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RepresentativeOk5427

The closest thing to a HOI4 gamer


Theworst_gamerYT

He's too skinny


Spyglass3

Hitler's Luigi


Realtor_3605

Hitler's #2 (when he's constipated after Operation Typhoon).


Antoine11Tom11

Der Poopenfuhrer


Kaesebrot321

*Waluigi


OttoVonJismarck

I was going to go with "Facist Tom Hanks". #VVILSON!!!


moneyboiman

A chicken farmer


PanzerKomadant

A failed chicken farmer


[deleted]

He said wrong answers only


Zealousideal_Sun_690

Just add "open minded" to the chicken farmer


LeeNTien

Cursed, not wrong.


a1kre1

The chicken man


Food735

The average redditor


kingbob123456

I don’t think the average Redditor is an electrician…


Food735

Well, I was visiting a reddit mod and he had a suit with lightning bolts on it, so he is an electrician right?


Enderman63

That is some shocking news...


Ulpian02

No he’s a chicken farmer


LeftEyedAsmodeus

Really cursed : Someone my great grandfather was crazily proud of shaking hands with.


PlsHelp4

OMG same!


BattedDeer55

real, my english teacher told me that her grandpa was close friends with speer


jorg2

Hoping that that grandpa was a prison guard lol


T1N7

Like before or after....the thing...?


BattedDeer55

idk, she just told me that he was, and on she’s also a descendant of robert e. lee 💀💀 it’s funny because she’s super chill and open minded, very accepting and loving of everyone


HarakiriBoy

I'm distant related to the general who begun with the "comfort women" in the japanese army and I don't feel good have a surname associated with this man, so I can understand her. Wanna make good deeds unlike persons before her.


[deleted]

During the thing, of course! /s


RoyalArmyBeserker

Speer wasn’t terrible. I mean yeah he was a fucking Nazi but dude was more or less an architect for 90% of the war


Non-Binaryisbs

Damn my grandfather shook your grandfathers hands?


khukharev

Shooking orgy, it seems


HarakiriBoy

I'm distant related to the general Okamura Yasuji, you can see him as a general in the game. But I'm not proud of what he did.


randomname560

Virgin "my ancestors dint do anything wrong! Dint happen + they deserved It!" vs Chad "yeah my ancestors were a bunch of dicks lmao"


HarakiriBoy

I can't bear to like a man who begun system of forced prostitution, any argument can't justify the suffering of young women.


TheContingencyMan

Same lmao


Sunsent_Samsparilla

Wait, what? Proud as in they liked him or proud as in they were happy they got to meet someone who was at the time important?


LeftEyedAsmodeus

Proud as in he liked him. My family has an extensive military history - my grandfather was the only one who wasn't willing to join the SS. He still was a German soldier, even before the start of WW2, but was target of disciplinary action in WW2 for treating jews as humans, pretty much. His father (the proud guy) even got in conflict with the US after the war for he didn't stop greeting people with Heil Hitler. He died when I was 7. Family history can be a bitch.


randomname560

My grandfather literally volunteered to go figth for Germany and im kinda Happy that some random soviet Chad put a bullet in his head


LeftEyedAsmodeus

We had like, really weird family gatherings in the 80s because Army Grandfather served with operation Todt later in the war and build fences for KZs, for example - while my fathers fathers father died in a KZ. Thats how we found out about the disciplinary action - it got much calmer after that. Idk how much guild my grandfather carried, but I know he never got into a healthy headspace. He woke up screaming about the Russians attacking til his death in 2006 Edit : my mum was born in 1960 so i am kinda happy he didn't die in the war.


wooshiesaurus

And my great grandfather would like to have this man dead, I think💀


LeftEyedAsmodeus

Don't worry, they are all dead now.


