T O P

hmmm

hmmm

tareumlaneuchie

High school car washes will never be the same.


Archonet

*"Ooooh, I think I'll get the 'Bukkake wash'. Sounds exotic!"*


PreviousFriendship85

___ ___ \\( )// ~ | | ~ ~ ~ ~//|| ~ ~ || ||


FwG3

thats fucking hilarious


KarimGamer

What? Im on iphone that might be the issue


PreviousFriendship85

Do they not have BaconReader for iOs?


KarimGamer

Idk


DankMemer069

r/cursedcomments


Stanov

And r/oddlyspecific


DarkNite206

Imagine looking out your window and seeing that


Limp_Organization738

now that would be really funny site, to see if you see that just outiside the window.


AHF_186

This is not 'hmmm' that's fucking genius


[deleted]

Yeah, I kinda want it too.


SmokeAbeer

Yeah you want it?


DeeBangerCC

You don't have to strain your arms, just adjust your pelvis


RaymondLawrence

Until you need to wash the roof of the car.


Kryllllllyx

Just do the *challenge pissing*


ImaAs

Challenge pissing you say? did you also buy a car from big bill hell's?


Kmlkmljkl

Piss Rain


PsiVolt

in the film business this is known as practical effects


lasers6978

BILLY MAYS HERE


GlungoE

RIP


Striker_212

Welcome to the cum zone


Grumpy_Cheems

Only cum inside anime girls


FilipinoOompaLoompa

Quivering clit


Grumpy_Cheems

Double jointed pussy


Fawkingretar

Fresh Balls


Prexot

Elegant Ejaculation


Stereotypically_Luna

first the kiss


Dentarthurdent42

The fuck is going on


Stereotypically_Luna

[Welcome To The Cum Zone [Official Music Video]](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=j0lN0w5HVT8)


Dentarthurdent42

Well… that was something.


Fawkingretar

Then The Cum.


bagelbagel44

My dick is in love with pain


Sharpshooter98b

Co-op cock torture


Ovrcast67

Cum guzzle from a dog's muzzle


blazing-lotus

Welcum to the cum zone


RomancingUranus

This is part of [Bowden's official marketing](https://www.bowdensown.com.au/blog/latest-news/the-crotch-cannon/). There's a video about the crotch cannon on that page. All their products and marketing have this kind of sense of humour about them. You can't really see in the photo above but the two bottles of product he's holding in the last frame are called "Snow Job" and "Happy Ending". While the video was an April Fools joke, these are both real products (and they also sell the sprayer but without the fishing belt). They have other products including "The Frother", "Dirty Deeds cloths", "Wet Dreams", "Bugger Off", "Mega Snow Job", "Big Softie", "Nanolicious Shag Pack", "The Drop Bear Wipe Down Cloth", "Plush Daddy", "Little Chubby", "Shagtastic Wash Pad", "Muffy", "Circle Work", "Love Glove", "Rubber Off", "Ta Ta Tar", and the "Summer Pleasure Box" just to name a few.


slidespec

Also, some of the warnings on their products are great. One along the lines of " even though this smells delicious, it doesn't taste delicious"


MauledByButterflies

Aoyama


SadCat102205

this was my first thought when seeing this image tbh


CaptMcButternut

Don't know the names very well, but MHA yeah?


Tmezmerr

Yes, the navel laser fellow


ehladik

*laser penis fellow


MauledByButterflies

The cheese guy who is clearly gonna turn out to be a bad guy


Doofchook

I'd be cumming like that If I had a holden panel van


BorosSparky

It’s so good the kids love it too


Soy-Saucy

"Spray us with your hose, Daddy!"


Adept-Try2633

/r/cursedcomments


[deleted]

[удалено]


MarinEnV

Wtf


marchocias

Belly button laser guy from My Hero Academia.


AdOk3736

Naval Laser man


TheConqueringEnigma

This is the correct response


Deathwolff808

Yes


Felinomancy

What could've happened if Sex Machine survived The Titty Twister.


fieldOfThunder

Literally /r/PowerWashingPorn


mr_poopypepe

German engineering is the best in the world!


robbray1979

Father’s Day is coming.


