By - lewisyext
High school car washes will never be the same.
*"Ooooh, I think I'll get the 'Bukkake wash'. Sounds exotic!"*
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thats fucking hilarious
What? Im on iphone that might be the issue
Do they not have BaconReader for iOs?
Imagine looking out your window and seeing that
now that would be really funny site, to see if you see that just outiside the window.
This is not 'hmmm' that's fucking genius
Yeah, I kinda want it too.
Yeah you want it?
You don't have to strain your arms, just adjust your pelvis
Until you need to wash the roof of the car.
Just do the *challenge pissing*
Challenge pissing you say? did you also buy a car from big bill hell's?
in the film business this is known as practical effects
BILLY MAYS HERE
Welcome to the cum zone
Only cum inside anime girls
Double jointed pussy
first the kiss
The fuck is going on
[Welcome To The Cum Zone [Official Music Video]](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=j0lN0w5HVT8)
Well… that was something.
Then The Cum.
My dick is in love with pain
Co-op cock torture
Cum guzzle from a dog's muzzle
Welcum to the cum zone
This is part of [Bowden's official marketing](https://www.bowdensown.com.au/blog/latest-news/the-crotch-cannon/). There's a video about the crotch cannon on that page.
All their products and marketing have this kind of sense of humour about them. You can't really see in the photo above but the two bottles of product he's holding in the last frame are called "Snow Job" and "Happy Ending". While the video was an April Fools joke, these are both real products (and they also sell the sprayer but without the fishing belt).
They have other products including "The Frother", "Dirty Deeds cloths", "Wet Dreams", "Bugger Off", "Mega Snow Job", "Big Softie", "Nanolicious Shag Pack", "The Drop Bear Wipe Down Cloth", "Plush Daddy", "Little Chubby", "Shagtastic Wash Pad", "Muffy", "Circle Work", "Love Glove", "Rubber Off", "Ta Ta Tar", and the "Summer Pleasure Box" just to name a few.
Also, some of the warnings on their products are great. One along the lines of " even though this smells delicious, it doesn't taste delicious"
this was my first thought when seeing this image tbh
Don't know the names very well, but MHA yeah?
Yes, the navel laser fellow
*laser penis fellow
The cheese guy who is clearly gonna turn out to be a bad guy
I'd be cumming like that If I had a holden panel van
It’s so good the kids love it too
"Spray us with your hose, Daddy!"
Belly button laser guy from My Hero Academia.
Naval Laser man
This is the correct response
What could've happened if Sex Machine survived The Titty Twister.
German engineering is the best in the world!
Father’s Day is coming.
Father’s Day is cumming.
Pelvic Thrust Mace Belts from Metalocalypse
This stupids turkeys taste stingy
It makes my tongue numb but.. yeah, is good
Is this real?
It’s a gimbal belt (used for game fishing), with a hole cut in the plate, and a hose threaded through.
At face value, It may seem like a fantastical concept. However, I believe that there are artisans out there who could make *cutting a hole in a piece of plastic and threading a hose through it*… a reality.
I choose to belive his penis has superhuman strength.
Wtf my whole life I thought those were called fishing belts.
It was an April fools joke
From Dusk til dawn vibes
hey is that a holden sandman?
I think so, it’s way more exciting than the joke itself if so.
Car cummer 2000
W h e r e c a n I b u y o n e ?
This looks like something that guy who invents useless inventions would invent.
Is that a sandman? Is this product…. *australian*
I checked bc I thought the same thing, this does seem to be a Sandman van.
Am I surprised that this is happening in Australia? Not one bit.
The perfect true blue Father’s Day gift
Sex Machine opens up a car wash.
Aoyama Yugas naval laser except it’s water
"Ayo, make fun of my mom again..."
"...And I'll piss on you."
Ah yes, the negotiator
Dale from [The Castle (1997)](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Castle_(1997_Australian_film)) : "*Steve is also an ideas man. That’s why Dad calls him the Ideas Man. He has lots of ideas."*
He brought you the broom head and hose, the stop light on the motorcycle helmet, now comes soap from ya groin - perfect way to handle those tricky holden panel vans that like to roll in the mud.