Mrsunshine20

To be honest, the real answer is cursed enough


merfinator

An agrarian socialist


RebelSnowStorm

My camp instructor


WillieBillie35

This is the best one yet


hugh-mungus21

Just some failed chicken farmer


PanzerKomadant

I was gonna say that but damn you. Take your angry upvote.


averaiden

You don't know? Obviously it's STRENG GEHEIM


Zodiak2

STRENG GEHEIM


Throw_away_gen_z

NO HOPE BUT THE NIGHTMARE UNDER THE BLACK SUN


BomberCrew3000

STRENG GEHEIM


Blimbbim

STRENG GEHEIM


higuinhu989y32y

A peaceful man


Accomplished_Bat420

My mom who is peaceful


wolfisone

Hitler's younger brother, Bdolph


Starvest_GameDev

Bdolph Shitler


Realtor_3605

The guy from Iron Sky Wehraboo HR Division who will recruit Wehraboo Stormtroopers to invade Earth so we, using our Nectaris Military Madness strategy knowledge, will have to do a preemptive strike on the Moon to avert a full scale invasion by space Girls und Panzers and assassinate him.


The_Praetorian379

Pyrionflax


Scrillops

The resemblance is uncanny


Death_Fairy

... Jesus Christ that's accurate. Did we ever find out what happened to Himmler after the war? Because I think you might be onto something here.


Shortleader01

emo pagan stupid glasses nazi man


[deleted]

best response


Shortleader01

Thank you.


FunkyOofMan

You aren’t wrong…


Mesa17

He is {STRENG GEHEIM}


Naraya_Suiryoku

The friend of my great grandpa who killed Hitler. Must have been a really good guy,


solid__sithcode1

I'm pretty sure your great grandpa ended up on the front page everywhere.


millxy

German Gandalf


VINNYRA4

Hitlers Beria


Immediate-capper

Benjamin Netanyahu *THIS STATEMENT IS NON POLITICAL*


LillyaMatsuo

too late youre going to Palestine now dont resist


Chocolate_Rage

Irony at its finest


JesusNotDiedForThis

He looks like someone who believes in astrology, viking gods and some funny consipary theories


Icy-Wolverine-7011

The founder of inceldom


Knut_Ist_Tot

My Argentinian uncle


KonoKiraYoshikage

Taboritsky


Zealousideal_Hat2567

Touch grass


TheMighty_Hood

Most tolerant redditor


Gloomy_Ad_2365

Isn't he Hirohito?????


Hitschler1220

Tbh I think they look quite familiar


el_apache2

Kfc ceo


USSRisQuitePoggers

Local electrician


0D_E_V0

Heimlich Maneuver


Kappaengo

Daddy 🥵🥵


kebabguy1

A peaceful person who likes Jews and Israel


Righter_Man

Herr Poopenfarten


the_real_puffduff

He's a professor at my university. Hello from Argentina!


tylerboyB

Crackhead archeologist


Finlandia1865

Me


ValuableImportance

Herr Poopenfarten


confused_sebas

Isn’t that the President of the United State of the Union of Soviet Democratic People’s Republic of North China, Adolf D. Roosevelt-Hapsburg?


Zealousideal_Sun_690

Excuse me, it's Adolf D. von Roosevelt-Habsburg Jr. the III. Watch your manners


my_dick_big_lick

every edgy 14 year old


Divine_Kazoo

Head of the K-ON fan club


4electricnomad

WALT DISNEY


WitherWasTaken

By the Conquering Lion of the Tribe of Judah, His Imperial Majesty Haile Selassie I, King of Kings, Lord of Lords, Elect of God


Crisps_not_chips

My wife's girlfriend


Themikester500

a chicken farmer


ActiveRaccoon4

Peak 40s fuckboy


EverySNistaken

Emperor Beefburrito


PetrusThePirate

Pyrion Flax


MuzcuYodazf

Caliph of abbasid caliphate


cleepboywonder

Average Stellaris player


Garudazeno

Discount Hitler


TapComprehensive3802

A human rights activist.


DeezNutzGoneGlobal

Giga chad


InventMyTory

Average hoi4 player


NippleTwister1

The most based man in history


YummyStyrofoamSnack

confusing him for someone else?


StickyTaping

the top g


motchmaster

Dr. Anthony Fauci


greejus3

Hühnerbauer


Microwaved_Deadbush

Richard


5549372729

Hitler’s fluffer.


