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No_Distribution_5843

“Lol” *unzips pants*


RutraNickers

"lmfao" *unzips dick*


TongaTime123

*Bruno peaks out* “Shit, wrong place”


Quazar42069

We dont talk about that guy


No_Distribution_5843

What guy?


QuaccAttacc420

you know the guy who did the thing obviously


c72_x0f

"I'm so fucked up."


valleysape

And all will know him as the trap factory


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valleysape

What's small? The factory or other uh... assets?


ktosiek124

I never understood why Shimakaze but I love it


DeathGamer99

probably because shimakaze is the first ship that was popular and coincidentally at the high of popularity is kinda has the most revealing outfit and she has ton of futa p\*rn.


AReallyAsianName

Personally, I'm more of an Azur Lane Shimakaze fan myself. But yes, this is all true.


Hajimeme_1

speedy bnuuy


PurpleHEART77

best bunny


Hajimeme_1

i cannot unhear her in other anime where her VA appears, especially when the character has a speed-related power (\*cough cough\* Ruby in RWBY: Ice Queendom \*cough cough\*)


AReallyAsianName

Also Yor Forger, Spy x Family.


Paxton-176

Azur Lane took Shimakaza and decide to make base the game around her outfit. Which is a good choice because Azur Lane in general Is a millions times better.


Salter_KingofBorgors

I have met people that have insisted she was a trap... probably because of that second part lol


SimpleManga

and traps


AnxiousIntender

Probably because she's flat


Dandandandooo

"lmao" *gets lotion*


jantimo18

Sauce: https://twitter.com/retsyrk?t=8W5S5werJISAVtirdsnA3g&s=09


Argyle_Fel

Getting your dick inside that underwear is straight up impossible though, it's so damn small.


Din_Plug

The thong really isn't ideal for anyone with any normally sized penis.


Argyle_Fel

Ikr, makes me wish I had a smaller one


Din_Plug

For a thong to work one must have a stupidly undersized penis. For better results wear a more standard style of woman's underwear. That way you can still be big PP trap.


ThatsMeAndrew

> For a thong to work one must have a stupidly undersized penis Is this my calling to become a femboy?


Din_Plug

Mabey, but it is up to you to decide if that calling is right for you.


Argyle_Fel

I know and I would be fine with it.


Din_Plug

Fine with the standard undergarment style?


Argyle_Fel

Well, with that too I guess >.>


Din_Plug

It's hard to look submissive and breedable, when your breeding stick is the size of an USB drive. Large dong also allows you to top.


LUSI00

You can still be submissive no matter the pp size


SignificantTrip6108

Flair checks out


Bulangiu_ro

can we exchange? mine is so small i can just push it back in


Argyle_Fel

Sounds hot and cute ngl


MR-Vinmu

For me, the problem is having too much of a dumpy, my ass be too damn thick so whatever is up front is getting pressed against the fabric.


Attack_on_Senpai

Bro, you know what would be funny? If I just sucked you off? That would be hilarious


bicycle_driveby

Shades of “Let’s just pretend I’m still Konata”.


thejesuslifestyle_12

“Let’s just pretend I’m still Pekora”.


27Rench27

The fucking length of that Pekora director’s cut really sent me


Relicatranger

Hey can you send me the source of "lets pretent im still pekora" ?


27Rench27

https://www.reddit.com/r/copypasta/comments/vajcqc/so_as_a_joke_i_fucked_my_friend_in_a_konata/ It’s in those comments


-Redstoneboi-

and the unironic sequel, [let's just pretend i'm NOT pekora](https://www.reddit.com/r/Hololewd/comments/wxiice/lets_pretend_im_not_pekora_pekora_x_reader_fic_l/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3)


kroxti

What I came here to post


DragonTamerTalha

>Let’s just pretend I’m still Konata what??


bicycle_driveby

Old copypasta from /a/, here it is reposted [on Reddit](https://www.reddit.com/r/copypasta/comments/vajcqc/so_as_a_joke_i_fucked_my_friend_in_a_konata/) (NSFW).


JanJoestar-part7

So as a joke....


LolsSup69

Homie looks like anakin lol


ladyirisheart

Would love this honestly.


lurker_archon

[You're welcome bro](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IsSSr_Yg4qs)


unfamily_friendly

I wish i had a friend like this


AngryxMonkey

Honestly, if my homies look that good in that outfit, I went straight up fuck them. Not even gay. Or am i?


RutraNickers

just say "no homo" and it's all good, homie


Argyle_Fel

Yes! I'd gladly forfeit my ability to top to look more submissive and breedable.


jotarogiovanna017251

I still remember that one pekora cosplay cooypasta


Thrashinuva

It's not grooming if you say jk.


Chammers88

bro I guarantee they're looking more like the okamas from one piece than that lol


Hugar34

His heterosexuality never stood a chance....


Outside_Rough_9501

Sounds like a doujin plot with the tags: crossdress, feminization, yaoi


JustShoBizBaby

Calm down Satan lol


MrTJett03

I would do it


Fedorchik

This is insidious. but i kinda like the idea...


lovesmakingherwet

I once put on a girl Halloween costume in the college dorm for lols. Now I sub to sissy hypno.


godzillahavinastroke

Hmmmm


jyroman53

Enough laughing, it’s femboy durability test time


amadeusz20011

I not so low-key wish someone did this to me Last (20th) birthday I got nothing from anyone, only closest family sent wishes


adidas_stalin

Sounds like a bromance harem to me


Affectionate-Rip9573

What’s up 9 1/2 inches over here


-Redstoneboi-

would do


WoodenPoom

Plot twist: The gift is actually gender changing potion, man got sick of his bro dressing up as girl so much he just made him a girl


JustYourFunnyFriend

I don't think there is any guy on this planet that can cosplay my waifu


Chad_-_-

I read porn comics i watch hanime I watch porn but I dont flap


Squaz7

So thats why you CHAD?


Chad_-_-

Im not a chad i just didn't want to use my real name


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Lemonaderiver2

It's literally Shimakase from KanColle in the post.


X_Danger

> Shimakase Shimakaze Ftfy