comment and then cowardly avoid every person in this thread who is calling you out?


Profitlocking

The guy from Squat University, would have got a simple thanks from her for working on her pain and inadequacies and making her ready. Moodyji here thinks he personally won it. Funny world.


World_peace_18

Khud koi medal nai Jeet sakte islie photo laga ke tasali kar rae hai


InterimNihilist

I'm surprised he didn't step on to the podium to receive the gold medal