Best Goals and must have amazing side suction , don't think about your asshole !!!
Yeah I’m gonna buy this for my future girlfriend so she could use this on me because this is the greatest strap-on I’ve ever seen.
Every feminists dream
its very hmmmm ing
I'm pretty sure this would sell well if someone would bring it on the market. I love squirting on my lawn
Well, the cum starts comin and it don't stop comin and it don't stop comin and it don't stop comin and it don't stop comin and it don't stop comin and it don't stop comin and it don't stop comin and it don't stop comin and it don't stop comin
Innovation at its best
The hands on the back of the head. I’m ugly laughing
Australian? Looks like a 70s Holden Panelvan
… if the Sandman’s a rockin…
Zohan needs this
Imagine a bukakke video with like 10 of these.
Sorry if my spelling is off, I'm at work and can't google that to see if I got it right.
Looks childish. What are you, 12? I want one
It’s all fun and games until he wears that during sex, Girl not only gonna be filled with all his seed but her vagina gonna get a good washing.
Looks like they are trying to make Yuga Aoyamas belt irl
Legend has it that those bottles were never used
Kind of shocked no one has made a reference to /r/mildlypenis -- well, not that shocked.
No shit Sherlock.
goodness, it was just a lighthearted comment.
Thanks, I hate car washes.
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So now there's projectile pissing? What a world we live in
Dudes in hentai be like
The bottom left picture is just a Tuesday afternoon
Pretty sure this was an April fools joke from Bowdens, a care care company in Aus
But the 1st image doesn’t have the I don’t see no water in that last image….
Hey dude, I gotta take a wicked piss.
Okay but what's that on your wai- JESUS!
We can rebuild him. We have the technology.
If you store up you can live your hentai fantasies with this thing
Dragons fucking cars
You don't even need one of those to do that. I discovered once that just using a regular hose (as long as the pressure is high enough) you can rest it against your crotch pointing outward and it'll propel itself backwards and keep itself there
Fill it with actual nut
I'LL TAKE YOUR ENTIRE STOCK
Everyone's talking about sex-related stuff, and here I am thinking "man, this way I can hold a beer AND my phone while ALSO washing a car. Genius"
Could we get a two spigot chestpiece version? You know...for efficiency. A handsfree model would be good too.
I'd buy it.
The flex tape guy should advertise this
Where can I buy one? My dad loves to wash his car and I think this would be an awesome gift for him
Howany quarters you gotta stuff in that thing
that is really funny, and interesting if you ask me.
Lesbians could use them
And now I'm terrified someone is going to grab a propane tank and a backpack and improvise.
Why is he washing a hearse?
HEY LOOK HOW HARD I CAN PISS
I’m 100% certain some weird freaky couple used or will eventually use this to try and live out a cumflation kink
I would have sworn this was a u/rightcoastguy post.
I love whenever this sub hits the front page. I don’t know why a simple hmmm in every post title just makes me laugh.
When you come, the filth goes.
I hope he thrusted like in Machete Kills.
boys according to the school when girls show 0.00000000000000000000000001% of their shoulder
fun fact : 50% of the entire population already knows how to use it and as has practiced it for years
Ya thrust ya pelvis HUH! Ya thrust ya Pelvis HUH!
That's australian, the car is a holden hq sandman panelvan from 70s
Definitely small dick thinking.
This should be posted in r/they knew
Reminds me of the machine gun bra from the secon Machete movie.
All fun and game until someone put mayo inside
Self defense spray go!
You can give cars facials?
Now imagine theres a block and the back decides to pop open...
They also have a microfibre onesie for waxing and drying your car https://www.bowdensown.com.au/assets/images/IMG_0930.jpg
if anybody sees Bowden products out in the wild, please read the warning labels on them, they sneak jokes and puns into them
Does the shampoo go trough your anus directly to that machine?
This is brilliant I want one!
How do you dry it?
Not that he misses the target.