--Cr1imsoN--

The final form of a Hitler simp


spacenerd4

A failed chicken farmer


Dabombaa

Albert Einstein


DukeRome

A failed chicken farmer after meeting the Fuhrer


somerandomguypart2

a camp councilor


Antigonos301

Big Chungus


Der_Preusse71

The original creator of Heinz ketchup.


SirMathl

A failed chicken farmer


mr_bugas

Edgy asslicker


Sabatonandhoi4

Hirohito?


Mohawk_Nightmare

Pest controller


gorbog1

The pope


JoeMarsh21

That’s my uncle Harry from argentina


SuperHavre95

Your humble and local chicken farmer


solid__sithcode1

An Asian Nazi fanatic who moved to Germany and became friends with Hitler.


ilyagovdik

The most liberal HOI4 fan


Expensive-Lie

Big chungus


Rangerbobox1

Some sort of rat man


MaryotiaPryderi

Emperor near-ohito


Lulhedeaded

I swear this is the guy who was running a käsespätzle restaurant in "Swiss town" Bariloche Argentina back in '71. I believe his name was Enrique Himlito. Very friendly fella', I left a big tip!


fitzroy1793

Hughey Long


HELPAHHHHHHHHH

an ice cream man


imbored606

Captain hans geering


LegendmCgen

That one guy at IT


StinkyJ4KE

My coworker Adrian


WingComprehensive171

The emperor of japan


NEETAristrocracy

Ruler of Burgundy in 1444


Austrian_Painter45

Hero of Germany


Mr_Tunafish

human rights activist


breadslayer6969

Poopenfarten SS


Maxi_We

Taboritsky


ScalierLemon2

Evil Colonel Sanders


Emotional-Phase-1000

Me


farbion

Henrick HMMLR


ShinigamiZero2

Best outsourcing manager.


PDXKatten

A failed chicken farmer if I remember correctly.


Matej004

He was friends with the guy who killed hitler but unfortunately died of ligma


TheFlyingSkyBison

A failed chicken farmer


silascomputer

My sugar daddy


Possibly-a_haker

Hitler's wacky sidekick


Pibabeluba

Older Jesus with a weird Haircut


ytkaaa

Average LoL or DOTA player


hantanemahuta

Doofenzsmirtz evil incorporated


masterhitman935

Failed chicken farmer.


BartekSy11

thats the white version of breaking bad: owner of los pollos ermanos : gus fring


TheImperios

Yevgeny Prigozhin


Nidders58

That is Heinrich Himmler, head of the SS and leading architect of the Holocaust or Shoah .. I dont know if you can get more cursed than that..


komik_olan-adam

Your mom


Fickle_Revolution383

least racist Argentinian


Madman62728

Your mum


-Andar-

A cross between JK Simmons and Higgins from Magnum PI


Valuable_Ant_8435

Hugh Hefner


Rough_Transition1424

Failed Chicken Farmer


Tamas_Rabakozi4

XP farmer


SSoviet_Slayer

Hero


werid_panda_eat_cake

what the fuck


Death_Fairy

I mean OP did ask for cursed comments only.


swiftydlsv

Just look at his name


Beebea63

Michinomiya Hirohito


AveryhandsomeChilean

Some nerd with a lot of power


kavlar-utschinki

Andrew Tate


Sitante

Based burgundian man


[deleted]

R5: Who is this? When I was younger I thought Himmler and the SS was an army for non-german soldiers serving Germany and I thought Himmler was Japanese. I was shocked after I learned what they actually did


merfinator

An agrarian socialist


fallibleCathode759

Wait, Joseph Stalin’s face was from real life?


Maximka_Kirginka

The tno huy


myporsche001212

TIL cameras existed during WW2


CLk_546

The funny clock man


LePorcy

Chicken farmer?


ATL_MiRiz

Gamer


mr_ricer

Mozest


PolskaBalaclava

Luigi-Waluigi Tier Bullshit


Duque117

Amlo


Mrtooth12

Pierre Hermé


Ulpian02

A family man


TheNCRis

Gloorbo Fondiller of nuts.


timjimthegreek

Old Jeremy Renner


DanieltheFash115

Failed chicken farmer


DolphinBall

Failed beta male chicken farmer


Mrthynotcare

Honestly I don’t know I only joined this subreddit because I watch isorrowproductions and tommyK