EverWell0220

ha


Capnmolasses

Father’s Day is cumming.


generatedusername456

Pelvic Thrust Mace Belts from Metalocalypse


the_walking_derp

This stupids turkeys taste stingy


buttholefold

It makes my tongue numb but.. yeah, is good


Nickleforce

Is this real?


plimso13

It’s a gimbal belt (used for game fishing), with a hole cut in the plate, and a hose threaded through.


I_really_am_Batman

So yes?


plimso13

At face value, It may seem like a fantastical concept. However, I believe that there are artisans out there who could make *cutting a hole in a piece of plastic and threading a hose through it*… a reality.


MeowLikeaDog

I choose to belive his penis has superhuman strength.


tiptipsofficial

Wtf my whole life I thought those were called fishing belts.


omgitschriso

It was an April fools joke https://www.bowdensown.com.au/the-crotch-cannon


RomancingUranus

[Yes](https://www.bowdensown.com.au/blog/latest-news/the-crotch-cannon/).


alreadyfappingit

r/didntknowiwantedthat


PureLettuce8

From Dusk til dawn vibes


mtnb33r

hey is that a holden sandman?


doppleganger022

I think so, it’s way more exciting than the joke itself if so.


Cobra_shark_gaming

Car cummer 2000


Sparkynstorm

W h e r e c a n I b u y o n e ?


fried_eggs_and_ham

This looks like something that guy who invents useless inventions would invent.


yer_boi_gonas

Is that a sandman? Is this product…. *australian*


stratuss_

I checked bc I thought the same thing, this does seem to be a Sandman van. Am I surprised that this is happening in Australia? Not one bit.


yer_boi_gonas

The perfect true blue Father’s Day gift


LookARedSquirrel84

Sex Machine opens up a car wash.


hnzie33

Aoyama Yugas naval laser except it’s water


blazing-lotus

Finally!


teleprter_gaming

"Ayo, make fun of my mom again..." *Unzips* "...And I'll piss on you."


Sx143iq0

Ah yes, the negotiator


kangarooscankillyou

Dale from [The Castle (1997)](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Castle_(1997_Australian_film)) : "*Steve is also an ideas man. That’s why Dad calls him the Ideas Man. He has lots of ideas."* He brought you the broom head and hose, the stop light on the motorcycle helmet, now comes soap from ya groin - perfect way to handle those tricky holden panel vans that like to roll in the mud.


Malakhi42069

r/me_irl


Jaja_Aureolin

Best Goals and must have amazing side suction , don't think about your asshole !!!


CharlieVGoldberg

Yeah I’m gonna buy this for my future girlfriend so she could use this on me because this is the greatest strap-on I’ve ever seen.


timeforknowledge

Every feminists dream


Mochamadfachrul

its very hmmmm ing


MilfsHmuPls

disgusting.


mrtn17

I'm pretty sure this would sell well if someone would bring it on the market. I love squirting on my lawn


UrethraRapist

Well, the cum starts comin and it don't stop comin and it don't stop comin and it don't stop comin and it don't stop comin and it don't stop comin and it don't stop comin and it don't stop comin and it don't stop comin and it don't stop comin


hitman_09912

Innovation at its best


mlemu

The hands on the back of the head. I’m ugly laughing


dothatthingyoudo69

🤔


MattisPlay

SUS....


jamcar70

Australian? Looks like a 70s Holden Panelvan … if the Sandman’s a rockin…


Narrow_Intention

Zohan needs this


Seamlesslytango

Imagine a bukakke video with like 10 of these. ​ Sorry if my spelling is off, I'm at work and can't google that to see if I got it right.


Auxire

Looks childish. What are you, 12? I want one


Ninjathekat8

It’s all fun and games until he wears that during sex, Girl not only gonna be filled with all his seed but her vagina gonna get a good washing.


Hidr_On_Bush

🤣


[deleted]

Manchild.exe


WolfJr007

Looks like they are trying to make Yuga Aoyamas belt irl


megaman33307

Legend has it that those bottles were never used


kants_rickshaw

Kind of shocked no one has made a reference to /r/mildlypenis -- well, not that shocked.


riaria1891

r/theyknew


mrcrabs6464

No shit Sherlock.


riaria1891

goodness, it was just a lighthearted comment.


