By - Davidivs
That fentanyl that's going around nowadays, is really something else isn't it?....
I’m sure there is something in the water…
sorry i've been getting very creative with my pissing contests lately and it seems to have gotten a little out of control.
hmm maybe i should try fentanyl I HEARD THAT IF YOU TAKE IT YOU WILL LEARN WHAT GOD IS AND HOW TO EAT HIM. I WANT TO EAT GOD. I WANT TO EAT EVERY GOD. I WANT TO EAT YOU GOD, THE ONE YOU PRAISE MOST, WHETHER THAT BE A RELIGIOUS GOD OR A REAL FIGURE OR AN ABSTRACT CONCEPT LIKE REINCARNATION OR SIMULATION THEORY I WILL EAT THEM ALIVE LIKE THEY ARE CRACKERS YOU HEARME YOU FOOL I WILL EAT YOU
Reminds me of that post somewhere about "unleashing the claymore roomba"
That sounds like an explosive game of Russian Roulette by Mattel^tm
I always figured for "explosive roulette", you just use a [revolving grenade launcher](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Milkor_MGL)...
Own a musket for home defense, since that's what the founding fathers intended. Four ruffians break into my house. "What the devil?" As I grab my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle. Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he's dead on the spot. Draw my pistol on the second man, miss him entirely because it's smoothbore and nails the neighbors dog. I have to resort to the cannon mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with grape shot, "Tally ho lads" the grape shot shreds two men in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms. Fix bayonet and charge the last terrified rapscallion.He Bleeds out waiting on the police to arrive since triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up, Just as the founding fathers intended
I'd rather be dead than sipping tea with a red
Interestingly, if bet this would get you in jail. I think that, because they aren't alive, this would be considered a booby trap which are illegal
It's not a booby trap because you voice activated them
I looked it up and I was wrong, OP will not see jail time
> Booby trap may be defined as any concealed or camouflaged device designed to cause bodily injury when triggered by any action of a person making contact with the device
If they hide well enough after the kill the police can not find them and therefore has no evidence; checkmate atheists!
Booby traps are illegal? 1984
Everyday I nearly unsubscribe from this scum sub, but then golden rays of humour emerge like this.
f someone is breaking into your home equipped with an emp, you have some seriously undervalued stuff.
Ah,yes. Robbers always wear electromagnetic pulses
Fucking normies, if you’re gonna rob someone you better at least have air support
>not having the robots clean up the mess
This would honestly be fucking awesome
I want this to be real.
The idea of a bunch of cute little robots with kitchen knives crudely taped to them stabbing a burglar while beeping is the funniest thing to me.
I get Small Soldiers vibe from this
This could exist if you had the money. The technology is out there.
pls upvote i need karma
You sounds like a dumb fuck who don't know how karma system works, you are not increasing you are decreasing it, fucking retard.
i only wanted karma. i never mentioned positive or negative karma.
Gave you lots of down votes. you are welcome
Please upvote I need to post gay midgets to mainstream subs
Are you seriously autistic?
never took a test