True_Fisherman_4813

Thanks, I hate car washes.


Free_Performance7949

Seguitemi su tiktok,. ricambio il "segui" e il "like" Il mio nome tiktok: @hisoka._goon


MEE-6

So now there's projectile pissing? What a world we live in


RealConcorrd

Dudes in hentai be like


cookie_dough171

The bottom left picture is just a Tuesday afternoon


indianbean

Pretty sure this was an April fools joke from Bowdens, a care care company in Aus


Crazy_Expert3202

But the 1st image doesn’t have the I don’t see no water in that last image….


RandomInternetUser0

Hey dude, I gotta take a wicked piss. Okay but what's that on your wai- JESUS!


AdOk3736

We can rebuild him. We have the technology.


Lynx-Kitsoni

If you store up you can live your hentai fantasies with this thing


Hawt_Dawg_II

Dragons fucking cars


HugePurpleNipples

/r/shutupandtakemymoney


BagOfToenails

You don't even need one of those to do that. I discovered once that just using a regular hose (as long as the pressure is high enough) you can rest it against your crotch pointing outward and it'll propel itself backwards and keep itself there


EPICGuestWasTaken

Fill it with actual nut


godumbledork

I'LL TAKE YOUR ENTIRE STOCK


Somzer

Everyone's talking about sex-related stuff, and here I am thinking "man, this way I can hold a beer AND my phone while ALSO washing a car. Genius"


Snotgobber

Could we get a two spigot chestpiece version? You know...for efficiency. A handsfree model would be good too.


Flapdoodle-3

Practice


Tedmann93

I'd buy it.


Par31

The flex tape guy should advertise this


palescoot

Where can I buy one? My dad loves to wash his car and I think this would be an awesome gift for him


Anakin_Cringewalker

cum


Valuable-Baked

Howany quarters you gotta stuff in that thing


dinerodough

Yyyyeeeeeeaaa baby!!!


Limp_Organization738

that is really funny, and interesting if you ask me.


lemeboi2003

Lesbians could use them


smsp1

And now I'm terrified someone is going to grab a propane tank and a backpack and improvise.


tekjunky75

FoamFucker 3000


kingpaperfacekingdom

Why is he washing a hearse?


Jeggu2

HEY LOOK HOW HARD I CAN PISS


ItsFrenzius

I’m 100% certain some weird freaky couple used or will eventually use this to try and live out a cumflation kink


Feshtof

I would have sworn this was a u/rightcoastguy post.


thomas_the_bullet

weeb


Keikasey3019

I love whenever this sub hits the front page. I don’t know why a simple hmmm in every post title just makes me laugh.


LATROPSP

When you come, the filth goes.


Dial1800Mix-A-Lot

I hope he thrusted like in Machete Kills.


Just-a-random-dood

boys according to the school when girls show 0.00000000000000000000000001% of their shoulder


84384047a

fun fact : 50% of the entire population already knows how to use it and as has practiced it for years


Chabshaile

Ya thrust ya pelvis HUH! Ya thrust ya Pelvis HUH!


Wiz_Starfall1138

Purchase link?


DOLOSTANG

That's australian, the car is a holden hq sandman panelvan from 70s


reddit01234543210

Definitely small dick thinking.


ppmanstrikes

Where buy?


strawberry_monster

r/ofcoursethatsathing


wtfu1

This should be posted in r/they knew


k3rstman1

Reminds me of the machine gun bra from the secon Machete movie.


Nice_Cock_Brother

All fun and game until someone put mayo inside


Messolbar163

Self defense spray go!


DankMemer069

You can give cars facials?


_123reddituser_

Now imagine theres a block and the back decides to pop open...


your_cock_my_ass

They also have a microfibre onesie for waxing and drying your car https://www.bowdensown.com.au/assets/images/IMG_0930.jpg


The240DevilZ

if anybody sees Bowden products out in the wild, please read the warning labels on them, they sneak jokes and puns into them


Danfan1028

Does the shampoo go trough your anus directly to that machine?


Bombdizzle1

This is brilliant I want one!


Paaced

How do you dry it?


alexfoltan1

Holy sh\*t!!!


PersephoneIsNotHome

Not that he misses the target.